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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 12:42:00 -
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Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 12:43:24 hi.
i was roam hypriron class batleship in vitrauze i was alerted by beutiful queen tash ( yendaj ) that pos was under attak she was order me go revenge on em turds
El'Tar > PLEASE LEAVE OUR POS ALONE ITS ALL WE HAVE El'Tar > OR YOU WILL PERISH dragons den guy 1 > lol noob u shud defend ur pos's better m8, ur luky we didnt **** your corp up El'Tar > ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE dragons den guy 1 > ur welcome 2 try lol but wed pwn ur ass you little ***********got El'Tar > but beutiful tash was told me defend pos so that what i gonna do OR BACK DOWN dragons den guy 1 > lol dragons den guy 1 > woman playin eve prolly not beautiful, prolly ugly geek *****
AT THIS POINT I GOT VERY ANGRY
i saw 2 hypriron 2 dominxi 1 caldari navy raven 1 megatron on scaner
i was put on klingong warrior helmet and go in 4 battle and pwn em
i saw the pos was dead and i went in rage! ******* ****S KILLED OUR POS
megatron down first then hyprion then dominix and dominix then i was make approch of caldari navy raven but i was run out of capacitor boosting chargies(his shields capacity half when me warp half hull)
i was dock and undock
they now got hyperion raven myrmodon thorax and was shot me
so i was battle em and killd all of em diks
combiot report
SO YEA DRAGONS DEN GIVE BACK OUR POS OR ELSE ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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kublai
Art of War Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.06.15 12:53:00 -
[2]
Whatever it is you're on...
I speak on behalf of my corporation Even when smacking |

Lorz0r
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 12:53:00 -
[3]
wp. very wp.
also; i lol'd
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.15 12:53:00 -
[4]
Garmon strikes again.
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Sidephex
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.15 12:59:00 -
[5]
epic tbh ___________
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:02:00 -
[6]

    
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Amarr'd
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:03:00 -
[7]
Hi im Amarr'd
You were a very honorable warrior, and you try to save POS. But at least u get revenge WELL DONE warrior man.
queen tash ( yendaj ) is indeed VERY BEAUTIFULL.
Hi.
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Rajere
No Trademark The OSS
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:18:00 -
[8]
nice rapemode, gl with the pos thing NOTR |

Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:22:00 -
[9]
El'tar is too uber for likes of us mere mortals.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:29:00 -
[10]
El'Tar is indeed a Fierce Warrior Assumption of Risk |

Lanu
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:36:00 -
[11]
♥
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:43:00 -
[12]
So beautiful, El'Tar is like god and stuff.
A Pirates Perspective
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 14:13:00 -
[13]
I convo ceo ask for reimbursment now
he say no **** you
i now go vitrauze to revenge more on these little turds ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Napolie
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.15 14:39:00 -
[14]
Hail the fierce warrior who also seems to have some unique linguistic capabilities!
El'Tar posts never declines.
HSY recruitment! |

Xavanith
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Posted - 2008.06.15 14:57:00 -
[15]
Wow, that story is so full of lies its insane, how about to begin with, you name the corp that the pos was owned by? cause I am 110% sure that the 2 month inactive pos was not even yours.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.06.15 14:58:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Xavanith Wow, that story is so full of lies its insane, how about to begin with, you name the corp that the pos was owned by? cause I am 110% sure that the 2 month inactive pos was not even yours.
Do you hear that? That is the sound of the clue, which just went over your head 
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:00:00 -
[17]
Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 15:01:39
Originally by: Xavanith Wow, that story is so full of lies its insane, how about to begin with, you name the corp that the pos was owned by? cause I am 110% sure that the 2 month inactive pos was not even yours.
This my friends is the CEO of Dragons den
REIMBURST POS OR I MAKE SIEGE OF VITRAUZE
I am not saying what my alt's corp is in public as i have 500b in bpo's in my other pos and got erebus bein built ( 2 pwn Dragons Den )
________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Gamov
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:11:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Xavanith Wow, that story is so full of lies its insane, how about to begin with, you name the corp that the pos was owned by? cause I am 110% sure that the 2 month inactive pos was not even yours.
we know the truth
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easei
AnTi. Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:16:00 -
[19]
LOL Their setups were terrible no wonder you killed all of them.
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:18:00 -
[20]
Xavanith > I'll pay you 50m if you change what you said on forums El'Tar > y? Xavanith > Because it makes us look like noobs El'Tar > can i have pos back? Xavanith > no, 50m, final offer El'Tar > THEN **** YOU **** ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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SkeletonDenial
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:24:00 -
[21]

That is why you talk nice to El'Tar, and then do a u-turn when he is in local.
. TFS!
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Pagey
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:27:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Xavanith Wow, that story is so full of lies its insane, how about to begin with, you name the corp that the pos was owned by? cause I am 110% sure that the 2 month inactive pos was not even yours.
LIES, DAMNED LIES AND STATISTICS
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Xavanith
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:28:00 -
[23]
500 billion in bpo huh?
The POS was owned by Drexler Burnum Inc. A corp with two inactive members. The POS was offline when i found it two months ago. (musta been real important to you)
Your story from one end to the other has about 1% accuracy to it, Making up stories to make yourself look good is just gonna make you look bad in the end dude.
BTW: the answer to your question is.... NO!!
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eliminator2
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:30:00 -
[24]
lol uber kills mate
btw did any check there setups i lol'ed at the thread it self but wen i checked the fittings on there ships i loled even more
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Pagey
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:32:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Xavanith
Your story from one end to the other has about 1% accuracy to it, Making up stories to make yourself look good is just gonna make you look bad in the end dude.
I too am bitter after losing six battleships to El'Tar
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:41:00 -
[26]
Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 15:43:10
Originally by: Xavanith 500 billion in bpo huh?
The POS was owned by Drexler Burnum Inc. A corp with two inactive members. The POS was offline when i found it two months ago. (musta been real important to you)
Your story from one end to the other has about 1% accuracy to it, Making up stories to make yourself look good is just gonna make you look bad in the end dude.
BTW: the answer to your question is.... NO!!
Yes i got 500 billions in bpos. yes Drexler Burnum Inc. is alt corp.s
but we are very rich man and me not think spend time to get pos is valuable time - BUT IF SOME ONE ATTACK POS OF WOMAN THAT BELONG TO ME - this is sign OF DISRESPECT - as any good husband, you would warrior for your wife imo
it is like u go 2 some's house and snatch a guy's wifes mother - maybe the guy like this but it is not like because it is bother wife so man go angry cos wife is upset etc
i sugest u read bible 4 morals ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Nitemare111
Dark Horse Regiment Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:52:00 -
[27]
El'Tar, take a few deep breaths....
Put down the Klingon hat...
Pass whatever you've been smoking...
------ "When in doubt, aim for the crotch." "There's no problem that the application of suitable firepower cannot fix."
Originally by: A Belief Nothing is yours until it's ISK in your wallet. So it goes.
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Arthin Mutin
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:01:00 -
[28]
I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
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Wideen
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:03:00 -
[29]
Originally by: El'Tar
i sugest u read bible 4 morals
PRICELESS LOL 
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ILikeTastyPie
Digital assassins
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:13:00 -
[30]
Edited by: ILikeTastyPie on 15/06/2008 16:14:37
as any good husband, you would warrior for your wife imo
i sugest u read bible 4 morals
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahaha el'tar you own so much btw that megathron had a cargo expander on rofl
*I fail at quoting.
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:22:00 -
[31]
Now I know it may sound funny to mock christianity, but as a practicing christian I urge you not to do so.
God loves all of us, but to use His name in vain or to mock the bible could end in your enternal punishment. If not actuall hell then you risk never getting in to heaven and walking the earth in limbo. |

