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Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.19 23:38:00 -
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Chribba is eves biggest scam waiting to happen.
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.19 23:49:00 -
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I actually have a collection of Chribba-related skin and hair cells in a little jar, so we can clone him if he ever leaves/dies.
If anyone has a cloning machine I could borrow, it'd be quite handy.
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 Originally by: Dark Shikari
The problem with killing Jesus is he always just respawns 3 days later anyways.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Lyrus Associates
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Posted - 2008.05.19 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Chribba is eves biggest scam waiting to happen.
It's funny because it's true. He could just bide his time, wait for the biggest juiciest deal to come along, then run away with all the loot. 
Not that I'm saying he would, of course...
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1Evildude
Gallente
We Come In Peace
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Posted - 2008.05.19 23:55:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Kehmor
Chribba is eves biggest scam waiting to happen.
With great power comes great responsibility 
*** Of all the things I've lost, I miss my boot.ini file the most ***
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises
The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.20 00:40:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Alz Shado
Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
Stolen into sig due to extreme truth.
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Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado
Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Markus Vaughn
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.20 01:10:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Alz Shado
Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
Yes, this.
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"Politics. As exciting as war. Definitely as dangerous... Though in war, you can only get killed once. In politics it can happen over and over."
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Roland San
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Posted - 2008.05.20 02:54:00 -
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With threads like this, his ego surely must surpass all that veld he has in his hangar. But no, he still humbly offers his third-party services, and eve-files/search.
No man can bear such weight, therefore I suspect Chribba is a floating ball of pure energy, and if only he had some physical form, I'd vote him for president.
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.20 02:56:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 20/05/2008 02:56:33
Originally by: Roland San
With threads like this, his ego surely must surpass all that veld he has in his hangar. But no, he still humbly offers his third-party services, and eve-files/search.
No man can bear such weight, therefore I suspect Chribba is a floating ball of pure energy, and if only he had some physical form, I'd vote him for president.
He flew into Jita earlier today and all the fanbois swooned over him in local.
Although I must admit I too have Chribba love.
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Wren Alterana
Minmatar
The Baros Syndicate
Kissaki Republic
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Posted - 2008.05.20 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
I've been plotting on how to suicide gank the Veldnaught for a year now
do you realize how many ships it would take to suicide gank a capital ship in 1.0?
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.20 03:13:00 -
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I think anyone who ganked the Veldnaught would be pretty much persona non grata henceforth.
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Wren Alterana
Minmatar
The Baros Syndicate
Kissaki Republic
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Posted - 2008.05.20 03:15:00 -
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more like personas non gratas, it would take an army the size of goonswarm to take out the veldnaught, but no one in their right mind other then goonswarm would want to anyway so we don't really have to wor--oh...wait...
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.20 03:18:00 -
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He does have other high sec capitals though. IIRC correctly the ships at his command are collectively called the Veldfleet.
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Okane Man
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Posted - 2008.05.20 03:50:00 -
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MY RAVEN WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x ''HYPHNOS'' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.20 04:41:00 -
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Originally by: Okane Man
MY RAVEN WAS EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
HIGH
06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I
01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1
01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM
04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS
01 x ''HYPHNOS'' ECM
01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW
01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL
01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I
01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I
02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES
02 x WARRIOR I DRONES
03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES
01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I
01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I
Never gets old
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Soren
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.20 04:44:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Kehmor
Chribba is eves biggest scam waiting to happen.
Your just jealous 
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Sister Libertina
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Posted - 2008.05.20 05:33:00 -
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So, does all the above answer your question, Aoife Baelish?
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Euriti
Gallente
Caritas.
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Posted - 2008.05.20 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
He does have other high sec capitals though. IIRC correctly the ships at his command are collectively called the Veldfleet.
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/OTHER/the_veldfleet.jpg
Might be fake.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.20 06:42:00 -
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Originally by: Wren Alterana
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
I've been plotting on how to suicide gank the Veldnaught for a year now
do you realize how many ships it would take to suicide gank a capital ship in 1.0?
