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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.08 08:19:00 -
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Are you a PvP noob but want to learn and are willing to commit yourself 100% to it?
Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better?
Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you've just never found the right group to test your mettle with?
GUESS WHAT YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS MAGGOT! 
That's right! Here at the Waffle House we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance.
Sniggwaffe is the training corp for sniggerdly the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting, and we might go with you! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to some random scrub corp or something. But, the few of you that don't suck, swing by the Join Sniggwaffe channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really). We have accepted a few scrubs, we do like a challenge when it comes to recruits, and nothing more rewarding then taking a useless scrubb and make him good, or at least decent.
We are strong in ALL time zones, you will never have a feeling of being lonely and got no one to have your back 
Here's what we are looking for:
Requirements
-5 mil min SP bare minimum (and we will probably make fun of you and ban you from the recruitment channel with 5 mil)
-Must be able to fly stealth bombers (with bomb launcher) and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser (preferably HACs as well)
-People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time.
-People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle. This cannot be understated. If you do not have an ability to support massive amounts of ship losses then gtfo.
-Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Waffle House with attitude, but you may leave with it.
-Seriously Zero Attitude. We don't care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Vallhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in your are nothing. We don't give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked faster than that cute "Hang in there!" kitten.
-Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin.
-No Corp jumpers
-and, obviously, we expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. This isn't for weekend PvPers. This is where you live.
Recommended
-PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some "experienced" jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won't stfu and do what he is told.
-Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Waffles.
- The ability to handle a completely abusive and awesome trolling that we do live with. You cant handle it, we are not for you, love and hate is tied rather close.
Here's what we have to offer
-Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously.
-Access to high quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you, and I guarantee you will learn.
-Comms and all that technical stuff. Muble and mic is required
-A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"
-A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won't pay for anything you lose. Edit: off and on we replace Logi, it's pretty random.
-As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the oppurtunity to one day get into sniggerdly. But you first need to survive a fair bit of trolling, abuse and a rough beating. You cant exect to join the big bad boys with out proving your worth it.
So check out our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. DO NOT OPEN CONVO, we are often out pvping, getting spammed with convoes are bad mkay...... This is in a way your first test, because we will kick your ass from that channel faster than I will gag after eating whipped fish if you make a mis-step in there.
Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to realize this we expect a FULL API from ALL ACCOUNTS. You have a problem with this go somewhere else. |
Cynara
4
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Posted - 2011.09.09 03:06:00 -
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um ya like the lady said- some of the friendliest recruiters around, so stop by for a individualized recruitment strategy plan we tailor for each candidate!
2 Thumbs Up |
Seeme Not
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.09.09 03:21:00 -
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In Waffles, you can be good, and be good at it. Just ask :TEST:.
Badass corp, fun m8's, hilarious fleets with tons of kills.
Cant get much better v0v |
Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
9
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Posted - 2011.09.09 04:38:00 -
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More waffles, please.
More likes please. I get off on likes. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.09 08:35:00 -
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Well, we have people comming in everyday....
We do not accept all, but if you survive in our channel, the chances are good you might get in
So, how to do a good start, that is the most asked question, so let me tell you how to start well
 first - get in the channel you scrub
second - wave, say HI, anything really, make youself known
Third - Accept the trolling, get on your knees, tell a joke to lighten the mood or simply do it simpel, bend over and take it like a man
Forth - When a recruiter (we are listen in the motd) ask you a question, do answear, as i do not need you, i may want you, but i sure as hell dont need you.
Fifth - by now you kinda know the mood of the channel, you should know if you can handle us or not. After those first steps, you are on your own
If you got any questions, mail me, i do answear any and all questions. I can point you towards a recruiter of your tz.  |
Master tyler
SniggWaffe
2
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Posted - 2011.09.09 09:11:00 -
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AUSSIES RULE!!!
and its true if you cant take the troll dont cross the bridge.
also been playing since 2006 best corp iv been in |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
2
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Posted - 2011.09.09 12:39:00 -
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Fun corp, fun guys, and lots of killing. |
Lelob
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.09.09 12:41:00 -
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Master tyler wrote:AUSSIES RULE!!!
and its true if you cant take the troll dont cross the bridge.
also been playing since 2006 best corp iv been in
Confirming you too can join a corp with the owner of this ******** Avy. |
Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
9
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Posted - 2011.09.09 16:14:00 -
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Funnel Web wrote:bend over and take it like a man
That's not fair. Everyone knows women can "take it" pretty well too. You should know this FUNNEL WEB.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.09 17:21:00 -
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Illadelph Justice wrote:Funnel Web wrote:bend over and take it like a man That's not fair. Everyone knows women can "take it" pretty well too. You should know this FUNNEL WEB.
