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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.08 16:29:00 -
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Do you enjoy the watching your enemies dissolve into a amalgamation of shredded steel and tears? Do you enjoy stripping the cosmos of its wealth and becoming 23 different flavors of spacerich? Would you like the security of your own private system in space with a front door that you control? Then you sir or madam are looking for a wormhole corp.
"But strikingly handsome HK Recruiter, I don't know where to look! There are so many out there and they all look so boring." Fear not, for your solution is simple!
Hard Knocks Inc. is recruiting!
Hard Knocks is an established C5->C3 Wormhole Corporation with a long history of success and we are looking to expand our membership in ALL TIMEZONES. We have daily opportunities for sleeper combat sites and PVP. In the off hours you can sit back and relax while you let those skills in gas harvesting and ore mining pull you in over 100m an hour. Luckily for you, now is the perfect time to join. We are in the transition stage of moving our corporation into a C5->C5 wormhole. This means two things to you as a potential new member. Firstly, you have time to gather your assets and prepare for the move and secondly, you will earn more than you thought possible as we plunder our new neighboring C5s for all the isk we could ever care to have.
"But strikingly handsome HK Recruiter, What will we be doing during this transition stage?"
During this transition stage, we will be engaging in a great crusade, against anything that is in empire space! Want to Hisec Gank? Go for it. Want to harass mission runners? We're with you! Want to run Incursions?! All day every day!
Requirements:
GÇó All Applicants must be Tengu ready
GÇó Must be willing to train scanning skills and Cov Ops ships if you do not already have them
GÇó Must maintain a fair level of activity, the quest for spaceglory and exotic dancers does not happen offline
GÇó Must listen to and obey FCs during ops
GÇó We use Mumble as our corp's VOIP client, mic not necessary but ideal
Want to know more? Or talk to one of our Handsome Recruiters? Join us in our public channel "Hard Knocks" |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.08 22:57:00 -
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I may or may not approve of this product and or service, but I do endorse it. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.09 23:56:00 -
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Our Handsome recruiting team is standing by, visit them in channel today! |
Rhai Bashere
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.12 14:42:00 -
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That is right ladies and gentlemen, you could talk to handsome devils like myself and get all the information you could ever want. Don't be shy, it takes but a mere moment of your time and you could be well on your way to exciting and refreshing spacetime. You know you want something new, you know you're just sitting around in your old corp waiting for something exciting that will likely never come. What do you have to lose? Join the "Hard Knocks" channel and come see the mountainous pile of opportunity that awaits you. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.16 18:09:00 -
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Our handsome recruiters are standing by to take care of your every whim...seriously. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.18 18:39:00 -
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Need decent and ambitious pilots. Join our chat channel: Hard Knocks |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.08 05:16:00 -
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GUESS WHAT! Recruitment is back open, Hit us up in our chat channel for more info!
Recruiters are standing by!! |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.08 16:31:00 -
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Oh look! Downtime! When the servers come back up why don't you come join us in our recruitment channel and talk about becoming spacerich! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.09 23:28:00 -
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Its Sunday. You're sitting in station looking at your wallet wishing you could be Spacerich like us, throwin' money at ho's in da club like us.
Then you see this thread and you realize...you can be one of us.
Hard Knocks - Join the channel, live the dream |
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.10.09 23:31:00 -
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Howdy,
Sounds very interesting.
I'm looking to join a corp with a view to increasing my isk reserves while still enjoying the PVP and you guys sound good. I have Amarr BS at 5 with T2 weapons & tank.
I play US / AU timezones, usually active between 2300 and 1200
My job ad here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=19334 let me know if I have what you're looking for. |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 00:30:00 -
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Looks promising, drop by our in game channel Hard Knocks and talk with us. |
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.10.10 04:35:00 -
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I like 23 flavours of spacerich...
I like handsome recruiters...
I am also quite partial to throwing money at ho's...
See you in your public channel. |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 16:02:00 -
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Now for a testimonial from a real Hard Knocks corp member, me.
"I'd tried to get spacerich before, but it never worked out. Mining took too long. Nullsec offered good isk but I lost too much of it in mandatory ops (like POS bashing and blob warfare.) I just wanted a place where I could make redonkulus amounts of isk and enjoy some fun PvP. I've found my home in Hard Knocks! I can make more in a night of sleeper sites than I could in a couple nights in null with 99% less POS bashing! Stay for just one month and you'll wonder why you ever lived in Known Space."