El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:27:00 -
[32]
Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 16:29:48
i not makin fun of christianitys tho, + i do follow bible so stupid peeps liek u can say **** to me if u follow bible u will go 2 heaven, and if not u go to hell, simple as that, go preach elsewhere
ps respect 4 bein christian ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Venetian Tar
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:37:00 -
[33]
I approve of El'Tar and his service/lawl's. -----------------------
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:38:00 -
[34]
oh come on u can do better than that you**** ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Venetian Tar
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:49:00 -
[35]
Stfu U DIK! -----------------------
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Setana Manoro
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:10:00 -
[36]
If this is not in your next vid, i'm gonna come down to your Kubinen home and steal ur wife !
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Effy Muller
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:20:00 -
[37]
I was once in the same system as Garmon and I saw his rupture. The next day I won ú10 on the lottery. |

Pete X
Smack Tards Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:21:00 -
[38]
  
Quote: Live by e-peen, die by e-peen.
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Sister Libertina
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:22:00 -
[39]
I once bumped my ship in to Garmons ship outside a station. I had been dieing of an incurable desiese and hence playing eve a lot, but after 'touching' Garmon I was cured and feel much better now.
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KIAEddZ
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:28:00 -
[40]
fkn great thread.
KIA EVE Home
KIA in game Public Channel "KIA"
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Dihania
Mucho Dolor
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:37:00 -
[41]
best thread in ages  man.. pass on what you're smoking.
Originally by: El'Tar
i sugest u read bible 4 morals
quote of the day . Stuff I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting this sig space. Open to take on various jobs. |

Promethian child
VITOC
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Posted - 2008.06.15 17:59:00 -
[42]
Posting in an El'Tar thread 
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Tai Paktu
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:18:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Xavanith 500 billion in bpo huh?
The POS was owned by Drexler Burnum Inc. A corp with two inactive members. The POS was offline when i found it two months ago. (musta been real important to you)
Your story from one end to the other has about 1% accuracy to it, Making up stories to make yourself look good is just gonna make you look bad in the end dude.
BTW: the answer to your question is.... NO!!
WOOSH!
You totally didn't see what he did thar.
Poasting in an El'Tar thread. Also, posting in what may likely turn out to be another Planks-esque style super-troll. But I don't care 'cus it's epic. ______
http://eve-files.com/sig/TaiPaktu/sig3.PNG |

Deira Lenia
The Chaotic Order Void.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:26:00 -
[44]
Oh noes, the guy in a officer fitted hyperion we lost 2 drakes to a week or so ago.
Good luck on defending a pos that was not yours or online apparently.
Nice job on tearing through that gang through, if they are actual real KM's.
Didnt you warp to a dead POS and went on a Emo rage?
Then why do nearly all those mails have a gategun on it? (only checked a handfull)
Do you always use that much foul language? I guess you do, my PM/Local logs show this from our last encounter.
Oh btw. how can you "steal" a POS? I'd be delighted to "steal" some pos on Dypro moons for example.
Can i have your autograph? or will that cost us 2 drakes again?
I'll be pleased if i see his killmail. Will be worth quite alot to me. And finaly prove if that Hype is really officer fitted. -- Real men corpse tank Void Forums The Chaotic Order Forums |

El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:33:00 -
[45]
Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 18:33:41
Originally by: Deira Lenia Oh noes, the guy in a officer fitted hyperion we lost 2 drakes to a week or so ago.
1. Good luck on defending a pos that was not yours or online apparently.
2. Nice job on tearing through that gang through, if they are actual real KM's.
3. Didnt you warp to a dead POS and went on a Emo rage?
4. Then why do nearly all those mails have a gategun on it? (only checked a handfull)
5. Do you always use that much foul language? I guess you do, my PM/Local logs show this from our last encounter.
6. Oh btw. how can you "steal" a POS? I'd be delighted to "steal" some pos on Dypro moons for example.
7. Can i have your autograph? or will that cost us 2 drakes again?
8. I'll be pleased if i see his killmail. Will be worth quite alot to me. And finaly prove if that Hype is really officer fitted.
You forgot mention that there was archon with your 2 drakes - I still battle you - like honorable warrior with integrity and spirit
1. it was my pos u dik - u got proofs it wasnt my pos? that right **** YOU 2. THEY ARE REAL SO **** YOU 3. MY WIFE WAS UPSET ABOUT THIS AND I WANT AVENGE HER 4. I specifically stated that second battle was on STATION 5. NO U 6. shots it then right click scoop 7. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 8. MY 7B HYPERION IS CURRENTLY DOCKED AND SAFE ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Lancard
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:47:00 -
[46]
Good thread.
Curious... the KMs show that you use both Electron and Ion blasters, at least after the dock/undock. My guess is that mix is fitted due to an uber-tank which causes PG issues?
P.S. Sentry Drones are a nice touch, not a common site anymore 
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:49:00 -
[47]
if ur not using garde ii's ****off ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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William DeMeo
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.06.15 18:50:00 -
[48]
lol'd Yarr |

Viqtoria
Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:05:00 -
[49]
stop now or maek u close to die      
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:19:00 -
[50]
This is a great thread. I approve.
The great el'tar does not post fake killmails.
The great el'tar has officer mods and x-type hardeners on his Hyperion.
The great el'tar must not be bashed or i will avenge him.
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:34:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Lancard Good thread.
Curious... the KMs show that you use both Electron and Ion blasters, at least after the dock/undock. My guess is that mix is fitted due to an uber-tank which causes PG issues?
P.S. Sentry Drones are a nice touch, not a common site anymore 
He uses one electron the reast ions due to fitting uissues
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Tashiell Gao
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:38:00 -
[52]
Doing my tiny bit of replying to the thread. 
Tashiell Gao, Minmatar Inside.
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:40:00 -
[53]
ok they return 150m isk
i am satisifed
dragons den is no longer kos ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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achoura
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:56:00 -
[54]
I fully expect to see fraps of this in the near future m8  ***The EVE servers and their patches*** |

