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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.05.16 05:29:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Kahrek Laume on 16/05/2008 05:30:57
* Edit: Piracy related smacktalk, sorry needed to specify that *
100 million ISK to the best one line smack in the next 24 hours from now, solely judged by me, fire away folks, make it good.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Princess Kyky
Caldari
THIS IS SPARTAAAA
Coalition of the ExtraOrdinary
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:19:00 -
[2]
Angry bear > yo mama so fat she warped to a pos at 100 and people acused her of pos bowling,
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GhostXile
Black Screen of Death
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:20:00 -
[3]
Edited by: GhostXile on 16/05/2008 06:21:12
 Originally by: Kahrek Laume
Edited by: Kahrek Laume on 16/05/2008 05:30:57
* Edit: Piracy related smacktalk, sorry needed to specify that *
100 million ISK to the best one line smack in the next 24 hours from now, solely judged by me, fire away folks, make it good.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
no
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GhostXile
Black Screen of Death
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:21:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Princess Kyky
Angry bear > yo mama so fat she warped to a pos at 100 and people acused her of pos bowling,
and no.
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Vaelor Sebiestor
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:42:00 -
[5]
Originally by: GhostXile
and no.
stfu ****** |
Raelina Peacecraft
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:46:00 -
[6]
"**** you"
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Too Bright
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:02:00 -
[7]
I WAS NEXT TO THE ******* SENTRY GUN, W T F U ****** HACKER LOSER!$%@#!@
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:05:00 -
[8]
"NO MORE FRIENDS! YOU ARE FOOD IN A CAN!!!!!" 
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THEHUNTER123
Minmatar
Dawn of Fire
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:29:00 -
[9]
Edited by: THEHUNTER123 on 16/05/2008 07:30:28
THEHUNTER123 > can i has a hug?
Angry person > **** YOU HUNTER YOU PILE OF **** I ******* H8 YOU ILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND *****YOUR WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
i win?
i also have this
THEHUNTER123 > 10mill to save your pod
THEHUNTER123 > 10secs..
Spider Jones > Nah i got a clone f u c k you!
I suck at sigs sum1 make me 1 =( |
Johnny Rook
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:44:00 -
[10]
I forget who posted it originally but someone received an eve-mail from a victim saying:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'
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xenoin
The Mutineers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:59:00 -
[11]
BRAD HINES!
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Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.16 09:10:00 -
[12]
Pay up.
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Violence isn't the answer, it is the question.
The answer is yes. |
Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.05.16 09:25:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Kehmor
Pay up.
Yup, I fell for it 
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Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers
Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 09:30:00 -
[14]
"Yeah yo ho I hope you choke on that loot and your parrot."
Black Hand.
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omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:37:00 -
[15]
Edited by: omglollolol on 16/05/2008 10:39:31
Ransom, kill, pod, loot 'em and say
'so long and thanks for all the fish' ,mkay? 
____________________________
You may not share my intellect,
which might explain your disrespect,
for all I say ;p
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Presidente Gallente
Order of the Griffin
Capital Storm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:43:00 -
[16]
I don't need your bribe ISK +++ DISMISSED +++
+++ JOIN PAP +++ |
Lavraen
Minmatar
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:49:00 -
[17]
10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Lavraen |
Atreides Horza
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:07:00 -
[18]
Edited by: Atreides Horza on 16/05/2008 11:06:52
Originally by: Princess Kyky
Angry bear > yo mama so fat she warped to a pos at 100 and people acused her of pos bowling,
NO U!
Yo momma's so fat, yo daddeh drops a cyno to send her shopping!!! 
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace.
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Lavraen
Minmatar
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:22:00 -
[19]
Sorry for blowing up your ship, I would give you some painkillers but my parrots ate them all... (Paracetamol)
Lavraen |
Hooride707
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:25:00 -
[20]
Do you feel lucky PUNK!
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Mel Gibbson
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:41:00 -
[21]
100m ... i hate to do this but i need the money.
"Cap boosters?? Lol noob, you'll be better off clearing out those and filling your cargo hold full of small praying children."
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Riesia
Altruism.
Malice.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:50:00 -
[22]
"Stop crying about your ship, I just got that ammo too and I am not complaining."
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Zantei
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:06:00 -
[23]
"You are a liar, I never blew up your ship"
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Wolf Fang
Samael's Legion
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:14:00 -
[24]
You fight like a cow!
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IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU DYING FOR YOUR CORP.....
IT'S ABOUT MAKING YOUR ENEMIES DIE FOR THEIRS. |
Lavraen
Minmatar
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:17:00 -
[25]
"Why did you blow up my ship?"
