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AleRiperKilt
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:28:00 -
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Everybody buy exhumers, insure, put basic miners or miner I on them, no tank or anything else unless you have some 50mm plates from loot sitting around. Send them to mine veldspar and go watch tv. Check once an hour.
The point is to have so many exhumers mining they will have to bring the whole swarm to suicide them. Meanwhile BoB and the other alliances take over their nullsec space 
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:30:00 -
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Such a good plan it almost had to be posted with an alt.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Reycks Armunicus
Galactic Core Enterprises Mashen T'plak
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:35:00 -
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or just downgrade (or in my case upgrade) to a covetor Generic witty sig goes here |

SiJira
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:35:00 -
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Edited by: SiJira on 04/03/2008 16:34:51 100-- insurance Trashed sig, Shark was here |

Gamer4liff
Caldari Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:41:00 -
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"An strategy".
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:43:00 -
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An strategy to become an hero 
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Hi, my name's Mitnal and I'm addicted to locking threads 
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onikage hirigawa
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:45:00 -
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goons suicide your exhumer. you get kill rights. go kill goons
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AleRiperKilt
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt Such a good plan it almost had to be posted with an alt.
hehe 
now that I think of it, actually any alliance interested on taking over goon territory should give away exhumers in highsec to keep goons away blowing themselves up 
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Nohl
Faugh a Ballagh
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:48:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKilt
Originally by: An Anarchyyt Such a good plan it almost had to be posted with an alt.
hehe 
now that I think of it, actually any alliance interested on taking over goon territory should give away exhumers in highsec to keep goons away blowing themselves up 
yeah i can see how keeping away 1% of an alliance is going to totally wreck their 0.0 strategy it's brilliant why didn't anyone else come up with this first
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Welp Welperson
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: onikage hirigawa goons suicide your exhumer. you get kill rights. go kill goons
it sucks having a huge list of people with kill rigs in empire.
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Jai Centarium
Anqara Expeditions The OSS
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:50:00 -
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Oh, HAI
I want my disembodied head avatar back. Jai's Guide to Research |

Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKiltMeanwhile BoB and the other alliances take over their nullsec space [:twisted:
bob didn't want that space in the first place didn't you get the memo?
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Daylen Drazzi
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Nohl
Originally by: AleRiperKilt
Originally by: An Anarchyyt Such a good plan it almost had to be posted with an alt.
hehe 
now that I think of it, actually any alliance interested on taking over goon territory should give away exhumers in highsec to keep goons away blowing themselves up 
yeah i can see how keeping away 1% of an alliance is going to totally wreck their 0.0 strategy it's brilliant why didn't anyone else come up with this first
1%?! When did we lose those 3,000 other folks?
"Ya see us Goons neva lose, If we'r dead, we'r dead so nobody cares, If'n we win we'v won, so's only we cares If'n we run away we always come back later so Goons neva lose ya see?" |

Vasile Ion
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Posted - 2008.03.04 16:58:00 -
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Or you could just mine semi-afk in a pimped up mining t1 battleship and never again worry about risk. The number of would-be ore thieves will dwindle a lot as well. Unless you need ice that is.
Battleship mining is underrated.
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AleRiperKilt
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:27:00 -
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Originally by: Vasile Ion Or you could just mine semi-afk in a pimped up mining t1 battleship and never again worry about risk. The number of would-be ore thieves will dwindle a lot as well. Unless you need ice that is.
Battleship mining is underrated.
The goal here is to spawn exhumers to belts faster than they can suicide them as a blow to their moral. You may even make money out of it with the insurance payout. As an added bonus you get to sell some tritanium and kill rights against a goon.
--- 1. Mine in Exhumer 2. Get suicide ganked by goons 3. ???? 4. PROFIT! |

Nohl
Faugh a Ballagh
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKilt You may even make money out of it with the insurance payout.
Without a doubt. 
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Twin blade
Minmatar The Triangle Exa Nation
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:31:00 -
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Death is great rember where all dying to get there. |