Deira Lenia
The Chaotic Order Void.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:58:00 -
[55]
Jup, seems you do lose alot of foul language.
Cant write a post without it?
Anyway, you got 150m back off that pos?
I'm not sure, but the average POS i deploy is over 1.2b if its a non deathstar, and far over 2b if it is.
It's cool you can afford a 7b hyperion, but not having ISK spare to fit a POS is just hillarious.
Why was that POS important if it was offline? And how was that mini gang capable of killing it if it was not? It obviously didnt have any guns fitted.
Nice kills, but the reason why is quite wierd. -- Real men corpse tank Void Forums The Chaotic Order Forums |

El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:07:00 -
[56]
Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 20:10:25
Originally by: Deira Lenia Jup, seems you do lose alot of foul language.
Cant write a post without it?
Anyway, you got 150m back off that pos?
I'm not sure, but the average POS i deploy is over 1.2b if its a non deathstar, and far over 2b if it is.
It's cool you can afford a 7b hyperion, but not having ISK spare to fit a POS is just hillarious.
Why was that POS important if it was offline? And how was that mini gang capable of killing it if it was not? It obviously didnt have any guns fitted.
Nice kills, but the reason why is quite wierd.
it was my wifes pos who wasnt able to keep it sustained so it went offline
i have 42b, including 600-650 in assets but my wife wants to be independant, 150m means a lot to her ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:11:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Deira Lenia Jup, seems you do lose alot of foul language.
The word you want is "use", El'Tar has never lost any foul language.
Originally by: Deira Lenia
Nice kills, but the reason why is quite wierd.
El'tar doesn't need a reason.
A Pirates Perspective
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Burning Towel
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:19:00 -
[58]
I had my lower left leg amputated after being run over by a milk float a while ago. Two days ago I bought a gyrostab off Garmon and now a new leg is starting to grow from the stump. |

space hobo
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:23:00 -
[59]
if those setups are real i feel sorry for the ships
------------------- 400x120@24000 bytes Maximum please. - Acario Vito
its not my fault that noobs PC's cant handle small image's - space hobo |

Riho
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:35:00 -
[60]
El'Tar wins :)
best thread ever :D
those wo dont get it... i feel sorry :P ---------------------------------- Yes... this is my main. Extreme Troll Slayer...
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.15 20:45:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Deira Lenia Jup, seems you do lose alot of foul language.
Cant write a post without it?
Anyway, you got 150m back off that pos?
I'm not sure, but the average POS i deploy is over 1.2b if its a non deathstar, and far over 2b if it is.
It's cool you can afford a 7b hyperion, but not having ISK spare to fit a POS is just hillarious.
Why was that POS important if it was offline? And how was that mini gang capable of killing it if it was not? It obviously didnt have any guns fitted.
Nice kills, but the reason why is quite wierd.
the idiocy, ignorance and lack of knowledge is strong in this one.
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mikeh24
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.06.15 21:44:00 -
[62]
El'Tar wins eve, time to find a new game
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.15 21:52:00 -
[63]
Trailer, only inclues 2 of the kills, Garmonation 5 will contain all ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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The Tzar
Malicious Intentions Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:02:00 -
[64]
WTB : Garmon's Modified Social Adaptation Chip __________________________________________
'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until they speak' __________________________________________ |

Deira Lenia
The Chaotic Order Void.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:17:00 -
[65]
LoL @ the evil-thug sound.
I've seen defeat, i shall not troll your thread. -- Real men corpse tank Void Forums The Chaotic Order Forums |

Pagey
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:17:00 -
[66]
Originally by: El'Tar Trailer, only inclues 2 of the kills, Garmonation 5 will contain all
Your fc seems enthusiastic
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Yin Singlar
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:20:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Deira Lenia LoL @ the evil-thug sound.
I've seen defeat, i shall not troll your thread.
It didn't seem that you were trolling, but being the victim.
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:24:00 -
[68]
The time is nearly upon us my fellow garmonites. Soon, Garmon will be freed from the evil tyrany of the ccp ban and we shall rise up and fight our enemies with smack and spam and flames and a troll army.
The holy trinity is aproaching oh faithfull. The Lord Garmon, Planks the bastard son of the virgin mother Yendaj, and the Holy Spirit El'tar will unite and stuff.
AND YE SHALL KNOW THE TIME OF THE UPRISING WHEN THE WORDS 'NO U!!!' ARE UTTERED AND GARMON RIDES FORTH UPON THE GOLDEN RUPTURE. FLEETS SHALL FALL, CAREBEARS WILL COWER, FORUM MODS SHALL QUAKE AND ALL UNFAITHAL SHALL PERISH.
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S'pht'Kr h'Narhl
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:32:00 -
[69]
Oh crap, myspace is invading EVE! Dogpile on El'Tar!!!
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Lana Torrin
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Posted - 2008.06.15 22:44:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Planks AND YE SHALL KNOW THE TIME OF THE UPRISING WHEN THE WORDS 'NO U!!!' ARE UTTERED AND GARMON RIDES FORTH UPON THE GOLDEN RUPTURE. FLEETS SHALL FALL, CAREBEARS WILL COWER, FORUM MODS SHALL QUAKE AND ALL UNFAITHAL SHALL PERISH.
Stop it Planks.. Your getting me all excited.
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Deitre Cibrus
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 23:11:00 -
[71]
El'Tar > eve
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes Please don't derail your own thread.
What is this sig missing? Pretty colours? -Conuion Not true! Has plenty -Deitre It's missing the goat!- Tirg Cowbell! -Scyd Gold gold, baby -Sahwoolo Violet fluffiness? -Incognus What rhymes with orange? -Rauth |

