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Kiroven Kunnin Black Knight Squadron United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.02 18:39:00 - [31] ego mail _______________________________________________ Kiroven Kunnin Actually Nerfing the speed is an inside joke at CCP, they just want people to post less about "overpowering" nano-ships.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.04.02 19:26:00 - [32] Edited by: Chainsaw Plankton on 02/04/2008 19:26:38 Originally by: Dianeces Originally by: SkinGrapht how much did it cost to bbq the myrm? Cyno (if they had to cyno it in, which I doubt.) = ~200k DD = ~15-20m Price of Myrm > price of DD. and apparently they got a geddon too cost effective titan hotdropping ftw
Bronson Hughes Knights of the Wild Visions of Warfare	Posted - 2008.04.02 19:29:00 - [33] Originally by: Commander Thrawn why does it show another ship scrambling you on the km. the crow from before??? The Crow had him scrammed earlier. As a 'Ceptor pilot, I've shown up on a few killmails and was like 'WTF? that guy got away from me', but apparently as long as the target dies in a system that you aggressed him in within an hour or so, you can get in on the KM. This is priceless BTW. If I were the OP I would have been going back towards the gate, but that's just me. -------------------- "I am hard pressed on my right; my centre is giving way; situation excellent; I am attacking." - Ferdinand Foch at the Battle of the Marne
Everyone Dies	Posted - 2008.04.02 20:05:00 - [34] lame. welcome to titan online
Kano Sekor Raging Phoenix	Posted - 2008.04.02 20:37:00 - [35] What can i say Morsus Mihi is dedicated to keep ratters out of their 0.0 space :D ----------------------------------------------------------------------
EnslaverOfMinmatar	Posted - 2008.04.02 22:37:00 - [36] Man, you should've posted this 1 day earlier. Anyway, mad props to MM for the funny kill. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Johnny Gurkha	Posted - 2008.04.03 00:23:00 - [37] Lossmails like that need to be cherished, framed and lovingly stroked for all eternity. Sir, you are a jammy **** Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Bellum Eternus Death of Virtue Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.04.03 00:28:00 - [38] Originally by: illusha I wasn't sure where to put this story on the forum so I chose the Crime and Punishment section. Move it to another section if you think that this isn't the proper section for it (message to mods). So I bought a myrmidon from Jita and fitted it out for a npcing setup because I wanted to npc in Venal. I head towards that way when I jump into a tribute system and a crow scrambles me on the gate. I run back to the gate and jump and then I go back to the gate and jump to the system with the crow (I'm impatient and I wanted to get to Venal tonight). Now there is a hugin and a crow (I think I'm screwed at that point). I mwd towards the gate and then activate the cloak. I move towards the gate and eventually there about 5-8 ships trying to uncloak me but I keep avoiding them. So I take a break and go to bed and read a book because I want to keep moving away from the gate without actually spending time on my computer. I come back about an hour later and I find out that I'm in Orvolle. WTF? I lost my ship and got podded too and I'm confused because I checked the computer about 30 minutes ago and I was 60km away from the gate and it would have been really hard to uncloak me. I check my combat log. 2008.04.02 09:52:00 Victim: illusha Alliance: NONE Corp: Deep Core Mining Inc. Destroyed: Myrmidon System: WH-JCA Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 14902 Involved parties: Name: ** (laid the final blow) Security: 4.2 Alliance: Morsus Mihi Corp: 4S Corporation Ship: Ragnarok Weapon: Gjallarhorn Damage Done: 14902 Name: ** Security: 4.0 Alliance: Morsus Mihi Corp: Shiva Ship: Unknown Weapon: Warp Disruptor II Damage Done: 0 Thats right. They cynoed in a titan to get a cloaked myrmidon.... I don't whether this is brilliant or the lamest thing I have ever seen in Eve. The titan pilot said that he was in that system all along with his titan and nobody cynoed it in but I don't know if I believe him. I just think that this is lame, if you can't win without using a titan then you probably don't deserve to win. (Please excuse my typing mistakes) That's what you get for being fail and fitting a friggin cloak. If a titan is the only way to kill a cloaking lame ass loser, then so be it. Bellum Eternus [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I
Siriyana	Posted - 2008.04.03 03:12:00 - [39] Originally by: Lord Rue Jeezus that's some overkill! A killmail to print out and mount on the wall imo. Anyone else reminded of throwing a stick of dynamite into a pond to kill the fish? That's kinda the same example as DD'ing an entire system to kill one cloaked Battlecruiser. As an aside, I had NO idea the DD's range was that large! what is the max range of the DD or is it different for each race's Titan? Dynamite fishing, I lol'd ----- CEO, Astrum Contract Services Group ACSG Open For Recruitment (AU/AsiaPac/Late Night PST)
Kingwood	Posted - 2008.04.03 03:22:00 - [40] Am I the only one seeing something wrong with this?

