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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.08 16:29:00 -
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Do you enjoy the watching your enemies dissolve into a amalgamation of shredded steel and tears? Do you enjoy stripping the cosmos of its wealth and becoming 23 different flavors of spacerich? Would you like the security of your own private system in space with a front door that you control? Then you sir or madam are looking for a wormhole corp.
"But strikingly handsome HK Recruiter, I don't know where to look! There are so many out there and they all look so boring." Fear not, for your solution is simple!
Hard Knocks Inc. is recruiting!
Hard Knocks is an established C5->C3 Wormhole Corporation with a long history of success and we are looking to expand our membership in ALL TIMEZONES. We have daily opportunities for sleeper combat sites and PVP. In the off hours you can sit back and relax while you let those skills in gas harvesting and ore mining pull you in over 100m an hour. Luckily for you, now is the perfect time to join. We are in the transition stage of moving our corporation into a C5->C5 wormhole. This means two things to you as a potential new member. Firstly, you have time to gather your assets and prepare for the move and secondly, you will earn more than you thought possible as we plunder our new neighboring C5s for all the isk we could ever care to have.
"But strikingly handsome HK Recruiter, What will we be doing during this transition stage?"
During this transition stage, we will be engaging in a great crusade, against anything that is in empire space! Want to Hisec Gank? Go for it. Want to harass mission runners? We're with you! Want to run Incursions?! All day every day!
Requirements:
GÇó All Applicants must be Tengu ready
GÇó Must be willing to train scanning skills and Cov Ops ships if you do not already have them
GÇó Must maintain a fair level of activity, the quest for spaceglory and exotic dancers does not happen offline
GÇó Must listen to and obey FCs during ops
GÇó We use Mumble as our corp's VOIP client, mic not necessary but ideal
Want to know more? Or talk to one of our Handsome Recruiters? Join us in our public channel "Hard Knocks" |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:57:00 -
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I may or may not approve of this product and or service, but I do endorse it. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.09 23:56:00 -
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Our Handsome recruiting team is standing by, visit them in channel today! |
Rhai Bashere
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.12 14:42:00 -
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That is right ladies and gentlemen, you could talk to handsome devils like myself and get all the information you could ever want. Don't be shy, it takes but a mere moment of your time and you could be well on your way to exciting and refreshing spacetime. You know you want something new, you know you're just sitting around in your old corp waiting for something exciting that will likely never come. What do you have to lose? Join the "Hard Knocks" channel and come see the mountainous pile of opportunity that awaits you. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.16 18:09:00 -
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Our handsome recruiters are standing by to take care of your every whim...seriously. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.18 18:39:00 -
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Need decent and ambitious pilots. Join our chat channel: Hard Knocks |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.08 05:16:00 -
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GUESS WHAT! Recruitment is back open, Hit us up in our chat channel for more info!
Recruiters are standing by!! |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.08 16:31:00 -
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Oh look! Downtime! When the servers come back up why don't you come join us in our recruitment channel and talk about becoming spacerich! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.09 23:28:00 -
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Its Sunday. You're sitting in station looking at your wallet wishing you could be Spacerich like us, throwin' money at ho's in da club like us.
Then you see this thread and you realize...you can be one of us.
Hard Knocks - Join the channel, live the dream |
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.09 23:31:00 -
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Howdy,
Sounds very interesting.
I'm looking to join a corp with a view to increasing my isk reserves while still enjoying the PVP and you guys sound good. I have Amarr BS at 5 with T2 weapons & tank.
I play US / AU timezones, usually active between 2300 and 1200
My job ad here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=19334 let me know if I have what you're looking for. |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 00:30:00 -
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Looks promising, drop by our in game channel Hard Knocks and talk with us. |
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.10 04:35:00 -
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I like 23 flavours of spacerich...
I like handsome recruiters...
I am also quite partial to throwing money at ho's...
See you in your public channel. |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 16:02:00 -
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Now for a testimonial from a real Hard Knocks corp member, me.
