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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:22:00 -
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Greetings fellow citizens of EVE, I'd like to call upon your attention to display a new sort of hate mail in universal history.
To this date, the hate mail that pirates and pirate-hunters alike have recivied have been limited to the examples below;
a) The everlasting blood feud client: YOU'RE DEAD. I'M GOING TO KILL YUO! I'LL DEDICATE MY WHOLE LIFE TO YOUR DEMISE! HAHAHA! (Notice the ego patching laughter)
b) The man with lots of big friends: I HAVE X FRIENDS IN Y BATTLESHIPS Z SYSYEMS AWAY! YOU'RE SO DEAD! LOSER! HAHAHAH! + lmao/lol (Again the ego repair kit is active)
c) The alliance man: WE'RE MEMBERS OF THE LOLLERSKATES WITH LUBE ALLIANCE! YOU'RE DEAD! 695732864 BATTLSHIPS AND 2975652! CRUISERS ARE GOING TO HUNT YOU FOREVER AND EVER! MUEHAUHUEEGTAREAEAGHBV! (cough)
d) The guy that just doesnt get it: I DONT KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT, I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOU, I WAS JUST MINING WHEN YOU ATTACKED ME. I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
e) The man with hopes of reimbursement: LOOK I'M READY TO FORGET THAT YOU EVER DID THAT IF YOU JUST SEND ME X ISK, ELSE I WILL HAVE TO TURN INTO (a), (b) or (c). K?
f) The man of ethics/psych 101: YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH/LOSER/ANTI-SOCIAL GEEK/HOMOSEXUAL/MAN WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND/SMALL ***** COMPLEX/LIVE WITH YOUR MOM/15 YEAR OLD KID etc.
And we can possibly expand our examples without pointing any fingers.
But today I was utterly shocked and delighted when i got the following eve-mails. I couldnt believe my eyes at first. This man was the hybrid of all the examples above, and much more! He actually cared for me! Such a revolution couldnt go unheard, so i'm posting the mails here, with no names ofcourse, as we dislike humiliating or overrating people;
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2004.04.11 16:35:00
*That part was censored as I care for your already fragile mental state.
I decided to make you my project. I realised that bullies are very unhappy people and need help. And so i will attempt to help you, even if it kills you, pardon my pun. Now what I am going to do is send you messages of support and guidance in the difficult and challenging world of eve. I think Daily messages are a minimum requirement and i will try to write more often, as we can't afford to lose any time with this matter. We must stop your suicide-inviting tendencies before they escalate, don't we?
This really is an introductory email and we won't start the actual therapeutic work until the next one. By the way, this is a voluntary process and you can unsubscribe from these messages by sending a message with Unsubscribe in the topic and 12mil isk to cover the damages from your attack and the time spent restoring all to normal.
I am gonna be a little busy right now, but i will get back to you as soon as i can.
Such care and devotion... my eyes were wet with joy when my mailbox started to flash again.
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2004.04.11 16:42:00
Just a quick one this time. The other message was running out of space and there was a tiny bit of goodness that just wouldn't fit in. With today being Easter I thought that I best remind you of it, so that you have a chance to go to church today and ask forgiveness for your sins on this day. Now, obviously you may not be a christian, not everyone is, so if you are not disregard the Easter part of the message for now. We will get back to it later. In fact do tell me of your religeous situation so that i know how to approach that side of your fascinating psyche.
As i said, just a short message for now. I will come up with some excercises for your low self esteem and feeling of being unable to do anything productive. Have a nice day.
My god! I now have a personal psycholog to help me with all my problems ingame and in real life! These are times when I'm glad I decided to be a pirate! Thank you Mr.Psyhc, and i'm looking forward to your next therapy session! Hopefully i will become a productive member of society with high self-esteem very soon!
Viceroy
File Number: 1337
State Mental Institution Report
New Caldari
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Tansien
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:27:00 -
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Viceroy, all the great stuff happens to you :-/
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Outcastino
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:31:00 -
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I hope you feel important now.
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I love the smell off cookies in the morning, smells like victory! |
Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:31:00 -
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STOP STOP STOP!!!
/me gasps for air
OMG OMG OMFG
MORE PLEASE!
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Driaus Zarraboas
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:33:00 -
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end yourself stupid nub. you make my face hurt.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:33:00 -
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Awesome *lol*
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:34:00 -
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Someone has way to much time on his hands
This is not a hijack
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:34:00 -
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Quote:
I hope you feel important now.
