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Higgs Foton
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:51:00 -
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And we gonna post them here! Why do it in the idea section? We talking crazy ideas here!
ok, here a nice one i made up.
We have marines in this game, right? Other then flying around with a bunch of those guys in your cargohold there is not much use for them. Maybe we can make it more interessting.....
We invite this new module called the "TELEPORTER". With this device you can teleport your marines on board your targetted ship, and you get a change of disabling a module. If you have high skills in the skill we call "Scotty" (I'm training up for Scotty V now, it's a lengthy skill), you even have a chance of making your enemy eject, so you can take his ship and sell it for iskies. Or prostitute it with your marines. Whatever makes your clock tick.
And no i want to hear some more crazy and ******** ideas. :)
On another note: I would like it to be possible to train Jedi skills, and why can't we fly Kilrathi ships?
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Joingash Gaiden
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:53:00 -
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Edited by: Joingash Gaiden on 16/06/2008 19:54:10
Old idea.
And it will never happen imo.
A crazy idea you ask? Mmmm... remove lag.
Yeah that will never happen too.
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Doc Fury
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:57:00 -
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I have a crazy idea!
CCP needs to double the amount of server blades used in their data center so that when they do an expensive marketing push the game can actually handle the influx of players on any day of the week, and not just M-F.
Alternatively, a camera pointed at CCP's new giant in-office aquarium 24/7 that the video is available for viewing in the in-game browser. This way we have something to watch while we are waiting for modules to activate.
It's so safe to play along, little soldiers in a row
Falling in and out of love, with something sweet to throw away.
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Higgs Foton
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:00:00 -
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I like that last idea. Watching some fish might be nice.
maybe some channels with Amarrian hardcore **** would be nice as well. :)
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:01:00 -
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I would post an idea, but I'm too distracted by the cold breeze blowing out of the previous posters' anuses.
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Higgs Foton
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:02:00 -
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Why isn't anuses censored?
Did you train up "dirty talk" to V?
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:03:00 -
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 Originally by: Higgs Foton
Why isn't anuses censored?
Did you train up "dirty talk" to V?
The devs have hard-coded an exception to the language filter specifically for my character.
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Higgs Foton
maybe some channels with Amarrian hardcore **** would be nice as well. :)
Hey baby, want to repent at my altar? 
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Doc Fury
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
I would post an idea, but I'm too distracted by the cold breeze blowing out of the previous posters' anuses.
Ummm, I think you are mistaking that fart as a breeze because you have your nose already too close to CCP's anus.. 
It's so safe to play along, little soldiers in a row
Falling in and out of love, with something sweet to throw away.
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RigelKentaurus
Flying Tartiflette
Caldari Deep Space Industral
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:05:00 -
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The ability to capture ships is clearly missing in this space MMO.
Two crazy idea:
1) One 0.0 system in the middle of high sec, one can jump in but can't jump out. Capital ships forbidden.
2) Manufacturing isn't an automated thing, but happens in shipyards outside stations, where industrialists have to move and assemble ships parts with tiny space tugs;
=> The more guys you have, the faster a ship can be built.
The place is of course not safe from the attacks of suicide pirates.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Doc Fury
Originally by: Tarminic
I would post an idea, but I'm too distracted by the cold breeze blowing out of the previous posters' anuses.
Ummm, I think you are mistaking that fart as a breeze because you have your nose already too close to CCP's anus..
The breeze from CCP's anus is warm, though unpleasantly-smelling at times. 
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Bleeshtar
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Doc Fury
This way we have something to watch while we are waiting for modules to activate.
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Yuleth Gix
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:22:00 -
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Edited by: Yuleth Gix on 16/06/2008 20:22:23
Did someone say that Anus isn't filtered? :D
I suppose this is what you were referring to when you said Amarrian Hardcore P.orn
EDIT:I love how p.orn is filtered but ANUS isn't!
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Slugsnott
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:23:00 -
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Na dude what would be cool is if CCP fixed eve voice so my computer's (notice its plurul)('s) wont crash anymore.
Also... mmm crazy idea. IT would be nice if ccp would section off hevey trafic systems "jita" and give them there own blade to run on. I mean really... the eve market would dubble if that happned and I could acculy undock on saterdays 
ALSO! i know this idea has probably been thought of befor but wouldent it be cool if we could web cam. Scroo the whole idea of eve voice mainly becasue it sucks ballz. And put in webcaming. That way when we cant realy type "fleet battles" we could still compunicate. AND it would make LIVE dev meetings alot easyer. we would all just the web channell and watch the live feeds. It wouldent be much difrent then watching the 10:00 news at home.
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Yuleth Gix
Edited by: Yuleth Gix on 16/06/2008 20:22:23
Did someone say that Anus isn't filtered? :D
I suppose this is what you were referring to when you said Amarrian Hardcore P.orn
EDIT:I love how p.orn is filtered but ANUS isn't!