"I'd tried to get spacerich before, but it never worked out. Mining took too long. Nullsec offered good isk but I lost too much of it in mandatory ops (like POS bashing and blob warfare.) I just wanted a place where I could make redonkulus amounts of isk and enjoy some fun PvP. I've found my home in Hard Knocks! I can make more in a night of sleeper sites than I could in a couple nights in null with 99% less POS bashing! Stay for just one month and you'll wonder why you ever lived in Known Space."
EDIT: Note, this is not from a paid actor. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 23:49:00 -
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What the guys said and much more. Join us if you are not afraid to burrow yourself deep into the warm blood red environment of cosy c5 holes... |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.11 04:19:00 -
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You misspelled cozy.
But seriously, come nestle yourself deep inside the wormhole with us |
Zefirys Exile
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.11 16:04:00 -
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I won't bite, I promise! |
Oksana Wrinkle
Order of the Silver Dragons
Clone Vat
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Posted - 2011.10.11 20:22:00 -
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Im interested in being spacerich :D im amarr pilot as well! Will be sure to join your public channel :D |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.12 02:58:00 -
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Have you ever even considered doing PvP in a Tengu before? I hadn't before I joined this corp and started getting 23 flavors of space rich. You haven't kited until you've kited in a 100mn Tengu - Nanodrakes got nothing on that. Come join Hard Knocks, get space rich, and PvP like you just don't care! |
Rhai Bashere
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.12 15:38:00 -
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Tired of your fugly face and your out of date fashions? Come out to the land of milk and honey and sleepers where you'll never have to see the CQ again. We are 20% cooler than the leading competitor. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.13 16:45:00 -
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Wormholes are like your own private island...in space....where you print money...on paper made of baby seal fur |
ash veratis
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.13 23:12:00 -
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I've been a member of this corp for months, they're completely legit guys, and totally haven't made anyone cry. Well, except the people we've killed. And maybe Myllz.
Come join us, pull in 100m per hour for yourself and use 1b isk pvp tengus without a care, because you can afford 3 more just like it. |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.14 01:31:00 -
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Still have an Amarr BS from back in the day when that's what the cool kids flew all the time? (Or perhaps you've just always had a thing for lasers, not judging.) Join us and fry sleepers and make enough isk to upgrade that wimpy little laser to something Dread sized and then fry more sleepers! That's right, folks, ratting isn't just for Caldari any more (although, of course, Tengus are all around fun times, too!) |
Rhai Bashere
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.14 16:15:00 -
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Want to join? Well we just got war-decced. Unfortunately our foolish opponents don't understand that if we care in the slightest they will never find us, every fight is going to be on our terms and any time we decide to go hunting we can head out to high sec for free kills with the pimped out ships our exploits have earned us. My personal favorite is a massive ball of Morphite with ISK plating that fires Caldari Navy ISK missiles. Join now before they wise up and go into hiding. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.15 18:10:00 -
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Don't play coy with us, we've seen you staring. You're not very good at being sneaky are you? That's ok, its cute, but now is the time when you're supposed to man up and come sweep us off our feet...so how about it? You gonna seize the carp? |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.16 16:12:00 -
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Come and fiddle with our holes! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.16 19:56:00 -
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Whats not to like...Slightly insane corpmates, bagpipes and ISK...perfect combo |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.10.17 06:57:00 -
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Rhai Bashere wrote:Well we just got war-decced.
MAN TEH HARPOONSSS |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.17 17:07:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Rhai Bashere wrote:Well we just got war-decced. MAN TEH HARPOONSSS
Hey, you...yeah..you...I like your name...it reminds me of booze.
Also something about recruiting and oodles of cash |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.17 20:53:00 -
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Stations are over-rated, you can always make an alt on that account that sits in Jita for PLEX buying. I think ship spinning is coming back sometime soon, but I don't care, I can ship spin all the time - and have a ~30k radius shield bubble to spin in! Ditch the graphics-card-straining TV set in your captain's quarters and come on out to Wormhole living! |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.18 01:54:00 -
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Got some new guys in and looking for more. EU, AU and US TZs are starting to fill out nicely. Need more in all of them! |
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