/me prepares to send Outcastino free lessons in 'a guide to a sence of humor'
:p
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Nova Ivanova
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:37:00 -
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Hahahahaha but we all know viceroy is beond help! 
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Hakera
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:43:00 -
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OMG - you get all the best fans! 
Reminds me of Lethal Weapon with the cop psychologist who always bothers Mel Gibson
Dumbledore - Eve-I.com |
vecdran
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:48:00 -
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Oh man, that's awesome!
Nice to see someone still has a sense of humour around here
The Civilized Civire |
vecdran
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:48:00 -
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Edited by: vecdran on 11/04/2004 17:49:20
Edit: Er, double post
The Civilized Civire |
GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:53:00 -
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i never get fun hatemail 
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(> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world |
Drice
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Posted - 2004.04.11 17:54:00 -
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Quality response...but who is that phantom Anger Management Therapist?
Good to see an intelligent retort for a change though
I think you will soon wish you hadn't tangled with this one Mr Viceroy!
"The Walker does not choose The Path...The Path chooses The Walker" |
Sinjin Smythe
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:17:00 -
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That's not funny.. that's frickin hilarious!
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Carmen Priano
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:28:00 -
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Hilarious? No, not at all. It's, it's.. -beautiful.- *sniffle.* To think that someone truly cares about Viceroy, truly wants to help him! I'm moved -- well and truly changed by such a show of love and warmth.
(*coughsputterlaughroll* Oh dear god!)
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:29:00 -
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rofl ! don't block him, it's too hilarous
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Aerick Dawn
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:30:00 -
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eheheh comedy gold Viceroy :)
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What Aerick has been up to lately.. |
Riddari
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:30:00 -
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If you can fight with guns, why not with evemails?
¼©¼
a history |
Sassinak
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:34:00 -
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ROFL
Sass
Arcane Technologies |
Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2004.04.11 18:44:00 -
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:(
lucky
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voogru
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Posted - 2004.04.11 19:16:00 -
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ROFL
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Your 425mm Prototype I Gauss Gun perfectly strikes Guardian Enforcer, wrecking for 827.3 damage. |
Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.04.11 19:21:00 -
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Quote:
By the way, this is a voluntary process and you can unsubscribe from these messages by sending a message with Unsubscribe in the topic and 12mil isk to cover the damages from your attack and the time spent restoring all to normal.
Wait! Are you saying that this guy is doing all this because he lost a cruiser?!?
You get all the best fan mail...
There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense |
Hardin
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Posted - 2004.04.11 19:52:00 -
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That guy is the ultimate carebear!
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Archain
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Posted - 2004.04.11 20:10:00 -
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Please post the rest of the Eve-Mails please as they come in...I'm already laughing about a screenshot I saw the other day.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.04.11 20:14:00 -
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Shhhh Archain! 
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2004.04.11 20:22:00 -
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If only that could work in real life; i blow up my therapists' car and then she gives me free sessions...
Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation
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kyuuki
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Posted - 2004.04.11 21:58:00 -
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Tell him you find it therapeutic to kill him, and that he must arive in a pod at x time every y days so you can hear the sweet sound of a pod pop, to stop you commiting suicide.
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Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.04.11 22:06:00 -
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Now taking bids on when we'll see Viceroy reformed and mining veldspar in New Caldari...
ROFL!
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Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |
Jet Jagowrath
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Posted - 2004.04.11 22:29:00 -
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Thats possibly the most disturbing eve mail ive ever seen....
be afraid Viceroy be very afraid, that Psychological mind washing will have you preaching peace and love in no time
i wish this player in question much suffering in eve, so that he may become what he hates most....
see if you can arrange some councilling with him where you "work out your issues" on his pod.
JJx
King Jadrut of The Alliance That Kicks Your Arse Very Badly And Whoops You Like You've Never Seen Before, TATKYAVBAWYLYNSB for short, owns all Jove space, stay away or bad things will happen to you and your hamsters and/or gerbils mmmk
La Maison de tous les plaisirs - Where politics and pleasure meet...
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Elijah Brashari
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Posted - 2004.04.11 23:19:00 -
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It's certainly an original way of dealing with the situation. Keep us posted on what happens.
Director of Operations
RONA Corporation |
TRIGGERS
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Posted - 2004.04.12 00:01:00 -
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mint
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Paddyman
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Posted - 2004.04.12 00:15:00 -
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LOL sweet man, ive gotten A-F many times but youve caught urself an original there.
