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EternalDark
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Posted - 2004.05.05 04:02:00 -
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The secret CA Weapon!
http://members.rogers.com/egco/160511.JPG
Images not allowed, changed to URL -klio
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HavokTBP
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Posted - 2004.05.05 04:11:00 -
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Yeah were still not finished building the other wing yet.
Member of the Curse Alliance before the Corruption
Leader of The Black Plague.
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shinta pru
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Posted - 2004.05.05 04:18:00 -
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Jimmy what in thee Hell are you trying to do! I paid good isk for these minmatar terrorists. Now you want to irradicate them. That will definatley hit the pocket book.
I too have been looking for the DeathStar and to no avail. But when I find it, I am shipping it straight to Gellante space and wasting those sorry ship building sons a B*&^%$#.
Oh, by the way, what is Arkanor and bistot, some sort of new mod?
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Propehcy
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Posted - 2004.05.05 06:49:00 -
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 . Great stuff WildHope  .
** Ex-CA Rep and Ex-CA Member **
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Props Chop Shop: Ships, Arms, and Armaments producer for Northern Eve! Located at Torrinos 5 - 6 - Home Guard Assembley.
The Prop And Notferr Chronicles
Notferr> Propehcy Owns me! Yet I feel so much Fear in his Evil Presence!
Propehcy> Bow Down, You know who your Master is.
Notferr> Only Prop is King!! Only Prop!! I Am nothing!
Propehcy> I think Stav would be Proud.
Propehcy> I Need a Tool... Where is that Notferr...
[ 2004.09.11 28:63:98 ] Propehcy 2004.09.11 29:05:33.3 combat Your Miner II perfectly strikes Notferr, wrecking for WTFPWNAGE. |
JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.05 08:33:00 -
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 Originally by: shinta pru
Jimmy what in thee Hell are you trying to do! I paid good isk for these minmatar terrorists. Now you want to irradicate them. That will definatley hit the pocket book.
ssssh! Don't start talking about the "slaves for ark" program. Its all above board and everything.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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PropanElgen
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Posted - 2004.05.05 08:49:00 -
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I wonder why I'm falling asleep...
Oh yeah, RP sucks.
All the angels and the puny men of god looked away...
Frightened to death by the evil that was born on that day!
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Jazz Bo
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
We have been joined by a "Coalition of the Willing" in our efforts to bring peace and democracy to the region, and security to its neighbours.
The need for regime change too, is clear. The mere fact that the despotic ruler of CA, Xirtam, is referred to as "The Dark Lord" is evidence enough of his heinous crimes.
The CA also harbour notorious anti empire minmatar terrorist group "Omega Corp", and as such can be seen as state sponsors of terror. This is unnaceptable and they must be stamped out in a hail of liberating cruise missiles.
Soon ATUK and its coalitional allies will bring Peace Freedom and Liberty to the Curse region, as its citizens weep with joy.
Any rumours in the press, that this is all about control of arkanor and bistot resources is ridiculous. We are fighting for Peace. The citizens of Curse will control the destiny of their arkanor and bistot laden asteroid belts. Of course the Coalition authorities will be awarding mining contracts to the supporters of our actions.
Reports of resistance in the "HLW triangle" are exxagerated, and can be blamed on a hardcore body of resistance from the dark lords fanatical followers.
The Coalition is in full control of Curse.
Ooh, I love propaganda!
Perhaps you could insert this somewhere:
And tonight I have a message for the brave and oppressed people of Curse: Your enemy is not surrounding your country -- your enemy is ruling your country. And the day he and his regime are removed from power will be the day of your liberation.
Originally by: DB Preacher
Celestial Apocalypse - Brave souls fighting the endless smak.
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:37:00 -
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arrhh lets wash their panties 
Wanna fly with me?
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PropanElgen
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: Nafri
arrhh lets wash their panties
Hmm I think my better half could use some of those panties, I'm getting tired of the black or white ones
All the angels and the puny men of god looked away...
