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JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:00:00 -
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After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
We have been joined by a "Coalition of the Willing" in our efforts to bring peace and democracy to the region, and security to its neighbours.
The need for regime change too, is clear. The mere fact that the despotic ruler of CA, Xirtam, is referred to as "The Dark Lord" is evidence enough of his heinous crimes.
The CA also harbour notorious anti empire minmatar terrorist group "Omega Corp", and as such can be seen as state sponsors of terror. This is unnaceptable and they must be stamped out in a hail of liberating cruise missiles.
Soon ATUK and its coalitional allies will bring Peace Freedom and Liberty to the Curse region, as its citizens weep with joy.
Any rumours in the press, that this is all about control of arkanor and bistot resources is ridiculous. We are fighting for Peace. The citizens of Curse will control the destiny of their arkanor and bistot laden asteroid belts. Of course the Coalition authorities will be awarding mining contracts to the supporters of our actions.
Reports of resistance in the "HLW triangle" are exxagerated, and can be blamed on a hardcore body of resistance from the dark lords fanatical followers.
The Coalition is in full control of Curse.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:03:00 -
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Huh, Xirtam has built a death star but will only use it to destroy the corp I'm in? Or wasn't that what you meant
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Dolemite2K
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:03:00 -
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 Originally by: JimmySav
After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
We have been joined by a "Coalition of the Willing" in our efforts to bring peace and democracy to the region, and security to its neighbours.
The need for regime change too, is clear. The mere fact that the despotic ruler of CA, Xirtam, is referred to as "The Dark Lord" is evidence enough of his heinous crimes.
The CA also harbour notorious anti empire minmatar terrorist group "Omega Corp", and as such can be seen as state sponsors of terror. This is unnaceptable and they must be stamped out in a hail of liberating cruise missiles.
Soon ATUK and its coalitional allies will bring Peace Freedom and Liberty to the Curse region, as its citizens weep with joy.
Any rumours in the press, that this is all about control of arkanor and bistot resources is ridiculous. We are fighting for Peace. The citizens of Curse will control the destiny of their arkanor and bistot laden asteroid belts. Of course the Coalition authorities will be awarding mining contracts to the supporters of our actions.
Reports of resistance in the "HLW triangle" are exxagerated, and can be blamed on a hardcore body of resistance from the dark lords fanatical followers.
The Coalition is in full control of Curse.
 cant wait for some one to dig up some quotes from the information minister dude
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Life is like a long poo that you have to take a bite of every day |
Tansien
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:04:00 -
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Heh.
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Harmonic
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:05:00 -
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Lets just make sure that the "dark Lord" isn't found cowering in a hole in the ground!
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Harmonic
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:07:00 -
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HA HA HA
Thats brilliant!
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Dolemite2K
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Dolemite2K on 04/05/2004 11:13:36
Atuk troops were beginning to commit suicide on the walls of curse
We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.
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Life is like a long poo that you have to take a bite of every day |
Kulach
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:09:00 -
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Pretty cool post I must say, even though I am on the other side of the fence so to say.
Always thought this kind of writing is a lot better than the usual rant, flame and trolling.
So, kudos to you JimmySav for this piece of inspiration.
(Hopes that maybe this thread can be flame free for a short while at leastą)
Just because something is fixed doesn't mean you can't break it
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Teelmaster
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:14:00 -
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Hahaha, GJ Jimmy. If only your first name was George.....
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:22:00 -
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Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
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Dead
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:24:00 -
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Is that propane I smell?
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Arthur Guinness
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:29:00 -
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ROFL
I also think that the PA has a secret project to develop nuclear weapons, they should be invaded too! |
John Bishop
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:32:00 -
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im a citizen of curse, we do not need the infidels rescue or democracy, we only need the loving hand of the dark lord to guide us.
so take your coalition swine and leave curse or face certian death in what will one day be remebered as the mother of all wars. stay and we shall declare holy war on you and our beloved dark lord will lead us to victory in our promised land.
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sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
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Ribosom
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:41:00 -
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why should u do that?
In the end the good guys always win.
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XeQtR
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Posted - 2004.05.04 11:52:00 -
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We're terrorists now?
