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HydroSan
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 20:57:00 -
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Epsilon, as some of the alliances with spies in GoonSwarm in EVE may know, houses the ESI, or Epsilon ****posting Illuminati. The ESI is a socially-based organization which moves between MMO groups both goon-based and pubbie-based and systematically destroys morale by cheapening or denigrating the very things that make up that particular guilds morale. It is run by Tetsujin who, despite popular knowledge, actually works above Darius JOHNSON.
To start off, a case example of the ESI in action: the most relevant case of this would be Yaay from BoB, who was actually an ESI Spy - BlackOps was fun in the deployment, and goons having fun is the the very target of the ESI. By assassinating RISE internally they managed to destroy the alliance and any reason BlackOps had to be there, therefore ruining their fun.
It would be a stretch to say Epsilon controls the flow of wars. There is little they could have done to prevent GoonSwarm's success during July-January last year. After all, they don't control how much of a dumbass SirMolle and his chronies are. That isn't their expertise. What the did do, however, is convince Sesfan to keep positive standings towards everyone, even our enemies, and to allow the various pubbie organizations who do next to nothing for us to stay on board. Since everyone was having a good time, nobody was the wiser, and Epsilon moved their "PubbieSwarm Plan" forward by a full year.
By continuing to push forward their anti-pubbie doctrine, they alienated Mostly Harmless, Mercenary Coalition, Tau Ceti Federation and Red Alliance: you can see how clearly Schlieren, Tetsujin's second in command, insulted RA and TCF in the thread I made. That was actually a honeypot set up by me, and it proved my hypothesis. Despite how much RA and TCF had done for us, Schlieren continued to ignore the truth. Who would ignore blatant truth if it weren't for a doctrine they were following? Again, the PubbieSwarm Plan can be seen quite clearly, with the isolation of GoonSwarm being the first step.
The second step, which we can see quite clearly coming to fruition, would be the destruction of GoonSwarm morale. Capitalizing on the inevitability of Band of Brothers spamming thirty Titans and the collapse of morale that would follow, they knew their time had come. Immediately, half of the ESI were ordered to insult any of the older jokes and gimmicks goons have created, while the other half were ordered to continue their assault on the "pubbie" population of GoonSwarm, even the "useful" ones such as MerchI. Their plant in the BlackOps, Alctel, nuked the entire forum, destroying information which could have lead to the acquisition of billions, if not trillions of ISK.
As I have said, all of this was masterminded and orchestrated by Tetsujin. Who is Tetsujin? He isn't anyone in particular. Simply a genius at social manipulation and thought control, recruited by The Mittani from MIT. Tetsujin has, unfortunately, surpassed his master, which is why Mittani is never seen anymore.
The damage is done, and nothing can be done to reverse it. GoonSwarm has been destroyed, and it shouldn't be long before our towers go offline. I just hope that when another alliance in EVE, or a guild in any other MMO or video game sees a bunch of ****posters who do nothing to contribute, that they purge every single one of them, and never allow their claws to get into the social structure that makes up the group.
This is an obituary. And a warning.
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Equin
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 20:58:00 -
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I dunno man epsilon members don't login. |

HydroSan
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Equin I dunno man epsilon members don't login.
They don't have to.
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Shinori
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:07:00 -
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Hydrosn, we need to deal with this problem internally, why would you post this for everyone to see? Say goodbye to your SA account. |

Schlieren Altiprlayle
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:07:00 -
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Originally by: HydroSan destroying information which could have lead
led |

Sally Bestonge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:07:00 -
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There is a reason your name is currenly WeGonnaDiedroSan
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:10:00 -
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How DARE you break our posting protocols and leak this information to CAOD without prior approval. Once I have convened the leadership council expect to find yourself going the way of cobrabytez. |

Moran Trayga
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:15:00 -
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This is worse than any effort by CobraBytz... And you know that is saying alot. |

Siddy
Minmatar Art of War Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:17:00 -
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my furry art fully contributed to this downfall!
ps: first page |

ishkabibble
Black Avatar Lost Sheep Domain
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:19:00 -
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I dont know man, this looks like a horrible attempt to do "something" but i just cant figure it out
BTW: 1st page |

Hrin
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:21:00 -
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MerchI is "usefully" homosexual. |

Dianeces
Minmatar The Illuminati.
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:23:00 -
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:zen: |

Speedie Tappaja
Minmatar Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:24:00 -
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First page! pls moar! |

Doctor Green
Boris Technica
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:25:00 -
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ok

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Ghaelsto Kakram
Mindgamers
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:26:00 -
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Poasting in a goons are stupid thread. |

Tenebrys
Havoc Violence and Chaos R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:26:00 -
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is this like one of those posts where you act like ur dead and blame someone else but u arent really dead and blame someone else anyway
looks like it
also why doesnt mittens post anymore
did he fall and hit his head on the delvejournal |

Gloomy Gus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:27:00 -
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tl;dr
fight fire with fire |

Doctor Green
Boris Technica
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tenebrys
did he fall and hit his head on the delvejournal
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Tenebrys is this like one of those posts where you act like ur dead and blame someone else but u arent really dead and blame someone else anyway
We leave those to smash. |

Equin
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:37:00 -
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RIP goonfleet. Long live goonwaffe. |

Ask Unbeatable
Tenacious Danes
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:40:00 -
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It's me, I am the genius in the OP |

NibiruX
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.05.02 21:51:00 -
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I stopped reading after you called molle a dumbass. hydrosan, **** you, go find another game you ******** noob blobbing goon! |

thoth foc
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:13:00 -
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1st page of a goons moral blog!
which wing is Epsilon again? |

Julian Shran
Amarr Vengeance of the Fallen CORPVS DELICTI
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:13:00 -
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Awww 
I hoped the Goonies would fall like BoB, with all of eve killin them...
Sorry to hear it was just a rto from within, but alas your greed is what sent the Goons down this road.
Just had to have ALL the moons didn't ya?
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Mr Poaster
BBQ 06 Planning Committee
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:14:00 -
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Hydrosan aka "Eve IS serious business" can't do a funny troll, C/D ? |

warlord2008
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:19:00 -
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goons fail part 2 |

ZARDRIX
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:24:00 -
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I hope everyone takes these information's with care. This is one of the games they use in EVE. Don't believe a word coming from Goons. Only time will tell, I sure hope none of the alliances are going for Goons space when they are playing games like these.
My 5 cents |

Kaaii
Caldari PixelJuice Design Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:26:00 -
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calm down..
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Slayton Ford
STK Scientific Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:47:00 -
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Edited by: Slayton Ford on 02/05/2008 22:47:02 1st page in a soon to be epic thread.
edit - crap....2nd page. |

Cam Embert
Clown Punchers. Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.02 22:48:00 -
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Edited by: Cam Embert on 02/05/2008 22:48:17
lol goons
e; i mean lol hydrosan* |
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