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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.27 19:17:00 -
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Hello and welcome to the eve market kiosk
pending the immediate moving to the wtb or wts forums i am providing a quality information service for those of you who cant be arsed to browse for your answers
As many of the "esteemed" members of the marketing commitee have pointed out. "No one is going to give you information for free" so im charging a small fee for the information i provide. The fee is 5million isk per question regardless of difficulty. The isk will be paid before the question is answered to prevent you running away with your ill gained information. However if i am unable to answer your question then the isk will be refunded immediately. now most of you will be thinking zomg scam. But since the amount of isk being dealed is comparitevly small i would make more isk by keeping my buisness scam free (the max i will make from a scam is 5million) whereas if i kept my buisness running and i answered two peoples questions i will have already made 10mil (i know were talking big sums here). So anyway thats the plan.
Mail me ingame with your question and send the fee and i will answer as soon as i can
Let the flaming commence
oh and feel free to ask questions of the unmarkety type here those are free 
also if there is not enough interest in the first few days ill lower the cost abit Join The Muffin Factory |

Roguehalo
RH Ship Brokers
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Posted - 2008.05.27 19:23:00 -
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Hmmm I somehow got a feeling that you AREN'T going to put the help channel out of business anytime soon 
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.27 19:24:00 -
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yes good luck finding marketting help in the help channel Join The Muffin Factory |

