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karttoon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 02:42:00 -
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Edited by: karttoon on 04/03/2008 02:42:35
Good day Infidels. I am Karttoon, Shiek of JihadSwarm and prophet to the gods.
Since this article was posted on our High Sec crusade, I have received voice from exhumer pilots pleading to be able to mine without fear of onslaught, and be provided with an option to remain in relative peace. Our teachings believe that peace should always be an option, and that aggression should only be taken upon those who would destroy the sanctity and beauty of our holy land. While I believe that all space should be holy, I also understand the need to compromise in order to provide an option for peace.
As of this post, I am now surrendering Minmitar space as unholy land. You will be allowed to mass mine and defile this territory without fear of suicide attacks or aggression from JihadSwarm. I strongly encourage that you accept our gracious and difficult sacrifice, and use this time to rebuild in your new homeland.
For those who choose to remain and mine in Amarr, Gallente, and Caldari space, you will now experience the full weight of our cause. We will increase our attacks on all exhumer vessels in our holy land, and exponentially increase the number of random poddings followed by the scooping of corpses for our holy cleansing rituals. If you need extra time to move your assets or wish to plead your case, you are free to contact me, but I make no guarantees.
If you choose to ignore this warning, do not complain to us about your swift and decisive destruction.
各位异端，我是Karttoon,圣战队的伊玛目,阿拉的先知.
自这篇关于我们圣战的文章发行之后，我们收到许多矿工的请求，希望可以无忧无虑，平平安安地挖矿. 上帝宣导和平是必要的，只有在异端亵渎我们圣地的情况下才要进行侵略. 虽然我们认为所有的太空都是神圣的，可是为了维持和平我们愿意找一个折衷的方法.
发布此公告之后，我们会视Minmatar帝国为无神地.在这区域，凡是矿工都不用怕圣战队的攻击. 我强烈建议接受这个宽容的牺牲，利用此时刻在你们新的定居地复原.
任何继续在Amarr，Gallente，或Caldari帝国挖矿者将受到更强烈的暴力. 我们会增加对挖矿船的攻击，同时为了神圣的仪式也将开始暴救生舱. 如果需要一段时间搬资产或恳求宽恕，可以联络圣战队，但我们并不提供任何保证.
忽视此警告将迅速被毁灭
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Quelque Chose
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.03.04 02:45:00 -
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Welp, there you go. Time to start ganking macks in minnie space.
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Ho HsienKo
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2008.03.04 02:58:00 -
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yesss.... it all makes perfect scence now!!!!!!
I shall call it the "Alan Parson's Project"
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Yon89
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:00:00 -
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for every exhumer that you kill i will destroy a noobship in retaliation 
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Myros Glimmbrand
Ganja Co
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:06:00 -
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Oh no, dont sen em to Zion. Everyting crash, come bad in de morning can't come good a evenin. Trouble no set like rain.
Myros
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Lindsay Fox
Disciples of Comus
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:08:00 -
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Soon there will be a grainy video, filmed in a secret cave deep within mom's basement.
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Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:16:00 -
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One topic about the Goonies crusade = lulz keep it up mates. 
Two topics about the Goonies crusade = FFS keep it in one thread mates. 
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La Hafiz
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:19:00 -
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Is this an effort in disguise to create a major trading hub in Minmatar space? If this works, it'll be quite the sight. I'll have my eye on this.
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umop 3pisdn
Minmatar
Fnck the blob.
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:36:00 -
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Thankyou, Brave Warriors.
May God go with you.
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Maor Raor
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:41:00 -
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 Originally by: La Hafiz
Is this an effort in disguise to create a major trading hub in Minmatar space? If this works, it'll be quite the sight. I'll have my eye on this.
Fail
Nothing to do with trade hubs.
Its about Ice
Goon Swarm fail at takeing out BoB Pos networks so are trying to starve them out.
Goons use Mini towers so of corse they wont hit mini Ice fields
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Val Streth
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:51:00 -
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Originally by: Maor Raor
Originally by: La Hafiz
Is this an effort in disguise to create a major trading hub in Minmatar space? If this works, it'll be quite the sight. I'll have my eye on this.