Liang Nuren	Posted - 2008.04.03 03:35:00 - [41] Originally by: Kingwood Am I the only one seeing something wrong with this? Yes. -- Naturally, I do not in any way speak for my corp or alliance.
Khandara Seraphim	Posted - 2008.04.03 03:42:00 - [42] Originally by: Kingwood Am I the only one seeing something wrong with this? No, you aren't the only one. I too think it's ridiculous that anyone would ever complain about losing a ship they left afk in hostile space, regardless of whether or not it's cloaked. ...err, that is what you were talking about, right? Right?
Corwain	Posted - 2008.04.03 03:49:00 - [43] the cloaked deimos comments are still hilarious the second time around: "Allison Lovey > A CLOAKED DEIMOS ?? OMG, WHERE ? Tom McCash > lets see" Saw this on SHC a while back. HIGH-LAR-IOS -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
Vasili vonHolst Gargamel's Lair	Posted - 2008.04.03 04:33:00 - [44] Edited by: Vasili vonHolst on 03/04/2008 04:33:31 i wonder how he knew u were in the same grid. edit: nm i did not see he was scrammed ------------------------------------------------ Movie: + Trillion ISK damage to Care Bear community
Kingwood The Greater Goon GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.04.03 04:34:00 - [45] Edited by: Kingwood on 03/04/2008 04:33:59 I'm obviously in the minority, and seeing Titans doomsdaying for the hell of it is ok then. Afking at a gate obviously is pretty stupid, but that's not what I'm referring to.
Tacitus Krekt	Posted - 2008.04.03 05:52:00 - [46] Comedy. Gold. AFK cloaker? Blast the whole grid with a DD (to answer question on dd range: it hits the entire grid. If you can see the titan on your overview, it can kill you). Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
illusha	Posted - 2008.04.03 06:17:00 - [47] To all the *****s out there flaming me for leaving an afk cloaked ship by the gate, you. I was moving away from the gate at a very slow and they had people there for an hour or more trying to uncloak me. I couldn't uncloak or get away or log off, am I supposed to uncloak and let them get me because you lazy s have no luck uncloaking chinese people in 0.0? No and ** you.
PraetorNZ	Posted - 2008.04.03 06:17:00 - [48] haha nice. shouldnt have been in tribute anyway. and yes i believe that titan was in WH at the time anyway http://axegang.kicks-ass.net/Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.[/url]
Ticl Er	Posted - 2008.04.03 06:21:00 - [49] Originally by: illusha To all the *****s out there flaming me for leaving an afk cloaked ship by the gate, you. I was moving away from the gate at a very slow and they had people there for an hour or more trying to uncloak me. I couldn't uncloak or get away or log off, am I supposed to uncloak and let them get me because you lazy s have no luck uncloaking chinese people in 0.0? No and ** you. I lol'd.
Mel Gibbson	Posted - 2008.04.03 06:46:00 - [50] L33T FL33t's Instant warps 1) Align to station 2) Uncloak 3) Hit teh MWD 4) Recloak 5) When speed bar is full, uncloak 6) Warp to ZEHROH

Kravick Drasari Setanta Strategic Consultants	Posted - 2008.04.03 07:00:00 - [51] Originally by: illusha To all the *****s out there flaming me for leaving an afk cloaked ship by the gate, you. I was moving away from the gate at a very slow and they had people there for an hour or more trying to uncloak me. I couldn't uncloak or get away or log off, am I supposed to uncloak and let them get me because you lazy s have no luck uncloaking chinese people in 0.0? No and ** you. LOL classic. Normally come backs like this just make me roll my eyes and wait for the imminent flames but this one made me laugh.
