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CCP Mitnal
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Posted - 2008.04.01 00:37:00 -
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Ever thought of yourself as a VIP? Want to become one now? We at CCP have carefully collated various replies from our customers and would like to present to you what we consider our finest achievement to date - namely Subscription 2.0.
Yes, from now on each player can decide what features they want to pay for, giving you unheralded choice in the world of New Eden, now EVE is a true "sandbox" game.
First up on the list is AmmoAnywhere. Running low on XL Antimatter when you've been pounding away at that POS? Fear not, merely hit the button and we'll wing you a full cargo load to your bay so you can continue to mete out that damage. Naturally we've had to make a few changes to proceedings to allow for this so prepare yourselves for ammo changes and in the future, if everything goes well with the launch, enhancements to the docking experience, industry production and more.
Mitnal, Community Representative
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EvEOps Corp
EvE Ops
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Posted - 2008.04.01 00:41:00 -
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april fools :/ come on do better than that! nerf rorquals!!! :D
--- EvE Ops - Op calendaring, management and rewards |
Kyoko Sakoda
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.04.01 00:51:00 -
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Darn. I want BlueprintNow!
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Zippy Pinno
Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.01 00:53:00 -
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Can I get the 30%-Less-Lag subscription?
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CCP Mindstar
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:02:00 -
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Wow... ammo anywhere? -- |
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Reuben Snjente
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:03:00 -
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Oh I so lol'd. Are you sure Steve Jobs didn't write this? Is this a stealth buy-out of CCP by Micro$oft? And when can I get my personalised express delivery for T2 releases of BlueprintNow!
Mitnal, you are just
Reuben Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Ichthus Industries - Empire manufacturing & hauling services. |
EVETV spiralJunkie
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:10:00 -
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I wish they'd let me blog about spiralAnywhereÖ.
Pay me $5 and I come sing in your room. _
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Shi Mun
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:20:00 -
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Dock-o-matic mmmmmmmmm sexeh, blueprintNAO?!?! i want NAO NAO NAO --------------------------- The Cake is a lie... The Cake is a lie... The Cake is a lie... |
Goumindong
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:21:00 -
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And here i thought the design team of Deus Ex 2 would never work again...
Vote Goumindong for CSM |
Firkragg
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:26:00 -
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All we need now are achievements. How will i know how good at eve i am without messages such as "Achievement: podded 10 times" [url=http://killboard.outbreak-eve.com/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=48203] Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.[/url] |
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DonSchoe
Ante Matter
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:45:00 -
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nice try ^^
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Balcura
Bull's in a China Shop Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:49:00 -
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I must have missunderstood something. Is there going to be 1 general ammo that is bought paying RL cash for and all the ammo BPO/BPC's are going to be eliminated. Ammo isn't going to be available for isk, but for RL money?
If that's the case I have a problem with the new system, unless there is some way to opt out. I build all my own ammo with the materials I get from gathering all the loot from the wrecks making ammo cost me a little in time, but no real money.
If I'm off base and the system functions some other way please let me know.
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Ambani
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:50:00 -
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happy fools day to you too ccp:)
Try a bit more harder next time
Meet Eve's most paranoid carebear - Ambani! |
Feng Schui
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:51:00 -
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OMG!! CAN I HAVE AMMO IN MY PANTS?!?!? I'M FIRING BLANKS!!!
err.. TMI?
Project:Gank
Pilgrim Guide
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Terminal Entry
New Fnord Industries Black Scope Project
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Posted - 2008.04.01 01:51:00 -
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AmmoNow! - Humm... I know several people that specialises in "Express Ammunition Delivery Services"
Originally by: CCP kieron If you feel we as an entity are corrupt and abhorrent, we bid you good luck in finding a game and company that suits your interests.
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Lewis Atreides
House Atreides trade
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:12:00 -
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that is a cool Ideal CCP , I really need my business in ammo dealing to go poof lol. Now to sit back and see how many people forget it's april fools day.