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Deadly Addiction Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Stakhanov An strategy to become an hero 
soup stakhanov
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Schani Kratnorr
Internal Revenue Service
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:44:00 -
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Turdswarm suicides are like every other fad, popular at first, but eventually it will subside. There have been numnerous instances of suiciding in the past, and those who adapt will benefit.
I suggest mining inside missions instead of regular belts. The penalty is the same if they find you, but it will take more effort and patience (something I doubt most of the ADD-plagued GS members have much of).
I find it funny that Zombie Inc. was banned for essentially doing the exact same thing, albeit taken to the highest level. Perhaps it's time for CCP to consider banning GoonSwarm to protect their game from abuse?
I am sure suiciding will eventually be nerfed, and thus EVE looses some of it's charm.
In games and sport there will always be people who think it's okay to do whatever they want as long as the specific game mechanics or rules dont prohibit it.
They are what eventually destroys games. Development resources are diverted from new content, into fixing loopholes that only become a problem when organized abuse took place (as in the case of Zombie Inc. and now GoonSwarm).
So simply file a petition with CCP EACH AND EVERY time you loose a ship to suicides. Tell them "look I know it's not against the rules, I just think it's unfunny".
If you really want to help then help cleam up our forums. An each time you see a goonswarm (or other spammer) post with no content, simply report it. State your business, argue your case, and dont get cought up in rejections. It DOES help. Look at the number of Goons tempbanned 
They have to learn that breaking the unwritten rules and behaving like idiots does not go unpunished.
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Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Gamer4liff "An strategy".
I believe thats the content, and title, of the famous bob bbq strategy.
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III LightBringer
Okkelen Grave Robbers
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Schani Kratnorr
I find it funny that Zombie Inc. was banned for doing essentially the same thing, albeit taken to the highest level. Perhaps it's time for CCP to consider banning GoonSwarm to protect their game from abuse? ...
They are what eventually destroys games. Development resources are diverted from new content, into fixing loopholes that only became a problem when organized abuse took place (as in the case of Zombie Inc. and now GoonSwarm).
If you are old enough to remember the Zombie event, then, how dare you compare that to normal suicide attacks?
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Scott Ryder
Omen Incorporated Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.03.04 17:59:00 -
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Chotto matte kudasi?  Doku desu ka? 
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Miss KittyDelight
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:02:00 -
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Miss Kitty says Try this:
Before you Start Mining Create a noob alt to attack your tanked up miner in his n00b ship.. This will summon Concord to protect you at your favorite spot.. This makes it less likely you will be popped and can tnak long enough for Concord to finish the party.
1. Mine in well Tanked Whatever 2. Summon Concord 3. Get suicide ganked by goons 3. Loot Goon Wrecks 4. PROFIT!
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Scott Ryder
Omen Incorporated Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:16:00 -
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Originally by: Jai Centarium Oh, HAI
Nan desu ka?!
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Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Scott Ryder
Originally by: Jai Centarium Oh, HAI
Nan desu ka?!
The matress, yes, it's very cushy.
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Nohl
Faugh a Ballagh
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Miss KittyDelight Miss Kitty says Try this:
Before you Start Mining Create a noob alt to attack your tanked up miner in his n00b ship.. This will summon Concord to protect you at your favorite spot.. This makes it less likely you will be popped and can tnak long enough for Concord to finish the party.
1. Mine in well Tanked Whatever 2. Summon Concord 3. Get suicide ganked by goons 3. Loot Goon Wrecks 4. PROFIT!
5. Get banned for exploiting game mechanics.
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Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKilt Everybody buy exhumers, insure,
This is obviously the one true comedy bit in this little thread.  --------------------- Q: WTF! Why?! A: Because I can. --------------------- |

Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:36:00 -
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Too bad concord spoils the fun. I'd like to see a video of battle exhumer vs exhumer.
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Lirt
Ceratias Holboelli
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:38:00 -
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Who is jihadswarm?
-------------------------------------------------- "Assumption is the Mother of Screw-Up"
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nohl
Originally by: Miss KittyDelight Miss Kitty says Try this:
Before you Start Mining Create a noob alt to attack your tanked up miner in his n00b ship.. This will summon Concord to protect you at your favorite spot.. This makes it less likely you will be popped and can tnak long enough for Concord to finish the party.
1. Mine in well Tanked Whatever 2. Summon Concord 3. Get suicide ganked by goons 3. Loot Goon Wrecks 4. PROFIT!
5. Get banned for exploiting game mechanics.
The sec hit for shooting a can, which also gets CONCORD's attention, is pretty small.
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |

Winterblink
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:48:00 -
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Set standings, pay attention to local?
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Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKilt Edited by: AleRiperKilt on 04/03/2008 18:36:39
Originally by: Vasile Ion Or you could just mine semi-afk in a pimped up mining t1 battleship and never again worry about risk. The number of would-be ore thieves will dwindle a lot as well. Unless you need ice that is.
Battleship mining is underrated.
The goal here is to spawn exhumers to belts faster than they can suicide them to destroy their moral. You may even make money out of it with the insurance payout. As an added bonus you get to sell some tritanium and kill rights against a goon.
Did you just get a BPO for a mining barge or something?
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Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:53:00 -
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Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushrooom mushroomm... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushrooom mushroomm...
snaaakkeeeee, snaaaaakeeeee 
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Nasta443
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Posted - 2008.03.04 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Black Scorpio Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushrooom mushroomm... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushrooom mushroomm...
snaaakkeeeee, snaaaaakeeeee 
 does anyone have at hand that map of the drone regions? i wanna check where kenya is. you know, for the song.
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Zizzyx
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.04 19:33:00 -
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I'm not sure which is more funny, the idea that you can make money by blowing up insured tech 2 ships, or the idea that goons will ever tire of blowing up pubbies.
By the way, goons know that you will lose money on every ship that we blow up, so we aren't going to stop. Even if you had a BPO you couldn't get your hands on multiple hulks for insurance fraud prices.
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Ioci
Gallente Ioci Exploration
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Posted - 2008.03.04 20:13:00 -
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Know what would really drive them crazy?
...
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Ignore them. Go to .7 and mine Veld and Scordite. No, it doesn't make as much money but it makes enough. |

Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.04 20:29:00 -
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Edited by: Tarminic on 04/03/2008 20:29:07 1. Hire someone in a Scimitar/Basilisk 2. Put EM/Therm/Kin Hardeners + Invul. Field on your hulk 3. Get Scimitar/Basilisk pilot to fit his ship for maximum repair + cap stability 4. Logistic pilot flips on reppers and goes to bed 5. Never have to worry about goons 6. Profit!
Or my strategy: 1. Find abandoned low-sec system 2. Mine in abandoned low-sec system with corp-mates to guard you 3. Profit!
Or:
1. Mine in hulk with T1 strip miners (~%35 less profitable) 2. Fail to care about being suicided 3. Profit! ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79 |

ZerKar
Caldari Zen'Tar
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Posted - 2008.03.04 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Black Scorpio Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushrooom mushroomm... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushrooom mushroomm...
snaaakkeeeee, snaaaaakeeeee 
This...FTW! +++++++++++++++ For the LAST time...
Keep your UGLY Typhoon off my SEXY Hurricane |

Agil TradeAlt
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Posted - 2008.03.04 21:00:00 -
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Want to stop Jihadswarm ganking you?
Just shoot yourself with NPC noobship. This summons CONDORD to personaly guard your mining op. Great work.
Do not recyle the alt or its a bannable offence though. Just get alt to kill a rat or two to get standings back.
Originally by: CCP kieron ISK buying is a major contributor to the inflation in EVE's economy.
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cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.03.04 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink Set standings, pay attention to local?
That's the smart thing to do. Which means most people aren't going to read your post  ---
Join BH-DL Skills |