Yes, my apologies.....
Girls are also welcomed to come bend over and take it like a woman, after the first months of OMG its a female.... most behave rather well, and now its more occasional ****, and mostly pleasure.
Will recommend bringing some lube though, as first few months may be more **** then pleasure, this goes for all those that chose to bend over....... |
Zangorus
Targeted Aggression
128
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Posted - 2011.09.09 17:39:00 -
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hello funnel
Like my comment and recieve 1 million isk ingame! |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.10 05:37:00 -
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Oh god, Zang was here.....
His offer to "like my comment and will pay 1 mill" goes for me to, like the post, join our channel, and zang will pay you 1 mill, just tell him i said so, nbd nbd
But yes, guess its time to bump this back up on top, as i cleared yesterdays scrubs, time for new ones. |
Master tyler
SniggWaffe
2
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Posted - 2011.09.10 10:20:00 -
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Funnel Web wrote:Illadelph Justice wrote:Funnel Web wrote:bend over and take it like a man That's not fair. Everyone knows women can "take it" pretty well too. You should know this FUNNEL WEB. Yes, my apologies..... Girls are also welcomed to come bend over and take it like a woman, after the first months of OMG its a female.... most behave rather well, and now its more occasional ****, and mostly pleasure. Will recommend bringing some lube though, as first few months may be more **** then pleasure, this goes for all those that chose to bend over.......
Conferming funnel is a MILF |
Moll
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:17:00 -
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Who don't like waffles? They are good with just about everything, nice tasty, sweet.....
Come join Us boys and girls,
We got fleets up almost 24/7, if you cant see a fleet, its probably one up anyway, we don't spin station, and we don't talk about how bored we are.....
We simply just undock and find something to shot at |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.11 04:56:00 -
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So,
yet another morning, time for new people to jump in our channel and wave....
That list on how to do it did wonders, so many more people actually got of to a good start
So jump in to "join sniggwaffe" and get a good laugh, see if you can handle the trolls and if you can make on of us laugh 
PS, mailing me with a short story, poem, heiku, makes you skip the line of mails, as my in-box is always full, and i reply to all, it may take a day or so, and something nice for me to read always speeds up the proses |
Slash Dawg
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.11 19:14:00 -
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Sunday night, kinda quiet. Seems like a good time to poke a recruiter. |
Crazy ki113r
Quantum Cats Syndicate
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 04:47:00 -
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Funnel is awesome |
Intaki guy
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 05:03:00 -
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if you're lucky enough you will get interviewed by funnel :) |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.12 09:29:00 -
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Crazy ki113r wrote:Funnel is awesome
Now this kinda bumps ill put first in line, so welcome to corp crazy  |
Jeronica
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 16:07:00 -
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You need to ask yourself, why not? |
Cynara
4
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Posted - 2011.09.12 18:00:00 -
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Enough thinking- come on in and join the throng |
Slash Dawg
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 19:58:00 -
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Seems at least one recruiter is in a good mood. Go apply for an interview! |
FourRotor
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.13 14:00:00 -
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apply, so that i wont be the only fresh meat please |
Katiana Swan
Ship-Rep Services
1
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Posted - 2011.09.13 16:19:00 -
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bump |
Maverick172
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.09.13 18:47:00 -
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Skadoosh
iAply :D
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.14 06:15:00 -
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Bright and early this is.... work work work
Join our channel, so that i finnis my RL work, i can continue straigt to my eve work
this is the channel " join sniggwaffe" put up a wave, or mail a recruiter of choice |
Jackk Hammer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2011.09.14 08:19:00 -
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these sweet darling snigglewaffs did touch me in my special places time and time again |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
4
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Posted - 2011.09.14 15:40:00 -
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SniggWaffe, best Waffe.
