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Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:32:00 - [1] http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1264 Bastards, asshats and NJ own u :) ----------------- The Bastards.. Come Visit
Praxis1452 The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:39:00 - [2] Worst, writer, ever. Oh and you weren't on either. ... and neither was I emo** -------------------------------------------- ôHe who must expend his life to prolong life cannot enjoy it, and he who is still seeking for his life does not have it and can as little enjoy it**"
Sam442 Asshats and Alcoholics Minuit.	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:39:00 - [3] place holder ------- This post does not reflect the views of myself my pet cat or my corporation.
Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:41:00 - [4] ya i wasnt on.... :( i still **** to the km tho ----------------- The Bastards.. Come Visit
General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:41:00 - [5] Edited by: General Coochie on 28/02/2008 21:43:36 you forum ***** twinkie this is fail you could atleast have written the funny story behind it. Also you aren't permitted to link to killboard which might mean thread will get locked. The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:42:00 - [6] if i knew of the funny story i would have... im feeling a hey rorq jump here to r pos... its safe i promise.... ----------------- The Bastards.. Come Visit
RnProphet The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:42:00 - [7] Twinkie, shut your face.
Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:43:00 - [8] proph seriously... no posting this time of the month for u ----------------- The Bastards.. Come Visit
Bahhs Deep	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:45:00 - [9] that's no moon...
San Rintu Asshats and Alcoholics Minuit.	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:51:00 - [10] One you couldn't even hyperlink it Twinkie and two you wasn't even online. Was lol kill of the century... Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal

General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 21:54:00 - [11] Edited by: General Coochie on 28/02/2008 21:55:54 Originally by: Mr Twinkie if i knew of the funny story i would have... im feeling a hey rorq jump here to r pos... its safe i promise.... which makes your post ruin the fun of posting said story in an intelligent humoristic thread. The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
RoninData The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.28 22:13:00 - [12] Originally by: Sam442 at this point we decided a bribe of 2b might convince Ross the pos manager (Scotty the docking manager's cousin) to fix the bug poste haste
San Rintu Asshats and Alcoholics Minuit.	Posted - 2008.02.28 22:30:00 - [13] Edited by: San Rintu on 28/02/2008 22:33:24 Further adding to Sam's excellent and concise write up on this tragic set of events, we jumped in a carrier of our own to try and assist said Rorqual by repairing it's badly beaten shields. Sadly the pilot in a desperate urge to save the stricken capital ship also accidently initiated several smart bomb blasts hence removing the drones accompanying said Rorqual. The pilot was in time to keep the Rorqual alive while I painfully tried to disable the rogue starbase guns hungry to add a defenseless victim to their already impeccable PvP record including several ships from it's very own corporation...naughty guns. The pilot of the Rorqual had from what we can only describe as suffered a momentary lapse of perception and inadvertently triggered a self destruct upon their pricey piece of kit. We can but console the poor pilot's loss and hope that the 'syndrome' of self destructing his worldly possessions was merely a defect in this clone. We can but send our condolences to VoW and hope that they can see past the problems caused by a rogue starbase and a defective pilot. Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
jimmyjam Wise Guys Exquisite Malevolence	Posted - 2008.02.29 00:17:00 - [14] Nice kill dude.
DEATHsyphon Gallente IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 00:23:00 - [15] Ummmm not as good as a Phoenix dropping in to siege on a low sec gate to shoot at a vaga..... -------------------- I'm not not going to pod you!
FoxyLuv	Posted - 2008.02.29 00:48:00 - [16] So you got a guy who was blue to you (Minuit) to jump to you and then ganked him ... oh well at least its written in a funny way
Praxis1452 The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.29 01:00:00 - [17] Originally by: FoxyLuv So you got a guy who was blue to you (Minuit) to jump to you and then ganked him ... oh well at least its written in a funny way difference between 0.0 and low-sec. Minuit as they have always explained to me have had dynamic standings. -------------------------------------------- ôHe who must expend his life to prolong life cannot enjoy it, and he who is still seeking for his life does not have it and can as little enjoy it"
DEATHsyphon Gallente IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 01:30:00 - [18] Its still just a Rourq.......Meh -------------------- I'm not not going to pod you!