Setana Manoro
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.15 23:23:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Pagey
Originally by: El'Tar Trailer, only inclues 2 of the kills, Garmonation 5 will contain all
Your fc seems enthusiastic
That's Evil Thug. I think when AAA killed the MC titan.
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Necronomicon
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 00:04:00 -
[73]
Take a bow, you win, not laughed over eve in a long time.
KIA - Don't ask me, I was off grid.
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zarkoness
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Posted - 2008.06.16 01:27:00 -
[74]
Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:32:48 Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:29:49 The only thing he won, was the pleasure to beg for chump change. It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk. Its wasen's his POS ! thats clear. Its seem that is frustration is due to lack of sex.
I was in sector and all lies the only warrior i saw was a poor image of a child crying and attacking non pvp ship on a dead pos great kill warrior shame on you for posting to start with ! Hope you feel better creating a fictional post Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
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Captain Tenial
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Posted - 2008.06.16 01:41:00 -
[75]
ok now i find it kinda funny how he tries to play like he dont speak english when he can spell most of the words correct but fck up on the ez ones . second u sound like a fckn mongoloid on ur epeic 4 sec fraps. El'tar = h-mo in my books. u are straight fail lol
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Jin'Eltar
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:21:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Jin''Eltar on 16/06/2008 02:21:10
Originally by: Captain Tenial ok now i find it kinda funny how he tries to play like he dont speak english when he can spell most of the words correct but fck up on the ez ones . second u sound like a fckn mongoloid on ur epeic 4 sec fraps. El'tar = h-mo in my books. u are straight fail lol
Haha, and youre a faliure alt.
El'tar, you have made me laugh my ass off, which I rarely do these days in eve. I sure hope to see moar of these pure win threads soon 
EDIT: **** I posted with alt by accident, oh nvm 
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Dominatus Crispus
Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:43:00 -
[77]
/me bows to El`Tar... I'll remember this thread for some time to come. ____________________
ravetrax.com ... player owned and operated |

Minsuki
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.16 03:17:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Minsuki on 16/06/2008 03:17:40 I once jammed garmon's rupture and have since been diagnosed with breast cancer.
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Zev Liu
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:13:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Minsuki Edited by: Minsuki on 16/06/2008 03:17:40 I once jammed garmon's rupture and have since been diagnosed with breast cancer.
Some things just arent funny
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UberNero
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:19:00 -
[80]
/me bows to El`Tar
You have won my applause good sir.
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Gamov
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:44:00 -
[81]
Originally by: zarkoness
It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk.
GARMON HAS E-HONOR !!!!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven
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tarin adur
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:22:00 -
[82]
<3 El'Tar and Garmon, nice kills mate =)
And rofl at those set-ups....HMl on a hyperion, cargo expander on a mega, ecm on a dominix, that myrm has so much fail it's not even funny, and the best fit ship in there is the triple tank raven, lol.
Someone tell these guys to join the caldari militia so i can kill them too.
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Ambrosious Martin
Son of Man Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:40:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Yesh Now I know it may sound funny to mock christianity, but as a practicing christian I urge you not to do so.
God loves all of us, but to use His name in vain or to mock the bible could end in your enternal punishment. If not actuall hell then you risk never getting in to heaven and walking the earth in limbo.
Yes im sure you feel most proper saying that when you portray a character in a space fantasy online game and and that character represents a member of a Corp named dirty filthy perverts...
Oh please mr Pope sir... show me the way as so I dont go to hell.
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Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 07:22:00 -
[84]
El'Tar is fierce and mighty warrior!!! All hail El'Tar!!!
Garmon is god, and El'Tar is his prophet! All bow before god's prophet on earth! Repent of your sins, and the great lord Garmon will one day return!
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Ming Zu
lost misfits
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Posted - 2008.06.16 08:50:00 -
[85]
I lought my a** off because of the voice in the trailer   
Epic win 
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Stealthman06
Wolf's in Sheep's Clothing
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:21:00 -
[86]
You made me laugh. The first good post in C&P after a long time :)
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SunGod RA
Sincarnate Contracts
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:29:00 -
[87]
gold!!
extra points for awesome fittings =P
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:36:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Captain Tenial ok now i find it kinda funny how he tries to play like he dont speak english when he can spell most of the words correct but fck up on the ez ones . second u sound like a fckn mongoloid on ur epeic 4 sec fraps. El'tar = h-mo in my books. u are straight fail lol
That mongoloid voice is taken from a soundboard somewhere and added to the movie later.
I know garmon in RL. We go to church together and I can tell you that voice isn't his.
1st the movie is speeded up so the voice would be speeded up too. 2nd it was a solo kill so who would he be shouting at? 3rd eltar is welsh (and therefore isn't strictly a true christian) and that voice wasnt welsh.
I reserve the right to say I knew the quoted post was a garmon alt all along and that I am aware I have fallen for the troll.
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LtCol Killgore
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Posted - 2008.06.16 09:42:00 -
[89]
This all makes sense if you imagine El'Tar as 'Borat', in accent and intellect.
P.S. in case post contains truth, 500bil of BPO's left in a POS deserves to get nuked.
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.16 10:53:00 -
[90]
Originally by: zarkoness Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:32:48 Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:29:49 The only thing he won, was the pleasure to beg for chump change. It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk. Its wasen's his POS ! thats clear. Its seem that is frustration is due to lack of sex.
I was in sector and all lies the only warrior i saw was a poor image of a child crying and attacking non pvp ship on a dead pos great kill warrior shame on you for posting to start with ! Hope you feel better creating a fictional post Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
IT WAS MY POS AND IT WAS ******* PROVEN YOU ******* NOOB
150M ISK FOR MY WIFE IS A LOT TO HER
FRUSTRATING DUE TO LACK OF SEX? WE **** EVERY ******* NIGHT
IM 26 AND THOSE GUYS WAS ATTACK POS OF WIFE - WHAT AM I TO DO
NO ITS NOT HARD TO LOOK AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE IM ******* AWESOME ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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MaddogGibson
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Posted - 2008.06.16 10:58:00 -
[91]
Originally by: El'Tar it is like u go 2 some's house and snatch a guy's wifes mother - maybe the guy like this but it is not like because it is bother wife so man go angry cos wife is upset etc
quality 
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:05:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Yesh 3rd eltar is welsh (and therefore isn't strictly a true christian) and that voice wasnt welsh.
Garmon fancies sheep. C/D?
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:06:00 -
[93]
Edited by: El''Tar on 16/06/2008 11:06:08 racism wont b tolerated
snigwaffe is NOW KOS
edit : also petitioned u****got ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:06:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Euriti on 16/06/2008 11:06:23
Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 16/06/2008 11:06:08 racism wont b tolerated
snigwaffe is NOW KOS
edit : also petitioned u****got
It's not racism.
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Kirra Liu
H O R I Z O N
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:20:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Euriti Edited by: Euriti on 16/06/2008 11:06:23
Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 16/06/2008 11:06:08 racism wont b tolerated
snigwaffe is NOW KOS
edit : also petitioned u****got
It's not racism.
Sayin that you have sheep lovin issues because youre welsh isn't racism, it's just fact. Oh and epic thread.
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Yendaj
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:25:00 -
[96]
Originally by: zarkoness Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:32:48 Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:29:49 The only thing he won, was the pleasure to beg for chump change. It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk. Its wasen's his POS ! thats clear. Its seem that is frustration is due to lack of sex.
I was in sector and all lies the only warrior i saw was a poor image of a child crying and attacking non pvp ship on a dead pos great kill warrior shame on you for posting to start with ! Hope you feel better creating a fictional post Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
HEY!!! F*K U D*K!!
HE GET PLENTY OF SEX I AM SEXUAL GODDESS OF HONORABLE WARRIOR AND I DO GIVE HIM BEST OF THE KITCHEN!!
HE DEFANDID MY POS AN MY HONOR AS BEUTAFULL WOMAN OF GRACE AND FIERCENESS LIKE BATTLE GOD HE IS..
U JUST JELOS HE HAS SEXY GODDESS WIFE WHO PLAY AT EVE BETTA THAN U!
REFER TO QUOTE : 5. NO U
PS: U LEAVE MIRROR OUT OF THIS!
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:33:00 -
[97]
That was really very very good, Yedaj. It is so encouraging to see that some woman can be taught to use a computer especially when they look nothing at all like ironing board or cooker. |