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.03 07:42:00 - [52] It's like this lossmail: 2006.12.18 14:01 Victim: NightmareX Alliance: Pirate Coalition Corp: MAFIA Destroyed: Tempest System: Akora Security: 0.3 Involved parties: Name: xxxxxxxxx (laid the final blow) Security: 4.9 Alliance: Cruel Intentions Corp: TEAMSTERS Ship: Aeon Weapon: Templar Name: Caldari Sentry Gun II / Caldari Navy It was back in the days when there was no Titans around i think, so the Motherships was the biggest ship around then. I was like oh snap, an Aeon just warped to the gate we jumped into, because we was going after another guy from the same alliance.
Kage Toshimado Doom Guard Soul of Fountain	Posted - 2008.04.03 18:45:00 - [53] Does it cost ISK (essentially) to fire a DD device? I think it's a hilarious way to uncloak and kill... just wondering how much it cost (if anything) to shoot him dead x_X
Lord Rue GenX Societies Inc. Rejuvenate	Posted - 2008.04.03 18:55:00 - [54] Quote: AFK cloaker? Blast the whole grid with a DD (to answer question on dd range: it hits the entire grid. If you can see the titan on your overview, it can kill you). Thanks for answering. That's fuggin insane. I guess if you (or more likely entire corp) are going to invest that much into a single resource, you really need to get something immensely powerful for it, but to use it to kill a fly/dynamite fish does seem a touch on the lame (though godddamn funny) side. Devil bunnies! I snort the nose! Lucifer! Banana!
Malcanis	Posted - 2008.04.03 21:10:00 - [55] Originally by: Kage Toshimado Does it cost ISK (essentially) to fire a DD device? I think it's a hilarious way to uncloak and kill... just wondering how much it cost (if anything) to shoot him dead x_X Yeah it uses about 10M of stuffs IIRC. http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/EN/shipequipment/turretsbays/doomsdaydevices/23674.asp CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
Kahega Amielden	Posted - 2008.04.03 21:45:00 - [56] Edited by: Kahega Amielden on 03/04/2008 21:46:13 Quote: That's what you get for being fail and fitting a friggin cloak. If a titan is the only way to kill a cloaking lame ass loser, then so be it. Agreed, it's "Lame" to do something that would make gatecampers actually have to work for a ******* kill. Even worse, a cloak might even allow someone to escape it. As to the lossmail: Epic. Hang it on a wall As to the "Titans online" complaints: this proves nothing. In fact, because this is so rare, it kind of dismisses the idea that titans are commonplace.
RogueWing	Posted - 2008.04.03 22:28:00 - [57] Edited by: RogueWing on 03/04/2008 22:28:47 A few months ago we had 6-8 enemy pilots hanging out around our station in Feythabolis and they would spend the entire day trying to shoot down station services with Ravens till we repped them at night in a few minutes with carriers. Anyway, they would always cloak when we undocked/tryed to engage. While on TS, one of our corpmates said (jokingly), "Molle, since you are insystem, why don't you just doomsday them." After we laughed about it, we heard Molle saying..."On my way....you have 10 seconds to get docked." 12 seconds later, there was a flash of bright light.....8 new wrecks at the station....and we never heard from them again. If goons are giving you "respect" on CAOD, you pretty much know what you just did was a pile of .
ceyriot	Posted - 2008.04.04 04:54:00 - [58] Originally by: RogueWing Edited by: RogueWing on 03/04/2008 22:28:47 A few months ago we had 6-8 enemy pilots hanging out around our station in Feythabolis and they would spend the entire day trying to shoot down station services with Ravens till we repped them at night in a few minutes with carriers. Anyway, they would always cloak when we undocked/tryed to engage. While on TS, one of our corpmates said (jokingly), "Molle, since you are insystem, why don't you just doomsday them." After we laughed about it, we heard Molle saying..."On my way....you have 10 seconds to get docked." 12 seconds later, there was a flash of bright light.....8 new wrecks at the station....and we never heard from them again. more winning KM's =) http://xrl.us/bh764 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.[/url] Faction Store
Saffronique	Posted - 2008.04.07 18:09:00 - [59] Originally by: illusha blah blah What ever it takes to get rid of yer noob corp ass tbh Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Ja'kar MAFIA	Posted - 2008.04.07 18:45:00 - [60] Thats funny - no need to get rude - I never seen a titan in game never mind getting killed in a dd. c'mon u were afk and thought u were safe. They got on over on you. just laugh it off! MAFIA Website



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