Anus is latin and as such high society and we can't very well censor our betters now can we.
For the OP, can the beefcakes in white bring their butterfly-nets and scoop him up?
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Higgs Foton
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:29:00 -
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Sure they can. Why not.
So cunnilingus and felatio aren't censored as well? I gotta get me a latin dictonairy now.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:31:00 -
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Best word that the word filter doesn't catch:
TURGID
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Tressin Khiyne
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:50:00 -
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Edited by: Tressin Khiyne on 16/06/2008 20:51:20
Turgid: 1.swollen; distended; tumid.
Reminds me of a few egos around here.
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Larg Kellein
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.06.16 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Slugsnott
Na dude what would be cool is if CCP fixed eve voice so my computer's (notice its plurul)('s) wont crash anymore.
If you're going to draw attention to the attempt at writing the plural form of a word, it is considered prudent to actually use the plural form (as well as spelling "plural" correctly), which does not use 's. In your current sentence, you refer to some unspecified object belonging to your singular computer.
My suggestion: Something that prevents me from trolling the eve-o forums during commercial breaks on tv.
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Jenny Spitfire
LoneStar Industries
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.06.16 21:47:00 -
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Hoenstly, I canot find any gut idea here, yet ...
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Lancard
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Posted - 2008.06.16 22:19:00 -
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I believe part of this idea has been mentioned before, but I will reiterate the idea anyways.
If walk-in stations happen (which it sounds like it might) then please allow casinos in the stations.
There are already exist applications and corporations/alliances that cater to the whole casino idea utilizing only ISK. Bankers have established names for themselves and charge a bit of commission for their services. Casinos could also fund lottos and ship-give-aways (in which the ships could be displayed in the casino itself or at the in-station docking hanger if that becomes a feature).
P.S. Casinos would add some depth to the whole "exotic dancer" item. I mean, what's a casino that has no healthy supply of exotic dancers?
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Dianne McReigner
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Posted - 2008.06.17 00:49:00 -
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Jedi skills are neat 
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Del Narveux
Dukes of Hazard
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Posted - 2008.06.17 00:54:00 -
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Three words: T2 ibis fights.
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schurem
Anarchy Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.17 00:56:00 -
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minigames.
Like how you do hacking in Mass Effect. Or the little puzzles Bioshock throws at you all the time. Use them for hacking, make something to make mining a little more interactive and player skill based. Heck, if one is really good at it, let them use that to hack into live ships, pos mods or whatever.
However, I still think EvE needs more and better tactical warning sounds.
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Qduhaf
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Posted - 2008.06.17 01:26:00 -
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Does anyone really want walking in stations? I mean that just sounds like the biggest waste of time ever.
how about planet economics, make a mini-CIV type game that would require movement of trade good like materials that can't be moved via jump drives.
How about epeen structures like palaces, sculptures, etc?
How about web bubbles, or MWD disruptors?
How about critical hits? I mean really in naval battles any single ship is capable of taking out the other with a single missile/torpedo/shell.
how about cross-region black holes that randomly spawn you to new systems.
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Dantes Revenge
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Posted - 2008.06.17 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: Qduhaf
Does anyone really want walking in stations? I mean that just sounds like the biggest waste of bandwidth ever.
Fixed it for ya. My guess is that you have not even scratched the surface of lag yet. Wait till ambulation hits then hear the screams of anguish
You heard of course that Blizzard and CCP are getting together. Blizzard has refused to negotiate unless CCP allows ambulation for Blizzards dance emote.
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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.06.17 01:59:00 -
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Originally by: Del Narveux
Three words: T2 ibis fights.
T2 shuttle fights.
Also, we need a module that increases warp velocity.
Yours sincerely,
Anus 'n' Andy
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Jawas
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Posted - 2008.06.17 02:17:00 -
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Originally by: Quelque Chose
Also, we need a module that increases warp velocity.
What we need are modules that can not possibly be nerfed.
They sit in any slot and do practically nothing... Oh wait, I've just described almost every module in the game
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Arvald
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.17 02:21:00 -
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Originally by: Joingash Gaiden
Edited by: Joingash Gaiden on 16/06/2008 19:54:10
Old idea.
And it will never happen imo.
A crazy idea you ask? Mmmm... remove lag.
Yeah that will never happen too.
yes it will jsut get a better comp and isp as 80% of all lag problems are on the players end
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw
Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid don't mean there isnt a invisible demon about to eat your face) |
Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.06.17 02:34:00 -
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Originally by: Jawas
Originally by: Quelque Chose
Also, we need a module that increases warp velocity.
What we need are modules that can not possibly be nerfed.
They sit in any slot and do practically nothing... Oh wait, I've just described almost every module in the game
... and you're STILL PAYING FOR IT SUCKA!!! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, CHA- CHING!!!!
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