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Samuel Moore Walton
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
5
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:27:00 -
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Going on fifth date, all but the first dates have resulted in sucessful deployments. However she wants to move in and well that doesn't leave any secrets.
Do I just whip out my Domi or is there a subtle method?
On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date? |

Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
423
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:29:00 -
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Stupid forums The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |

Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
423
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:31:00 -
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Samuel Moore Walton wrote:When do you show her your domi?
Right after you show her your Thorax.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
446
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:32:00 -
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Ask if she has slept around first. If yes, you know her vag has expanded enough, so you can just slip the Domi right in.
If not, it might hurt a bit as it goes in. disorientating |

rofflesausage
State War Academy Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:33:00 -
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Samuel Moore Walton wrote: On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?
As a Brit, let me assure you that they only want to move in when they have nowhere else to live or are getting in a position where they can leave with more than they started with.
If it's been five dates, you either have a huge dong, money, or she needs to move in.
Claim it's the first to everyone on here, but think about the other two in your own time. |

Marlona Sky
EntroPrelatial Vanguard EntroPraetorian Aegis
462
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:37:00 -
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Try to log off and have a friend check to see if she has your safe spot camped.
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Steve Celeste
Wolfsbrigade
204
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:42:00 -
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So at what point do you say "**** it, I am just going to make troll threads in GD"? |

THE L0CK
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:47:00 -
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rofflesausage wrote:Samuel Moore Walton wrote: On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?
As a Brit, let me assure you that they only want to move in when they have nowhere else to live or are getting in a position where they can leave with more than they started with. If it's been five dates, you either have a huge dong, money, or she needs to move in. Claim it's the first to everyone on here, but think about the other two in your own time.
He can't claim its the first, he's already stated that it's the size of a spaceship that is maybe about 2 inches in size on most common monitors. Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |

Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
1892
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:48:00 -
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Samuel Moore Walton wrote:
On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?
Sounds a bit fast to me. Usually at that point you can tell where things are going or aren't going, but if she wants to move in, she either really likes you, her biological clock is ticking like crazy or she doesn't have a home. |

Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
89
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:05:00 -
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If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep. Would you like a kitten? |

Hecatonis
Ascension Manufacturing
62
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:39:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:
If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep.
i laughed |

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
546
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:42:00 -
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Docking permission requested... Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |

Samuel Moore Walton
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
5
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:43:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:
If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep.
This scares me. |

Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
424
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:52:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:
If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep so she can make-off with your stuffs.
FYP
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |

KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
363
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Posted - 2012.02.23 22:04:00 -
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This thread is better than the incursion one. http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose Remove all incursions from hisec |

MadMuppet
Kerguelen Station
143
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Posted - 2012.02.23 22:59:00 -
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Petrus Blackshell wrote:Docking permission requested...
... your weapon has run out of charges. Buff Hybrid Guns!!!! |

highonpop
Void.Tech BLACK-MARK
10
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Posted - 2012.02.23 23:56:00 -
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moving in after the 5th date?
Overheat MWD and GTFO
edit:
btw, only 16 posts and already full of win!  |

Maxpie
Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
48
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Posted - 2012.02.24 02:27:00 -
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Are you crazy? She's obviously a spy from an enemy corp or alliance. She's moving in to try to find your logon information and then destroy your corp from within. Either that or she'll unplug your computer in the midst of a crucial battle. Remember, this is Eve and Eve is real. Trust nobody! In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if 'she' is actually a guy. Can't believe you almost fell for this obvious infiltration attempt. |

Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
198
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Posted - 2012.02.24 02:40:00 -
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British women wanting to move in after 5th date? Does she have all her belongings in a carrier bag? WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |

Jed Mosley
Bandito Industries Malicious Rage
2
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Posted - 2012.02.24 02:47:00 -
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What the **** did i just read.. |

Dbars Grinding
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
365
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Posted - 2012.02.24 03:02:00 -
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best thing is to just come out and ask "hey, you wanna help me with my L4 mission?" "I know all the triggers" |

Apollo gun
Night's Watch.
2
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:02:00 -
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Do you plan on launching drones from ur domi? |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
164
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:33:00 -
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Make sure you turn on your hardeners and run your reps. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |

Ammzi
Imperial Guardians The Aurora Shadow
827
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:36:00 -
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Guys, you know this isn't all about sex right? He is asking when to tell her he plays EVE.
Holy ****... you people are horny.  quote CCP Spitfire
"Hello Im Blue,"
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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
555
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:40:00 -
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Ammzi wrote:Guys, you know this isn't all about sex right? He is asking when to tell her he plays EVE. Holy ****... you people are horny.  ... and those two things are unrelated how exactly? Do we even play the same Eve? Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |

Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
106
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:41:00 -
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Jed Mosley wrote:What the **** did i just read..
Your profile pic actually fits this quote perfectly |

Ares Renton
Smoking Minerals Syndicate Cannabis Legionis
24
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:44:00 -
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3rd mission |

Apollo gun
Night's Watch.
2
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:44:00 -
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also be sure to fit good tackle to get her in a good position |

DEFIER ORILIS
DEFIANCE FRENETIC REGIMENT
9
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:47:00 -
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Huh? Dates? I just give her a ride with my BestoWer!!! Dang! |

FeralShadow
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe R.E.P.O.
61
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Posted - 2012.02.24 19:48:00 -
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either she accepts you for who you are or she can **** off. |
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