Yendaj
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:36:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Yesh That was really very very good, Yedaj. It is so encouraging to see that some woman can be taught to use a computer especially when they look nothing at all like ironing board or cooker.
ID KEEL YOU YESHY IF I DIDNT LOVE YOU!!
+ NO U
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El'Tar
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:45:00 -
[99]
Edited by: El''Tar on 16/06/2008 11:45:03
Originally by: Yesh That was really very very good, Yedaj. It is so encouraging to see that some woman can be taught to use a computer especially when they look nothing at all like ironing board or cooker.
this is really offensive
woman is same as us men but us men are more powerful true and smarter, but woman can still do same as us, but not to same extent
edit : love you tash ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Mazare Mircea
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:46:00 -
[100]
Why does the Yendaj + El'Tar + Garmon bit remind me of Syrahm Adhya and her RP begging of isk to feed her T2 baby and her wedding to another minnie pilot. :P
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Do androids dream of electric sheep ? |

Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:47:00 -
[101]
Woman is not same as man. Man grow up to have bigger brain. Woman grow up to have bigger bottem. It how god designed us you cant argue with will of god. |

Mazare Mircea
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:51:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Yesh Woman is not same as man. Man grow up to have bigger brain. Woman grow up to have bigger bottem. It how god designed us you cant argue with will of god.
Don't forget breats.
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Do androids dream of electric sheep ? |

Laari Neros
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:59:00 -
[103]
m8, can i have some of your stuff? i'm struggling to buy myself a properly fitted ship and you can afford to burn ships fro lols:(
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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.06.16 12:43:00 -
[104]
El'Tar out of banishment purgatory already? Wow, how the time flies.
Welcome back El'Tar. You show those POS stealing nubbies the error of their ways. 
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Lykah Storm
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.06.16 13:01:00 -
[105]
Originally by: El'Tar
i sugest u read bible 4 morals
LMAO 
That book shouldn't be given to people under 18 years old 
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Demitria Fernir
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.16 13:18:00 -
[106]
this thread made my entire week        10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 |

Wesley Baird
D00M.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 13:43:00 -
[107]
One of the best threads ever...so much fail from so many people!
El'Tar, you are brilliant...simply brilliant!!!
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Cippalippus Primus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.16 13:51:00 -
[108]
Best thread of the year. -clp
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:27:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Lykah Storm
Originally by: El'Tar
i sugest u read bible 4 morals
LMAO 
That book shouldn't be given to people under 18 years old 
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2327/biblewarninglabel5qa1dd9.jpg
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Tal Nok
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:34:00 -
[110]
I blew coffee out of my nose and onto my computer screen at work after reading the first post.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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britishfish
Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:48:00 -
[111]
Originally by: kublai Whatever it is you're on...
can i have ú20 worth and maybe another ú20 for a m8 ? 
A Dream is a goal without a plan. "No guts , no glory." |

Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:02:00 -
[112]
u r fierce warrior wit much honur. u shud be givn Emperors batlith.
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Frel
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:33:00 -
[113]
I chrt brkurne tohs tkdwxdd slkl lmws.
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Najri
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:36:00 -
[114]
Originally by: zarkoness
Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
Well its kinda dark then isnt it  |

Tiesto Ipok
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:55:00 -
[115]
jesus christ .. who is that monkey screaming on vent/team speak?? ------------------------------------------- Hi Spitzerr You are receiving this notice to inform you that your posting privileges have now been permanently terminated.
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Arvald
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:57:00 -
[116]
un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis un tis
LETS PARTY \ /
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid don't mean there isnt a invisible demon about to eat your face)
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PyroThraxus
De Evil Shenanigans
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Posted - 2008.06.16 17:26:00 -
[117]
This post has been cleared of inappropriate content.
Regards, The EVE Online Moderation team
99% of this thead is inappropriate content.
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 17:37:00 -
[118]
Amazed I'm not banned yet.
El'tar got banned though.
HAIL THE PROPHET! HE IS GETTING CRUCIFIED BY PONTIUS MITNAL.
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.16 17:57:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Euriti El'tar got banned though.
Sigh. Why don't the mods accept the fact that this is C&P. We like El'tar/Garmon. We find him entertaining. Without Him, C&P shines less brightly. Without Him, we are deprived the spirit of a true warrior peep. Without Him, C&P is but an empty shell.
Instead CCP wishes to doom us to another 2-4 weeks of idiot postings of "Mai 20-toon gang kilt a badger!!111 lololol". CCP is making a concerted effort to kill true art. CCP wants to make C&P into the Hello Kitty forums. CCP is evil.
Something must be done! There should be an uprising! A revolution! A jihad! We cry for a prophet to deliver us. Save us Garmon! Save us!
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:05:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Euriti El'tar got banned though.
Sigh. Why don't the mods accept the fact that this is C&P. We like El'tar/Garmon. We find him entertaining. Without Him, C&P shines less brightly. Without Him, we are deprived the spirit of a true warrior peep. Without Him, C&P is but an empty shell.
Instead CCP wishes to doom us to another 2-4 weeks of idiot postings of "Mai 20-toon gang kilt a badger!!111 lololol". CCP is making a concerted effort to kill true art. CCP wants to make C&P into the Hello Kitty forums. CCP is evil.
Something must be done! There should be an uprising! A revolution! A jihad! We cry for a prophet to deliver us. Save us Garmon! Save us!
Garmon is comming out of ban in few days.
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Khandara Seraphim
StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:41:00 -
[121]
It's too bad the mods' sense of humor doesn't extend to threads like these.
Easily the best thread I've read in ages.
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Goyda
Veni Vidi Vici. XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:41:00 -
[122]
I am *so* frightfully amused by this post.
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Johann Jeneau
Cricas Portuguese Korp SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:49:00 -
[123]
Free El'tar!!!
i'm at uni and everybody is looking at me thinking i'm crazy, thanks for the best post i've read in a long time
I like my steaks bloody as hell |

