Originally by: Larkonis Trassler

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Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 22/04/2008 11:24:38
So there I am, our gatecamp folded for the night, I pop into my nano-rapier and mince around the belts. Find an inty chase him to another belt, also to find a Machariel there. I tackle him and he engages me. The first LOL Wut moment came as I saw what looked like a light missile pop out of his ship. I opened up his profile and saw he was only 6 months old. No wai! I scream at my only corpie not afk to get there in his Crow and tackle him. Meanwhile a Typhoon and Cyclone warp in on me and start putting the hurt on with more precision lights (lolz). I have to bug out and the Crow takes over. I utter these words:
[00:52:06] Larkonis Trassler > stay on him
[00:52:13] Larkonis Trassler > if you die i will buy you a new crow
He dies and the gang warps just as a group of friendlies warp to the belt. I jump in my buzzard and probe their SS and get to it just as they leave it. I get a steer and follow them to a belt where I heriocally bump the Mach in my Cov Ops as it is aligning allowing the rest of the gang to come in and kill it. Unfortunately my FRAPS was out so didn't get to video it.
Here is comedy fit. Perhaps the worst I've seen on any BS since moving into the region.

2008.04.22 01:20

Victim: ****
Alliance: None
Corp: Crystal Angels
Destroyed: Machariel
System: Otou
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 62735

Involved parties:

Classified.

Destroyed items:

EMP L, Qty: 15
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 41
'Malkuth' Standard Missile Launcher I
1MN Afterburner II
Reactor Control Unit I
Gyrostabilizer II
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 3728 (Cargo)
Nuclear L, Qty: 4399 (Cargo)
Fusion L, Qty: 2911 (Cargo)
Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 3
Hammerhead I (Drone Bay)

Dropped items:

1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
EMP L, Qty: 67
Tracking Speed
Tracking Speed
Optical Tracking Computer I
Optical Tracking Computer I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Eutectic I Capacitor Charge Array
1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
Large Armor Repairer I
'Refuge' Adaptive Nano Plating I
Armor Kinetic Hardener I
Gyrostabilizer II
Phased Plasma L, Qty: 3951 (Cargo)
Depleted Uranium L, Qty: 3630 (Cargo)
Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters (Cargo)
EMP L, Qty: 1427 (Cargo)
Hammerhead I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)


I cried I really did.


EDIT: Also cried now the mods have pwned my sig :(

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