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Can we get some more rvaldez posts in here please?

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Originally by: rValdez5987

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Can we get some more rvaldez posts in here please?

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You missed me that much? Sorry.. lately goons have actually been undocking, so I have had my hands full...

However, its been mainly ibis's and pods...

I did kill a pod with a 50 mil isk bounty today though.. however as ive been informed he fell asleep on his keyboard... poor dude. (he was not goonswarm)

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Originally by: Ki An

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Carebears should take note. THIS is how you solve problems in Eve.

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Originally by: nlewis

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jammers are the meatshield [Bob] wish their pets were

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Pwnage never sleeps -Dro

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Originally by: Yorda

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Spending billions on something BoB does each day for free? Atleast the pirate corps have something to do I guess.

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Originally by: Arnaud Toroge

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Amusingly...with this killing of miners in high sec...why have goons left Chribba's mining Revelation alone ;)

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Originally by: Marko Zhang

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according the their killboard, the Crimson Whatever has zero losses!
you guys are amazing!

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Originally by: Sahriah BloodStone

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Thanks for reopening this thread - its freedom of speech and no GM should have the right to suppress this sort of in-game event, simply stop inappropriate comments - love to watch the updates roll in :)

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Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo

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One Goon, Ghitza, actually jumped into our gate camp and Crtl Qed on the gate. His Navy Issue Raven lasted approximately 40 seconds. When he logged back in, and warped to station, he grabbed a new Navy Raven, and sat outside station claiming that he'd never lost his ship. However, in the breif few seconds that he did sit outside station, we managed to scan his ship, and the shiney officer mod installed to his low slots had mysteriously vanished.

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A second Goon, g0th, undocked from Jita 4-4 in an Apoc. Nothing wrong with that, granted. However, he had 4 warp core stabs fitted and a basic nano setup to help him align to whichever gate he was attempting to run away to. As he saw us, he sat for the full 30 seconds, until he was out of docking range, at which time he attempted to align and warp. With a little bumpage from my Ishtar, his alignment was broken, and he died before getting a second chance. His Apoc died within a total of 17 seconds (to only a Mega, Ishtar and Prophecy). Still, at least he didn't log.

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/signed

Excellent report

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Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo

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Actually, to set a record straight...

Our (CRMSN) killboard, has only limited information available to the public, on the URL we provide. This protects us against our enemies learning what ships we choose to fly, and more importantly how they're fitted on the worst case scenario of our pilots going pop.

CRMSN's true figures at present, stand at 113 to 2. We lost a Caracal and the associated pod, valued by our board at 9.25 mil. But when compared to the 1.38 billion we've cost Goons so far, I'm not overly concerned.

Furthermore, I'd like to express my appreciation to Teddy, and everyone who has contributed to the fund. This war is proving most enjoyable to the whole of CRMSN, and is giving us a much needed 'target rich' environment. Besides, the Goons have such a habbit of falling prey to ironic deaths, that it's genuinely amusing to look at the killmails to find out how they're actually fit.

For those not following the conflict, here's a brief overview...

One Goon, Ghitza, actually jumped into our gate camp and Crtl Qed on the gate. His Navy Issue Raven lasted approximately 40 seconds. When he logged back in, and warped to station, he grabbed a new Navy Raven, and sat outside station claiming that he'd never lost his ship. However, in the breif few seconds that he did sit outside station, we managed to scan his ship, and the shiney officer mod installed to his low slots had mysteriously vanished.

A second Goon, g0th, undocked from Jita 4-4 in an Apoc. Nothing wrong with that, granted. However, he had 4 warp core stabs fitted and a basic nano setup to help him align to whichever gate he was attempting to run away to. As he saw us, he sat for the full 30 seconds, until he was out of docking range, at which time he attempted to align and warp. With a little bumpage from my Ishtar, his alignment was broken, and he died before getting a second chance. His Apoc died within a total of 17 seconds (to only a Mega, Ishtar and Prophecy). Still, at least he didn't log.

The third and final example of Goon greatness comes from Khan Mongoloid, an Omen pilot operating near Amarr, that actually attempted to smack one of my female pilots with the following: "Khan Mongoloid > you wanna dance swee****?"
Needless to say, his corpse takes pride of place within my hanger at this current moment.

More idiotic CRTL Q and smack talk reports as we encounter them. But for now people; know that we're out there, as are Repo and everyone else tasked to take care of Goonies, doing our thing and making sure that these morons don't plague your high sec operations. Show them pity for the tactics they use! I still wonder to this day whether Goons are actually trained to log off on gates when encountering enemy forces...

Regards people,

Tiger.
CRMSN.

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DPB: a condition of the brain which causes a person's mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information (--that they desire to communicate--) that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. This also includes the fact that their words come out slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much crap to say.

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Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo

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Actually, I wouldn't assume that a 5000 man 0.0 based alliance, as well known as GoonSwarm would have an excuse for any of the above examples. Afterall, if they even brought 1% of their member base to high sec, they'd still outnumber my entire alliance...

Furthermore if that was the case, we wouldn't ever CRTL Q on a gate, nor would we use Warp Core Stabs to move around. So yes, I take pride in my alliance's accomplishments in this war :)

Tiger,
CRMSN.

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Originally by: Idaeus

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To be perfectly honest, we really don't notice. So an occasional travel fit BS gets trashed on the Jita 4-4 undock, so what?

I particularly like your bit about "hiding" in 0.0, as that is where the majority of us "live". The people you hired are wasting your money chief, as there are more of us out here in our space (and BoB's, tbh) then there are in Empire. And you don't even need to wardec us.

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Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo

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Actually, I wouldn't assume that a 5000 man 0.0 based alliance, as well known as GoonSwarm would have an excuse for any of the above examples. Afterall, if they even brought 1% of their member base to high sec, they'd still outnumber my entire alliance...

Furthermore if that was the case, we wouldn't ever CRTL Q on a gate, nor would we use Warp Core Stabs to move around. So yes, I take pride in my alliance's accomplishments in this war :)

Tiger,
CRMSN.

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Originally by: DaiTengu

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goonies have no honour imo tbqh

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