EDIT: Note, this is not from a paid actor. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 23:49:00 -
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What the guys said and much more. Join us if you are not afraid to burrow yourself deep into the warm blood red environment of cosy c5 holes... |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.11 04:19:00 -
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You misspelled cozy.
But seriously, come nestle yourself deep inside the wormhole with us |
Zefirys Exile
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.11 16:04:00 -
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I won't bite, I promise! |
Oksana Wrinkle
Order of the Silver Dragons
Clone Vat
0
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Posted - 2011.10.11 20:22:00 -
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Im interested in being spacerich :D im amarr pilot as well! Will be sure to join your public channel :D |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.12 02:58:00 -
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Have you ever even considered doing PvP in a Tengu before? I hadn't before I joined this corp and started getting 23 flavors of space rich. You haven't kited until you've kited in a 100mn Tengu - Nanodrakes got nothing on that. Come join Hard Knocks, get space rich, and PvP like you just don't care! |
Rhai Bashere
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.12 15:38:00 -
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Tired of your fugly face and your out of date fashions? Come out to the land of milk and honey and sleepers where you'll never have to see the CQ again. We are 20% cooler than the leading competitor. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.13 16:45:00 -
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Wormholes are like your own private island...in space....where you print money...on paper made of baby seal fur |
ash veratis
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.13 23:12:00 -
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I've been a member of this corp for months, they're completely legit guys, and totally haven't made anyone cry. Well, except the people we've killed. And maybe Myllz.
Come join us, pull in 100m per hour for yourself and use 1b isk pvp tengus without a care, because you can afford 3 more just like it. |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.14 01:31:00 -
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Still have an Amarr BS from back in the day when that's what the cool kids flew all the time? (Or perhaps you've just always had a thing for lasers, not judging.) Join us and fry sleepers and make enough isk to upgrade that wimpy little laser to something Dread sized and then fry more sleepers! That's right, folks, ratting isn't just for Caldari any more (although, of course, Tengus are all around fun times, too!) |
Rhai Bashere
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.14 16:15:00 -
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Want to join? Well we just got war-decced. Unfortunately our foolish opponents don't understand that if we care in the slightest they will never find us, every fight is going to be on our terms and any time we decide to go hunting we can head out to high sec for free kills with the pimped out ships our exploits have earned us. My personal favorite is a massive ball of Morphite with ISK plating that fires Caldari Navy ISK missiles. Join now before they wise up and go into hiding. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.15 18:10:00 -
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Don't play coy with us, we've seen you staring. You're not very good at being sneaky are you? That's ok, its cute, but now is the time when you're supposed to man up and come sweep us off our feet...so how about it? You gonna seize the carp? |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.16 16:12:00 -
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Come and fiddle with our holes! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.16 19:56:00 -
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Whats not to like...Slightly insane corpmates, bagpipes and ISK...perfect combo |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
33
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Posted - 2011.10.17 06:57:00 -
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Rhai Bashere wrote:Well we just got war-decced.
MAN TEH HARPOONSSS |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.17 17:07:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Rhai Bashere wrote:Well we just got war-decced. MAN TEH HARPOONSSS
Hey, you...yeah..you...I like your name...it reminds me of booze.
Also something about recruiting and oodles of cash |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.17 20:53:00 -
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Stations are over-rated, you can always make an alt on that account that sits in Jita for PLEX buying. I think ship spinning is coming back sometime soon, but I don't care, I can ship spin all the time - and have a ~30k radius shield bubble to spin in! Ditch the graphics-card-straining TV set in your captain's quarters and come on out to Wormhole living! |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 01:54:00 -
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Got some new guys in and looking for more. EU, AU and US TZs are starting to fill out nicely. Need more in all of them! |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
35
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Posted - 2011.10.18 08:52:00 -
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Ayeson wrote:Hey, you...yeah..you...I like your name...it reminds me of booze.
Also something about recruiting and oodles of cash
lol, it takes all types |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:06:00 -
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Myllz wrote:Got some new guys in and looking for more. EU, AU and US TZs are starting to fill out nicely. Need more in all of them!