Jericho Adeselli
Cav Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:08:00 -
[124]
I keep reading this post to myself as if Chris Griffin were reading it out loud lol
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teh punisher
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:32:00 -
[125]
Originally by: El'Tar but my wife wants to be independant, 150m means a lot to her
if she wants to be independent why are you cleaning up her messes?
also, lol for the fraps and too bad you're banned now
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:47:00 -
[126]
Edited by: Euriti on 16/06/2008 19:47:20 LO BEHOLD INFIDELS AND BELIEVERS ALIKE
I BRING WORD FROM GARMON THE HOLY
Originally by: Garmon the Holy God cos i lov her and i get to put my todger up her ass when i am be defence of her
if u got doubts bout my wife u free 2 send her pic of u naked, i bet i look much better than you ******* ****
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:13:00 -
[127]
garmon mai god <33
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Garvi
Abuse Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:18:00 -
[128]
HAI GAIS.
MAI POS DISPEARED YESTARDAI ...
NE OF U NO WHAR ET IS?
CANVO ME
THANX
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Lancard
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:32:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Johann Jeneau Free El'tar!!!
Jihad for in the name of Garmon for El'Tar!!!
About time to join FW anywho, Mimi ftw!
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:37:00 -
[130]
Another epic thread  ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.06.17 01:23:00 -
[131]
Hammerfall Industries stole my POS and demanded a Titan in ransom or else they'd destroy the POS. I told those glue sniffers that the joke was on them and that the Titan I was building was being built in the POS that they stole and so if they destroyed the POS they'd never get their ransom. In frustration they gave me the POS back. Dirk Magnum 1, Hammerfail 0 tbh.
Glad I wasn't dealing with Dragons Den though. Those guys sound like they are all business
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Stuart Price
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.06.17 01:45:00 -
[132]
My favourite bit was when the post was 'cleared of inappropriate content', meaning that mods came in, saw the thread, saw that it was good, made their mark and left leaving much win behind.
This gift of comedy has been sanctified!
I've never been prouder to see Heretic Nation as blue. "I got soul but I'm not a soldier" |

The Ratface
Hunters Imperiale XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.06.17 05:52:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Yendaj
REFER TO QUOTE : 5. NO U
bahahahahahahaha
qualitae
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Khraunus
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Posted - 2008.06.17 06:39:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Garvi HAI GAIS.
MAI POS DISPEARED YESTARDAI ...
NE OF U NO WHAR ET IS?
CANVO ME
THANX
Planet V - Moon 2.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.17 07:07:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff Instead CCP wishes to doom us to another 2-4 weeks of idiot postings of "Mai 20-toon gang kilt a badger!!111 lololol". CCP is making a concerted effort to kill true art. CCP wants to make C&P into the Hello Kitty forums. CCP is evil.
how the hell do you get 20 people on a badger kill 
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GOUSGOUNIS THEOS
Mean Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.17 07:49:00 -
[136]
lol what stupid set-ups. Especially the 2 Dominix and 1 hyperior were very bad. http://www.ghostbeardominion.org/killboard/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=1&view=kills http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view/player-GOUSGOUNIS+THEOS-kills.html |

Yendaj
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.17 08:00:00 -
[137]
Originally by: teh punisher
Originally by: El'Tar but my wife wants to be independant, 150m means a lot to her
if she wants to be independent why are you cleaning up her messes?
also, lol for the fraps and too bad you're banned now
You Sir..
R A D*K!!!
PS: XOXOXO
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Yendaj
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.17 08:07:00 -
[138]
Edited by: Yendaj on 17/06/2008 08:08:38
Originally by: Stuart Price My favourite bit was when the post was 'cleared of inappropriate content', meaning that mods came in, saw the thread, saw that it was good, made their mark and left leaving much win behind.
This gift of comedy has been sanctified!
I've never been prouder to see Heretic Nation as blue.
WE R LUV U LONG TIME ALSO!!!!
(I SPEAKETH FOR MY GREAT AND POWERFUL WARRIOR HUSBAND AS HE HAS BEEN UNJUSTLY BANED BECuz HE IS SO AWESUM AND CCP IS SUCK FOR NOT APPRESHIATING HOW SPESHUL HE REALLY IS)
PS: Heretic Nation fully endorses Garmonism, Mirrorism and Yendaj*sm!!!
(edit: did you know you cant say J I S M ?? far out man......
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chromez0r
Dead 2 Rights The Kano Organisation
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Posted - 2008.06.17 08:35:00 -
[139]
THIS THREAD IS MADE OF WIN
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.17 08:39:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Yendaj
Originally by: teh punisher
Originally by: El'Tar but my wife wants to be independant, 150m means a lot to her
if she wants to be independent why are you cleaning up her messes?
also, lol for the fraps and too bad you're banned now
You Sir..
R A D*K!!!
PS: XOXOXO
You obv. mean FOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFO
The mighty battlecry of El'tar the prophet and his apostles Euriti, Mirrorgod and Yendaj.
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Demitria Fernir
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.17 10:32:00 -
[141]
oh hi guys, what's going on in this thread?
PS. i wish this was sticky under "how to make a succesfull post in C&P"         10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 |

techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.17 10:34:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff Instead CCP wishes to doom us to another 2-4 weeks of idiot postings of "Mai 20-toon gang kilt a badger!!111 lololol". CCP is making a concerted effort to kill true art. CCP wants to make C&P into the Hello Kitty forums. CCP is evil.
how the hell do you get 20 people on a badger kill 
We managed it a few times I think, check our board  ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.17 10:54:00 -
[143]
Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff Instead CCP wishes to doom us to another 2-4 weeks of idiot postings of "Mai 20-toon gang kilt a badger!!111 lololol". CCP is making a concerted effort to kill true art. CCP wants to make C&P into the Hello Kitty forums. CCP is evil.
how the hell do you get 20 people on a badger kill 
We managed it a few times I think, check our board 
Circle jerk killmail gangs can be fun on comms.
Tackler: I HAVE KESTREL, SWA GUY TACKLED IN BELT.
then warp in 20 ships, makes them soil themselves.
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Yendaj
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.17 11:11:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Yendaj 1. STOP BANNING GARMON 2. WARNING TAGS ON GARMON THREADS FOR THE CRY BABIES THAT CANT COPE 3. BAN THOSE CRY BABIES FOR WHINING TOO MUCH AND NOT HAVING THE GOOD SENSE TO REALISE ITS ALL IN FUN 4. STOP BEING D*KS 5. TAKE A VOTE ON HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY READING GARMON THREADS AND TELL THE 2% OF TOSSPOTS THAT ARE LEFT TO GET A LYFE 6. ENDORSE CAPS!! 7. ENDORSE GARMONISM 8. ENDORSE FUN 9. ENDORSE THIS 10. NO U!!!!!!!
^^ MITNAL ASKED FOR NEW RULES FOR CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, SO I SUBMITTED MY REQUESTS!!!
NO U!!!!!
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Meganight
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.06.17 11:15:00 -
[145]
Well if i missed WoW.. i don't anymore the threads live on in EvE.. 
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Euriti
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.06.17 11:17:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Euriti on 17/06/2008 11:18:56 Edited by: Euriti on 17/06/2008 11:17:01
Originally by: Yendaj
Originally by: Yendaj 1. STOP BANNING GARMON 2. WARNING TAGS ON GARMON THREADS FOR THE CRY BABIES THAT CANT COPE 3. BAN THOSE CRY BABIES FOR WHINING TOO MUCH AND NOT HAVING THE GOOD SENSE TO REALISE ITS ALL IN FUN 4. STOP BEING D*KS 5. TAKE A VOTE ON HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY READING GARMON THREADS AND TELL THE 2% OF TOSSPOTS THAT ARE LEFT TO GET A LYFE 6. ENDORSE CAPS!! 7. ENDORSE GARMONISM 8. ENDORSE FUN 9. ENDORSE THIS 10. NO U!!!!!!!
^^ MITNAL ASKED FOR NEW RULES FOR CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, SO I SUBMITTED MY REQUESTS!!!
NO U!!!!!
NO U!!!!!
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Chib Ya
Omega Xen Novus Aevum
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Posted - 2008.06.17 14:29:00 -
[147]
Edited by: Chib Ya on 17/06/2008 14:30:40 *typo, ignore sig has no pic i need to get that sorted :S
All Hail El TAR!!!
Awesome posts like this get me thru my days at work hehe!!!
NO U!!!    -------------------------------------------
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2ippy
Omega Xen Novus Aevum
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Posted - 2008.06.17 17:38:00 -
[148]
OMG a NO U THREAD 
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WARTECH TYCOON
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Posted - 2008.06.17 17:42:00 -
[149]
this thread is so funny. i made roflol lots. u rock El'Tar heheheh
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Micheal Dietrich
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.17 19:00:00 -
[150]
I usually don't come to C&P due to horrible threads but this one just cleared 40 minutes of my workday.
I /bow to the terrifying amount of awesome
Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
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Siriyana
Astrum Contract Services Group
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Posted - 2008.06.18 05:35:00 -
[151]
The youtube video... Was....
EPIC. ----- CEO, Astrum Contract Services Group ACSG Open For Recruitment (AU/AsiaPac/Late Night PST)
Originally by: Grarr Dexx YE
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128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force Liberty.
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Posted - 2008.06.18 12:01:00 -
[152]
Edited by: 128th ABC123 on 18/06/2008 12:01:31 NVM
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Captain Falcord
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.06.18 12:25:00 -
[153]

No words.
El'tar should be hired by CCP instead of banned. These posts are 30% of what keeps me hooked to this game (70% are carebear tears) ---<---@ |

r0b0to
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.19 23:38:00 -
[154]
Edited by: r0b0to on 19/06/2008 23:39:14 HONORABLE WARRIOR ONLY USE GARDE II
no u
EDIT we also endorse r0b0toism ----------- D: |

Dearka Joule
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:07:00 -
[155]
El Tar and Garmon win eve
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Tenuo
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:13:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Dearka Joule El Tar and Garmon win eve
Same person posting. ______________________________________________ Euriti - I'll continue my nerd forum rage! |

In General
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.06.21 19:47:00 -
[157]
So much lolz but my favourite has to be:
Originally by: Yendaj
PS: U LEAVE MIRROR OUT OF THIS!
Quality
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The Tzar
Malicious Intentions Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.06.22 02:44:00 -
[158]
pls lock thread
six pages of canned ham __________________________________________
'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until they speak' __________________________________________ |

Tenuo
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.06.22 10:22:00 -
[159]
Originally by: The Tzar pls lock thread
six pages of canned ham
Humour
You do not have it. ______________________________________________ Euriti - I'll continue my nerd forum rage! |

Critical Velocity
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Posted - 2008.06.22 17:32:00 -
[160]
Originally by: El'Tar This post has been cleared of inappropriate content.
Regards, The EVE Online Moderation team
   