The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 05:14:00 -
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you guys do realize that if your fervent wish is for us to lose in 0.0, you'll have 5000 goon gankers in hisec instead of twenty bored goons with sec status to burn
rite?
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Vasile Ion
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Posted - 2008.03.05 07:47:00 -
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Edited by: Vasile Ion on 05/03/2008 07:47:50
Originally by: Nohl
Originally by: Miss KittyDelight Miss Kitty says Try this:
Before you Start Mining Create a noob alt to attack your tanked up miner in his n00b ship.. This will summon Concord to protect you at your favorite spot.. This makes it less likely you will be popped and can tnak long enough for Concord to finish the party.
1. Mine in well Tanked Whatever 2. Summon Concord 3. Get suicide ganked by goons 3. Loot Goon Wrecks 4. PROFIT!
5. Get banned for exploiting game mechanics.
That's in no way an exploit and seems by far the most effective solution to the problem. What now, newbies aren't allowed to shoot people in highsec, you need to be a goon for a suicide license ?
I've done it, and Concord sticks around for 8 hours or so only meters from your hulk . Sec penalty is very small if you shoot but don't kill, so no you don't need to recycle your alts, you can very well go for months with 1.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.05 08:02:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani you guys do realize that if your fervent wish is for us to lose in 0.0, you'll have 5000 goon gankers in hisec instead of twenty bored goons with sec status to burn
rite?
Oh noes! But they didn't think of that... I'd lol at the threads tbh. And what's better than 20 bored goons, but 5000?
Or... was it.... over.... nine....... thousand? ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster 
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AleRiperKilt
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Posted - 2008.03.05 18:21:00 -
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Edited by: AleRiperKilt on 05/03/2008 18:24:01 Edited by: AleRiperKilt on 05/03/2008 18:22:43
Originally by: Black Scorpio
The goal here is to spawn exhumers to belts faster than they can suicide them to destroy their moral. You may even make money out of it with the insurance payout. As an added bonus you get to sell some tritanium and kill rights against a goon.
Did you just get a BPO for a mining barge or something?
After checking exhumer prices this doesn't look like a good strategy after all. But T1 barges should do the trick.
It seems goons are after Ice fields in highsec since their macrominers show up there minutes after suiciders do their job.
I'm training all my alts for mining barges as I write this 
--- 1. Mine Ice in T1 Barge 2. Get suicide ganked by goons 3. ???? 4. PROFIT! |

Jack Turrou
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.03.05 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKilt
After checking exhumer prices this doesn't look like a good strategy after all. But T1 barges should do the trick.
It seems goons are after Ice fields in highsec since their macrominers show up there minutes after suiciders do their job.
I'm training all my alts for mining barges as I write this 
Glad to see I'm not the only one that noticed this... <coughs loudly>
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Feilamya
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Posted - 2008.03.05 18:57:00 -
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Strategy against Jihadswarm (that works) :
STOP REPLYING TO GOON THREADS
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Joe Shooter
Thunderstruck.
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:26:00 -
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Edited by: Joe Shooter on 05/03/2008 19:27:34 I think chribba's got it sorted tbh... I haven't seen anyone making an attempt on the veldnaught yet  ___________
ThUnDeRsTrUcK |

Taedrin
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:46:00 -
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Mine in a heavily tanked Battleship, or move to a less crowded system?
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Tellenta
Gallente White-Noise
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:55:00 -
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set standings to goonswarm. they enter local orientate. the second they show up on overview hit warp go do something else or the same thing somewhere else
or you could just self destruct and save everyone the effort
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Turzyx
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Posted - 2008.03.05 20:11:00 -
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Quote: If you are old enough to remember the Zombie event, then, how dare you compare that to normal suicide attacks?
Yeah no ****. Zombie were in Yulai for what seemed like hours. There was no running away, there was no cowardice, it was pure leet gankage of the highest order.
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