Yeah, it seems we are expanding into new lands. Aussies in the corp! Never expected that would happen! :) And im delighted! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.18 23:45:00 -
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Seriously people, I'm probably the best thing that will ever happen to you. Ever. |
dream3874
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.10.19 17:51:00 -
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I talked to a recruter yesterday in the recruitment channel and im interested in joining you all. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.19 21:50:00 -
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We are currently in good moods just chilling in our public chat.
Come, join the chatroom and let us have you processed from every imaginable side!  |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.20 01:00:00 -
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Seriously, how is this even a decision at this point...its always a party over here |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
4
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Posted - 2011.10.20 14:45:00 -
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Join now and get voucher to pod a corpmate! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
14
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Posted - 2011.10.21 22:50:00 -
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Myllz wrote:Join now and get voucher to pod a corpmate!
Note: Not all corpmates...its kind of like a "flavor of the week" approach |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
8
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Posted - 2011.10.22 03:05:00 -
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Have you ever looked at gas harvesting? That's right, a skill that you can train to level V in under a week can make you some pretty nice isk when things are slower in the wormhole. Grab a scanning ship and a gas harvesting cruiser when you move in with your shiny triage carrier, rev, moros, abaddon, or tengu! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
14
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Posted - 2011.10.22 16:41:00 -
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Join up today!
Get rid of your space fear!! |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
9
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Posted - 2011.10.23 11:04:00 -
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Alternatively, you can join today. :) drop any of the recruiters a line and we can have a chat :) |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
14
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Posted - 2011.10.23 16:06:00 -
[42] - Quote
Or alternatively, you can join today, and take part in the party |
Heift
Hard Knocks Inc.
5
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Posted - 2011.10.23 19:43:00 -
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Party like it's 19...69? |
Soran Arkah
Burning Sky Labs
KRYSIS.
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Posted - 2011.10.23 21:33:00 -
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Heift wrote:Party like it's 19...69?
I see what you did there.  |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.24 01:24:00 -
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Spacerichness is in your grasp. All you have to do is join our pub channel and talk to a recruiter today! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
14
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Posted - 2011.10.24 18:58:00 -
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When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.25 12:53:00 -
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See what you did? You waited too long and now the US TZ is full of subcap pilots. If you are EU or AU, let this be a warning to you! Sign up soon or someone else will take your spot! If you are US, time to apply with your Moros or Rev pilot! |
Volstruis
Mise en Abyme
0
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Posted - 2011.10.25 13:04:00 -
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pity bout the requirements.
i never once thought that with 22mil sp and over 200 kills i would'nt even make the starting blocks. any room for a pilgrim pilot?
here's a free bump nonetheless!
|
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
14
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Posted - 2011.10.26 19:05:00 -
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Stilll recruiting EU/AU Subcaps and ALL TZ Capital Pilots, Join "Hard Knocks" for more info |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.27 20:46:00 -
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Keepin it real...fresh |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.28 13:44:00 -
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Still looking for more EU/AU pilots and US Cap pilots. Join the public chan and inquire now! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
14
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Posted - 2011.10.28 23:27:00 -
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We're having so much fun, all that's missing is you!
If you're a Cap Pilot...or an EU/AU Subacp
|
Claymore ReIIiK
Hard Knocks Inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.29 09:46:00 -
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Wallaby's and Reef's and Stingrays and Kangaroos...That's right aussies, we want you!!
(i made a rhyme!) |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.29 09:47:00 -
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Claymore ReIIiK wrote:Wallaby's and Reef's and Stingrays and Kangaroos...That's right aussies, we want you!!
(i made a rhyme!)
That doesn't rhyme...idiot
|
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.30 06:09:00 -
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We may or may not have split personalities! Join us today! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.30 21:50:00 -
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To all people who haven't applied...you're missing out on some epic wormhole PVP |
J3rz11
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.31 03:50:00 -
[57] - Quote
Ayeson wrote:To all people who haven't applied...you're missing out on some epic wormhole PVP
ayeson touched me in my no no area.......
...i liked it =) |
Carla Messer
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.31 20:45:00 -
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Claymore ReIIiK wrote:Wallaby's and Reef's and Stingrays and Kangaroos...That's right aussies, we want you!!
(i made a rhyme!)
You forgot box jellyfish |
ash veratis
Hard Knocks Inc.