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 01:41:00 - [19] Edited by: Lorzion on 29/02/2008 01:40:59 im sorry but someone alreaady won eve Linkage
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 01:45:00 - [20] He wasn't even loller-fit ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster

Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 02:49:00 - [21] Originally by: techzer0 He wasn't even loller-fit pretty much although the dual xl boosters is hardly enough to make best yarr of the year though.
ThatCpp Gallente Knights Of the Black Sun	Posted - 2008.02.29 02:55:00 - [22] Nice kill fellas, I wonder why people like this ask randoms for help with capital ship jumps.
Praxis1452 The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.29 03:11:00 - [23] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: techzer0 He wasn't even loller-fit pretty much although the dual xl boosters is hardly enough to make best yarr of the year though. It's just twink's e-peen. -------------------------------------------- ôHe who must expend his life to prolong life cannot enjoy it, and he who is still seeking for his life does not have it and can as little enjoy it"
Kulmid New Justice Minuit.	Posted - 2008.02.29 03:34:00 - [24] The funniest part is, we were blue to him, and I graciously offered him the POS as a cyno location.
Pluton Hazmat Exotic Dancers Club Scalar Federation	Posted - 2008.02.29 08:48:00 - [25] What the frack makes this the yarr kill of the year? So many exciting things going on around us, and killing a jumpfreighter is the kill of the year ----------------------------------------------- The filthy pirate formerly known as Handon Guild!
Gem Gafaar Caldari The Yarr Birds	Posted - 2008.02.29 10:31:00 - [26] I'd say a 2Bil+ in loot makes it at least a kill of the year so far. Not many can claim that. I loved all the smack! LOL! Good Yarrr!
Silvetrys Minmatar The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.29 10:51:00 - [27] Right now the only things making this the "yarrrr kill of the year" are Twinks E-Peen and the smack on our killboard. -
Tobias Sjodin Ore Mongers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.02.29 12:32:00 - [28] Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 29/02/2008 12:34:12 Piracy is about profit, PvP is about killmails. 120mil profit divided by umptyfive isn't profit, it's an ammo-reload. =P edit: Didn't mean to rain on your nice killmail. Just seems a lot of work for no pay :P Help promote the "boost low-sec"-project.
General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.29 12:45:00 - [29] Originally by: Tobias Sjodin Edited by: Tobias Sjodin on 29/02/2008 12:34:12 Piracy is about profit, PvP is about killmails. 120mil profit divided by umptyfive isn't profit, it's an ammo-reload. =P edit: Didn't mean to rain on your nice killmail. Just seems a lot of work for no pay :P Yeah it was to bad he didn't have the money for the ransom or that his corp/alliance members weren't online or wanted to help him with it. If he had the isk I'm convinced we would have gotten it. Apart from waiting 30min for him trying to get the isk, wasn't much work really. He pretty much cynod into our arms. I believe he even asked "is it ok if I cyno in this system". Was just an opportunity we took. Well such is piracy in eve, sometimes you just miss out on the isk for various reasons. The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
Modrak Vseth Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.02.29 16:08:00 - [30] Originally by: Kulmid The funniest part is, we were blue to him, and I graciously offered him the POS as a cyno location. That's funny?

techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.02.29 17:32:00 - [31] Originally by: Gem Gafaar I'd say a 2Bil+ in loot makes it at least a kill of the year so far. Not many can claim that. I loved all the smack! LOL! Good Yarrr! Easily 2+ bil in loot off of several faction fit Ravens/CNR's already this year... meh. The blue standing thing is kinda shady, but I did lol at the smack on your killboard comments ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Karlemgne Flying Under the Influence Visions of Warfare	Posted - 2008.02.29 20:03:00 - [32] Edited by: Karlemgne on 29/02/2008 20:04:53 The "yarr kill of the year?" I'm sorry, this thread if full of fail. Its about as awesome as a "dude I totally stole two billion isk from my corp" thread. First of all, a Rorqual kill is not all that spectacular. You killed the a ship that was about as helpless as a Freighter. Furthermore, it took you no work to get the kill. Its not as if you were chasing him for ten systems trying to figure out where he'd cyno next. Its not as if you were able to take down this ship with a frigate or cruiser gang. No lone dictor pilot had to bubble him and tank him while waiting for the back up. No, instead you ganked someone who was blue to you. A very difficult task seeing as how the pilot in question thought you were friendly. In addition to this you killed him at one of your POSes, which was shooting at him. I mean really, wow. You were able to trick a blue into using your POS as a jump stage and kill his Rorqual with the aid of POS guns. Now that I think about it, yeah, your right. Easily the best pirate kill of the year. -Karlemgne This just in, Karlemgne gets the second best yarr of the year by blowing up a hoarder at a gate with his Astarte.
General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.29 20:44:00 - [33] Originally by: Karlemgne Edited by: Karlemgne on 29/02/2008 20:04:53 The "yarr kill of the year?" I'm sorry, this thread if full of fail. Its about as awesome as a "dude I totally stole two billion isk from my corp" thread. First of all, a Rorqual kill is not all that spectacular. You killed the a ship that was about as helpless as a Freighter. Furthermore, it took you no work to get the kill. Its not as if you were chasing him for ten systems trying to figure out where he'd cyno next. Its not as if you were able to take down this ship with a frigate or cruiser gang. No lone dictor pilot had to bubble him and tank him while waiting for the back up. No, instead you ganked someone who was blue to you. A very difficult task seeing as how the pilot in question thought you were friendly. In addition to this you killed him at one of your POSes, which was shooting at him. I mean really, wow. You were able to trick a blue into using your POS as a jump stage and kill his Rorqual with the aid of POS guns. Now that I think about it, yeah, your right. Easily the best pirate kill of the year. -Karlemgne This just in, Karlemgne gets the second best yarr of the year by blowing up a hoarder at a gate with his Astarte. Dude he wasn't blue to us. And trpla have some weird thing going on with their blue standings, they shoot blue in low sec and get shot by blues quite often, I can't go into details as I simply don't know why its like that, also I cba bothering with alliances and 0.0 drama. I agree it isn't he kill of the year. The thread would have been much better if only told the story cause thats whats nice about it. And the POS brought more harm then help. It dealt almost non dps, and the little it did we had to remote rep the rorqual for the 30min we tried getting a ransom (thats why pos damage [not dps] is so high) But what to do, twinkie is twinkie The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
Yuyuko Saigyouji GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.29 20:57:00 - [34] jesus christ look at that fitting
Sekhmet Orion Mandatory Suicide Incorporated	Posted - 2008.02.29 21:01:00 - [35] Originally by: Karlemgne First of all, a Rorqual kill is not all that spectacular. You killed the a ship that was about as helpless as a Freighter. -Karlemgne This just in, Karlemgne gets the second best yarr of the year by blowing up a hoarder at a gate with his Astarte. Killed any Rorquals lately Karle...or even any freighters? Nope..you are right, it was just an NPC corp caracal in your astarte. Prior to that, a badger, and an Iteron Stick to your own league, and don't be jealous of the guys that want to kill something a bit bigger
Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.02.29 23:13:00 - [36] so its not the kill of the year... it makes good conversation and draws attention to the thread... and r kb smacking is funny as hell... carebears shouldnt be allowed on kb's ----------------- The Bastards.. Come Visit
milinkoee Bastage Incorporated THORN Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.29 23:29:00 - [37] Originally by: Mr Twinkie http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1264 Bastards, asshats and NJ own u :) I find the name of your corp offensive. Bastage, Inc. Worst Pirates Ever!!!