"Sorry, weapons malfunction"
Lavraen |
LadyGenocide
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:24:00 -
[26]
1) I bought Pie.
2) I sold pie.
3) I bought a megathron.
4) I kkwtfbbqed you.
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Kasken
Amarr
X Bane X
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:43:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Lavraen
10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
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AltBier
Minmatar
Blue.
Blue Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:51:00 -
[28]
"YOU'LL NEEEVER REACH THE STATION!"
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Bignfurrie
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:14:00 -
[29]
"So why are we at war again?"
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:22:00 -
[30]
I was going to let you leave, but I couldn't stop laughing. |
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Hanso Sparxx
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:44:00 -
[31]
Yo momma's so fat, it takes two Warlocks to summon her.
woops, thought I was on the WoW forums...
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Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Fate Weavers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:49:00 -
[32]
"Me kill you long time"
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Joachim Kato
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:55:00 -
[33]
Not quite a threat mail, but certainly a bit disturbing (got it on my other toon which happened to be female). 
2007.04.12 19:06
Your photo rules, u r sexy, with a nice silky skin
i am so horny about you baby, can we get together in the pleasure hub, i am a rich man for you, come, cannot wait to hold you in my arms, can wait to join your liquids with mine, can wait for the station walkabout patch to be deployed so i can have a wild night with you.
hurry up i need your hot love pured all over me
:)===0
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Skarned
Diplomatic Disruption
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:56:00 -
[34]
After telling him that he was blown up for entering MY system..
[ 2008.04.27 02:39:33 ] Super Noober > Space existed before your molecules randomly collided and formed the heathen spawn you are
Had lots of fun with this one, oh yeah. This convo eventually degraded into the typical "I'll get a fleet, watch your back" and then on to threats of irl eye gouging and ball sack ripping and what have you.
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vasco di
Gallente
Aurora Security
Shadows Incursion
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:57:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Kasken
Originally by: Lavraen
10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
So the hedgehog is number 2? Is it just me that thinks that's funny?
Vasco
Cortes nerfed my sig
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
ISKandia
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:05:00 -
[36]
Dude, you rock.... like an autistic kid. |
MEBHansen
Darwin With Attitude
oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:08:00 -
[37]
Originally by: vasco di
Originally by: Kasken
Originally by: Lavraen
10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
So the hedgehog is number 2? Is it just me that thinks that's funny?
haha, nice spotted
And btw, a lot of them made me smile, but the hedgehog poo made me laugh 
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Kasken
Amarr
X Bane X
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:17:00 -
[38]
Originally by: MEBHansen
Originally by: vasco di
Originally by: Kasken
Originally by: Lavraen
10,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
I feel this is personally win atm:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog' that being a close second
So the hedgehog is number 2? Is it just me that thinks that's funny?
haha, nice spotted
And btw, a lot of them made me smile, but the hedgehog poo made me laugh
LoL, well stated I didn't even notice that pun :)
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Sister Libertina
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:19:00 -
[39]
1... Hedgehog
2... Autistic Kid 
3... Dumb sperm
And number 1 in the 'yo mommas so fat' catagory ... cyno to go shopping lol
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Blood Daemon
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:16:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Johnny Rook
I forget who posted it originally but someone received an eve-mail from a victim saying:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'
I think we could have a winner! :P... that made me laugh.. somehow all the rest seems like i've hear them all before..
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Originally by: Treelox
CCP, keep your pimp hand strong!!!!
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Solomunio Kzenig
Amarr
SPORADIC MOVEMENT
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:58:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Solomunio Kzenig on 16/05/2008 16:00:52
This was posted in local by a guy i used to fly with after he lost his faction fitted Abaddon to two War Targets (corp that war dec'ed us was Free Luna State) 1 hour into a war (had set out to mission and 'forgot' that the war dec was live):
**** you you looney ****s!
Where the 1st expletive refers to procreation and the 2nd to a part of the female anatomy.
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Nykole
Caldari
Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:59:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Johnny Rook
I forget who posted it originally but someone received an eve-mail from a victim saying:
'I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'
i do agree this one made me laugh, while the rest are typical your momma and/or lame remixed jokes from eleswhere that general get no reaction in the end.
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AizenSousuke
Gallente
Gear Ratio
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:10:00 -
[43]
<me> I'm fuc*ing robin hood I liberate faction items from you noobs and give them to the poor... for a price
<noobish target> how about you liberate my **ck from your ass
<me> How about I liberate your clone from your ship?