Fail
Nothing to do with trade hubs.
Its about Ice
Goon Swarm fail at takeing out BoB Pos networks so are trying to starve them out.
Goons use Mini towers so of corse they wont hit mini Ice fields
 <3 pubbie logic
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Hannobaal
Gallente
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Maor Raor
Originally by: La Hafiz
Is this an effort in disguise to create a major trading hub in Minmatar space? If this works, it'll be quite the sight. I'll have my eye on this.
Fail
Nothing to do with trade hubs.
Its about Ice
Goon Swarm fail at takeing out BoB Pos networks so are trying to starve them out.
Goons use Mini towers so of corse they wont hit mini Ice fields
That better be a troll.
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Shogun Archer
Gallente
Eradico Omnis
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Posted - 2008.03.04 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: Lindsay Fox
Soon there will be a grainy video, filmed in a secret cave deep within mom's basement.
LOL.
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DoughMonster
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Posted - 2008.03.04 04:04:00 -
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Originally by: Maor Raor
Originally by: La Hafiz
Is this an effort in disguise to create a major trading hub in Minmatar space? If this works, it'll be quite the sight. I'll have my eye on this.
Fail
Nothing to do with trade hubs.
Its about Ice
Goon Swarm fail at takeing out BoB Pos networks so are trying to starve them out.
Goons use Mini towers so of corse they wont hit mini Ice fields
Yesh, cause the 1% of this playerbase that read this topic, who happen to all be in hulks and in minmatar space, all of them scared by JSwarm, will singlehandedly create a trade hub.
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Billy Sastard
Amarr
Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.03.04 04:07:00 -
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Goons win@EVE-O lole
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.03.04 04:54:00 -
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interesting. The question is why?
Originally by: CCP Oveur
...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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WhiteSavage
Dark Force Recon
Blood and Steel
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Posted - 2008.03.04 05:02:00 -
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Hooray!
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CCP WeatherMan
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Posted - 2008.03.04 05:04:00 -
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moved to Crime and Punishment
WeatherMan
Community Representative
EVE Online, CCP Games
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Jade190
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Posted - 2008.03.04 05:30:00 -
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I hate it when others force their will upon the weak. I hope you fail, and if I can, I will do what I can to ensure your failure. See you on the field
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ZerKar
Caldari
Zen'Tar
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Posted - 2008.03.04 05:37:00 -
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The Goons may let you live but if our belts are over run by Macro scum then I and others will take up the crusade and blow them away. Though if Goons get in my way I will take them out with the same amount of ferver. Goons...Macrominers...They rank about the same on the list of scum and villiany.
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For the LAST time...
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Akkrillo
Dread Lords
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Posted - 2008.03.04 05:56:00 -
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Originally by: Jade190
I hate it when others force their will upon the weak. I hope you fail, and if I can, I will do what I can to ensure your failure. See you on the field
agreed ^-^
This is the hand that will blind your eyes and split your spine
This is the blade thatÆll visit your flesh and release the wine |
Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 06:05:00 -
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I think I am oging to start with this sucidie business in minmatar space... looks to be getting quite ripe for the pickings.
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Aprudena Gist
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 06:12:00 -
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Originally by: Jade190
I hate it when others force their will upon the weak. I hope you fail, and if I can, I will do what I can to ensure your failure. See you on the field
This is what this game is about you do what ever you want to anyone and then deal with the consequences.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.04 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba
One topic about the Goonies crusade = lulz keep it up mates.
Two topics about the Goonies crusade = FFS keep it in one thread mates.
Two topics? I've seen at least 10 
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It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 06:48:00 -
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Way to break it subtly there, karttoon... 
Originally by: Avaricia
look a goon lol
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Trzzbk
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jade190
I hate it when others force their will upon the weak. I hope you fail, and if I can, I will do what I can to ensure your failure. See you on the field
I can think of nothing more boring than playing EVE as a White Knight. Holy crap, what do you do with your time in-game, sit on hi-sec gates and pretend to direct traffic with a smug grin on your face?
