Originally by: HydroSan

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Epsilon, as some of the alliances with spies in GoonSwarm in EVE may know, houses the ESI, or Epsilon ****posting Illuminati. The ESI is a socially-based organization which moves between MMO groups both goon-based and pubbie-based and systematically destroys morale by cheapening or denigrating the very things that make up that particular guilds morale. It is run by Tetsujin who, despite popular knowledge, actually works above Darius JOHNSON.

To start off, a case example of the ESI in action: the most relevant case of this would be Yaay from BoB, who was actually an ESI Spy - BlackOps was fun in the deployment, and goons having fun is the the very target of the ESI. By assassinating RISE internally they managed to destroy the alliance and any reason BlackOps had to be there, therefore ruining their fun.

It would be a stretch to say Epsilon controls the flow of wars. There is little they could have done to prevent GoonSwarm's success during July-January last year. After all, they don't control how much of a dumbass SirMolle and his chronies are. That isn't their expertise. What the did do, however, is convince Sesfan to keep positive standings towards everyone, even our enemies, and to allow the various pubbie organizations who do next to nothing for us to stay on board. Since everyone was having a good time, nobody was the wiser, and Epsilon moved their "PubbieSwarm Plan" forward by a full year.

By continuing to push forward their anti-pubbie doctrine, they alienated Mostly Harmless, Mercenary Coalition, Tau Ceti Federation and Red Alliance: you can see how clearly Schlieren, Tetsujin's second in command, insulted RA and TCF in the thread I made. That was actually a honeypot set up by me, and it proved my hypothesis. Despite how much RA and TCF had done for us, Schlieren continued to ignore the truth. Who would ignore blatant truth if it weren't for a doctrine they were following? Again, the PubbieSwarm Plan can be seen quite clearly, with the isolation of GoonSwarm being the first step.

The second step, which we can see quite clearly coming to fruition, would be the destruction of GoonSwarm morale. Capitalizing on the inevitability of Band of Brothers spamming thirty Titans and the collapse of morale that would follow, they knew their time had come. Immediately, half of the ESI were ordered to insult any of the older jokes and gimmicks goons have created, while the other half were ordered to continue their assault on the "pubbie" population of GoonSwarm, even the "useful" ones such as MerchI. Their plant in the BlackOps, Alctel, nuked the entire forum, destroying information which could have lead to the acquisition of billions, if not trillions of ISK.

As I have said, all of this was masterminded and orchestrated by Tetsujin. Who is Tetsujin? He isn't anyone in particular. Simply a genius at social manipulation and thought control, recruited by The Mittani from MIT. Tetsujin has, unfortunately, surpassed his master, which is why Mittani is never seen anymore.

The damage is done, and nothing can be done to reverse it. GoonSwarm has been destroyed, and it shouldn't be long before our towers go offline. I just hope that when another alliance in EVE, or a guild in any other MMO or video game sees a bunch of ****posters who do nothing to contribute, that they purge every single one of them, and never allow their claws to get into the social structure that makes up the group.

This is an obituary. And a warning.

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Originally by: Setana Manoro

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Your going EMO on us. :(

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Originally by: TeddyBr FTW

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The gasbags are going down!!

Yes!

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Originally by: Akelorian

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Guess goons need some attention with no one really caring about them. They failed on taking out BoB, RA abandoned the fight, whats goons have left to live for? Oh yea trying to get some giggles on the forums by posting crap like this, like previously said less talk more drama, will believe it when I see all goon space gone :)

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Originally by: Schlieren Altiprlayle

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Originally by: HydroSan

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destroying information which could have lead

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led

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Originally by: HydroSan

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By assassinating RISE internally they managed to destroy the alliance and any reason BlackOps had to be there, therefore ruining their fun.

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Originally by: Siddy

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my furry art fully contributed to this downfall!

ps: first page

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Originally by: HydroSan

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By continuing to push forward their anti-pubbie doctrine, they alienated Mostly Harmless, Mercenary Coalition, Tau Ceti Federation and Red Alliance: you can see how clearly Schlieren, Tetsujin's second in command, insulted RA and TCF in the thread I made.

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Originally by: HydroSan

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Immediately, half of the ESI were ordered to insult any of the older jokes and gimmicks goons have created, while the other half were ordered to continue their assault on the "pubbie" population of GoonSwarm, even the "useful" ones such as MerchI.

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Originally by: HydroSan

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The damage is done, and nothing can be done to reverse it. GoonSwarm has been destroyed, and it shouldn't be long before our towers go offline.

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Originally by: Megan Maynard

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WTF?

Seriously, why do I read this crap? You lie and lie and lie and lie.

Another lie.

All I know is internally your home systems are no where near as secure as RAZOR/MM or BOB, the only thing holding everything up is RA protecting you at night.

I mean really, it's pathetic, if RA and BOB ganged up on you GOONSWARM would be out of 0.0. EASILY.

Acting "awesome" by posting fake threads trying to convince some that you are smarter then everyone else is getting boring. I liked the shoot everything in the face, ask questions later goonswarm. Lately it's kinda lame.

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Originally by: Svett

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Puss filled furry scumbag, you should be ashamed!

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