At this point i find the guy, lock on, F1-F5
<noobish target> ***k you assh*le
2 minutes later
<noobish target> okokok i give up please don't blow me up
-pop-
And I remember this funny one involving an r-tard freighter i kept bumping out of align a few months ago with my domi-
"I'm rubbin my left nut on your face, oh yeah"
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"With hard work and focus ye shall achieve."
Unless stated otherwise, the opinions above do not reflect those of my corp or my alliance. Thx. >.> |
SwindonBadger
0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:10:00 -
[44]
" who throws a corpse " " that really hurt "
Eat Them all, let the digestion sort em out |
Los Muertos
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:27:00 -
[45]
'You must have got in the genepool when the li***uard wasn't looking...'
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Frix Gogo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:54:00 -
[46]
---->Somebody said it's impossible to open an umbrella in a butt
---->U'll regret it when I'll prove U he was wrong
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Ferocious FeAr
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:55:00 -
[47]
"Smack talk"
I don't need the ISK but you can send it anyway.
Don't hate me, learn to love me |
Planks
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:57:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Solomunio Kzenig
the 2nd to a part of the female anatomy.[/quote
Boobs?
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TimMc
Gallente
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:13:00 -
[49]
You forgot to press Ctrl-Q.
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Princess Kyky
Caldari
THIS IS SPARTAAAA
Coalition of the ExtraOrdinary
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:15:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Atreides Horza
Edited by: Atreides Horza on 16/05/2008 11:06:52
Originally by: Princess Kyky
Angry bear > yo mama so fat she warped to a pos at 100 and people acused her of pos bowling,
Yo momma's so fat, yo daddeh drops a cyno to send her shopping!!!
haha
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Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:24:00 -
[51]
My actual submission, more than one line just to put it in context. The actual line I'm submitting is marked with a *:
Haitchi Allamut > Kehmor, Handle the smack please, im going to get a drink.
Kehmor > yessir
*Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
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Violence isn't the answer, it is the question.
The answer is yes. |
Major Try
Amarr
AJAX Puppy Grinding Company
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:49:00 -
[52]
may the fleas of a 1000 camals infest your armpits
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:01:00 -
[53]
who uses yo momma jokes as smack? and wasn't that girlfriends unfulfilled and alienated line from portal?
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Zirconium Blade
Ass Pounding Space Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:04:00 -
[54]
"Why blow my ship? I will dead your body!"
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:06:00 -
[55]
Quote:
2008.04.04 23:55
Well seeing as I am 36 years old and i've always been a big tough but nice guy, defend people being bullied, maybe u can understand just what i think of you. This corp will be breaking up, i hope u are proud of yourself. I feel sorry for u as u must have been abused/ and or bullied in your life, and need to find others to take it out on. I recommend therapy. Of course, on the other hand, maybe your just a sociopath with no empathy and have no understanding of what I am saying... Do you like to torture small animals? Please find your self a therapist.
If you ever need to talk like a man, feel free to chat me up.
Also, as i mentioned previously, our ceo is out of the picture for a few days, so there is no way the rest of us could have known about your childish bully offer.
Best wishes,
Durz
i loled
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Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:28:00 -
[56]
"I am going to gank you so hard your grandkids will be on the killmail!"
we are recruiting!
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:13:00 -
[57]
Personaly i like the sperm one a tiny tad more than the hedgehog one but it's so darn close i may just go 50 / 50 on the prize unless something else amazing comes along.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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weedmasta
Minmatar
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:16:00 -
[58]
Edited by: weedmasta on 16/05/2008 19:18:14
Edited by: weedmasta on 16/05/2008 19:16:17
Do you like cream of Sumyungboi? (smacking macroers)
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[23:36:29] Capitaine Caverne > pff pusi noob go in your mother home
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Shuuuun, shuuuun the smacktalkers.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:32:00 -
[59]
"You just got owned by a three month old character. Congratulations!"
We're Recruiting! |
Dosgar
Caldari
Panic DHH
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Posted - 2008.05.16 20:29:00 -
[60]
Hedgehog's my fave.
I've heard the sperm one countless times from my dad... 
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Sinbad56
Caldari
Pro-Trade Industries Inc
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Posted - 2008.05.16 20:53:00 -
[61]
why are you being so mean to me? I was only commenting on how good your mum was for such a cheap price! |
Mercivori
Minmatar
Dark Leagacy Warriors.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 21:11:00 -
[62]
ENTRY 1
My dear guests! I am Ms. Mercivori, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Space! Tattoo, show our guests to their pod!
ENTRY 2
Who am I? Im Mercivori, I'm the right hand of vengence and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass back to your academy, I'm death incarnate and the last living thing you are ever going to see, god sent me.
ENTRY 3
Only one Minmatar pilot has ever survived battle against me and he is behind me, you are in front of me, if you value your life, be somewhere else.
