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Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.01 03:16:00 -
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90% of our recruitment panel is drunk right now. Join now to get in without any questions! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.01 03:28:00 -
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Way too drunk for recruiting |
Hidden Fremen
Offworld Miners and Fabricators Guild
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Posted - 2011.11.01 03:41:00 -
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Haha. Bump for funny title :D |
Amara Ath'loren
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.01 12:54:00 -
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I believe it does:
Blue-ringed Octopus and Red-bellied Black Snakes and Redback Spiders and Great White Sharks....
Sure, it doesn't rhyme but at least we die in a colourful way. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.01 21:33:00 -
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STEVE IRWIN RIP
also if you didnt app up last night you missed out on the drunkest recruitment panel evar |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.02 14:49:00 -
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I log in to update my skill queue and there are a bunch of people online! We're going international (and I don't just mean Canada!) If you are the type to say 'hey, we should go make isk, who is with me?' and you mainly play during non-US times, we are looking for you! Tengus and Abaddons are good, triage carriers and Revs/Moros are better, come chat in channel Hard Knocks! |
Gemmell
SlothCORE
0
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Posted - 2011.11.02 15:22:00 -
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You guys sound like an interesting bunch. So Amarr BS is a must? |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.02 15:26:00 -
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Amarr BS or a tengu and willing to train amarr bs..basically
pop into the channel to talk about it |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:53:00 -
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Were still accepting members from ALL TZ's thats right US Subcaps...we're taking you again |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.06 16:41:00 -
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Are all of you trying to tell me you don't wanna be wormhole heroes? Join Now! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.10 18:06:00 -
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Seriously though...EU TZ Peeps, you know you want to come have fun in our holes |
Amara Ath'loren
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.14 10:07:00 -
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It is not every day a girl gets a chance to play in Wormholes with Abaddons. So when I found Hard Knocks Inc. was recruiting, I was very... very.... happy.
If you like the idea of playing with big lasers, deep in unknown space. If you have read this thread and giggled like a school girl (like I did). If you want to challenge yourself and get in as much pew pew as you can, then this Corp is for you! The wormhole is real, the people are real and the lasers are absolutely real.
Talk to a handsome recruiter today, and trust me, they are very sexy. There are a surprising number of people around before and after downtime and the laughs never stop. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.16 12:29:00 -
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Seems we are still recruiting! :) Drop me or any other recruiter a line and we can have a chat sometime later during the day. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.18 22:31:00 -
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Komrads, join our chat and get recruited. We are here, red hot, just waiting for a sign from you!  |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.19 06:16:00 -
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Yeah, were still recruiting you know you want to join up and get spacerich n stuff |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.20 17:03:00 -
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Still recruiting....Also never take anything Dolla says seriously |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.22 05:46:00 -
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Still actively recruiting...I think |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.23 02:04:00 -
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Still actively recruiting pilots, PVP and Delicious ISK Await you |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.29 00:20:00 -
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Still recruiting EU and US Pilots, Abbadons and Tengus always welcome!! |
Archangels Lucifer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.11.29 01:41:00 -
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I'm a Tengus Pilot, but u guys still require Amarr BS Pilot?
I'm not a big fan of laser >.>.
I can fly a carrier, just without the triage mod lol.
Let me know if I qualify or not. ( I think I have a legion account somewhere thats Amarr >.< ) |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.29 23:08:00 -
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We are spread open to welcome new recruits. Our holes await you. |
Odarin
Volatile Nature
White Noise.
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Posted - 2011.11.30 01:25:00 -
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Waldemar Pawlak wrote:We are spread open to welcome new recruits. Our holes await you.
I wish to enquire about filling holes!
AU TZ, evening player -3hrs DT to +3hrs |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.01 23:39:00 -
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bump |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.02 09:52:00 -
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I apologise for that "bump" last night... i just didn't feel creative and not in mood for any sexual references. Anyway, we are still in need of new pilots. Drop me or any other recruiter a line if you are interested.
Have a nice day, Komrads! |
Number IX
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.02.26 03:51:00 -
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Look at your toon, now back to me. Now back at your toon, now back to me.
Sadly, your toon isn't me...
But if it stopped running around in a scrub corp and joined Hard Knocks, it could be rich like me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're in a C5, surrounded by bling, ho's and pimp ships,
You're in Hard Knocks Inc.
Did you know that statistics prove that over 1015% of pilots want to be spacerich?
And did you also know that out of that 1015%, over 2000% want to be more than 10 flavours of spacerich?
Well if you're one of the elite 2000% then you've come to the right place, we can help with that. How? Because we're all 23 flavours of spacerich!
Why run around grinding level 4 missions or ratting in null for chicken feed when you could be out here with us, blasting sleepers, sucking gas (and beers!), taking other people's toys off them and chillin in the club throwing money at ho's (say hi to your mum for me!)
It's your lucky day, because I'm here to confirm that we're still looking for AUTZ pilots in our hole! Vaseline not mandatory..
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "but Mr Strikingly Handsome & Heavily Pierced Recruiter, it's Sunday, no one's at work!"
WRONG!
Our team of devilishly handsome recruiters are online RIGHT NOW and waiting for your application! They're also very drunk, because they're yanks and it's Saturday night for them, so take advantage of this rare opportunity (actually, it happens all the time) and get your app in while they're all sloshed.
Come join me and the new Aussie recruits and let's get this isk machine rolling 23.5/7!!
If you're an AUTZ cap or subcap pilot, get online now and join our public channel for an interview.
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MadbaM
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.10 11:46:00 -
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Ok so I cant hope to match the last bump in quality or content, so what ill do is just quote the words from our last 3 recrutes.
"Have you paid me twice or is that really how much we make?"
"I'm going to logg of my cheeks hurt to much"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Join now! |
Abis Cann
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.03.25 16:01:00 -
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http://kb.hard-knocks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=75
Just think - if you had applied a few days ago you may have gotten in on this. |
Efraya
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD
Exhale.
90
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Posted - 2012.04.10 22:13:00 -
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Padding my kills with one hard knock at a time.
WSpace; Best space. |
inza onoa
Cruentus Invicta
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Posted - 2012.05.19 10:09:00 -
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I'm Euro tz... does that count as Aus tz? :P
Serious. 85mil sp wh exp combat/pve pilot looking for well lubricated hole to get deep inside.. you know what i'm saying. Accept me already.. oh wait, I didn't turn in an application yet. Who cares. Just accept me already! K thx.
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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.06.11 05:10:00 -
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Bump?
Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
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