And Minmatar to add to that
Why do I allways end up on the "bad" side of these things.
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Vangelis
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:26:00 -
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"Even now the forces of the Coalition are surrounded and are being led into an ambush."
"The snake of ships entering CA space will be cut into little pieces and individualy destroyed"
"Further more we are a peaceful alliance and have no weapons of mass destruction or any weopns for that matter"
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redi
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:30:00 -
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Edited by: redi on 04/05/2004 12:51:46
This Cursed region needs a regime shift. It is our duty, to by force aid its citizens to democracy. The regions assets will once again belong to it's people under our supervision. The evil doers will be smoked out of their holes.
Operation Curse'd Freedom has now begun.
Relax, turn that blow torch off its just a joke no need to flame.
EDIT: ffs tansien and other flamers leave this thread alone this is byfar the most funnies thread ive ever read on these forums.
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HavokTBP: lieing about kills... noobs don't count. |
JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:32:00 -
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Judicator, Miso was merely referring to our campaign of "Shock and Awe" in the niitial phases of the conflict.
The CA was shocked at the rapidity of their defeat, and awed by our superior firepower.
These were of course "precision strikes" carefully targeted, and we apologise for any collateral damage caused. Such mistakes are bound to happen in war, but the coalition is attempting to avoid such casualties.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Tansien
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Usually tho, when we jump in, u warp to safespots :)
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WildHope
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:34:00 -
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Does this mean that Zap is the reincarnation of that long dead Earthern President Bush!! I had long suspected as such.
Wildhope
ShinRa
Curse Alliance (may it last 1000 generations) |
Lightor
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:42:00 -
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Edited by: Lightor on 04/05/2004 13:07:14
Originally by: Tansien
Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Usually tho, when we jump in, u warp to safespots :)
Tansien, please leave this a funny thread and don't tempt people to flame. There are already enough of those threads...
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John Bishop
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:52:00 -
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allready the infidels claim victory, when in truth all they find is death at the hands of the all might dark lord and his beloved people. the coalition has been warned all you shall find in the motherland curse is your death and a warm clone back in empire space
and yes leave the flamethrowers at home this is a thread of fun, no need for trolls or flames here
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sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
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Zelota
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:55:00 -
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there are no atuk infidels in cuirse we are winning this war
Vid of the week |
Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:58:00 -
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I heard the carparks are full this time of night
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redi
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Posted - 2004.05.04 12:59:00 -
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As the campaign proceeds, the unlawful combatants face certain death trough our precision weapons.
We also ask the Dictator XirtamVOFT to stop the manufacturing of the suicide IndyĘs being prepared to attack the neighboring regions such as Xetic. This will only be seen as coward acts of a falling regime. Those responsible will face firm punishment for such coward act.
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Ribosom
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:17:00 -
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if this is true they are terrorists, no doubt.
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Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:47:00 -
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We will welcome them with torpedos and shoes.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
sutty
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:50:00 -
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Tansien usually when you got the balls to warp in you have 25x the numbers. Other then that you DONT NEVER EVER warp in you just blob.
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Ezra Vouland
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:52:00 -
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Oooh...
Proud to be USA and CA
They call me trash... TrashGUY |
Lightor
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: sutty
Tansien usually when you got the balls to warp in you have 25x the numbers. Other then that you DONT NEVER EVER warp in you just blob.
Please Sutty. Go troll/flame in another thread....
This one should be kept clean for the fun of it...
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Shadowthrone
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:56:00 -
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I dont really like posts with a RL political background, but the lyrics for the new faithless tune "weapons of mass destruction" are cool
"Whether long-range weapon or suicide bomb,
A wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction.
You could be a caucasian or a poor asian,
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction.
Whether inflation or globalization,
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction.
We need to find courage - overcome,
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction."
Not a bad tune either.
Celes Kill Board
"Show them no mercy, for you will receive none"
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.04 13:58:00 -
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Originally by: Macumba
We will welcome them with torpedos and shoes.