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Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.03.04 07:10:00 -
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I approve of this message. DEATH TO THE HIGH-SEC MINERS!
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Karlemgne
Flying Under the Influence
Visions of Warfare
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Posted - 2008.03.04 07:15:00 -
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Not only is goonswarm composed of asshats, but apparently they're also racists. "JihadSwarm" is cultural insensitive if you are feeling charitable, and racist if you just take it for what it is.
This isn't a big surprise though after the whole MC = Jews awhile back.
Seriously, CCP. Why hasn't something been done about goonswarm yet? The subscription income can't be worth them sullying your game with their racist drivel and overt attacks on your company, and this community.
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VicturusTeSaluto
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.03.04 07:24:00 -
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Originally by: Karlemgne
Not only is goonswarm composed of asshats, but apparently they're also racists. "JihadSwarm" is cultural insensitive if you are feeling charitable, and racist if you just take it for what it is.
This isn't a big surprise though after the whole MC = Jews awhile back.
Seriously, CCP. Why hasn't something been done about goonswarm yet? The subscription income can't be worth them sullying your game with their racist drivel and overt attacks on your company, and this community.
It's not "cultural insensitive," just stupid and inappropriate. Fits perfectly with goons.
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Jhyme
Amarr
Igneus Auctorita
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Posted - 2008.03.04 07:27:00 -
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Edited by: Jhyme on 04/03/2008 07:28:04
There is nothing racist about a religion. Those who believe in Jihad are not of any one race, but of many races. The prophet Karttoon, peace be upon him, has stated that peace is also an option, so the strategies are also different.
Also, Jihad does not mean a suicide goon ship, it means 'struggle'. It is hard to explain to a high-sec infidel, who lives their everyday life in comfort, peace, and security, what struggle means. They do not wake up everyday with fear that their family, homes, poses, will be destroyed in constant warfare and strife.
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Cruthensis
Gallente
Farmer Killers
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.03.04 08:04:00 -
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Originally by: Karlemgne
"JihadSwarm" is cultural insensitive if you are feeling charitable, and racist if you just take it for what it is.
Please explain to everyone how the term "JihadSwarm" could possibly be "racist". It is clearly derived from and a comedic parody of the word "Jihad".
This word's origin is Islamic. Islam (last time I looked) is a religion - a system of beliefs and ideas about the world, the creator of the universe, how we should live, etc, etc.
A "race" would denote a distinct population of people similar in skin colour and/or other physical attributes and often concentrated in, or ancestrally 'from' a particular geographical area.
So to sum up for the slow-witted:
Religion: collection of ideas and beliefs
Race: physical attributes and geographic heritage of people
You could argue of course that Islam does have a geographic heritage - it was born of a particular place and time. However, by it's own founding texts and ambitions of its proponents, it actively transcends this by spreading far and wide.
Please educate us Karlemgne on how "JihadSwarm" - a term which is clearly a parody of a religious word - is racist.
1. Buy Vexor 2. Fit for Gank 3. Suicide ISK farmer 4. Grind sec 5. see 1. |
Silentium Newgate
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Posted - 2008.03.04 08:07:00 -
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This thread makes me think about what it would be like to be 40 years old and still living in the basement of one's parent's home. Seriously, I think someone needs to lighten up, if not to make an attempt at being original. This topic makes me find the colonics infomercial currently infecting my television interesting.
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Yggdrassill Yeltsin
The Greater Goon
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Silentium Newgate
This thread makes me think about what it would be like to be 40 years old and still living in the basement of one's parent's home. Seriously, I think someone needs to lighten up, if not to make an attempt at being original. This topic makes me find the colonics infomercial currently infecting my television interesting.
I can't tell which side this infidel's post is so poorly attempting to insult.
ساندويتش لحم الشواء,
Mullah Yeltsin
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.03.04 09:00:00 -
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God, I hate organized religion and the fanatics it breeds. 
Certainly seems like CCP could do something here. Let's see......
1)Stop paying out insurance for ships lost in suicide ganks.