Well done.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2004.04.12 00:19:00 -
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HAhAHaHahahHAhaa |
Marmota Montax
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Posted - 2004.04.12 00:20:00 -
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Well that is a good one, fair play to the guy for being so imaginative, hes at least willing to put a different spin on the whole thing rather than the normal stuff you pirates receive i should imagine.
Keep the imagination active whoever you are young man :)
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.04.12 00:55:00 -
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Quote:
Now taking bids on when we'll see Viceroy reformed and mining veldspar in New Caldari...
ROFL!
I have seen Viceroy today in New Caldari and later today i saw him selling pyerite on the trade channel!!
Vice...whats going on here??
lol :p
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Nervar
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Posted - 2004.04.12 02:31:00 -
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ROFL
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.04.12 09:42:00 -
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ROFL!!!
Viceroy always gets the creative ones. I just get the standard a - c selection. 
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T2 Weapons Testing in progress! Volunteer today! |
Isiana
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Posted - 2004.04.12 10:16:00 -
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i never get any - it seems im to nice
Carebear|Me
Alts |
Baconjoe
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Posted - 2004.04.12 11:38:00 -
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Should we also evolve our script?  na if it aint broke dont fix it!
We are cursed men
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Ma'at
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Posted - 2004.04.12 12:52:00 -
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am i the only one who gets the senders humour
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Von Schnopp
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Posted - 2004.04.12 13:18:00 -
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Edited by: Von Schnopp on 12/04/2004 13:23:03
I had no idea Dr Phil played EVE.....
"Dying for your corp is just stupid, make those other bastards die for theirs instead" |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.04.12 14:31:00 -
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/me faints.
Best reason ever to pirate.
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2004.04.12 14:45:00 -
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Quote:
2004.04.11 16:35:00
*That part was censored as I care for your already fragile mental state.
I decided to make you my project. I realised that bullies are very unhappy people and need help. And so i will attempt to help you, even if it kills you, pardon my pun. Now what I am going to do is send you messages of support and guidance in the difficult and challenging world of eve. I think Daily messages are a minimum requirement and i will try to write more often, as we can't afford to lose any time with this matter. We must stop your suicide-inviting tendencies before they escalate, don't we?
This really is an introductory email and we won't start the actual therapeutic work until the next one. By the way, this is a voluntary process and you can unsubscribe from these messages by sending a message with Unsubscribe in the topic and 12mil isk to cover the damages from your attack and the time spent restoring all to normal.
I am gonna be a little busy right now, but i will get back to you as soon as i can.
Dear god no, you ganked a psychologist? You're in trouble now, prepare for lovemail not hatemail!!
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Bellicose
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Posted - 2004.04.12 15:32:00 -
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iam thinking of starting a support groupe then we can all sit down a talk about our problems and all get to know all eachothers personal problems
maybe we can go to church some day also ?
Quote:
Make love, not war
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
capn' crimson |
Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.04.12 18:35:00 -
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Quote:
iam thinking of starting a support groupe then we can all sit down a talk about our problems and all get to know all eachothers personal problems
maybe we can go to church some day also ?
Quote:
Make love, not war
I feel a big group hug coming on
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Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |
Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2004.04.12 19:08:00 -
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Edited by: Darius Shakor on 12/04/2004 19:10:26
LMAO Carebear Spam!!!
Or is that Psycarebear? A new breed?
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Analysis[Ceasefire]....Complete - 'Term given to the act of firing, causing the ceasation of the life it is directed at |
Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2004.04.12 20:25:00 -
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I clearly need to pod people more often.
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.
I <3 ( . Y . ) |
Lowa
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Posted - 2004.04.12 21:03:00 -
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ROTFLMAO!!!! This has to be THE best response EVER!
Who said pirating was all bad? I mean, I'm grasping
for air here and a good laugh is sure to lengthen your life!
/LOWA
Oh! Yeah! Huh! MC - Going funky all over your clone baby! |
Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.04.12 21:50:00 -
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OMFG
unfortunatly this phycare bear sounds like a stalker so just dont give him any of your personal info
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dutchfreak
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Posted - 2004.04.12 22:54:00 -
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pfiew... i just laughed my ass of, and swallowed some sigarrete smoke with it hehe
... at least now i see some reasons for pirates to exist in EvE
... just kiddin, i got no probs with pirates, my warp core's and XL shield boosters work just fine
keep up the good work viceroy!
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Remember, my child: Without innocence the cross is only iron,
hope is only an illusion & Ocean Soul's nothing but a name...
