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General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 14:44:00 - [1] Dear Eve community. I'd like to offer you a unique opportunity which, I think you'll agree, is far too good an opportunity to miss. We see a lot of smacktalk and chestbeating on these forums. But how do you know if your forum warfare is actually hitting the mark? What this community needs, more than anything else, is some independent, impartial research into public opinion on the major alliances. Yes, that's exactly what it needs. That's where Skullduggery Inc comes in. I propose founding a monthly benchmarking survey, stopping and surveying a random cross-section of the community from key systems throughout Eve. Research would primarily be of a quantitative nature, to allow easy tracking from month to month, but some qualitative elements could also be includes. So why would that help you? I'm proposing setting up the first truly reliable analysis of public perceptions in the Eve community. Want to know if your latest threadnought hit the mark? That's where I come in. Want to see if your alliance's CAOD gag helped increase public opinion? That's where I come in. Research would be benchmarked on a monthly basis, so you could track the public's view of your alliance over time, to help you optimise your public relations strategy. That sounds great, Windy, What do you need from me? You'll be surprised how little it will cost to buy in to this truly independent research. In fact, I'm offering my services for free!! All I requires is donations to the value of 1bn isk. That would allow me to conduct 1000 surveys, each one incentivised by 1m isk. So let's get this project off the ground asap! Get those donations coming in, and together we'll help to make COAD a better place for all! ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
Shubs Dragons Of Redemption Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.03.18 14:52:00 - [2] Actually thought it was a good idea up to where you said it was free, then wanted a billion isk in donations, nice effort that one though, might fool as many people as the rapier/reaper contracts XD... But i suppose if people voted how they rate each alliance you could get a prespective of respect shown.. not a bad idea, if you find a real way to implement it. Pack it up, Pack it in, come on let it begin! - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo -
NATMav F.R.E.E. Explorer Atrum Tempestas Foedus	Posted - 2008.03.18 14:56:00 - [3] You'd have to pay me more than 1M ISK to take a survey. In fact, you owe me 30 seconds of my life back. Farham: "Remember, sometimes evolution ends in extinction."
Twoside Seven. Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.18 15:02:00 - [4] Originally by: General Windypops What this community needs, more than anything else, is some independent, impartial research into public opinion on the major alliances. Yes, that's exactly what it needs. That's where Skullduggery Inc comes in. Originally by: General Windypops (..) independent, impartial (...)Skullduggery Inc (..). I see what you did there popsy! If you're impartial, then Marakor is a seer of the truth! Sry, nop, this is just to much lol. Omg. Dude, now for real. If you want an advice to make CAOD a better place, here's one: STOP POSTING!!!
Nekumi GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.18 15:04:00 - [5] I'd actually really like to see something like this provided for the community. It's a pity there aren't really any alts with credibility or any mains freed from bias. Good luck anyway Windy.
General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 15:07:00 - [6] ok i'll do a smaller survey let's call it 500m then ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
Hrin Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.18 15:45:00 - [7] You should invest in this endeavor! General Windypops is an alt of integrity and vision. Honestly, he has built up heaps of credibility with his constant spamming of the CAOD. What would take 30 goons to do, he does himself with style, panache, and a deep understanding of english grammar. His spelling? Spot on. Diction? I don't know. But I do know that he is the man for this job and this job of taking your isk is very important. Though I have no honor, I can recognize it in another, and that honorific pod person is General Windypops. Let him be the professional unbiased pollster that we need. All this takes is a small donation from you. Please, for what amounts to only a few isk a day, you can help a poor out of work General Windypops.
General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 16:30:00 - [8] Hey guys I thought it might be useful for me to give a free sample to show just what I'm capable of. I conducted a short pilot survey in Dodixie and please find attached my detailed review findings. Quote: General Windypops > Who do you think is winning the war - BoB or Goons? Kaneozor > no idea xD General Windypops > Who do you trust more - BoB or Goons Kaneozor > neither atm >:C General Windypops > thanks for your time! 3x rejected invitations Quote: Lady Spanky > Oh, it's you. F* off. 2x rejected invitations Quote: General Windypops > Who do you think is winning the Great War - Goons or Bob? Zeb Obrian > neather....waste of resorcess General Windypops > Who do you trust more, Goons or BoB? Zeb Obrian > lol...same answer Quote: General Windypops > Who do you think is winning the 'Great War' - BoB or Goons? Lactose Intolerant > I'm a carebear that don't get a paper. can't say for sure 1x rejected invitation Quote:** Wrann > umm... General Windypops > Who do you think is winning the Great War - BoB or Goons? Wrann > I'm not sure how to answer that. I've not paid attention to the Great War in a few months. General Windypops > Ah ok! Do you care what happens with it at all? Wrann > Honestly no. It doesn't impact me at the moment. General Windypops > That's great there's not such thing as a wrong answer. ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
Nekumi GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.18 16:40:00 - [9] nice work
Keldjos Falzir GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.18 16:53:00 - [10] You need to preface your surverys with a screening question to be sure you get people who actually pay attention and don't just waste your time. Something like "Do you follow the Great War." or "Do you read CAOD at all?"