2
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Posted - 2011.10.31 20:49:00 -
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Carla Messer wrote:Claymore ReIIiK wrote:Wallaby's and Reef's and Stingrays and Kangaroos...That's right aussies, we want you!!
(i made a rhyme!) You forgot box jellyfish
And Dropbears. Worst of the bunch. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.01 00:14:00 -
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Ash Veratis wrote:Carla Messer wrote:Claymore ReIIiK wrote:Wallaby's and Reef's and Stingrays and Kangaroos...That's right aussies, we want you!!
(i made a rhyme!) You forgot box jellyfish And Dropbears. Worst of the bunch.
Even our glorious leader wants new recruits...everyone who was on the fence must join NOW! |
Myllz
Hard Knocks Inc.
7
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Posted - 2011.11.01 03:16:00 -
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90% of our recruitment panel is drunk right now. Join now to get in without any questions! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
22
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Posted - 2011.11.01 03:28:00 -
[62] - Quote
Way too drunk for recruiting |
Hidden Fremen
Offworld Miners and Fabricators Guild
3
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Posted - 2011.11.01 03:41:00 -
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Haha. Bump for funny title :D |
Amara Ath'loren
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.11.01 12:54:00 -
[64] - Quote
I believe it does:
Blue-ringed Octopus and Red-bellied Black Snakes and Redback Spiders and Great White Sharks....
Sure, it doesn't rhyme but at least we die in a colourful way. |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
22
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Posted - 2011.11.01 21:33:00 -
[65] - Quote
STEVE IRWIN RIP
also if you didnt app up last night you missed out on the drunkest recruitment panel evar |
Qaldramas
Hard Knocks Inc.
9
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Posted - 2011.11.02 14:49:00 -
[66] - Quote
I log in to update my skill queue and there are a bunch of people online! We're going international (and I don't just mean Canada!) If you are the type to say 'hey, we should go make isk, who is with me?' and you mainly play during non-US times, we are looking for you! Tengus and Abaddons are good, triage carriers and Revs/Moros are better, come chat in channel Hard Knocks! |
Gemmell
SlothCORE
0
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Posted - 2011.11.02 15:22:00 -
[67] - Quote
You guys sound like an interesting bunch. So Amarr BS is a must? |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
22
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Posted - 2011.11.02 15:26:00 -
[68] - Quote
Amarr BS or a tengu and willing to train amarr bs..basically
pop into the channel to talk about it |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:53:00 -
[69] - Quote
Were still accepting members from ALL TZ's thats right US Subcaps...we're taking you again |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
22
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Posted - 2011.11.06 16:41:00 -
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Are all of you trying to tell me you don't wanna be wormhole heroes? Join Now! |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
22
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Posted - 2011.11.10 18:06:00 -
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Seriously though...EU TZ Peeps, you know you want to come have fun in our holes |
Amara Ath'loren
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.11.14 10:07:00 -
[72] - Quote
It is not every day a girl gets a chance to play in Wormholes with Abaddons. So when I found Hard Knocks Inc. was recruiting, I was very... very.... happy.
If you like the idea of playing with big lasers, deep in unknown space. If you have read this thread and giggled like a school girl (like I did). If you want to challenge yourself and get in as much pew pew as you can, then this Corp is for you! The wormhole is real, the people are real and the lasers are absolutely real.
Talk to a handsome recruiter today, and trust me, they are very sexy. There are a surprising number of people around before and after downtime and the laughs never stop. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
10
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Posted - 2011.11.16 12:29:00 -
[73] - Quote
Seems we are still recruiting! :) Drop me or any other recruiter a line and we can have a chat sometime later during the day. |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
10
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Posted - 2011.11.18 22:31:00 -
[74] - Quote
Komrads, join our chat and get recruited. We are here, red hot, just waiting for a sign from you!  |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
23
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Posted - 2011.11.19 06:16:00 -
[75] - Quote
Yeah, were still recruiting you know you want to join up and get spacerich n stuff |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
23
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Posted - 2011.11.20 17:03:00 -
[76] - Quote
Still recruiting....Also never take anything Dolla says seriously |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
23
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Posted - 2011.11.22 05:46:00 -
[77] - Quote
Still actively recruiting...I think |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
23
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Posted - 2011.11.23 02:04:00 -
[78] - Quote
Still actively recruiting pilots, PVP and Delicious ISK Await you |
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
23
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Posted - 2011.11.29 00:20:00 -
[79] - Quote
Still recruiting EU and US Pilots, Abbadons and Tengus always welcome!! |
Archangels Lucifer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.11.29 01:41:00 -
[80] - Quote
I'm a Tengus Pilot, but u guys still require Amarr BS Pilot?