Karlemgne Flying Under the Influence Visions of Warfare	Posted - 2008.02.29 23:44:00 - [38] Originally by: General Coochie Dude he wasn't blue to us. And trpla have some weird thing going on with their blue standings, they shoot blue in low sec and get shot by blues quite often, I can't go into details as I simply don't know why its like that, also I cba bothering with alliances and 0.0 drama. I know nothing about this, as I don't participate in the politics of eve. Having said that, the thrust of my critique remains. You used the perceived blue standings by one corp/alliance visa vis yourself to lure their Rorqual to a POS, telling them that it was a friendly jump station. Again, this is about as difficult as cleaning out the misc hangar of some corp your alt's been in for a week. Quote: I agree it isn't he kill of the year. Indeed, we agree. To be honest, titling a thread "yarrr of the year," or what have you, turns this incident from an interesting story into something that makes the OP, his corp, and his alliance look rather pathetic. It would be like me coming here bragging about tricking some newb in a mission to gang with me so that I could wtf pown' his Kestrel. Quote: And the POS brought more harm then help. It dealt almost non dps, and the little it did we had to remote rep the rorqual for the 30min we tried getting a ransom (thats why pos damage [not dps] Yeah, it was no help. It just insta popped the cyno recon and tackled the Rorqual for you. Then, you had a gang with capital ships warp to the ship, and blow it up. And a word about ransom attempts. You should try to make the ransom less than the insurance payout of a particular ship. Certainly, you shouldn't ask for the total "value" of the ship. If you ask for the total value, the pilot you are ransoming is just going to let you kill him tbfh, because his killers get less, and he doesn't have to pay any more than your "ransom." Quote: twinkie is twinkie Yeah, I guess. However, if I had someone in my corp that posted on the forums in ways that made me look like a complete tool and/or asshat, I wouldn't let him post. -Karlemgne
Karlemgne Flying Under the Influence Visions of Warfare	Posted - 2008.02.29 23:51:00 - [39] Originally by: Mr Twinkie so its not the kill of the year... it makes good conversation and draws attention to the thread... and r kb smacking is funny as hell... carebears shouldnt be allowed on kb's I'm not a carebear, twiddle-dee. Take a look at my fracking employment history (or just me). And while your at it, do yourself a favor. Censor yourself before you make yourself, and by extension those you fly with, look any worse. In fact, were I you, I'd send an email to [email protected] asking that they ban you from the forums, just to be safe. Cheers, -Karlemgne
Flinx Evenstar Minmatar Omniscient Order	Posted - 2008.03.01 00:26:00 - [40] Originally by: Karlemgne I'm not a carebear, twiddle-dee. Take a look at my fracking employment history (or just me). And while your at it, do yourself a favor. Censor yourself before you make yourself, and by extension those you fly with, look any worse. In fact, were I you, I'd send an email to [email protected] asking that they ban you from the forums, just to be safe. Cheers, -Karlemgne Chill dude. Why the hate for "The Bastards" I am not a carebear, you can look me up if you like, but I see no reason to disregard that rorqual kill. The bitter smack on the killboard alone makes it post worthy My pirate days are over, ( I'm in the merc business now, which means keeping that sec status above -1.9 ) but I still have love for the old times They got a good kill, can't you be happy for them?

Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.03.01 01:05:00 - [41] Originally by: Flinx Evenstar Originally by: Karlemgne I'm not a carebear, twiddle-dee. Take a look at my fracking employment history (or just me). And while your at it, do yourself a favor. Censor yourself before you make yourself, and by extension those you fly with, look any worse. In fact, were I you, I'd send an email to [email protected] asking that they ban you from the forums, just to be safe. Cheers, -Karlemgne Chill dude. Why the hate for "The Bastards" I am not a carebear, you can look me up if you like, but I see no reason to disregard that rorqual kill. The bitter smack on the killboard alone makes it post worthy My pirate days are over, ( I'm in the merc business now, which means keeping that sec status above -1.9 ) but I still have love for the old times They got a good kill, can't you be happy for them? na judging by wat his peers said earlier.. his best kills seem to be indys running macro missions lately.. no i dont wanna look at his corp history cause like evry1 else here, we dont care about u... ur just some uber pirate sorry we all dont have ur nasty skills. an the carebears comment was directed at the anonymous posters.. every1 else who posts with a name isnt a douche ----------------- The Bastards.. Come Visit
Mahn AlNouhm The Bastards	Posted - 2008.03.01 01:27:00 - [42] For those intent on ripping the Bastards for lolnoobishness, be aware that Twinkie's post is not representative of the Bastards ethos or our code of conduct. He's been kicked from the corp for his apparent inability to abide by our very reasonable requirement that a Bastard act like an adult. We are under no illusions. The Rorquahl wasn't a Bastards/Asshats win as much as it was an epic fail by the rorq pilot. We're here to have fun, not garishly wag our epeens about with an undeserved sense of superiority. -Mahn AlNouhm, Director . . .
Mr Twinkie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.03.01 01:35:00 - [43] i lose at eve
General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2008.03.01 03:56:00 - [44] Originally by: Karlemgne Yeah, it was no help. It just insta popped the cyno recon and tackled the Rorqual for you. Then, you had a gang with capital ships warp to the ship, and blow it up. And a word about ransom attempts. You should try to make the ransom less than the insurance payout of a particular ship. Certainly, you shouldn't ask for the total "value" of the ship. If you ask for the total value, the pilot you are ransoming is just going to let you kill him tbfh, because his killers get less, and he doesn't have to pay any more than your "ransom." Two things here, we were in fast, cyno pilot was alive when we got in. He popped just as I locked him, and put scram on rorq. And don't tell me how to ransom, I know how to do it, and so did the one taking care of it with the rorq pilot. As I said had he 2bill we would have gotten it no doubt. Anything less then final offer wouldn't have been worth it seeing how many we were in the gang. Lower and I think we all rather have the killmail wrapped around our epeens at the end of the day. The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
Cutting Edge	Posted - 2008.03.01 16:12:00 - [45] Edited by: Cutting Edge on 01/03/2008 16:13:03 Edited by: Cutting Edge on 01/03/2008 16:12:06 How is this the yarr kill of the year? A POS, Dread and various other ships versus a sitting duck Mining command ship. Well done, next time keep it under wraps. Originally by: Karlemgne Edited by: Karlemgne on 29/02/2008 20:04:53 The "yarr kill of the year?" I'm sorry, this thread if full of fail. Its about as awesome as a "dude I totally stole two billion isk from my corp" thread. First of all, a Rorqual kill is not all that spectacular. You killed the a ship that was about as helpless as a Freighter. Furthermore, it took you no work to get the kill. Its not as if you were chasing him for ten systems trying to figure out where he'd cyno next. Its not as if you were able to take down this ship with a frigate or cruiser gang. No lone dictor pilot had to bubble him and tank him while waiting for the back up. No, instead you ganked someone who was blue to you. A very difficult task seeing as how the pilot in question thought you were friendly. In addition to this you killed him at one of your POSes, which was shooting at him. I mean really, wow. You were able to trick a blue into using your POS as a jump stage and kill his Rorqual with the aid of POS guns. Now that I think about it, yeah, your right. Easily the best pirate kill of the year. -Karlemgne This just in, Karlemgne gets the second best yarr of the year by blowing up a hoarder at a gate with his Astarte. Wish I had said all that :P
Guilty Man	Posted - 2008.03.01 18:01:00 - [46] Fail Nothing special.
sakana North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.03.01 20:36:00 - [47] I dont understand any of those comments....


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