Come get some
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Idris alDin
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.09.14 19:27:00 -
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All spais welcome |
Jeronica
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.09.15 04:25:00 -
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Looking for a good time? Join the waffles and be the best thing about waking up! |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.15 09:10:00 -
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Our doors are still open, but dont step true it unless you really want this.
We dont require you to spend every waking hour playing, but we do require you to spend the hours your on in actually playing with us. If you wane know if this is for you, join our channel, or mail me, or one of our other 8 recruiters. They should all reply to your mail, and if they dont tell me, so i can properly smack them around
This is not for everyone, as you either hate us or love us, but you might be surprised wich catagory you end up in, so come find out |
LordHelmet0
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.15 17:01:00 -
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MMMMMMMMMMMM. Waffles |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
4
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Posted - 2011.09.16 04:21:00 -
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I extend to you my brofist.
You better not be a *****, and bump it. |
Maverick172
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.09.16 12:59:00 -
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Skadooooooosh!! I'm in!
Beware of teh new scrub Waffles
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.16 16:33:00 -
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So, a few of those mailing me has auto reject on, which imo is bloody ********.... I cant reply now can i
So, all mails WILL be replied to if you do not have auto reject on like a bloody scrub.
Other then that, we added even more recruits, a few more each day, makes up for those leaving due to not handling the pvp life. Its not easy, but its wicked fun. Next up is high-sec play date, ill enjoy some hours in high-sec with a fleet of flashy piwates, some time soon, we will be invading some of your comfy high-sec sandbox.
I like play dates, you wane join one? we are open for more, so step in to the waffle house and join the fun |
Cynara
4
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Posted - 2011.09.17 04:13:00 -
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SniggWaffe, Do you want to know more? |
rez914
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
0
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Posted - 2011.09.17 08:47:00 -
[37] - Quote
I learned how to lose Rifters to station guns in waffles. True story. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.18 11:15:00 -
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Im guessing its time to bump this
may i remind all to plz don't convo, mail me, i do respond to all mails, usually faster and more accurate and way more friendly then in a convo 
Start with a convo, and i will not be happy, you will be at the bottom of the list if you do 
Other then that, i promise i don't bite heads of, i just gently nibble |
Maverick172
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.19 10:17:00 -
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Wright nice haiku and she'l fffrrrrr while nimble. Worth I try! |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.19 16:42:00 -
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So, storys , nice mails, they do work, I'm beginning to feel friendly, which is bad, so maybe you should send some hate mails you received along with the mail, that way i can laugh at tears instead :D
Anyway, bumb bumb, talk to me in he channel or mail me \o/ |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.20 06:56:00 -
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Another day of mails, work is such a perfect place to read all those nice mails you come with
Still have some room left for new scrubs, we are used to scrubs, all we require is that you are not a useless scrub. Prove to be of somewhat use, and arent complete ******, the chance of us actually giving you a trial is more then likely.
Remember to read the first post, as a few seem to forget that, thick skin, 5 mill sp, a way of making isk on the side, and most importantly, the desire to pew pew with us as a group, beeing on mumble and IRC, if you can do these things, we might have a need for you, atleast use you as a meat shield
"Join sniggwaffe" is the place to be, if you dont get the respons you need in the channel, it lack abuse on a pro lvl, or it simply turns in to a kindergarden of trolling, mail me, ill point you to a recruiter that will give you the proper pro abuse you will learn to enjoy |
mpp
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.20 15:15:00 -
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it's a pretty nice place for everyone who want be better and better every day
one of things that determines corporate climat is unique sense of humour on our mumble :)
part of it is like a us base in afganistan , and second part like a home :D |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.21 09:09:00 -
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Oh my, so many spais and silly people, well, im done with todays mails, i got time for a few more before i finnish work, so now is the time to send me your nice mails, and get a number in tonights interview line.