General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 17:11:00 - [11] Originally by: Keldjos Falzir You need to preface your surverys with a screening question to be sure you get people who actually pay attention and don't just waste your time. Something like "Do you follow the Great War." or "Do you read CAOD at all?" Depends if you only care what COAD readers think. Most forward thinking Public Relations experts are also interested in 'control' groups - people who haven't necessarily been exposed to propaganda messages. Look forward to working with you all to make Eve a better place! ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
Angor The JORG Corporation Terra Incognita.	Posted - 2008.03.18 17:16:00 - [12] CCP are the only winners. _______________________________ [ 2007.06.07 21:07:22 ] FrankyWave > ransom me guys I am joining XElas !!!
Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2008.03.18 18:56:00 - [13] Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 18/03/2008 18:57:04 Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 18/03/2008 18:56:44 Originally by: General Windypops ok i'll do a smaller survey let's call it 500m then Show some good faith and sportmanship then Windypops and take those 500 mill from your own pocket! When the survey is done and you can show us something truly amazing facts, we the CAOD readers will take your current CAOD attitude up to evaluation! Maybe next time your CAOD posting rate/score will be higher.. Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL
Gloomy Gus GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.18 19:59:00 - [14] Originally by: General Windypops verbal ********** Poor dim thing I'd donate to this cause if nothing else just to keep you off the street so you wouldn't turn out like your poor mother, but I already gave all the ill-gotten gains I'm reaping from BoB's old space to REPO to stop JihadSwarm. Sorry bout that. Originally by:** JakeNoble well id just like to say kilz is an epic****got
Nobues Nomadic Wayfarer Syndicate Virtue of Selfishness	Posted - 2008.03.18 21:18:00 - [15] Originally by: General Windypops Dear Eve community. I'd like to offer you a unique opportunity which, I think you'll agree, is far too good an opportunity to miss. We see a lot of smacktalk and chestbeating on these forums. But how do you know if your forum warfare is actually hitting the mark? What this community needs, more than anything else, is some independent, impartial research into public opinion on the major alliances. Yes, that's exactly what it needs. That's where Skullduggery Inc comes in. I propose founding a monthly benchmarking survey, stopping and surveying a random cross-section of the community from key systems throughout Eve. Research would primarily be of a quantitative nature, to allow easy tracking from month to month, but some qualitative elements could also be includes. So why would that help you? I'm proposing setting up the first truly reliable analysis of public perceptions in the Eve community. Want to know if your latest threadnought hit the mark? That's where I come in. Want to see if your alliance's CAOD gag helped increase public opinion? That's where I come in. Research would be benchmarked on a monthly basis, so you could track the public's view of your alliance over time, to help you optimise your public relations strategy. That sounds great, Windy, What do you need from me? You'll be surprised how little it will cost to buy in to this truly independent research. In fact, I'm offering my services for free!! All I requires is donations to the value of 1bn isk. That would allow me to conduct 1000 surveys, each one incentivised by 1m isk. So let's get this project off the ground asap! Get those donations coming in, and together we'll help to make COAD a better place for all! its CAOD!! learn to ****en read Webhosting, teamspeak and Killboard for you, your corp, and your Alliance Click me for more info
Angelonico Series of Tubes	Posted - 2008.03.18 21:34:00 - [16] How has windy not been banned yet? Anyone? ANYONE? I'm voting dev.
Adrienne Sorbonne Silent Sisters of the Bloody Rose	Posted - 2008.03.18 21:36:00 - [17] Dear Windypops Plz stop poasting; U make the dumbest goon look like a geniuouse in comparison to u! Please for the love off all off us on earth, do us all a favor and stop; thanks! Best Regards Adrienne
Angelonico	Posted - 2008.03.18 21:38:00 - [18] Originally by: Adrienne Sorbonne Dear Windypops Plz stop poasting; U make the dumbest goon look like a geniuouse in comparison to u! Please for the love off all off us on earth, do us all a favor and stop; thanks! Best Regards Adrienne /Signed.
Vasili Z	Posted - 2008.03.18 21:46:00 - [19] Edited by: Vasili Z on 18/03/2008 21:46:27 CAOD PR war is kind of like dis: ------- Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Everything I say represents my corporation and their views.