Any wagers? If I had any isk in my bank I would say 200 people will post a flame forum on this and how unfaire it is to the community it is lol. **--------**--------------** While blood, carnage, and distruction may be my "happy place" that is nothing like the feeling I get while hauling 2 mill isk in goods thru low sec. |
Dario Kaelenter
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:22:00 -
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I so can't wait for the BlueprintNow! - T2 subscription ... just like some older players used to be able to randomly subscribe to (could never find that option myself )
I so think that Zippy Pinno's idea of "30%-Less-Lag subscription" would be well over subscribed ! ...
Go CCP ... Make it so !!
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Regat Kozovv
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:23:00 -
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"First up, all weapons will now use "NanoAmmo", which automatically morphs into the desired ammunition type at the point of firing."
Fantastic! Now I can take all of those looted 1MN Afterburners, and instead of melting them down, cram them into my guns instead. =)
Happy April 1st CCP. Keep up the great work.
(Suggestion for next year: "In an effort to make Caldari more relavant in PvP, we've decided to quadruple the speed of all missiles." That'll make people mess their pants. =)
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Hebik Fane
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:24:00 -
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Originally by: Lewis Atreides
Any wagers? If I had any isk in my bank I would say 200 people will post a flame forum on this and how unfaire it is to the community it is lol.
I see you 200 hundred and raise you to 250. --------------------------------------------- Havoc Inc |
Freezal
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:26:00 -
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Edited by: Freezal on 01/04/2008 02:29:52 Just in, Subscription 2.0 would like to announce the availability of "Random module lag" (oh wait you already get that)....I mean "Jump Lag" (ahh opps that is already in there)....Here here we go no way to top this.... Free Noob ships no charge to you in isk only an extra small micro payment to your existing credit card.....
LOL 2 funny |
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Ceraphin
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:34:00 -
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LOL, you had me going. It's not April here yet!
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Mr Patches
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:35:00 -
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Feh 2.0.
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Steppa
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:42:00 -
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Not nearly as funny or plausibly unplausible as April Fool's past.
:)
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Titan Pilot
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:47:00 -
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Now if you had said...
"Pay more for faster learning...gain 10M SP for $100.00"
"Skill training queue has been installed...pay $50.00"
Then maybe this would be EPIC. Sadly this thread FAILS.
(BTW, I really am a Titan Pilot, honest
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Jackie Gilligan
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Posted - 2008.04.01 02:55:00 -
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Heck, I was hoping for a sub plan, that say, for $19.95 instead of $14.95 would allow me to skill train my alts and main...
THAT would sell like hotcakes.
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Yakumo Smith
The Forsakened Companions Pure.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:02:00 -
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Now if you said something like "we are rebalancing some of the ships from the recent boost patch. The zealot will have 4 turrets from Tuesday downtime" you might have snagged some fish ;)
I suppose this must be my sig. I'll do something cool with it eventually. |
Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:20:00 -
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What a stupid tradition and what waste of time for hammer to even do this. ___ Eve Players are not very smart. Support Killmail Overhaul
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J Valkor
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:30:00 -
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More plausible than last years but still too far out there.
Still, I am sure that half the people here were ready to wage CAPS LOCKS WARS until they noticed the date.
It is good to know what CCP employees consider as impossibilities for future expansion in the game, however. Sort of like a blog that outline what they will never do. Last years thing about the clone insurance fit that pretty well and this one about your feelings on games charging extra money for benefits inside the game both fit that role very well.
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Caleese
101 Industries space weaponry and trade
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:33:00 -
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Edited by: Caleese on 01/04/2008 03:33:02 Is T20 running the BlueprintNow! scheme ? ----------------- Think of someone you consider of average intelligence... now realise this. Half the worlds population is dumber than that person. How does the world survive such stupidity? |
HostageTaker
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Posted - 2008.04.01 03:51:00 -
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Horrible attempt at a Comedy April Fools...
CCP, you should have kept it short and sweet, like this:
"We have finally ironed out the server/cluster issues, NO MORE LAG!"
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