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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.08 08:19:00 -
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Are you a PvP noob but want to learn and are willing to commit yourself 100% to it?
Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better?
Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you've just never found the right group to test your mettle with?
GUESS WHAT YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS MAGGOT! 
That's right! Here at the Waffle House we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance.
Sniggwaffe is the training corp for sniggerdly the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting, and we might go with you! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to some random scrub corp or something. But, the few of you that don't suck, swing by the Join Sniggwaffe channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really). We have accepted a few scrubs, we do like a challenge when it comes to recruits, and nothing more rewarding then taking a useless scrubb and make him good, or at least decent.
We are strong in ALL time zones, you will never have a feeling of being lonely and got no one to have your back 
Here's what we are looking for:
Requirements
-5 mil min SP bare minimum (and we will probably make fun of you and ban you from the recruitment channel with 5 mil)
-Must be able to fly stealth bombers (with bomb launcher) and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser (preferably HACs as well)
-People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time.
-People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle. This cannot be understated. If you do not have an ability to support massive amounts of ship losses then gtfo.
-Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Waffle House with attitude, but you may leave with it.
-Seriously Zero Attitude. We don't care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Vallhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in your are nothing. We don't give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked faster than that cute "Hang in there!" kitten.
-Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin.
-No Corp jumpers
-and, obviously, we expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. This isn't for weekend PvPers. This is where you live.
Recommended
-PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some "experienced" jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won't stfu and do what he is told.
-Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Waffles.
- The ability to handle a completely abusive and awesome trolling that we do live with. You cant handle it, we are not for you, love and hate is tied rather close.
Here's what we have to offer
-Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously.
-Access to high quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you, and I guarantee you will learn.
-Comms and all that technical stuff. Muble and mic is required
-A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"
-A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won't pay for anything you lose. Edit: off and on we replace Logi, it's pretty random.
-As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the oppurtunity to one day get into sniggerdly. But you first need to survive a fair bit of trolling, abuse and a rough beating. You cant exect to join the big bad boys with out proving your worth it.
So check out our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. DO NOT OPEN CONVO, we are often out pvping, getting spammed with convoes are bad mkay...... This is in a way your first test, because we will kick your ass from that channel faster than I will gag after eating whipped fish if you make a mis-step in there.
Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to realize this we expect a FULL API from ALL ACCOUNTS. You have a problem with this go somewhere else. |
Cynara
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Posted - 2011.09.09 03:06:00 -
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um ya like the lady said- some of the friendliest recruiters around, so stop by for a individualized recruitment strategy plan we tailor for each candidate!
2 Thumbs Up |
Seeme Not
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.09.09 03:21:00 -
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In Waffles, you can be good, and be good at it. Just ask :TEST:.
Badass corp, fun m8's, hilarious fleets with tons of kills.
Cant get much better v0v |
Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.09.09 04:38:00 -
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More waffles, please.
More likes please. I get off on likes. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.09 08:35:00 -
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Well, we have people comming in everyday....
We do not accept all, but if you survive in our channel, the chances are good you might get in
So, how to do a good start, that is the most asked question, so let me tell you how to start well
 first - get in the channel you scrub
second - wave, say HI, anything really, make youself known
Third - Accept the trolling, get on your knees, tell a joke to lighten the mood or simply do it simpel, bend over and take it like a man
Forth - When a recruiter (we are listen in the motd) ask you a question, do answear, as i do not need you, i may want you, but i sure as hell dont need you.
Fifth - by now you kinda know the mood of the channel, you should know if you can handle us or not. After those first steps, you are on your own
If you got any questions, mail me, i do answear any and all questions. I can point you towards a recruiter of your tz.  |
Master tyler
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.09 09:11:00 -
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AUSSIES RULE!!!
and its true if you cant take the troll dont cross the bridge.
also been playing since 2006 best corp iv been in |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
2
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Posted - 2011.09.09 12:39:00 -
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Fun corp, fun guys, and lots of killing. |
Lelob
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.09.09 12:41:00 -
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Master tyler wrote:AUSSIES RULE!!!
and its true if you cant take the troll dont cross the bridge.
also been playing since 2006 best corp iv been in
Confirming you too can join a corp with the owner of this ******** Avy. |
Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
9
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Posted - 2011.09.09 16:14:00 -
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Funnel Web wrote:bend over and take it like a man
That's not fair. Everyone knows women can "take it" pretty well too. You should know this FUNNEL WEB.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.09 17:21:00 -
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Illadelph Justice wrote:Funnel Web wrote:bend over and take it like a man That's not fair. Everyone knows women can "take it" pretty well too. You should know this FUNNEL WEB.