As i want more time for good old fashion roaming as well, it would be wise to mail me your info before hand, so i can sneak you in between the fun |
Fearless Sister
0
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Posted - 2011.09.21 19:12:00 -
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"If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I would start yelling out letters." |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.22 06:53:00 -
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Now a few recruits are good at bumping this, but i want stories:
Tell me your:
pirate story
first gank
first rush when you got ganked
best gank you had
etc
tell me something that makes me smile, im a simple girl, make my day at work amuzing, so keep sending mails, and join our channel "join sniggwaffe" and put up a wave, i may often be afk, bugging some ratters, so talk to the recruiters in channel or send a mail if you got questions. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
13
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Posted - 2011.09.23 07:24:00 -
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Bump bump, lets get this back on top |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.09.25 06:00:00 -
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Seems i been busy, keeping this at first page gives me a lot of work
well, we caught up on all applications, we are now ready for some more, join our channel and put up a o/ or you can try to wait until we notice you, which may or may not happen, its a busy channel |
Gravanius
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.26 08:03:00 -
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Join Waffles and do the hoochie coochie on a daily basis! |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.09.27 06:37:00 -
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dont seem like i can say this enough, use eve mails, convoes are bad, joining our channel is good to
"Most fun recruitment channel ever" was some poor scrubs last words before we kicked him for beeing useless. Now what would you say after a day in the channel if you turn out to actually be of some use to us |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.09.28 08:24:00 -
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So just to speed up things, as im gone cut down on time spendt recruiting, and go back to more fun things like proper play time spendt harassing ratters and silly wabbits, mail your FULL api key, yes, good old fashion full apikey, user id and a poem, heiku, short story in a mail, so i notice you. Or drop in our channel, and put up that wave and one of the other recruiters might notice you.
Convo me without asking first i will automaticly put you on the **** list of those not getting in, so do it properly, and join the fun, as we do have wicked fun with juicy kills erryday |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.09.29 08:38:00 -
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bump from work
Likes and bumps gets first in line, as that means less work for me |
Fearless Sister
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.09.29 19:02:00 -
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There once was a man with a bag,
WhoGÇÖs manboobs were starting to sag,
He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said GÇ£come GÇÿere you old hag! |
Seeme Not
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.10.01 18:45:00 -
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"Tell me your:
pirate story
first gank
first rush when you got ganked
best gank you had
etc"
What she really meant is email her your:
Teenage aspirations
First Love
First rush of your first orgasm
Best sex you had
etc
Waffles Forever |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.10.03 06:30:00 -
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You know me so well seeme <3
Oh well, i had a few days break from all this, guess its time i bumb this again, some seems to never have enough new scrubs to troll 
So, mail me, join our channel, basicly your task is to make me notice you, i might not like you, but prove usefull, and ill let you have a try.
Bad spais needs not even try, its just wasting my time, good spais, come give us some good times. Join the trolling and see how long you last,
|
Isgarand
Unknown Soldiers
NEM3SIS.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.03 22:40:00 -
[55] - Quote
talking with Funnel Web is always a pleasure also the troling is great fun esp when the noobs cry |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.10.04 10:42:00 -
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Isgarand wrote:talking with Funnel Web is always a pleasure also the troling is great fun esp when the noobs cry
Now, you sure know the road to me hart, kind words, free bump, good interview, guess its time to finnish work so i can get home and add you as a new member |
Seeme Not
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:19:00 -
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I just happened to be viewer number 1500.
I'll take concert tickets \o/ |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.10.05 06:37:00 -
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\o/ seeme won? OMG thats so brilliant....... Did i forget to say you were the one sponsering everything? Or was that just in my head?
Get back to me ingame, lets agree on a prize  |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
14
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Posted - 2011.10.07 08:23:00 -
[59] - Quote
Itty bitty spider, went up the water run......
So, i want more aussie / Asian tz players, I am willing to look away from the mandatory poem, short story or heiku etc. But i will not look away from not beeing useless scrub.
We have a good team in this tz, but i want it to be stronger
I have added a new recruiter to this tz, should now always be someone on to great you and abuse you properly, so come join the fun, im of next week, wich means ill run some good old fashon low-sec fun ops, so start the joining prosees now, and be ready for next week. Cant promise loads of kills, but my ops are usually a great laugh one way or the other. |
Seeme Not
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.10.07 15:15:00 -
[60] - Quote
Funnel Web wrote:\o/ seeme won? OMG thats so brilliant....... Did i forget to say you were the one sponsering everything? Or was that just in my head? Get back to me ingame, lets agree on a prize
I'm going to edge fest this year, SO EXCITED!!! Waffles gave me the opportunity to pay for my own tickets for a concert, not many corps can say that. Were pretty legit.