For some reason Macumba thats the funniest thing I have ever seen you say ;)
JF Public Forum |
Miso
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Posted - 2004.05.04 14:03:00 -
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *pop* weeeeeeeeeeeeee *pop*
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Squeee
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Posted - 2004.05.04 16:18:00 -
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I dont know if any of you all are South Park fans, but maybe this can be the theme song for La Resistance:
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on
Viva La Resistance!
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Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2004.05.04 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: WildHope
Does this mean that Zap is the reincarnation of that long dead Earthern President Bush!! I had long suspected as such.
Actually, I am.
However, everyone knows that Lord Zap is my alt.
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.
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Shamad Conde
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Posted - 2004.05.04 17:02:00 -
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Oil=Arkonor?
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Double G
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Posted - 2004.05.04 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Anyone else to jump on the "I hate Curse Bandwagon"?
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Klio
ISD Posted - 2004.10.02 17:43:00
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Well moderatly old thread got bumped, let it sit a while to see if it was going anywhere... it isn't so im gonna put this old dog down
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Kossan mu
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Posted - 2004.05.04 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Double G
Anyone else to jump on the "I hate Curse Bandwagon"?
Me
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Necro Bejesus
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Posted - 2004.05.04 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Double G
Anyone else to jump on the "I hate Curse Bandwagon"?
Me
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Seniorita
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Posted - 2004.05.04 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Double G
Anyone else to jump on the "I hate Curse Bandwagon"?
Me two...
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Double G
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Posted - 2004.05.04 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Seniorita
Originally by: Double G
Anyone else to jump on the "I hate Curse Bandwagon"?
Me two...
Anymore stupid Nub Alts?
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Klio
ISD Posted - 2004.10.02 17:43:00
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Well moderatly old thread got bumped, let it sit a while to see if it was going anywhere... it isn't so im gonna put this old dog down
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Propehcy
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Posted - 2004.05.04 19:03:00 -
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... Good stuff Jimmy 
** Ex-CA Rep and Ex-CA Member **
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.05.04 19:26:00 -
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God bless ATUK in their crusade against CA communists 
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.04 19:36:00 -
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They are not in 0-W. They are not in control of any station. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Cowboy
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Posted - 2004.05.04 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Cowboy on 04/05/2004 19:39:55
While I don't care for ATUK's smack talk, I must give props to the original poster. It had me laughing
ohh yeah Quote:
Anyone else to jump on the "I hate Curse Bandwagon"?
add me too
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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Shiwan Khan
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Posted - 2004.05.04 20:41:00 -
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Ahh....a sad attempt to RP this a week after the inital backstab and war....
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2004.05.04 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Lardarz B'stard on 04/05/2004 21:00:10
Originally by: Shiwan Khan
Ahh....a sad attempt to RP this a week after the inital backstab and war....
I knew someone would spoil it.
You need some sunny delight dude.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
redi
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Posted - 2004.05.04 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Macumba
We will welcome them with torpedos and shoes.
Are you somehow indicating that you are going to use the same shoes to hit the fallen statue of the dictator?
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Estios
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Posted - 2004.05.04 21:06:00 -
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Ive received the Torps, now where are the shoes I was promised Mac ?
When the smoke clears and all is said is done, well all need shoes......and plates.
So HMV consider Andy Williams and Dean Martin to be "easy listening" do they? Tell that to my mate Dave, he's been deaf for 20 years.
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Woetra
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Posted - 2004.05.04 21:54:00 -
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i got someones shoes, they were standing by this moon, and i shot them and they went boom and all that was left was like, these shoes and it was like, dude you totally lost your shoes.
Sig Thief
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Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.04 21:58:00 -
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Edited by: Macumba on 04/05/2004 22:01:12
Shoes and glasses is where it's at.
Bring them all so you have them. Yes.
(Edit - Thank you CCP Nanny State for making me rename a directory. Duh. Played brain.)
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Zagum Darkfin
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Posted - 2004.05.04 21:58:00 -
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/puts 2 morning sweet rolls on each side of his head
Help me Obi-won Help me!!
/2 droids jetison off into a desert planet.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.05.04 23:51:00 -
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I think I'll change my corp name to Haliburton so I can win some of those lucrative hauling contracts.....