2)Beef up Concord so they can actually do something.
3)Move ice back to 0.8 and....oh yeah...see #2.
4)Disband a group that has flat out said they want to break the game. I'm sure there's something in the EULA about not causing harm to CCP and breaking the game certainly would.
Also......isn't reference to real life religions, politics, etc. against the forum rules, user agreement and all that? I can't help but think there are some Moslems out there who might be a little ticked about the overt references here from some guy claiming he's a prophet. Kidding or not some of the religions have a very poor sense of humor about this sort of thing.
Regards,
Windjammer
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2008.03.04 09:05:00 -
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Edited by: Sturmwolke on 04/03/2008 09:13:32
Step 1 - Strike fear to the rats. Kill and poison their food.
Step 2 - Allow the rats to escape to a safe haven
Step 3- IF "Profitable" GOTO Step 3a ELSE Nuke em
Step 3a - Demand king's ransom  GOTO Step 4
Step 4 - IF ["Reds"=NOTHurt] OR ["Goon"=SuicideStillFun] GOTO Step 1
Step 5 - Rename alliance "Goonswarm Greater Conglomerate [MEGOD]"
Step 6 - Lay plans to annex or PETify the galactic West and North
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Cailais
Amarr
VITOC
Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.03.04 09:27:00 -
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ITS A TRAP!
C.
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Higgs Foton
Die industries
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Posted - 2008.03.04 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: karttoon
Edited by: karttoon on 04/03/2008 02:42:35
I am now surrendering Minmitar space as unholy land.
This means Minmatar space is now something like Mordor or something? I like that. :) We will sacrifice ice we stole from the ISK farmers to the dark lord using the POS or the local market as altars. Darkness is eternal! Hail Satan! 
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NoMore Idols
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Posted - 2008.03.04 09:32:00 -
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Edited by: NoMore Idols on 04/03/2008 09:33:11
Originally by: Cruthensis
Please explain to everyone how the term "JihadSwarm" could possibly be "racist". It is clearly derived from and a comedic parody of the word "Jihad".
It's not just racist. It's an affront to every rational thinking being. It tells tales about believers, their idols and their mental state, that they don't seem to understand this without explanation.
I, as a freedom and liberty loving true Minmatar citizen, declare any statement regarding Minmatar Repblic, that includes words which reference any kind of dubios belief systems as utter crap.
I'm sorry for those people who obviously need an idol to pray upon in order to live their life. I'm afraid of people that rely on spooky "holy words" as their moral grounds. And I will never ever accept that any of those fairytales are mentioned in reference to our free Minmatar Republic.
Minmatars of New Eden, repeat after me: "Bet ya life, I don't religions!" |
Kyoto Luyi
MX3 Development
Zzz
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Posted - 2008.03.04 10:44:00 -
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Goonswarm are attention seekers who's aim in life is to upset other players and then laugh among themselves at the reactions they provoke.
The vast majority of EvE players laugh at them rather than with them.
Translation for Goons: "Nobody Cares"
In the event that they upset enough people (which is of course their aim), the devs have the following provision in place:
Eve official page on Grief Play
Quote:
A grief player, or "griefer," is a player who devotes much of his time to making othersÆ lives miserable, in a large part deriving his enjoyment of the game from these activities while he does not profit from it in any way. Grief tactics are the mechanics a griefer will utilize to antagonize other players.
This should not be confused with standard conflict that might arise between two players. At our discretion, players who are found to be consistently maliciously interfering with the game experience for others may receive a warning, temporary suspension or permanent banning of his account.
kkthxzomgwtfbbqpwnbye...
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brainball
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 10:52:00 -
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Originally by: Cruthensis
Originally by: Karlemgne
"JihadSwarm" is cultural insensitive if you are feeling charitable, and racist if you just take it for what it is.
Please explain to everyone how the term "JihadSwarm" could possibly be "racist". It is clearly derived from and a comedic parody of the word "Jihad".
This word's origin is Islamic. Islam (last time I looked) is a religion - a system of beliefs and ideas about the world, the creator of the universe, how we should live, etc, etc.