jna
Black Ash Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.27 21:44:00 -
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tbh, I'd pay 5m isk if you'd answer questions here, publically.
The inevitable flamefest would make it more than worth the iskies 
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YouGotRipped
Ewigkeit
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Posted - 2008.05.28 11:35:00 -
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Edited by: YouGotRipped on 28/05/2008 11:36:26
Originally by: Death4free Hello and welcome to the eve market kiosk [...]
Sound logic. Reminds me of what a friend of mine used to say: "Wherever you go you could always find 5-10 individuals that are more stupid than you are."
Before throwing money at this guy it would be nice to check on his char ingame. I promise it's worth it. hahah
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 15:02:00 -
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Originally by: YouGotRipped
it would be nice to check on his char ingame. I promise it's worth it. hahah
enlighten me on whats so funny about it..unless ur talking about my slightly colourful corp history Eve information kiosk
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Alex Redwidth
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Posted - 2008.05.28 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: YouGotRipped Before throwing money at this guy it would be nice to check on his char ingame. I promise it's worth it. hahah
What, like the fact they spent much of yesterday trolling the Minerals & Manufacturing chat channel then decides on a 'career' in customer service?
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 16:34:00 -
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well yeah i do tend to get annoyed when people start advertising merc services and bpc and such in the wrong channel......
not only that but its an eula violation Eve information kiosk
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YouGotRipped
Ewigkeit
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Posted - 2008.05.28 16:49:00 -
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Edited by: YouGotRipped on 28/05/2008 16:55:06
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: YouGotRipped
it would be nice to check on his char ingame. I promise it's worth it. hahah
enlighten me on whats so funny about it..unless ur talking about my slightly colourful corp history
"The fee is 5million isk per question regardless of difficulty." Pay up and I'll tell you.
I also see that you're trying to sell a corp for POS anchoring in 0.5 sec caldari and amarr space, the price being 150m. Any luck with that one?
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 16:57:00 -
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Edited by: Death4free on 28/05/2008 16:59:01 no but then its been up for all of afew hours Eve information kiosk
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Serenity Steele
Dynamic Data Distribution Ministry of Information
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Posted - 2008.05.28 17:21:00 -
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Service fee for information. Great to see it happening, and good luck with your venture :)
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Serenity Steele Service fee for information. Great to see it happening, and good luck with your venture :)
thanks for the non-flame :)
ok because i very much doubt anyone is willing to pay 5 mil im reducing the price to 1mil and you can ask and have your questions answered in this topic Eve information kiosk
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Alex Redwidth
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Posted - 2008.05.28 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Death4free not only that but its an eula violation
No more so than bullying others in the channel to 'shut up' because only you get to request orders as you are more important.
Originally by: Death4free ok because i very much doubt anyone is willing to pay 5 mil im reducing the price to 1mil and you can ask and have your questions answered in this topic
Please post details of what guarantees we have that you'll know the answer to the question we've paid for. What are your realistic objectives towards service level and how will you cope with questions you don't know the answer to? What is your process for applying for refunds?
What about those who make financial decisions based on your information, will they be entitled to seek damages from you should your information prove to be wrong?
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: Alex Redwidth
Originally by: Death4free not only that but its an eula violation
No more so than bullying others in the channel to 'shut up' because only you get to request orders as you are more important.
Originally by: Death4free ok because i very much doubt anyone is willing to pay 5 mil im reducing the price to 1mil and you can ask and have your questions answered in this topic
Please post details of what guarantees we have that you'll know the answer to the question we've paid for. What are your realistic objectives towards service level and how will you cope with questions you don't know the answer to? What is your process for applying for refunds?
What about those who make financial decisions based on your information, will they be entitled to seek damages from you should your information prove to be wrong?
well first i still cant beleive you took the chat channel thing seriousely but i guess its hard to interpret emotions through a chat channel
secondly short of my discountinued work as the kisok owner theres no real guarantee i wont run off with your isk but if you want to think of it like this theres a maximum 2-3 mil i could steal before ppl started to call this a scam and i lose buisness where as i could just make that after 3 or four more questions answered
next point- There is no guarantee ill know the answer to the question which is why ill guarantee a refund if i cannot find the answer to your question (maximum time allowed is a day since you may post in a different timezone to me)
I am not liable to refund the costs of materials and/or currency lost during trades done using my advice. as i do not force people to use my advice and i am simply offering one (of possibly many) soloutions its not under any way shape or form my responsibility for what you use the information for.
However if i answer a question incorrectly and you can then prove that the question was answered incorrectly i will provide an immediate refund Eve information kiosk
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YouGotRipped
Ewigkeit
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Posted - 2008.05.28 18:23:00 -
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Edited by: YouGotRipped on 28/05/2008 18:26:05
It won't work dude. However, if you show me you know how to beg properly, from the bottom of your heart, (you know that humble look, dull eyes etc) I might give you 1 mil isk.
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.28 18:52:00 -
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it was worth a try its not like i have much else to do while i wait for my corp 2 sell
oh and ill beg for the possibility of 2mil isk no less!
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Opertone
SIEGE.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 05:21:00 -
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i have a question : what's the value of a young girl? (they value themselves so much)
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KISOGOKU
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Posted - 2008.05.29 06:06:00 -
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Edited by: KISOGOKU on 29/05/2008 06:06:40 Ill do a favour to death4free and answer this ,send isk to him .Everything you have + you can pay at next 100 years anything else?
Originally by: Opertone i have a question : what's the value of a young girl? (they value themselves so much)
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Riethe
Invictus Sovereignty
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: KISOGOKU Edited by: KISOGOKU on 29/05/2008 06:06:40 Ill do a favour to death4free and answer this ,send isk to him .Everything you have + you can pay at next 100 years anything else?
Originally by: Opertone i have a question : what's the value of a young girl? (they value themselves so much)
What does this even mean?
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EBANK Ricdic
Eve-Tech Savings n Loans
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Posted - 2008.05.29 11:25:00 -
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Originally by: Riethe
Originally by: KISOGOKU Edited by: KISOGOKU on 29/05/2008 06:06:40 Ill do a favour to death4free and answer this ,send isk to him .Everything you have + you can pay at next 100 years anything else?
Originally by: Opertone i have a question : what's the value of a young girl? (they value themselves so much)
What does this even mean?
I think that Kisogoku guy smokes *****.
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Zeronale
Dark Canyon Corporation Empire Research
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Posted - 2008.05.29 14:39:00 -
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Nice thread death! 
I'll answer question with half assed answers for 500k a question.
Bidding War?
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.29 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Zeronale Nice thread death! 
I'll answer question with half assed answers for 500k a question.
Bidding War?
ill do it for 499999.99 Eve information kiosk
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Riethe
Invictus Sovereignty
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Posted - 2008.05.29 23:00:00 -
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I'll pay you to ask me questions.
Yeah.
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Death4free
The corp corp
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:34:00 -
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sweet
er......
how are you? Eve information kiosk
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles Zzz
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:05:00 -
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What have been the 20 best-performing IPOs & bonds in EVE over the last 12 months, taking into account growth & dividends as appropriate?
Isk sent, I expect an answer or a refund... My research services Spreadsheets: Top speed calculation - Halo Implant stats |

Death4free
Expedition and Engineering Quantum Star Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kazuo Ishiguro What have been the 20 best-performing IPOs & bonds in EVE over the last 12 months, taking into account growth & dividends as appropriate?
Isk sent, I expect an answer or a refund...
isk refunded ^^ (its not that i cant i just cant be arsed) Eve information kiosk
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