More importantly, 10 likes = 1 Lick....
I have Licked you funnel.
Sincerely,
Seeme Not |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.10.09 14:27:00 -
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Join SniggWaffe today!
Now with 100% improved more better! |
Gravanius
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.10.10 07:00:00 -
[62] - Quote
Good morning fellow miniature internet spaceship voyagers!
Waffles are recruiting and we need YOU!*
Ideally you'll be either Asian or Australian but, in the interests of equality, people of all origins/nationalities will be considered useless.
You should have some ability to fly internet spaceships. Preferably against internet spaceships belonging to other useless scrubs.
You definitely will not have less than 5m SP because everyone would laugh at you (not because you're funny, you aren't).
New Waffles are required to provide prostate massage to more senior members, so please bear this in mind when applying, especially if your fingers are fat or especially long.
We will all look forward to cackling insanely at your application. Have a good day.
* possibly, oh and assuming you are not an asshat |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.10.10 14:17:00 -
[63] - Quote
More more more, i want more
So, we now have a rather stable bunch of guys, this has gone surprisingly well to adjust the new scrubs to our play style, fleets are running even more smoothly, and never a dull moment, even aussie tz is shaping up, still want a few more to kinda top it of though.
*if your not complete ******
*you want to join SNIGG ( or another PL corp) in the end
*actually wants to pvp, not just claims you wane pew pew while spinning station
*wants a good bunch of guys to play with
join us, we are not for everyone, you must be able to handle trolling, and not get butt hurt. Love us or hate us, at least we have great fun in a game we pay for, no more station spinning hoping to one day be good, now is the time to get off your ass and play. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.10.11 10:43:00 -
[64] - Quote
So, 61 likes, so many visit this page everyday, my mailbox shows it, and people looking in is obvius. I want likes to represent how many actually stops by. So nr 70, 80, 90 and 100 etc will get a prize, a none isk one, so sugestions from me is voice chat, and topic you want, ll join a roam of yours to see how you play, you get to decide if this is what you want. Answears to 10 questions by me or a male recruiter if you so prefer for all the gays out there. A free day in join sniggwaffe with MINIMUM TROLLLING, you get to troll as much as you want though. Yes, well, anything in this catagory is fine, im a simple girl, just try me, im sure we can find something we can agree to
and yes," join sniggwaffe" is the channel to visit, or spam my mailbox, I just deleted 500 mails, i now got more room, keep it comming
oh, and one last thing MORE AUSSIE / ASIANS tz, want someone new to play with, i love the guys, but more is always better |
Seeme Not
SniggWaffe
6
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Posted - 2011.10.11 20:36:00 -
[65] - Quote
Idris needs help farming the rice patties in DBRN. Moar azian tz |
Bristaco
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.10.12 08:30:00 -
[66] - Quote
"there's like 10 posts of me bumping it and one post of someone else bumping it"
-funnel web |
Skarr Tos
SniggWaffe
5
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Posted - 2011.10.12 08:37:00 -
[67] - Quote
despite the two windowlickers with goggles on above me, waffles is a pretty cool place to be.
Come join the channel, I need more bros to do the shoosting |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.10.13 12:28:00 -
[68] - Quote
Bump bump,
I really cant think of something clever to put today, so just gone say come join the channel, one of us should be around to have some kinda talk to see if your what we want in our fleets |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.10.14 12:03:00 -
[69] - Quote
yay, 15 man fleet running around, what a way to start the day, so many nice kills early in the morning, come join the fun |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.10.17 09:02:00 -
[70] - Quote
So, bump bump for this spesiall kinda tz, we got a few open spots left, we have pretty much open door policy, all you really gotta do is prove to me or convince a recruiter your not a ******.
If your gay, a ****** but usefull in anyway, we might just find a spesial place for you.
Join sniggwaffe is the channel, or mail me, ill put you in contact with a recruiter of your tz |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.10.26 11:34:00 -
[71] - Quote
I suppose we still want more scrub, so if you plan on being active, we can over look your failure at pvp, we will use you as a front shield until you get a hang of it
Join our channel
Join sniggwaffe |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.11.07 07:43:00 -
[72] - Quote
Alright boys and girls, the waffle house have moved.
