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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Deira Lenia Jup, seems you do lose alot of foul language.
Cant write a post without it?
Anyway, you got 150m back off that pos?
I'm not sure, but the average POS i deploy is over 1.2b if its a non deathstar, and far over 2b if it is.
It's cool you can afford a 7b hyperion, but not having ISK spare to fit a POS is just hillarious.
Why was that POS important if it was offline? And how was that mini gang capable of killing it if it was not? It obviously didnt have any guns fitted.
Nice kills, but the reason why is quite wierd.
the idiocy, ignorance and lack of knowledge is strong in this one.
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mikeh24
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.06.15 21:44:00 -
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El'Tar wins eve, time to find a new game
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 21:52:00 -
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Trailer, only inclues 2 of the kills, Garmonation 5 will contain all ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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The Tzar
Malicious Intentions Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:02:00 -
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WTB : Garmon's Modified Social Adaptation Chip __________________________________________
'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until they speak' __________________________________________ |

Deira Lenia
The Chaotic Order Void.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:17:00 -
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LoL @ the evil-thug sound.
I've seen defeat, i shall not troll your thread. -- Real men corpse tank Void Forums The Chaotic Order Forums |

Pagey
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: El'Tar Trailer, only inclues 2 of the kills, Garmonation 5 will contain all
Your fc seems enthusiastic
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Yin Singlar
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: Deira Lenia LoL @ the evil-thug sound.
I've seen defeat, i shall not troll your thread.
It didn't seem that you were trolling, but being the victim.
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:24:00 -
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The time is nearly upon us my fellow garmonites. Soon, Garmon will be freed from the evil tyrany of the ccp ban and we shall rise up and fight our enemies with smack and spam and flames and a troll army.
The holy trinity is aproaching oh faithfull. The Lord Garmon, Planks the bastard son of the virgin mother Yendaj, and the Holy Spirit El'tar will unite and stuff.
AND YE SHALL KNOW THE TIME OF THE UPRISING WHEN THE WORDS 'NO U!!!' ARE UTTERED AND GARMON RIDES FORTH UPON THE GOLDEN RUPTURE. FLEETS SHALL FALL, CAREBEARS WILL COWER, FORUM MODS SHALL QUAKE AND ALL UNFAITHAL SHALL PERISH.
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S'pht'Kr h'Narhl
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:32:00 -
[69]
Oh crap, myspace is invading EVE! Dogpile on El'Tar!!!
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Lana Torrin
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Planks AND YE SHALL KNOW THE TIME OF THE UPRISING WHEN THE WORDS 'NO U!!!' ARE UTTERED AND GARMON RIDES FORTH UPON THE GOLDEN RUPTURE. FLEETS SHALL FALL, CAREBEARS WILL COWER, FORUM MODS SHALL QUAKE AND ALL UNFAITHAL SHALL PERISH.
Stop it Planks.. Your getting me all excited.
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Deitre Cibrus
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 23:11:00 -
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El'Tar > eve
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes Please don't derail your own thread.
What is this sig missing? Pretty colours? -Conuion Not true! Has plenty -Deitre It's missing the goat!- Tirg Cowbell! -Scyd Gold gold, baby -Sahwoolo Violet fluffiness? -Incognus What rhymes with orange? -Rauth |