Posting for Numbnutz |
Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.05 01:08:00 -
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I want to sign up for the job of CA information minister.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
WildHope
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Posted - 2004.05.05 01:18:00 -
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For anyone who's ever seen the film "Wag the Dog"
It is perhaps time to reveal the truth to the galaxy:
There is no war. The FA/SA/CFS/m0ovolutionUK and friends vs CA/C4 dispute is a darstardly and devious plot to keep the majority of the Eve community out of 0.0 space so the supposed 'combatants' can happily mine arkanor and bistot to their carebear hearts content.
Those of you who venture down to U-Q expecting to see a blockade by either side will suffer real shock and awe upon finding Xirtam"Robert De Niro"VOTF happily mining alongside his good chum Lord"Dustin Hoffman"Zap.
Nip along to K-B and instead of an ATUK gank squad you'll probably see noobious, noob scriptor and the boys helping Spectre chain some NPC's.
Meanwhile to keep up the illusion of a war the likes of which Eve hasn't seen since the Caldari-Gallente conflict, RUS and Evolution race up and down the 0sht-a to Vol-mi route self destructing their free Velators and Ibiss(Ibii???) so that large unsightly red blobs appear on the map when fearful folk check the number of ships killed in the last 24 hours. JimmySav, fearless fruitcake and suicide squirrel pods himself with alarming regularity to keep that particular statistic in check.
And down in 0-w778, Chowdown and BobGhengis Khan merrily discuss monkeys whilst editting old footage from real 0.0 wars to provide the viewing public 'fresh and genuine' fraps footage.
So the truth is revealed, it couldn't have lasted,
Spin doctrine and lies, so exquisitely casted
Wildhope
ShinRa
Curse Alliance (may it last 1000 generations) |
John Bishop
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Posted - 2004.05.05 01:20:00 -
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rise up brothers of curse, it is time to fight for the motherland, these infidels wish to usurp us from our home wich we have toiled to build among the flaming remnants of the jove. they wish to have what we have reaped from the blood we shed fighting the many pirates here, they wish to take the stations our children use as schools and hospitals for the ill. all they want is deth and destruction,
let us give them want they want, there own deth and destruction. let them who have ears hear, mighty curse will not fall to the underhanded attacs of cowardly infidels. the infidels will only find deth and folly here amongst my bretheren.
so fight my brothers, for the dark lord, for freedom, and most importanly fight for mother curse!!!!!!
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sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
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Sun Sliver
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Posted - 2004.05.05 02:52:00 -
[57]
Originally by: WildHope
For anyone who's ever seen the film "Wag the Dog"
It is perhaps time to reveal the truth to the galaxy:
There is no war. The FA/SA/CFS/m0ovolutionUK and friends vs CA/C4 dispute is a darstardly and devious plot to keep the majority of the Eve community out of 0.0 space so the supposed 'combatants' can happily mine arkanor and bistot to their carebear hearts content.
Those of you who venture down to U-Q expecting to see a blockade by either side will suffer real shock and awe upon finding Xirtam"Robert De Niro"VOTF happily mining alongside his good chum Lord"Dustin Hoffman"Zap.
Nip along to K-B and instead of an ATUK gank squad you'll probably see noobious, noob scriptor and the boys helping Spectre chain some NPC's.
Meanwhile to keep up the illusion of a war the likes of which Eve hasn't seen since the Caldari-Gallente conflict, RUS and Evolution race up and down the 0sht-a to Vol-mi route self destructing their free Velators and Ibiss(Ibii???) so that large unsightly red blobs appear on the map when fearful folk check the number of ships killed in the last 24 hours. JimmySav, fearless fruitcake and suicide squirrel pods himself with alarming regularity to keep that particular statistic in check.
And down in 0-w778, Chowdown and BobGhengis Khan merrily discuss monkeys whilst editting old footage from real 0.0 wars to provide the viewing public 'fresh and genuine' fraps footage.
So the truth is revealed, it couldn't have lasted,
Spin doctrine and lies, so exquisitely casted
LOL couple of us were commenting on this, good stuff
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Xenu
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Posted - 2004.05.05 03:32:00 -
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best. thread. ever.
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Mustafa Ken'Yova
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Posted - 2004.05.05 03:48:00 -
[59]
In all seriousness a rather humorous post. Afraid the "coalition" is in no where near full control though...but let the propaganda spread. Other than that a great read.
