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JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:00:00 -
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After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
We have been joined by a "Coalition of the Willing" in our efforts to bring peace and democracy to the region, and security to its neighbours.
The need for regime change too, is clear. The mere fact that the despotic ruler of CA, Xirtam, is referred to as "The Dark Lord" is evidence enough of his heinous crimes.
The CA also harbour notorious anti empire minmatar terrorist group "Omega Corp", and as such can be seen as state sponsors of terror. This is unnaceptable and they must be stamped out in a hail of liberating cruise missiles.
Soon ATUK and its coalitional allies will bring Peace Freedom and Liberty to the Curse region, as its citizens weep with joy.
Any rumours in the press, that this is all about control of arkanor and bistot resources is ridiculous. We are fighting for Peace. The citizens of Curse will control the destiny of their arkanor and bistot laden asteroid belts. Of course the Coalition authorities will be awarding mining contracts to the supporters of our actions.
Reports of resistance in the "HLW triangle" are exxagerated, and can be blamed on a hardcore body of resistance from the dark lords fanatical followers.
The Coalition is in full control of Curse.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:03:00 -
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Huh, Xirtam has built a death star but will only use it to destroy the corp I'm in? Or wasn't that what you meant
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Dolemite2K
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:03:00 -
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 Originally by: JimmySav
After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
We have been joined by a "Coalition of the Willing" in our efforts to bring peace and democracy to the region, and security to its neighbours.
The need for regime change too, is clear. The mere fact that the despotic ruler of CA, Xirtam, is referred to as "The Dark Lord" is evidence enough of his heinous crimes.
The CA also harbour notorious anti empire minmatar terrorist group "Omega Corp", and as such can be seen as state sponsors of terror. This is unnaceptable and they must be stamped out in a hail of liberating cruise missiles.
Soon ATUK and its coalitional allies will bring Peace Freedom and Liberty to the Curse region, as its citizens weep with joy.
Any rumours in the press, that this is all about control of arkanor and bistot resources is ridiculous. We are fighting for Peace. The citizens of Curse will control the destiny of their arkanor and bistot laden asteroid belts. Of course the Coalition authorities will be awarding mining contracts to the supporters of our actions.
Reports of resistance in the "HLW triangle" are exxagerated, and can be blamed on a hardcore body of resistance from the dark lords fanatical followers.
The Coalition is in full control of Curse.
 cant wait for some one to dig up some quotes from the information minister dude
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Tansien
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:04:00 -
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Heh.
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Harmonic
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:05:00 -
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Lets just make sure that the "dark Lord" isn't found cowering in a hole in the ground!
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Harmonic
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:07:00 -
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HA HA HA
Thats brilliant!
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Dolemite2K
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Dolemite2K on 04/05/2004 11:13:36
Atuk troops were beginning to commit suicide on the walls of curse
We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.
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Kulach
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:09:00 -
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Pretty cool post I must say, even though I am on the other side of the fence so to say.
Always thought this kind of writing is a lot better than the usual rant, flame and trolling.
So, kudos to you JimmySav for this piece of inspiration.
(Hopes that maybe this thread can be flame free for a short while at leastą)
Just because something is fixed doesn't mean you can't break it
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Teelmaster
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:14:00 -
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Hahaha, GJ Jimmy. If only your first name was George.....
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:22:00 -
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Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:24:00 -
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Is that propane I smell?
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Arthur Guinness
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:29:00 -
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ROFL
I also think that the PA has a secret project to develop nuclear weapons, they should be invaded too! |
John Bishop
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:32:00 -
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im a citizen of curse, we do not need the infidels rescue or democracy, we only need the loving hand of the dark lord to guide us.
so take your coalition swine and leave curse or face certian death in what will one day be remebered as the mother of all wars. stay and we shall declare holy war on you and our beloved dark lord will lead us to victory in our promised land.
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sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
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Ribosom
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:41:00 -
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why should u do that?
In the end the good guys always win.
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XeQtR
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:52:00 -
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We're terrorists now?
And Minmatar to add to that
Why do I allways end up on the "bad" side of these things.
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Vangelis
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:26:00 -
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"Even now the forces of the Coalition are surrounded and are being led into an ambush."
"The snake of ships entering CA space will be cut into little pieces and individualy destroyed"
"Further more we are a peaceful alliance and have no weapons of mass destruction or any weopns for that matter"
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redi
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:30:00 -
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Edited by: redi on 04/05/2004 12:51:46
This Cursed region needs a regime shift. It is our duty, to by force aid its citizens to democracy. The regions assets will once again belong to it's people under our supervision. The evil doers will be smoked out of their holes.
Operation Curse'd Freedom has now begun.
Relax, turn that blow torch off its just a joke no need to flame.
EDIT: ffs tansien and other flamers leave this thread alone this is byfar the most funnies thread ive ever read on these forums.
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JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:32:00 -
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Judicator, Miso was merely referring to our campaign of "Shock and Awe" in the niitial phases of the conflict.
The CA was shocked at the rapidity of their defeat, and awed by our superior firepower.
These were of course "precision strikes" carefully targeted, and we apologise for any collateral damage caused. Such mistakes are bound to happen in war, but the coalition is attempting to avoid such casualties.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Tansien
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Usually tho, when we jump in, u warp to safespots :)
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WildHope
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:34:00 -
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Does this mean that Zap is the reincarnation of that long dead Earthern President Bush!! I had long suspected as such.
Wildhope
ShinRa
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Lightor
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:42:00 -
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Edited by: Lightor on 04/05/2004 13:07:14
Originally by: Tansien
Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Usually tho, when we jump in, u warp to safespots :)
Tansien, please leave this a funny thread and don't tempt people to flame. There are already enough of those threads...
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John Bishop
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:52:00 -
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allready the infidels claim victory, when in truth all they find is death at the hands of the all might dark lord and his beloved people. the coalition has been warned all you shall find in the motherland curse is your death and a warm clone back in empire space
and yes leave the flamethrowers at home this is a thread of fun, no need for trolls or flames here
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sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
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Zelota
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:55:00 -
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there are no atuk infidels in cuirse we are winning this war
Vid of the week |
Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:58:00 -
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I heard the carparks are full this time of night
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redi
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:59:00 -
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As the campaign proceeds, the unlawful combatants face certain death trough our precision weapons.
We also ask the Dictator XirtamVOFT to stop the manufacturing of the suicide IndyĘs being prepared to attack the neighboring regions such as Xetic. This will only be seen as coward acts of a falling regime. Those responsible will face firm punishment for such coward act.
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Ribosom
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:17:00 -
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if this is true they are terrorists, no doubt.
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Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:47:00 -
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We will welcome them with torpedos and shoes.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
sutty
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:50:00 -
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Tansien usually when you got the balls to warp in you have 25x the numbers. Other then that you DONT NEVER EVER warp in you just blob.
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Ezra Vouland
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:52:00 -
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Oooh...
Proud to be USA and CA
They call me trash... TrashGUY |
Lightor
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: sutty
Tansien usually when you got the balls to warp in you have 25x the numbers. Other then that you DONT NEVER EVER warp in you just blob.
Please Sutty. Go troll/flame in another thread....
This one should be kept clean for the fun of it...
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