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phishstik
Gallente
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.05.16 21:14:00 -
[63]
Portrait so ugly, looks like your face was on fire and put out with a rake.
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Sasu Odaie
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Posted - 2008.05.16 21:24:00 -
[64]
"Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."
Or there's always
"Ever wonder what it'd be like to have had enough oxygen at birth?"
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Don Jehova
Gallente
x13
X13 Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 22:13:00 -
[65]
This is not mine. I have read it somewhere, dont remember who did the original, but it made me lol so here goes.
victom: "stop shooting me you **** ****"
Baddie: "I'm not shooting you. You are ramming my ammo with your ship"
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.05.16 22:40:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Zirconium Blade
"Why blow my ship? I will dead your body!"
ROFL
Why r u voilence my boat!?
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Tai Paktu
Mortis Incarnatus
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:02:00 -
[67]
One I read elsewhere,
Victim > something about his solo Ishtar attacker blobbing
Killer > I don't blob...
Killer > you realize that drones arent people right?
When "Search for the Holy Grail" asked us why we had dec'd them, our response was
"Your father smells of elderberries and your mother was a hampster. I fart in your general direction. I don't wanna talk to you no more. Now go away before I taunt you a second time."
They were then informed that the dec would be dropped in return for a shrubbery.
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http://eve-files.com/sig/TaiPaktu/sig3.PNG |
Jade Rapture
Gallente
Deorbit Burn
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:07:00 -
[68]
You're scrambled and webbed, so before your <insert race> ass feels all obligated to make comments you normally wouldn't make either in person or without a crowd.. pay up.
This is the line I usually use. :<
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Feeling this carefree is tantamount to ignorance. But it's bliss all the same. |
AxFBaM
Gallente
Can Control
THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:14:00 -
[69]
Fight is over
This is what happened in local
Kraken Kill > gf
Chomapuraku > hg
Rutoo > Matt Damon
Pistachio Swsh > gf guys
Captain BushDog > gf
Haulin Azz > gf
Ferdi'and Magellan > gf guys
Torrence Osti > gf
Sven Darvin > gf
Chomapuraku > gf
xbios > gf
Zyrla Bladestorm > gf
Mciteck > gf
Rutoo > gf
Dal Deinvisu > gf
Futher Bezluden > gf
Bre'tack > gf
RaBiDdoG > gf
Jaehaerys > gf
Cpt Reb > gf
Just Mining > gf
villin > gf
murrietta > (((GF))))
Taxtro Grave > gf
zerotol0010 > gf
Legra > gf
NeoShocker > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
Mire Stoude > gf!
ByFstugan > gf
Mara Kaid > gf
wicked cheese > gf
Kvork > gf!
Minnie Me > gf matt damon
Skaaltel > gf
Pistachio Swsh > gf guys
Captain BushDog > gf
Haulin Azz > gf
Ferdi'and Magellan > gf guys
Torrence Osti > gf
Sven Darvin > gf
Chomapuraku > gf
xbios > gf
Zyrla Bladestorm > gf
Mciteck > gf
Rutoo > gf
Dal Deinvisu > gf
Futher Bezluden > gf
Bre'tack > gf
RaBiDdoG > gf
Jaehaerys > gf
Cpt Reb > gf
Just Mining > gf
villin > gf
murrietta > (((GF))))
Taxtro Grave > gf
zerotol0010 > gf
Legra > gf
NeoShocker > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
Mire Stoude > gf!
ByFstugan > gf
Mara Kaid > gf
wicked cheese > gf
Kvork > gf!
Minnie Me > gf matt damon
Skaaltel > gf
Peanut Swsh > gf
Haakelen > gf
Draumr Kopa > GF
Kassumma > gf
War bane > gf
Miss Coleman > gf
Veynron > gf
Azekial > gf
slayerwins > gf
xXLateralusXx > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Graalum > gf
DaeMon ix > gf guys
GonzoWCS > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Ben Danner > gf
Ashok > GF
Deckerx > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
Corbin Thoth > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Barqs > GF
Deckerx > gf
Nrom Gustav > jump ed
HellsRazor > gf
Mire Stoude > gf
Peoke > gf
Atsuko Ratu > ...gf
bluebeyond > gf
Alex Dunmori > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Corbin Thoth > jump chris
Safid Gorbet > gf
Nertzius > gf
Rutoo > gf
centurion zulu > gf
Capiin > gf
Deckerx > gf
Artorius Pearson > gf
Galaxor > GF
Augin Soric > good fukken fight
Bre'tack > gf
Calistra Vacanos > g
D'ceet > gf
Rutoo > gf
****s Brother > gf
Chronos Sage > gf
Calistra Vacanos > gf
Saphyre Aelderon > gf
Deckerx > gf
Appius > gf
Bre'tack > gf
Rutoo > gf
emotua > yeah GF
USN CVN72 > GF
Cieak > gf
Deckerx > gf
HellsRazor > f
Deckerx > gf
Rutoo > gf
DaeMon ix > nah, AWESOME fight :)
HellsRazor > f
Bre'tack > gf
Rutoo > gf
Rutoo > gf
Rutoo > Good Fight
Carnot > hay farham how are you going to forum ***** this as a win?