We now have a whole new area to farm kills from, for good and bad we are gone jump in to our new area and expect to own or be owned. We are willing to take new scrubs in, anyone not from the corps we are curently fighitng should step in the doors to our recruitment channel. In there you will quickly find out if you want to join our litel party or if you find us to be evil smack talking faggots ( which we totaly are ) that you dont like at all.
We can promise lots and lots of fleets, fun roams, I have taken a liking to new recruits singing, but thats not needed. Basicly we want all thats in main post, just not useless scrubs that dont logg in. We can make just about anyone good, or atleast better, as long as you logg in and dont mind the flaming
Join our channel "Join sniggwaffe" or mail me for a chat, i had a break from last recruitment run and are now once again semi friendly 
PS: Now also open for test members, we will not ask you to awox this time |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.11.08 07:37:00 -
[73] - Quote
yes yes, morning bump, I should be on a few hours, drop by for a chat, I promise I will be gentle |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.11.09 07:44:00 -
[74] - Quote
This thread is starting to be to long, might have to get a new thread soon
Curse is our new play ground, we killed a few, we lost a few, good fun has been had, good fun is coming, join our fun.
Damn I'm not abusive enough today am I Oh well, come play with us |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
27
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Posted - 2011.11.10 18:10:00 -
[75] - Quote
Maybe I should do an evening bump this time, its so hard to remember these bumps 
Yes, well, lets see, what good things we can type today, well, I want active players, I want someone that actually loggs in and plays this game, no ****** BF3 players, or HON players, sure as hell no minecraft players, I want good old fashion EVE players. Come convince me you play eve, I'll let you have a go in the waffle house |
Lelob
SniggWaffe
12
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Posted - 2011.11.11 05:50:00 -
[76] - Quote
NO MINECRAFTERS?!?
SCANDALOUS!
Minecrafters rejoice for this is a grand home for you. We also play EVE a bit. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
51
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Posted - 2011.11.11 23:30:00 -
[77] - Quote
yes, no minecrafters, you read right.
So, join the channel, talk to our semi trolling US recruiter |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
51
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Posted - 2011.11.16 10:33:00 -
[78] - Quote
The bumps are beeing a bit more random, don't mean we are not still recruiting. Active is pretty much the only requirment im not willing to over look, convince me you plan on playing and killing a lot and we will probably give you a try. Wanne learn more about pvp, want to have buddies that will always have your back and always willing to join? get in our channel and we will be friendly/unfriendly all deppending on mood of the day.
Guess thats enough for the daily bump |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
51
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Posted - 2011.11.17 07:32:00 -
[79] - Quote
still looking for active players, active means you play eve, not BF3, not skyrim, not HON, and not minecraft, active EVE players. If you are what we are looking for, I will kick one of our curent inactive BF3 or skyrim playing useless scrubs, so come have a go see iff we find you more usefull then our inactive ones |
fathitman
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.11.17 14:34:00 -
[80] - Quote
We are the **** of the ****
And yesssss i just got over my skyrim and BF3 and SR3 bindge haha |
long strike
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.11.21 19:56:00 -
[81] - Quote
bumpidy bump
had fun in the recruitment channel, keep up the abuse |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
51
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Posted - 2011.11.22 07:26:00 -
[82] - Quote
long strike wrote:bumpidy bump
had fun in the recruitment channel, keep up the abuse
Is that what you call a bump acording to my standard? Like is that the best you could do? LOL, best bump of the month will get a free ship, not decided which yet, it deppends on how good the post. If i dont have to bump everyday myself, it will be something nice and usefull even.