Yes, my apologies.....
Girls are also welcomed to come bend over and take it like a woman, after the first months of OMG its a female.... most behave rather well, and now its more occasional ****, and mostly pleasure.
Will recommend bringing some lube though, as first few months may be more **** then pleasure, this goes for all those that chose to bend over....... |
Zangorus
Targeted Aggression
128
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Posted - 2011.09.09 17:39:00 -
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hello funnel
Like my comment and recieve 1 million isk ingame! |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.10 05:37:00 -
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Oh god, Zang was here.....
His offer to "like my comment and will pay 1 mill" goes for me to, like the post, join our channel, and zang will pay you 1 mill, just tell him i said so, nbd nbd
But yes, guess its time to bump this back up on top, as i cleared yesterdays scrubs, time for new ones. |
Master tyler
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.10 10:20:00 -
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Funnel Web wrote:Illadelph Justice wrote:Funnel Web wrote:bend over and take it like a man That's not fair. Everyone knows women can "take it" pretty well too. You should know this FUNNEL WEB. Yes, my apologies..... Girls are also welcomed to come bend over and take it like a woman, after the first months of OMG its a female.... most behave rather well, and now its more occasional ****, and mostly pleasure. Will recommend bringing some lube though, as first few months may be more **** then pleasure, this goes for all those that chose to bend over.......
Conferming funnel is a MILF |
Moll
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:17:00 -
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Who don't like waffles? They are good with just about everything, nice tasty, sweet.....
Come join Us boys and girls,
We got fleets up almost 24/7, if you cant see a fleet, its probably one up anyway, we don't spin station, and we don't talk about how bored we are.....
We simply just undock and find something to shot at |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.11 04:56:00 -
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So,
yet another morning, time for new people to jump in our channel and wave....
That list on how to do it did wonders, so many more people actually got of to a good start
So jump in to "join sniggwaffe" and get a good laugh, see if you can handle the trolls and if you can make on of us laugh 
PS, mailing me with a short story, poem, heiku, makes you skip the line of mails, as my in-box is always full, and i reply to all, it may take a day or so, and something nice for me to read always speeds up the proses |
Slash Dawg
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.11 19:14:00 -
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Sunday night, kinda quiet. Seems like a good time to poke a recruiter. |
Crazy ki113r
Quantum Cats Syndicate
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 04:47:00 -
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Funnel is awesome |
Intaki guy
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 05:03:00 -
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if you're lucky enough you will get interviewed by funnel :) |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.12 09:29:00 -
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Crazy ki113r wrote:Funnel is awesome
Now this kinda bumps ill put first in line, so welcome to corp crazy  |
Jeronica
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 16:07:00 -
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You need to ask yourself, why not? |
Cynara
4
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Posted - 2011.09.12 18:00:00 -
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Enough thinking- come on in and join the throng |
Slash Dawg
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 19:58:00 -
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Seems at least one recruiter is in a good mood. Go apply for an interview! |
FourRotor
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.13 14:00:00 -
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apply, so that i wont be the only fresh meat please |
Katiana Swan
Ship-Rep Services
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Posted - 2011.09.13 16:19:00 -
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bump |
Maverick172
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.09.13 18:47:00 -
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Skadoosh
iAply :D
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.14 06:15:00 -
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Bright and early this is.... work work work
Join our channel, so that i finnis my RL work, i can continue straigt to my eve work
this is the channel " join sniggwaffe" put up a wave, or mail a recruiter of choice |
Jackk Hammer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2011.09.14 08:19:00 -
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these sweet darling snigglewaffs did touch me in my special places time and time again |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.14 15:40:00 -
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SniggWaffe, best Waffe.
Come get some
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Idris alDin
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.09.14 19:27:00 -
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All spais welcome |
Jeronica
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.15 04:25:00 -
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Looking for a good time? Join the waffles and be the best thing about waking up! |
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