Setana Manoro
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 23:23:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Pagey
Originally by: El'Tar Trailer, only inclues 2 of the kills, Garmonation 5 will contain all
Your fc seems enthusiastic
That's Evil Thug. I think when AAA killed the MC titan.
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Necronomicon
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 00:04:00 -
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Take a bow, you win, not laughed over eve in a long time.
KIA - Don't ask me, I was off grid.
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zarkoness
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Posted - 2008.06.16 01:27:00 -
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Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:32:48 Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:29:49 The only thing he won, was the pleasure to beg for chump change. It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk. Its wasen's his POS ! thats clear. Its seem that is frustration is due to lack of sex.
I was in sector and all lies the only warrior i saw was a poor image of a child crying and attacking non pvp ship on a dead pos great kill warrior shame on you for posting to start with ! Hope you feel better creating a fictional post Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
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Captain Tenial
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Posted - 2008.06.16 01:41:00 -
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ok now i find it kinda funny how he tries to play like he dont speak english when he can spell most of the words correct but fck up on the ez ones . second u sound like a fckn mongoloid on ur epeic 4 sec fraps. El'tar = h-mo in my books. u are straight fail lol
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Jin'Eltar
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:21:00 -
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Edited by: Jin''Eltar on 16/06/2008 02:21:10
Originally by: Captain Tenial ok now i find it kinda funny how he tries to play like he dont speak english when he can spell most of the words correct but fck up on the ez ones . second u sound like a fckn mongoloid on ur epeic 4 sec fraps. El'tar = h-mo in my books. u are straight fail lol
Haha, and youre a faliure alt.
El'tar, you have made me laugh my ass off, which I rarely do these days in eve. I sure hope to see moar of these pure win threads soon 
EDIT: **** I posted with alt by accident, oh nvm 
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Dominatus Crispus
Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:43:00 -
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/me bows to El`Tar... I'll remember this thread for some time to come. ____________________
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Minsuki
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.16 03:17:00 -
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Edited by: Minsuki on 16/06/2008 03:17:40 I once jammed garmon's rupture and have since been diagnosed with breast cancer.
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Zev Liu
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:13:00 -
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Originally by: Minsuki Edited by: Minsuki on 16/06/2008 03:17:40 I once jammed garmon's rupture and have since been diagnosed with breast cancer.
Some things just arent funny
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UberNero
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:19:00 -
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/me bows to El`Tar
You have won my applause good sir.
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Gamov
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:44:00 -
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Originally by: zarkoness
It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk.
GARMON HAS E-HONOR !!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven
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tarin adur
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:22:00 -
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<3 El'Tar and Garmon, nice kills mate =)
And rofl at those set-ups....HMl on a hyperion, cargo expander on a mega, ecm on a dominix, that myrm has so much fail it's not even funny, and the best fit ship in there is the triple tank raven, lol.
Someone tell these guys to join the caldari militia so i can kill them too.
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Ambrosious Martin
Son of Man Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:40:00 -
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Originally by: Yesh Now I know it may sound funny to mock christianity, but as a practicing christian I urge you not to do so.
God loves all of us, but to use His name in vain or to mock the bible could end in your enternal punishment. If not actuall hell then you risk never getting in to heaven and walking the earth in limbo.
Yes im sure you feel most proper saying that when you portray a character in a space fantasy online game and and that character represents a member of a Corp named dirty filthy perverts...
Oh please mr Pope sir... show me the way as so I dont go to hell.
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Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 07:22:00 -
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El'Tar is fierce and mighty warrior!!! All hail El'Tar!!!
Garmon is god, and El'Tar is his prophet! All bow before god's prophet on earth! Repent of your sins, and the great lord Garmon will one day return!
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Ming Zu
lost misfits
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Posted - 2008.06.16 08:50:00 -
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I lought my a** off because of the voice in the trailer   
Epic win 
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Stealthman06
Wolf's in Sheep's Clothing
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:21:00 -
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You made me laugh. The first good post in C&P after a long time :)
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SunGod RA
Sincarnate Contracts
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:29:00 -
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gold!!
extra points for awesome fittings =P
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Tenial ok now i find it kinda funny how he tries to play like he dont speak english when he can spell most of the words correct but fck up on the ez ones . second u sound like a fckn mongoloid on ur epeic 4 sec fraps. El'tar = h-mo in my books. u are straight fail lol
That mongoloid voice is taken from a soundboard somewhere and added to the movie later.
I know garmon in RL. We go to church together and I can tell you that voice isn't his.
1st the movie is speeded up so the voice would be speeded up too. 2nd it was a solo kill so who would he be shouting at? 3rd eltar is welsh (and therefore isn't strictly a true christian) and that voice wasnt welsh.
I reserve the right to say I knew the quoted post was a garmon alt all along and that I am aware I have fallen for the troll.
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LtCol Killgore
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:42:00 -
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This all makes sense if you imagine El'Tar as 'Borat', in accent and intellect.
P.S. in case post contains truth, 500bil of BPO's left in a POS deserves to get nuked.
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.16 10:53:00 -
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Originally by: zarkoness Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:32:48 Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:29:49 The only thing he won, was the pleasure to beg for chump change. It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk. Its wasen's his POS ! thats clear. Its seem that is frustration is due to lack of sex.
I was in sector and all lies the only warrior i saw was a poor image of a child crying and attacking non pvp ship on a dead pos great kill warrior shame on you for posting to start with ! Hope you feel better creating a fictional post Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
IT WAS MY POS AND IT WAS ******* PROVEN YOU ******* NOOB
150M ISK FOR MY WIFE IS A LOT TO HER
FRUSTRATING DUE TO LACK OF SEX? WE **** EVERY ******* NIGHT
IM 26 AND THOSE GUYS WAS ATTACK POS OF WIFE - WHAT AM I TO DO
NO ITS NOT HARD TO LOOK AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE IM ******* AWESOME ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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