It would be glorious 
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.05.20 06:55:00 -
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Originally by: Wren Alterana
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
I've been plotting on how to suicide gank the Veldnaught for a year now
do you realize how many ships it would take to suicide gank a capital ship in 1.0?
Not that many. He has actually expanders thus low HP's and afaik he has no tank on it. Year ago we made calculations that around 15 torp ravens would do it. This was before buff so I think 15 ravens would easily take it down. If you ever plan to do this, I will take part of it 
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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RaTTuS
BIG
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Posted - 2008.05.20 07:09:00 -
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last in a Chribba thread ...
aha no 
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.05.20 07:11:00 -
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Originally by: Euriti
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
He does have other high sec capitals though. IIRC correctly the ships at his command are collectively called the Veldfleet.
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/OTHER/the_veldfleet.jpg
Might be fake.
Nope it's real, but it's missing the mother miner
Originally by: Kuolematon
Not that many. He has actually expanders thus low HP's and afaik he has no tank on it. Year ago we made calculations that around 15 torp ravens would do it. This was before buff so I think 15 ravens would easily take it down. If you ever plan to do this, I will take part of it
Well at minimum you will need to do about 1,000,000 damage alpha. That's your worst scenario, when I see local filling with goons I would probably switch to the 5,000,000 setup (or dock like the coward I am).
I suspect the node will crash pretty fast tho as concord will spawn at an insane rate with that many suiciders.
Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar? |
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.05.20 07:27:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
I suspect the node will crash pretty fast tho as concord will spawn at an insane rate with that many suiciders.
Oh really? Ever heard of login traps and other "sandbox" mechanics? If people would REALLY want to kill you, you would be dead already. Freighters gets suicided regular basis and seeing your HP amount, it's not that much compared to those. 20 explosive torp ravens would deal enought damage to get you down. And CONCORD added lag would BENEFIT gankers.
So.. you going to mine any time soon?
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Polcor Rodal
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.05.20 08:17:00 -
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Edited by: Polcor Rodal on 20/05/2008 08:17:33
Chribba...?
Well only few knows, but he was a dev that originally designed the mining
concept for eve, he was working day and night allowing himself no rest
at all when suddenly, during a thunderstorm, a huge lightining hit his office,
killing and destroying everything within.
Now his ghost is inhabiting the eve cluster, mining all Veldspar until
the end of all times (or eve is being shutdown).
But even the restless ghost of Chribba need some kind of "sleep" from
time to time, and so we got the daily downtime.
You dont believe ? Well, its all in the old books (yes those ones made from
a substance called "paper") that can be found in the secret archieves of the
Amarr.
They know it all, they are always right.
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Dihania
Gallente
Mucho Dolor
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Posted - 2008.05.20 09:42:00 -
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I can tell you all about Chribba, all, not just "he has eve files, eve search and that and that and does that", all!
500 mils up front, 500 mils after.
Secret service services don't coem cheap you know.
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Ruah Piskonit
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2008.05.20 09:53:00 -
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a friend to the community and a boon to the game
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Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
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Posted - 2008.05.20 09:53:00 -
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Chribba is the closest Eve has ever had to a God Father, the nice kind that brings chocolate - not severed equine heads in beds.
If anyone decides to make an attempt on the Veldnaught they had better have a replacement game lined up, since a large percentage of the general population could/would be convinced to set the transgressors permanently red and KOS.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Amarr Empire declares the Veldnaught a National Treasure at some point :)
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Lord Haur
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.20 09:58:00 -
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I believe that if the veldnaught ever got ganked, Chribba would be able to successfully petition it for "...Concord didnt kill them fast enough!!!!!!!111"
oh, and concord should defender spam all missiles fired from GCF'd players :)
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maarud
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.05.20 10:02:00 -
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Leave chribba alone 
Maarud. 
Proudly a Ex-BYDI member
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Drago Musevenii
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.20 10:19:00 -
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whenever chribba is in trouble, he only has to press his secret ring and 5 guardians will spawn in his belt
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Syniztur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.05.20 10:32:00 -
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"The Chirb"
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