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HavokTBP
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Posted - 2004.05.05 03:54:00 -
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Edited by: HavokTBP on 05/05/2004 03:55:56
This is pretty good,
Wish CCP would actually implement that :P..... oh wait I have the plans what am I talking about. /me smacks forehead.
Anyways to this
Quote:
The CA was shocked at the rapidity of their defeat, and awed by our superior firepower.
You mean, the outnumbered by player an alliance firepower? There's alot more against us then with us, an they all seem to be with you now. So m0o says 1500members "which contains problably alts, an players at different timezones" against 3-4 alliances an 3 full time corps? An you think your superior?
Were still here my friend
Member of the Curse Alliance before the Corruption
Leader of The Black Plague.
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EternalDark
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Posted - 2004.05.05 04:02:00 -
[61]
The secret CA Weapon!
http://members.rogers.com/egco/160511.JPG
Images not allowed, changed to URL -klio
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HavokTBP
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Posted - 2004.05.05 04:11:00 -
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Yeah were still not finished building the other wing yet.
Member of the Curse Alliance before the Corruption
Leader of The Black Plague.
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shinta pru
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Posted - 2004.05.05 04:18:00 -
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Jimmy what in thee Hell are you trying to do! I paid good isk for these minmatar terrorists. Now you want to irradicate them. That will definatley hit the pocket book.
I too have been looking for the DeathStar and to no avail. But when I find it, I am shipping it straight to Gellante space and wasting those sorry ship building sons a B*&^%$#.
Oh, by the way, what is Arkanor and bistot, some sort of new mod?
Do Farts Have Lumps? |
Propehcy
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Posted - 2004.05.05 06:49:00 -
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. Great stuff WildHope .
** Ex-CA Rep and Ex-CA Member **
http://www.designegrafix.com/eve/prop5.jpg
Props Chop Shop: Ships, Arms, and Armaments producer for Northern Eve! Located at Torrinos 5 - 6 - Home Guard Assembley.
The Prop And Notferr Chronicles
Notferr> Propehcy Owns me! Yet I feel so much Fear in his Evil Presence!
Propehcy> Bow Down, You know who your Master is.
Notferr> Only Prop is King!! Only Prop!! I Am nothing!
Propehcy> I think Stav would be Proud.
Propehcy> I Need a Tool... Where is that Notferr...
[ 2004.09.11 28:63:98 ] Propehcy 2004.09.11 29:05:33.3 combat Your Miner II perfectly strikes Notferr, wrecking for WTFPWNAGE. |
JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.05 08:33:00 -
[65]
Originally by: shinta pru
Jimmy what in thee Hell are you trying to do! I paid good isk for these minmatar terrorists. Now you want to irradicate them. That will definatley hit the pocket book.
ssssh! Don't start talking about the "slaves for ark" program. Its all above board and everything.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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PropanElgen
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Posted - 2004.05.05 08:49:00 -
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I wonder why I'm falling asleep...
Oh yeah, RP sucks.
All the angels and the puny men of god looked away...
Frightened to death by the evil that was born on that day!
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Jazz Bo
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
We have been joined by a "Coalition of the Willing" in our efforts to bring peace and democracy to the region, and security to its neighbours.
The need for regime change too, is clear. The mere fact that the despotic ruler of CA, Xirtam, is referred to as "The Dark Lord" is evidence enough of his heinous crimes.
The CA also harbour notorious anti empire minmatar terrorist group "Omega Corp", and as such can be seen as state sponsors of terror. This is unnaceptable and they must be stamped out in a hail of liberating cruise missiles.
Soon ATUK and its coalitional allies will bring Peace Freedom and Liberty to the Curse region, as its citizens weep with joy.
Any rumours in the press, that this is all about control of arkanor and bistot resources is ridiculous. We are fighting for Peace. The citizens of Curse will control the destiny of their arkanor and bistot laden asteroid belts. Of course the Coalition authorities will be awarding mining contracts to the supporters of our actions.
Reports of resistance in the "HLW triangle" are exxagerated, and can be blamed on a hardcore body of resistance from the dark lords fanatical followers.