Oh, waffles are still loooking for more people to use and abuse, prove usefull and you can even join in on the use and abuse, if nothing else it will be a great laugh |
Ichera
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.11.22 18:48:00 -
[83] - Quote
I am a jelly Donut |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
51
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Posted - 2011.11.23 14:12:00 -
[84] - Quote
Well, daily bump for our Euro players, will be on-line shortly to chit chat with anyone that have questions, so visit our channel |
Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
4
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Posted - 2011.11.24 08:45:00 -
[85] - Quote
Look at that beautiful recruitment OP. |
Draxind
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
0
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Posted - 2011.11.24 15:09:00 -
[86] - Quote
Bump :) |
Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
4
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Posted - 2011.11.26 07:47:00 -
[87] - Quote
Waffles are filled with iron. |
Algia Knightstorm
Global Defence Initiative
P I R A T E S
2
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Posted - 2011.11.27 18:32:00 -
[88] - Quote
Bumpitty for Funnel. |
Ichera
SniggWaffe
0
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Posted - 2011.11.28 20:51:00 -
[89] - Quote
My name is Ichera, and I approve Funnel's message... even though I haven't read it |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
52
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Posted - 2011.11.30 18:58:00 -
[90] - Quote
So many replies, about time to make a new thread, but thats effort, so maybe not
Active new waffles is wanted, so stop by our chanel |
Madcat144
SniggWaffe
0
|
Posted - 2011.12.02 03:24:00 -
[91] - Quote
Funnel ROCKS! Proud to be a Waffle! |
Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
4
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Posted - 2011.12.03 21:07:00 -
[92] - Quote
Back to the top. |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
52
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Posted - 2011.12.05 09:29:00 -
[93] - Quote
If it is not perfectly clear in the OP, I do want new kind of api, so called verification keys, user id and kb link when we talk. ALL CHHEKED, ACCOUNT WIDE, dont be useless faggots from the start, wait untill you joined
So, well, we still want more people, we are going back to some pure griving, high-sec gangs are now a weekly or even daily task, low-sec camps, 0.0 camps, roams of all kinds, some kinda roam or fleet you been dying to try? Ask me if its a decent idea, hell if its even remotly doable, Ill support it and you can run it. We do try it all if it means someone dies, or atleast cry |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
52
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Posted - 2011.12.06 08:10:00 -
[94] - Quote
Is it about 24 hours since last bumb? I do belive it is. Back on top then, mail me or join our channel |
Draxind
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.12.09 17:54:00 -
[95] - Quote
Back To The Top
Never had so much pew before joining waffles
if pew during the week with pew at the weekend is what ur after holla at us |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
53
|
Posted - 2011.12.12 18:21:00 -
[96] - Quote
Cant seem to remember to bump this, but well, still looking for scrubs to abuse. Meat shield works atm, so come see if you can handle our trolling, simple put up a o/ or yarr, something something we can start the troll of on. Anything works, we are getting rather used to it by now
Anyway, We are enjoying the new region, if you want to know what region, go look on the kb, no mistaking where we rape atm |
Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
Band of Abos
53
|
Posted - 2011.12.14 16:04:00 -
[97] - Quote
New goals, means new kinda players we want, come join the fun now before we take of, seems we wil have an exiting month ahead of us, so join from begging |
Delta Jax
10
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Posted - 2011.12.29 05:20:00 -
[98] - Quote
Bump for the Waffle Haus
<3
Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
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Delta Jax
SniggWaffe
Band of Abos
10
|
Posted - 2011.12.29 18:09:00 -
[99] - Quote
to the top
Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
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Lenara Naren
Srdce v Evrope
1
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Posted - 2011.12.29 20:14:00 -
[100] - Quote
I had a best time in the EVE within this corp.
Great corp, always plenty of people online. Plenty of ops everyday.
Constant PVP it is.
I realy miss you much folks, but RL issues are serious business. Free bump for ya. |
Funnel Web
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
54
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Posted - 2011.12.30 06:21:00 -
[101] - Quote
Thanks for the nice bump Lenara
Waffle house is still recruiting, roams several times a day, high-sec ganking, camping what ever seems fun at the time. You want to change a boring eve life in to a new life style with more fun, "join sniggwaffe" is the channel you want to visit. The waffles there should be somewhat friendly, handle their trolling, and prove you can be of use |
Delta Jax
SniggWaffe
Band of Abos
12
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Posted - 2011.12.31 05:57:00 -
[102] - Quote
Funnel Web wrote:Waffle house is still recruiting, roams several times a day, high-sec ganking, camping what ever seems fun at the time. You want to change a boring eve life in to a new life style with more fun, "join sniggwaffe" is the channel you want to visit. The waffles there should be somewhat friendly, handle their trolling, and prove you can be of use
Certainly right, every day in the waffle house is pretty exciting 
Twitter : -á@DeltaJax
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Veraxus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.01.03 06:43:00 -
[103] - Quote
Most kind eve pilots around! join!
Bump |
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