Frightened to death by the evil that was born on that day!
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JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.05 10:59:00 -
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so propan...suddenly interested in this thread , eh?
RP, no. Panties, yes.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Sally
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Posted - 2004.05.05 11:47:00 -
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Why is the original post full with real world analogies?
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Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.05 11:49:00 -
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Yeah. That satire thing is a real b***h, huh?
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Harakiri
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Posted - 2004.05.05 12:36:00 -
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/me hides his secret stock of SmurgleBlasters 
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.05.05 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: EternalDark
The secret CA Weapon!
http://members.rogers.com/egco/160511.JPG
U mean they have alcohol ? :P
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Amaxma
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Posted - 2004.05.05 15:14:00 -
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rofl JimmySav thats quite a piece of reframing, ur RL name wouldent b bush would it 
Classic piece m8, really appreciate it
from my fav T-shirt
"George Bush & Son"
"Family Butchers"
"Est 1989"
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.05 15:23:00 -
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This just in: MASS has been obliterated. The Collective and Storm Guard Elite have sworn vengence against the terrorists of the C4 alliance. CA now working on weapons od M0o destruction.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
JimmySav
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:47:00 -
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As we all know, the CA is made up of many factions.
Our intelligence indicates that the VOTF have retreated from Curse.
The Coalition salutes its brave soldiers, and urges the remaining insurgents to give up a fruitless fight, which can only bring them further suffering.
Any corporations wanting to be involved in the "reconstruction of Curse" please contact me ingame.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
After many attempts to verify intelligence that CA had been developing a weapon of mass distruction known as a "Death Star" through a rigorous inspection tour, we have been forced to use military force to confirm our suspicions.
admit it, it's just about the oi^H^H arkanor!
forums are a weapon of mass distraction.
hey MASS, look! Elvis!
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:57:00 -
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No, we wnat to save the inocent people of curse. We didnt even know you HAVE arkanor. I dont even know what arkanor is...
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.05.05 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 05/05/2004 20:01:50
Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Every time i've seen a Shark insystem they comtemplate the natural beauty of the Safespot for hours, possibly days on end. I don't really know for sure as they usually log after a bit. Sometimes in a station, but the walls are just so more CONFINING than a safespot, you know? And the windows much smaller....
i mean for bog's sake i'm not exactly the Alpha Wing, am I? I'd think you could risk an interceptor or two on me. I promise not to chainspawn posts in the middle of combat or throw mohawked sigs at them!
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.05.05 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar
This just in: MASS has been obliterated. The Collective and Storm Guard Elite have sworn vengence against the terrorists of the C4 alliance. CA now working on weapons od M0o destruction.
reclaimer, someone's after your job m8
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Masochist
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Posted - 2004.05.05 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 05/05/2004 20:01:50
Originally by: Miso
Curse Alliance have provided a lovely firework display to welcome us into their territory. Everytime we jump into a system CA ships tend to ignite in a flurry of light and heat.
Thankyou CA, its beautiful to watch.
Every time i've seen a Shark insystem they comtemplate the natural beauty of the Safespot for hours, possibly days on end. I don't really know for sure as they usually log after a bit. Sometimes in a station, but the walls are just so more CONFINING than a safespot, you know? And the windows much smaller....
i mean for bog's sake i'm not exactly the Alpha Wing, am I? I'd think you could risk an interceptor or two on me. I promise not to chainspawn posts in the middle of combat or throw mohawked sigs at them!
EVERY TIME? Hell, I've been flying around Curse every night and I think I've seen 1 at the most. I guess they must be dominating us while the USA is at work.
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.05.06 17:00:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar
This just in: MASS has been obliterated. The Collective and Storm Guard Elite have sworn vengence against the terrorists of the C4 alliance. CA now working on weapons od M0o destruction.
reclaimer, someone's after your job m8
Man, I figured the first comment would be n the awefu pun and even worse follow through.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
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