The Coalition is in full control of Curse.
Ooh, I love propaganda!
Perhaps you could insert this somewhere:
And tonight I have a message for the brave and oppressed people of Curse: Your enemy is not surrounding your country -- your enemy is ruling your country. And the day he and his regime are removed from power will be the day of your liberation.
Originally by: DB Preacher
Celestial Apocalypse - Brave souls fighting the endless smak.
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:37:00 -
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arrhh lets wash their panties 
Wanna fly with me?
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PropanElgen
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: Nafri
arrhh lets wash their panties
Hmm I think my better half could use some of those panties, I'm getting tired of the black or white ones
All the angels and the puny men of god looked away...
Frightened to death by the evil that was born on that day!
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JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:59:00 -
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so propan...suddenly interested in this thread , eh?
RP, no. Panties, yes.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Sally
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Posted - 2004.05.05 11:47:00 -
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Why is the original post full with real world analogies?
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Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.05 11:49:00 -
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Yeah. That satire thing is a real b***h, huh?
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Harakiri
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Posted - 2004.05.05 12:36:00 -
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/me hides his secret stock of SmurgleBlasters
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.05.05 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: EternalDark
The secret CA Weapon!
http://members.rogers.com/egco/160511.JPG
U mean they have alcohol ? :P
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Amaxma
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Posted - 2004.05.05 15:14:00 -
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rofl JimmySav thats quite a piece of reframing, ur RL name wouldent b bush would it 
Classic piece m8, really appreciate it
from my fav T-shirt
"George Bush & Son"
"Family Butchers"
"Est 1989"
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.05 15:23:00 -
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This just in: MASS has been obliterated. The Collective and Storm Guard Elite have sworn vengence against the terrorists of the C4 alliance. CA now working on weapons od M0o destruction.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:47:00 -
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As we all know, the CA is made up of many factions.
Our intelligence indicates that the VOTF have retreated from Curse.
The Coalition salutes its brave soldiers, and urges the remaining insurgents to give up a fruitless fight, which can only bring them further suffering.
Any corporations wanting to be involved in the "reconstruction of Curse" please contact me ingame.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
admit it, it's just about the oi^H^H arkanor!
forums are a weapon of mass distraction.
hey MASS, look! Elvis!
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:57:00 -
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No, we wnat to save the inocent people of curse. We didnt even know you HAVE arkanor. I dont even know what arkanor is...
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 05/05/2004 20:01:50
Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Every time i've seen a Shark insystem they comtemplate the natural beauty of the Safespot for hours, possibly days on end. I don't really know for sure as they usually log after a bit. Sometimes in a station, but the walls are just so more CONFINING than a safespot, you know? And the windows much smaller....
i mean for bog's sake i'm not exactly the Alpha Wing, am I? I'd think you could risk an interceptor or two on me. I promise not to chainspawn posts in the middle of combat or throw mohawked sigs at them!
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.05.05 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar
This just in: MASS has been obliterated. The Collective and Storm Guard Elite have sworn vengence against the terrorists of the C4 alliance. CA now working on weapons od M0o destruction.
reclaimer, someone's after your job m8
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Masochist
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Posted - 2004.05.05 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 05/05/2004 20:01:50
Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Every time i've seen a Shark insystem they comtemplate the natural beauty of the Safespot for hours, possibly days on end. I don't really know for sure as they usually log after a bit. Sometimes in a station, but the walls are just so more CONFINING than a safespot, you know? And the windows much smaller....
i mean for bog's sake i'm not exactly the Alpha Wing, am I? I'd think you could risk an interceptor or two on me. I promise not to chainspawn posts in the middle of combat or throw mohawked sigs at them!
EVERY TIME? Hell, I've been flying around Curse every night and I think I've seen 1 at the most. I guess they must be dominating us while the USA is at work.
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.06 17:00:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar
This just in: MASS has been obliterated. The Collective and Storm Guard Elite have sworn vengence against the terrorists of the C4 alliance. CA now working on weapons od M0o destruction.
reclaimer, someone's after your job m8
Man, I figured the first comment would be n the awefu pun and even worse follow through.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
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