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fewl
Frontier Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.20 11:58:00 -
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She stops me playing eve.
Can CCP nerf her please?
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.20 11:59:00 -
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Break up with her in a txt message. I guarantee she doesn't stop you from playing EVE ever again
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It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Sir Atkinson
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:00:00 -
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I can entertain her 3-4 evenings every week for a few GTC's...
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Heiwa
Black Sun Mercenaries
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0
Break up with her in a txt message. I guarantee she doesn't stop you from playing EVE ever again
A co-worker of mine once got dumped via fax when he was at work. It was legendary.
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Adonis 4174
White Wolf Enterprises
Harmonious Ascent
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:05:00 -
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The trick is to wear her out first and then play Eve while she sleeps it off.
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Imperator Jora'h
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Heiwa
Originally by: techzer0
Break up with her in a txt message. I guarantee she doesn't stop you from playing EVE ever again
A co-worker of mine once got dumped via fax when he was at work. It was legendary.
This (Linkage) has to be the best break-up method I have seen to date. Happened to be in the town where I live too and saw it (but I do not know either of the two). 
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The TX
Earth Inc.
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Adonis 4174
The trick is to wear her out first and then play Eve while she sleeps it off.
I don't know what you mean, can you explains?
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Rakivic
Galactic Express
Frontier Trade League
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: The TX
Originally by: Adonis 4174
The trick is to wear her out first and then play Eve while she sleeps it off.
I don't know what you mean, can you explains?
 he means screw her brains out frist
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Sir Atkinson
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:15:00 -
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Billboard = fake.
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Adonis 4174
White Wolf Enterprises
Harmonious Ascent
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:28:00 -
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Originally by: Rakivic
Originally by: The TX
Originally by: Adonis 4174
The trick is to wear her out first and then play Eve while she sleeps it off.
I don't know what you mean, can you explains?
he means screw her brains out frist
That is one of many ways to achieve it. You can also try drinking her under the table or playing her at squash if she is so inclined.
Finding ways to get her exhausted is vital to any happy relationship.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:36:00 -
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Vagina > EVE
Though at times it can be a tough call.
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Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare
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Animenick
Phoenix Remnant
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:43:00 -
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The girl can certainly intefer with eve. Best bet is to spend more time with her nights that there isn't much going on in game and then spend more time on eve when its needed. It can be a tough balance. Eve can require a decent amount of invested time which doesnt bode well for relationships.
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Rionus
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:50:00 -
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Dude, if you have to choose between EVE and a girl then you need to get a grip on reality. Nothing in rl should be more important than a game, especially a gf.
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Rakivic
Galactic Express
Frontier Trade League
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Rionus
Dude, if you have to choose between EVE and a girl then you need to get a grip on reality. Nothing in rl should be more important than a game, especially a gf.
awww beat me to the punch
None the less I am glad some one said this
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J'Mkarr Soban
Proxenetae Invicti
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:54:00 -
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Hold on, you can still have your hands free...
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xeneon
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:57:00 -
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.20 12:58:00 -
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Vagina > ****er
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Gentle Bra
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Adonis 4174
The trick is to wear her out first and then play Eve while she sleeps it off.
^^This (Although wearing her out whilst playing Eve is also an option)
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Gentle Bra
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: fewl
She stops me playing eve.
Can CCP nerf her please?
By lowering her kinetic resists maybe?
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Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:13:00 -
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Originally by: Rionus
Dude, if you have to choose between EVE and a girl then you need to get a grip on reality. Nothing in rl should be more important than a game, especially a gf.
HAHAHHA - quality!
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Liberator 1
Revolutionary United Front
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:14:00 -
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Ditch her.
You should try having an actual wife, now thats tricky.
'You never talk to me any more!'
'When are you going to stop playing that stupid game?'
'Whats so important about PvP training that you have to get up in the middle of the night?'
'You can't do that - you're drunk'
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:16:00 -
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Originally by: Liberator 1
'You never talk to me any more!'
'When are you going to stop playing that stupid game?'
'Whats so important about PvP training that you have to get up in the middle of the night?'
'You can't do that - you're drunk'
Pfft, you're not doing it right. Wives are like terrorists, they'll go away for a while if you just appease them.
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Korran Minare
Spaced Cowboys
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Liberator 1
Ditch her.
You should try having an actual wife, now thats tricky.
'You never talk to me any more!'
'When are you going to stop playing that stupid game?'
'Whats so important about PvP training that you have to get up in the middle of the night?'
'You can't do that - you're drunk'
lol 
Originally by: Korran Minare
what would you put on space pizza anyway????
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Titus Lewis
Suddenly Successful
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:22:00 -
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The key is to spend the time you want with her, well, with her. Then wrap things up as quickly as possible so you can get back to doing other important things. Nobody likes to spend hours on end wasting time talking about your future together and how you first met and how romantic it was and how special everything is.
This is usually best accomplished with hard liquor, or a mixed drink that you make extra heavy. Then try a new fun "drinking game" or something of the sort to get her to drink FAST. The faster she drinks the faster you can get back to doing things you want to do after you have been intimate and showed her how much you love her.
Another option is to try to use syrupy type liquor like Yagermeister or some kind of Schnapps or something, and add a bit of Nyquil or other syrup type sleep aid to her glass when you go to get her a drink. If it generally tastes bad to begin with, they usually don't notice the extra medicine. You can also do this before you spend that special time with her so long as you remember you may need to hurry up, depending on how fast she gets sleepy.
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Ruah Piskonit
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:28:00 -
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Lies,
No one in eve has g/fs. . .
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Something Random
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:29:00 -
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Why dont you make her an alt on your account and get her to play too... when shes into it send her packing off your account and get her to buy her own.
I feel extremely lucky, my gf plays eve lol.
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Sartaron
LEGI0N
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:36:00 -
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Why is a good fight stopping you playing eve?
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Seine
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:49:00 -
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My girlfrind plays more than I do, she has more SP too :(
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Uzuness
stone grave haulage
PROBABLE CAUSE
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:51:00 -
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First, ask yourself.. why is she out of the kitchen to begin with?
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.20 13:54:00 -
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Solution!
You can thank me later |
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