The Child bless thee & keep thee forever
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2004.04.13 01:21:00 -
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"Sorry I podded you again, I lost control for a second, I will rememebr to breath and count to 10 next time. Please don't give up on me..."
Raven 4TW! Rank(1) SP: 243745/256000 |
CoolSprog
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Posted - 2004.04.13 03:52:00 -
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ROFL thats a great post
A to C are all to true there aswell.
When ya wake up tomorrow vice yur wallet will be empty, this guy knows what hes doing
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2004.04.13 06:28:00 -
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Quote:
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Hey, I wanted to write that! Oh well, I'll have to settle with this :
ROFLOL
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Soul Reaver
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Posted - 2004.04.13 07:11:00 -
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Firstly he has just got to be American!
Secondly possibly Dubyas friend and Thirdly lives in the bible belt with his 37 wives ROFL LOL
Why do I never get mails like that :( Pooo
Be you a Pirate or a Simple Alt creeper! Sooner or later you'll dance with Soul Reaver and His Amazing Underpants
Currently chasing Lianhaun |
Dekar
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Posted - 2004.04.13 08:04:00 -
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Guess that's a good reason to be an ore "relocater" huh :p
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Lying Scumbag |
ClarCE
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Posted - 2004.04.13 08:27:00 -
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Please send him a mill or something, so we can all get the next installment
hmm /EVE turns into a soap opera, RUN
--'The Way is Shut'--
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Jenny...Get to the Chopper---Stick Around
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.04.13 08:41:00 -
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Edited by: Tobruk on 13/04/2004 08:42:27
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Firstly he has just got to be American!
and secondly i have to be a total retard
exactly
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.04.13 14:29:00 -
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Now remember Vice, once a day i want you to face a reflective viewing portal and repeat,
http://digitaltirade.com/Rants/archives/stuartSmalley.jpg
because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
Image changed to link - Wrangler
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
doinem wrong
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Posted - 2004.04.14 07:25:00 -
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Quote:
HAhAHaHahahHAhaa
Iwould like to meet you. Meet me in Mamet @ 2100 eve time on Saturday April 17, 2004
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doinem wrong
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Posted - 2004.04.14 07:32:00 -
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No the certain aspects of which I play the game are simply unfathomable. The belly of the beast is just to horrific to describr and I will thusly explain to you the higher learnings of the nature of whom I speak. I speak on the behalf of Like a Pimp which I am most like. My image is very likened to him
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Zen Jakkaru
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Posted - 2004.04.14 08:10:00 -
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Quote:
No the certain aspects of which I play the game are simply unfathomable. The belly of the beast is just to horrific to describr and I will thusly explain to you the higher learnings of the nature of whom I speak. I speak on the behalf of Like a Pimp which I am most like. My image is very likened to him
That didn't make any sence whatsoever.I think you just proved that trying to be a smart-ass doesn't make people look cool afterall. 
Har-de-fraggin'-har-har!
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Coldurn
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Posted - 2004.04.14 15:03:00 -
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Awesome, really awesome.
_____________________________
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See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
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Odet
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Posted - 2004.04.14 16:08:00 -
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The best hate mail is the ones where they say they will send their carbear alliances after you eheheh, puts a smile on my face everytime
=This podding has been brought to you by Odet, the only way to fry.= |
M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.04.14 16:35:00 -
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Viceroy, thats a classic.......
Please post the next instalments when you get them
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.04.14 17:02:00 -
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Quote:
No the certain aspects of which I play the game are simply unfathomable. The belly of the beast is just to horrific to describr and I will thusly explain to you the higher learnings of the nature of whom I speak. I speak on the behalf of Like a Pimp which I am most like. My image is very likened to him
SOrry to the specific of addled the ramblings. Hirtherto assumptions definsentsies of mental acuity notwistandeng, Eliza a coherent sentence better puts together.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Acix
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Posted - 2004.04.14 23:35:00 -
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Edited by: Acix on 14/04/2004 23:36:41
Quote:
The best hate mail is the ones where they say they will send their carbear alliances after you eheheh, puts a smile on my face everytime
Better yet an non-carebear alliance threat.
SNIGG is now officially open for business. We are a merc corp looking for contracts.
For more info click below
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=68313 |
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.04.15 01:01:00 -
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Wow! Uh - Yeah... Wow! Odd.... Ugh...
I can't really describe how this affects me. Vice can you refer me to this dude? I am having an identity crisis!