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MotoMissles
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:26:00 -
[70]
"Joo dirty rat...you kill my brutix"
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Noelle Fay
RIMTECH
NOVA GOTISCHES IMPERIUM
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:40:00 -
[71]
Here's mine:
"DUDE I'M SO GONNA HIRE MC TO KILL YOU!"
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The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke. |
Treean
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:50:00 -
[72]
I killj00 tillj00 die from it!
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Treean
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:58:00 -
[73]
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...damn parrot ate my R key."
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Caligulus
Legion of Lost Souls
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.05.17 00:03:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Caligulus on 17/05/2008 00:03:34
It's amazing how similar EvE Devs are to EvE Pirates. They tout their own horn, spew nonsensical gibberish, and their damn parrots crap on everything.
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**** You're out of your mind!
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Treean
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Posted - 2008.05.17 00:11:00 -
[75]
<l33t pirate> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<other dude> =/
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Naval Protection Corp
Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.17 00:20:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Treean
<l33t pirate> HOW THE **** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<other dude> =/
Nice bash.org quote. The name of the guy was H1TLER, by the way.
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Caligulus
Legion of Lost Souls
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.05.17 00:24:00 -
[77]
Low-sec is like the Wallm-arrrrt of EvE.
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**** You're out of your mind!
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Shikaku
Minmatar
The Cursed Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.17 01:13:00 -
[78]
Tell your parents to stop ****ing in the genepool
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Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L.
The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.05.17 01:24:00 -
[79]
This one time at gate-camp...
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Panteroid
Sons Of Amun
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Posted - 2008.05.17 02:02:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Panteroid on 17/05/2008 02:03:12
Been a while, but I remember it like it was yesterday:
*****: You arn't even sorry are you?
Me: You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between $h1t and syphilis.
(I'll leave it to you to figure out what the $ and the 1 really were)
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derek23
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Posted - 2008.05.17 02:15:00 -
[81]
you f*ckin ****er go violate a female instead of my ore!
i hope u die from cancer!!!!!! for killing me you f'n carebear stupid fu*kin noob i hope u diE!!!
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.05.17 02:23:00 -
[82]
Taking entries till downtime then in the morning (Once sober) i'll be giving out 3 prizes.
1st place 100 million ISK
2nd place 0.01 ISK (Someone told me second place really is just first loser a long time ago, i like repeating it when i can)
3rd place 10 million ISK.
I know ya'll don't need the ISK really (Or most don't) just thought this could be amusing.
Night!
Kahrek.
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DruzidelCastro
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.17 02:45:00 -
[83]
Here's my first try (the last three lines are the best):
smack!
And my second:
angrybear > hey castro why don't ya come pop my defenseless hauler? oh wait its docked...you can't rofl
;o
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.05.17 12:22:00 -
[84]
Okay since i'm the judge here.
1-) Hedgehog (It was a darn close one with the sperm but really after much thought this one wins)
2-) Sperm
3-) ****ing in the genepool (Well i like it anyways)
ISK being sent, now if you excuse me i have to go and try to collect carebear tears in Heild.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Lavraen
Minmatar
Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.17 14:30:00 -
[85]
yay second!
Lavraen |
Sionide
Minmatar
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.05.17 15:23:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Tai Paktu
One I read elsewhere,
Victim > something about his solo Ishtar attacker blobbing
Killer > I don't blob...
Killer > you realize that drones arent people right?
Hah, yeah I remember reading that post as well. That was good...shows how clueless that noob was.
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In Eve, never bring a knife to a knife fight.
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Akiba Penrose
Minmatar
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.17 15:33:00 -
[87]
Originally by: weedmasta
[23:36:29] Capitaine Caverne > pff pusi noob go in your mother home
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Lex Alandar
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Posted - 2008.05.18 01:18:00 -
[88]
This one is blatantly stolen, so if the owner wants to claim it, feel free.
Still the best evemail I've received after getting killed (was on a fresh alt).
"Thanks for participating in our combat training program. Remember, it's not you anymore, it's just a clone."
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