A "race" would denote a distinct population of people similar in skin colour and/or other physical attributes and often concentrated in, or ancestrally 'from' a particular geographical area.
So to sum up for the slow-witted:
Religion: collection of ideas and beliefs
Race: physical attributes and geographic heritage of people
You could argue of course that Islam does have a geographic heritage - it was born of a particular place and time. However, by it's own founding texts and ambitions of its proponents, it actively transcends this by spreading far and wide.
Please educate us Karlemgne on how "JihadSwarm" - a term which is clearly a parody of a religious word - is racist.
Even worse jihad is actually an arabic word used by the islamic religion, the word itself means "to strive" or "to struggle".
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R0ot
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.03.04 11:32:00 -
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Time to start inventing hulks
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Falka Lakadaka
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.03.04 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: R0ot
Time to start inventing hulks
I agree - now is not the time to agree with or oppose the Goons and their tactics. Now is the time to adapt and survive.
Cheers
Falka
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Fourty Niner
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Posted - 2008.03.04 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Fourty Niner on 04/03/2008 12:07:01
How DARE you say that my home is less deserving of your efforts based on the premise THAT IS TOO unclean.
As the only major differance is that the Minmitar live here, the inferance is that WE are unclean.
I was disinterested in either your crusade againt miners or you stupid struggle in the backwaters of space that is 0.0
Now though, until you revoke this statement about the uncleanslyness of Minmitar Space, I will do my upmost to interfer with your plans. AS I HOPE all true Minmitar pob pilots will
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umop 3pisdn
Minmatar
Fnck the blob.
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Posted - 2008.03.04 12:31:00 -
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Edited by: umop 3pisdn on 04/03/2008 12:33:14
Originally by: Karlemgne
Not only is goonswarm composed of asshats, but apparently they're also racists. "JihadSwarm" is cultural insensitive if you are feeling charitable, and racist if you just take it for what it is.
This isn't a big surprise though after the whole MC = Jews awhile back.
Seriously, CCP. Why hasn't something been done about goonswarm yet? The subscription income can't be worth them sullying your game with their racist drivel and overt attacks on your company, and this community.
So you're saying Islam is a race now? Or extremist Islam is a race?
Enlighten me?
And get over yourself, being politically correct in a game is ridiculous.
btw we should like toast those achura or something they are subhuman at best
Edit: oh wow people have already quoted you and pointed out the flaws in your argument hot damn im going to start a crusade in response to this jihad and we'll see if anyone bats a PC eyelid
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Celestal
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Posted - 2008.03.04 12:32:00 -
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LOL you realy do have to laugh at pubbie goons , like the op , trying to role play . This should be moved to out of pod experience forum even though i rate this attempt at 1/10 for role play .
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Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Nasta443 on 04/03/2008 13:17:00
Originally by: Celestal
LOL you realy do have to laugh at pubbie goons , like the op , trying to role play . This should be moved to out of pod experience forum even though i rate this attempt at 1/10 for role play .
What are you some kind of role*** expert? done it much?
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Navtiqes
Mute Troop
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Posted - 2008.03.04 13:20:00 -
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..I wish I could stay away from flamable topics like this. Sorry in advance for repeating myself, but last time I tried replying diplomatically and state the following; the whole thread disappeared, which was probably for the best considering its original post. Anyway.
The term "race" may cover cultures, religious belief, nationality and skintone.
Jihad is as stated before, just another word for struggle, and a holy jihad is exactly the same as a crusade. None gets in trouble for saying they're on a crusade, so suck it up and let the clowns be on their jihad. It's just a word. Any bad associations to it are from personal frames of references and not inherent definition. The more often clowns like this use words like that, the less power those words have, which is probably for the better if you felt it had any power in the first place.
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Dianeces
Minmatar
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.04 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Celestal
LOL you realy do have to laugh at pubbie goons , like the op , trying to role play . This should be moved to out of pod experience forum even though i rate this attempt at 1/10 for role play .
You do realize you're the pubbie, right?
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