I'm not a big fan of laser >.>.
I can fly a carrier, just without the triage mod lol.
Let me know if I qualify or not. ( I think I have a legion account somewhere thats Amarr >.< ) |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
12
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Posted - 2011.11.29 23:08:00 -
[81] - Quote
We are spread open to welcome new recruits. Our holes await you. |
Odarin
Volatile Nature
White Noise.
0
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Posted - 2011.11.30 01:25:00 -
[82] - Quote
Waldemar Pawlak wrote:We are spread open to welcome new recruits. Our holes await you.
I wish to enquire about filling holes!
AU TZ, evening player -3hrs DT to +3hrs |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
12
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Posted - 2011.12.01 23:39:00 -
[83] - Quote
bump |
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
12
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Posted - 2011.12.02 09:52:00 -
[84] - Quote
I apologise for that "bump" last night... i just didn't feel creative and not in mood for any sexual references. Anyway, we are still in need of new pilots. Drop me or any other recruiter a line if you are interested.
Have a nice day, Komrads! |
Number IX
Hard Knocks Inc.
4
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Posted - 2012.02.26 03:51:00 -
[85] - Quote
Look at your toon, now back to me. Now back at your toon, now back to me.
Sadly, your toon isn't me...
But if it stopped running around in a scrub corp and joined Hard Knocks, it could be rich like me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're in a C5, surrounded by bling, ho's and pimp ships,
You're in Hard Knocks Inc.
Did you know that statistics prove that over 1015% of pilots want to be spacerich?
And did you also know that out of that 1015%, over 2000% want to be more than 10 flavours of spacerich?
Well if you're one of the elite 2000% then you've come to the right place, we can help with that. How? Because we're all 23 flavours of spacerich!
Why run around grinding level 4 missions or ratting in null for chicken feed when you could be out here with us, blasting sleepers, sucking gas (and beers!), taking other people's toys off them and chillin in the club throwing money at ho's (say hi to your mum for me!)
It's your lucky day, because I'm here to confirm that we're still looking for AUTZ pilots in our hole! Vaseline not mandatory..
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "but Mr Strikingly Handsome & Heavily Pierced Recruiter, it's Sunday, no one's at work!"
WRONG!
Our team of devilishly handsome recruiters are online RIGHT NOW and waiting for your application! They're also very drunk, because they're yanks and it's Saturday night for them, so take advantage of this rare opportunity (actually, it happens all the time) and get your app in while they're all sloshed.
Come join me and the new Aussie recruits and let's get this isk machine rolling 23.5/7!!
If you're an AUTZ cap or subcap pilot, get online now and join our public channel for an interview.
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MadbaM
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.03.10 11:46:00 -
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Ok so I cant hope to match the last bump in quality or content, so what ill do is just quote the words from our last 3 recrutes.
"Have you paid me twice or is that really how much we make?"
"I'm going to logg of my cheeks hurt to much"
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Abis Cann
Hard Knocks Inc.
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Posted - 2012.03.25 16:01:00 -
[87] - Quote
http://kb.hard-knocks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=75
Just think - if you had applied a few days ago you may have gotten in on this. |
Efraya
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD
Exhale.
90
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Posted - 2012.04.10 22:13:00 -
[88] - Quote
Padding my kills with one hard knock at a time.
WSpace; Best space. |
inza onoa
Cruentus Invicta
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Posted - 2012.05.19 10:09:00 -
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I'm Euro tz... does that count as Aus tz? :P
Serious. 85mil sp wh exp combat/pve pilot looking for well lubricated hole to get deep inside.. you know what i'm saying. Accept me already.. oh wait, I didn't turn in an application yet. Who cares. Just accept me already! K thx.
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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
39
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Posted - 2012.06.11 05:10:00 -
[90] - Quote
Bump?
Ask me about Rengas-dar, HRDKX's Most recent, groundbreaking, game-changing, wormhole-collapsing research endeavour. |
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