General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 21:58:00 - [20] Originally by: Adrienne Sorbonne U make the dumbest goon look like a geniuouse Please for the love off all off us on earth, do us all a favor and stop; thanks! Best Regards Adrienne Just a tip. If you're going to launch personal attacks on people's intelligence then: a) Use a spellchecker first b) Try to post an intelligent burn, rather than just a meme. I'm trying to do something constructive here for the whole of the Eve community, so stop trolling. ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
Adrienne Sorbonne Silent Sisters of the Bloody Rose	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:10:00 - [21] reply to a): so english isn¦t my first language: perfectly found out who¦s attacking whom now personally cuz I just made a statement! reply to b): Who¦s attentions whoring upon useless/long dead /"insert whatever u like" subjects ? This topic was never constructiv to caod and will never be! Of course the mods will decide wether it¦s useful or not
Angelonico Series of Tubes	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:13:00 - [22] Edited by: Angelonico on 18/03/2008 22:14:19 Windy, I'm serious. Stop posting. No one cares - and you're awful at this. If this is the closest you come to a "constructive" post - I can't believe you haven't been banned already. Bob hates you. Goons hate you. EVERYONE hates you. Stop. Friggin. POSTING.
General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:27:00 - [23] Originally by: Angelonico No one cares If you care so little how come you made 3 posts in just a few minutes? ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
WilliamH Bonney Foundation R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:28:00 - [24] How do you win the CAOD war? Don't post. All there is to say.
Reto The Last Resort	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:31:00 - [25] Edited by: Reto on 18/03/2008 22:31:56 windy you win the caod war. but could you now go and play another forum....we are not as potent in forumfighting as you so a forumplayer of your caliber must be really bored of caod forums. what about the WoW forums? i heard the forumfighters there are more of a challenge for poasting of your magnitude. Originally by: s4mp3r0r "Hey man, you're mom has a cruise missile".
Angelonico Series of Tubes	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:31:00 - [26] Originally by: General Windypops Originally by: Angelonico No one cares If you care so little how come you made 3 posts in just a few minutes? Should we compare posting history and timing as it were? I'd prefer to reiterate: you're a horrible troll and should stop posting. There's your 4th.
Iasius The Fated Odyssey.	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:48:00 - [27] Edited by: Iasius on 18/03/2008 22:49:15 Edited by: Iasius on 18/03/2008 22:48:53 Originally by: Adrienne Sorbonne Dear Windypops Plz stop poasting; U make the dumbest goon look like a geniuouse in comparison to u! Please for the love off all off us on earth, do us all a favor and stop; thanks! Best Regards Adrienne /Signed . Full Spectrum Mercenary
General Windypops Skullduggery Inc	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:52:00 - [28] Quote: General Windypops > Who do you think is winning in the Great War - BoB or Goons? RainC > i like bob but i think goon is gonna win General Windypops > Who do you trust more BoB or Goons? RainC > bob General Windypops > Who do you think is the better PVP alliance - Goons or BoB? RainC > bob General Windypops > fly safe Quote: General Windypops >Who do you think will win the great war - BoB or Goons zelur em > none of that both g Quote: General Windypops > can you spare 20 seconds for a very quick survey? Rough Enough > do i get anything out of it? General Windypops > Um, no? Quote: General Windypops > Who do you think will win the great war - Goons or BoB? Rough Enough > Goons spoiled this game for me. Rough Enough > and those that came after them. General Windypops > Who do you trust more - Goons or BoB? Rough Enough > I don't trust goons as far as I could throw one. And being a girl, I can't throw. Rough Enough > I trust more bob ppl Rough Enough > doesn't mean i prefer bob over goon though Rough Enough > i dont' want there to be just one. General Windypops > And finally, which is the better PVP alliance - Goons or BoB? Rough Enough > lol Rough Enough > yeah. that can be my answer to that "lol" Quote: General Windypops > 1) Who do you think will win the great war - bob or goons? Ziandra > bob General Windypops > WHo do you trust more - goons or Bob? Ziandra > bob General Windypops > Who do you think is the better PVP alliance - GOons or BoB? Ziandra > goons General Windypops > Thank you for your time - I appreciate it! ~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
Angelonico Series of Tubes	Posted - 2008.03.18 22:55:00 - [29] Is that your defense? That's seriously the best you can do? Oh god thanks for the lolz windy. I needed that. Now please, STOP POSTING.
Angelonico Series of Tubes	Posted - 2008.03.18 23:03:00 - [30] You still think I'm trying to burn you? I just want you to stop posting - and have asked, quite politely, a few times already. I'll repeat myself for your benefit. Please: stop posting.

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