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Constantinee
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.06.22 17:58:00 -
[161]
that battle report appears to be ownage. or they just suck. --------------------
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Valkiria Hera
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Posted - 2008.06.25 16:10:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Nitemare111 El'Tar, take a few deep breaths....
Put down the Klingon hat...
Pass whatever you've been smoking...
awesome dude,... can i join ? :)
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Valkiria Hera
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Posted - 2008.06.25 16:12:00 -
[163]
Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 15:43:10
Originally by: Xavanith 500 billion in bpo huh?
The POS was owned by Drexler Burnum Inc. A corp with two inactive members. The POS was offline when i found it two months ago. (musta been real important to you)
Your story from one end to the other has about 1% accuracy to it, Making up stories to make yourself look good is just gonna make you look bad in the end dude.
BTW: the answer to your question is.... NO!!
Yes i got 500 billions in bpos. yes Drexler Burnum Inc. is alt corp.s
but we are very rich man and me not think spend time to get pos is valuable time - BUT IF SOME ONE ATTACK POS OF WOMAN THAT BELONG TO ME - this is sign OF DISRESPECT - as any good husband, you would warrior for your wife imo
it is like u go 2 some's house and snatch a guy's wifes mother - maybe the guy like this but it is not like because it is bother wife so man go angry cos wife is upset etc
i sugest u read bible 4 morals
dude... what u mean read bible, ? bible is full of sex man, remember the story of mozes with the goats ? anyways, reading bible is good, but nothing moral about it by battling it out in a computer game lol ... go down that guys house, punch him down with a club and bang his wife like he did to u in EVE..then see where u end up 15 min later... 
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Sir SmellyFart
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Posted - 2008.06.25 17:28:00 -
[164]
El'Tar beats even the Power of the Smelly Fart!
Respect!
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Squirrrel
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.25 17:38:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Tenuo
Originally by: The Tzar pls lock thread
six pages of canned ham
Humour
You do not have it.
He's in good company in this thread then eh?
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General Hawke
Shinra
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:39:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Squirrrel
Originally by: Tenuo
Originally by: The Tzar pls lock thread
six pages of canned ham
Humour
You do not have it.
He's in good company in this thread then eh?
Don't forget to check out Squirrel Songs... Sqirrrrrel.
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MrChook
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.26 04:39:00 -
[167]
Originally by: Yendaj
PS: Heretic Nation fully endorses Garmonism, Mirrorism and Yendaj*sm!!!
You left me out!! What about... Chookism, or should that be... Chickenism?
On second thoughts, that might not work out so well.
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Yendaj
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.26 11:32:00 -
[168]
Originally by: MrChook
Originally by: Yendaj
PS: Heretic Nation fully endorses Garmonism, Mirrorism and Yendaj*sm!!!
You left me out!! What about... Chookism, or should that be... Chickenism?
On second thoughts, that might not work out so well.
lmaoooooooooooooo !!!!
and Chickenism dagnabit!!
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Chonky Lauls
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Posted - 2008.06.27 11:55:00 -
[169]
Originally by: MirrorGod Edited by: MirrorGod on 16/06/2008 10:53:13 El'Tar, n: 1: a blessing bestowed to C&P by 'God 2: The holy Ghost of Garmon H. Christ, eternal saviour who ganked so your sins could be forgiven
Go forth, /b/rothers and sisters of Garmonism, and enlighten moar locals on why they are DIKS AND MUST BE HONORABEL WARRIORS.
This is relatives to my internests.
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Ur235
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.06.27 12:23:00 -
[170]
Edited by: Ur235 on 27/06/2008 12:23:17
Mate carry on like this and youll have a heart attack!!!
btw epic thread
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Ur235
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.06.27 12:25:00 -
[171]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: zarkoness Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:32:48 Edited by: zarkoness on 16/06/2008 01:29:49 The only thing he won, was the pleasure to beg for chump change. It's clear there is no honor in begging for isk. Its wasen's his POS ! thats clear. Its seem that is frustration is due to lack of sex.
I was in sector and all lies the only warrior i saw was a poor image of a child crying and attacking non pvp ship on a dead pos great kill warrior shame on you for posting to start with ! Hope you feel better creating a fictional post Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror at night
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
IT WAS MY POS AND IT WAS ******* PROVEN YOU ******* NOOB
150M ISK FOR MY WIFE IS A LOT TO HER
FRUSTRATING DUE TO LACK OF SEX? WE **** EVERY ******* NIGHT
IM 26 AND THOSE GUYS WAS ATTACK POS OF WIFE - WHAT AM I TO DO
NO ITS NOT HARD TO LOOK AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE IM ******* AWESOME
QUOTED FOR AWESOMENESS
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xStormwingx
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.27 13:10:00 -
[172]
Originally by: El'tar NO ITS NOT HARD TO LOOK AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE IM ******* AWESOME
Oh dear, this thread is legendary.   
5 stars would read again -------
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Kusha'an
Gallente RuffRyders Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.06.27 13:47:00 -
[173]
El'Tar says:
All your POS are belong to us...
---- What part of "shorn't" do you not understand? |

Veng3ance
Multiversal Enterprise Inc. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2008.06.27 14:36:00 -
[174]
Tbh this is one of the best threads I have read in weeks. 
El'Tar ftw!
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jimmyjam
Gallente Wise Guys Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2008.06.27 21:53:00 -
[175]
Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 21:52:45 Edited by: El''Tar on 15/06/2008 17:44:04
i post on crime + punishment crime : they steal our pos punishment: they get siegeed
hi.
i was roam hypriron class batleship in vitrauze i was alerted by beutiful queen tash ( yendaj ) that pos was under attak she was order me go revenge on em turds
El'Tar > PLEASE LEAVE OUR POS ALONE ITS ALL WE HAVE El'Tar > OR YOU WILL PERISH dragons den guy 1 > lol noob u shud defend ur pos's better m8, ur luky we didnt **** your corp up El'Tar > ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE dragons den guy 1 > ur welcome 2 try lol but wed pwn ur ass you little ***********got El'Tar > but beutiful tash was told me defend pos so that what i gonna do OR BACK DOWN dragons den guy 1 > lol dragons den guy 1 > woman playin eve prolly not beautiful, prolly ugly geek *****
AT THIS POINT I GOT VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i saw 2 hypriron 2 dominxi 1 caldari navy raven 1 megatron on scaner
i was put on klingong warrior helmet and go in 4 battle and pwn em
i saw the pos was dead and i went in rage! ******* ****S KILLED OUR POS
megatron down first then hyprion then dominix and dominix then i was make approch of caldari navy raven but i was run out of capacitor boosting chargies(his shields capacity half when me warp half hull)
i was dock and undock
they now got hyperion raven myrmodon thorax and was shot me
so i was battle em and killd all of em diks
combiot report
SO YEA DRAGONS DEN GIVE BACK OUR POS OR ELSE
Fraps
You made yourself and your corp sound like a bunch of school boy punks .
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HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE
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Posted - 2008.06.27 22:04:00 -
[176]
I see your corp name doesn't apply to its members
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Dapanman1
Amarr Beets and Gravy Syndicate The InterBus Initiative
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Posted - 2008.06.27 22:39:00 -
[177]
Originally by: eliminator2 lol uber kills mate
btw did any check there setups i lol'ed at the thread it self but wen i checked the fittings on there ships i loled even more
Oh man, I just had another look. When a Raven with armor hardeners is the best setup in the lot you know you're in trouble. Also most had Gallente ecms fitted. 
ps: nos-myrs haven't worked for almost a year now Sig removed for inappropriate content.~~~Applebabe |

Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.28 04:28:00 -
[178]
Dragons Den is an awesmome TV program
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Clorthos
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.06.28 04:35:00 -
[179]
Originally by: El'Tar
NO ITS NOT HARD TO LOOK AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE IM ******* AWESOME
OMFG El'Tar is the effin win.
ban me? I already quit! |

Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.28 04:42:00 -
[180]
Edited by: Planks on 28/06/2008 04:43:29 He is awesome, but dont you think Dragons Den (c) is awesome too?
Edit *you mo*******ker*
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Thorek Ironbrow
Caldari Ironbrow Industries Co.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:21:00 -
[181]
Awesome! I wish I was good as you are at PvP El'Tar! But anyway, back to the point... I'm awesome :D |

Kat Jenner
Caldari Misfits Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.06.29 01:20:00 -
[182]
Originally by: jimmyjam
You made yourself and your corp sound like a bunch of school boy punks .
\o/ jimmy!!!!! |

Wen Jaibao
Soul Ripper Consortium
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Posted - 2008.06.29 19:07:00 -
[183]
EPIC WIN. If only you had charged your LAZOR...
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