Posting for Numbnutz |
Lady Blade
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Posted - 2004.04.15 01:14:00 -
[69]
O.o damn someone stole my idea lol
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lollerskates
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Posted - 2004.04.15 04:53:00 -
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Quote:
c) The alliance man: WE'RE MEMBERS OF THE LOLLERSKATES WITH LUBE ALLIANCE!
:( don't be mean to me
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XpoHoc
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Posted - 2004.04.15 22:44:00 -
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Finally someone takes care of you Viceroy.
I hope he does his job well, I already know ... someone ... who might be interested in his service ;)
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Star Nove
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Posted - 2004.04.15 23:22:00 -
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rollingonthefloorlaughing
-nove
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The great comic WDA |
Managalar
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:07:00 -
[73]
Quote:
Quote:
c) The alliance man: WE'RE MEMBERS OF THE LOLLERSKATES WITH LUBE ALLIANCE!
:( don't be mean to me
LMFAO, ROFL...wow
=======Abaddon=======
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NoHawker
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Posted - 2004.04.16 05:01:00 -
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g) The grateful reciepient: Wow thanks that was so cool! They way you killed me and put the fear of god in me I think you're cool and I love you. When I save enough for my next ship I'll let you know and we can arrange a good ganking, kthanks and bye
h) The cooperative RP'r: ok ok you must be a pirate ::clears throat:: I will pay any thing you ask just please don't touch me  Here is 100 million ISK... no wait why are you getting closer... OH MY GAWD! You need a breath mint!
i) The it didn't hurt me at all guy: I have 12 Battleships in my hanger and 5 billion ISK and delusions of grandeur! I'm so rich and powerful I'm too good to wipe my own @$$. Oh I see you have toilet paper in your hands.. good good
j) The AFK man: .................................. ..... ..................
What are you going to do?
I'm going to kill them all sir |
shakaZ XIV
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Posted - 2004.04.16 11:18:00 -
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Quote:
g) The grateful reciepient: Wow thanks that was so cool! They way you killed me and put the fear of god in me I think you're cool and I love you. When I save enough for my next ship I'll let you know and we can arrange a good ganking, kthanks and bye
h) The cooperative RP'r: ok ok you must be a pirate ::clears throat:: I will pay any thing you ask just please don't touch me Here is 100 million ISK... no wait why are you getting closer... OH MY GAWD! You need a breath mint!
i) The it didn't hurt me at all guy: I have 12 Battleships in my hanger and 5 billion ISK and delusions of grandeur! I'm so rich and powerful I'm too good to wipe my own @$$. Oh I see you have toilet paper in your hands.. good good
j) The AFK man: .........................................................
roflmao
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Koda
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Posted - 2004.04.16 13:56:00 -
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We need a new missle type that delivers a payload of love and compassion.
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Share the love in the SNIGG Forums
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Acix
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Posted - 2004.04.16 17:45:00 -
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Had a run in with a new one to me. A guy convo'ed and wrote about wanting a re-match 1v1. I was fine with it. Watched him jump into system in local along with a friend. Also i bet I am the only one to have received an eve-mail from a jericho member entitled "Jackass".
SNIGG is now officially open for business. We are a merc corp looking for contracts.
For more info click below
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=68313 |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.04.16 17:45:00 -
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Quote:
We need a new missle type that delivers a payload of love and compassion.
[ 2004.04.16 08:37:23 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your Love Missile I perfectly impregnates SpaceTart, wrecking her life for 476.7 damage.
[ 2004.04.16 08:37:25 ] (notify) Joshua Calvert: You have foolishly engaged in forced unclean carnal knowledge within sight of sentry guns and must suffer the contraception pill.
[ 2004.04.16 08:37:28 ] <color=0xffbb6600>Amarr Contraceptive Nurse hits you, doing 215.6 damage.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Koda
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Posted - 2004.04.16 17:50:00 -
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We need a new missle type that delivers a payload of love and compassion.
[ 2004.04.16 08:37:23 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your Love Missile I perfectly impregnates SpaceTart, wrecking her life for 476.7 damage.
[ 2004.04.16 08:37:25 ] (notify) Joshua Calvert: You have foolishly engaged in forced unclean carnal knowledge within sight of sentry guns and must suffer the contraception pill.
[ 2004.04.16 08:37:28 ] <color=0xffbb6600>Amarr Contraceptive Nurse hits you, doing 215.6 damage.
LMAO. Someone needs the skill to run diaphragm hardeners.
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Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.04.17 09:07:00 -
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mmmm Viceroy another nordy nugget to add to my obsession..
yummmmm
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