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Lord Ryan
True Xero
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:29:00 -
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Would you punch him in the face?
-á"Nerf it cause I can't fly it".
I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |
anarll
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:46:00 -
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i would beat ccps ass and then try to **** ccps girlfriend |
anarll
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:47:00 -
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... reason being i spend too much time playing eve |
Cyprus Black
Cowboy Diplomacy
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:51:00 -
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Lord Ryan wrote:Would you punch him in the face?
What? Why would this even cross your mind?
If it were Blizzard I could understand this point of view, but not CCP or other gaming companies.
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Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:53:00 -
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I would hug him. Then say thank you so much for this great game.
Why. Because I am like one of 5 people on this forum that actually enjoy the game. 
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Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
117
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:54:00 -
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I might cause him to have liver failure if that counts?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. |
Shogun Archer
Phoenix Rise Industries
9
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Posted - 2012.03.14 00:58:00 -
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Why the assumption that CCP would be a dude? |
Ai Shun
357
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:02:00 -
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Lord Ryan wrote:Would you punch him in the face?
No, I'd buy CCP a beer. |
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
68
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:09:00 -
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I'd get him drunk, scam him into a pyramid scheme, then pod him in the back alley of the bar after stealing his car & pink slip   |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
356
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:43:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:I would hug him. Then say thank you so much for this great game. Why. Because I am like one of 5 people on this forum that actually enjoy the game.
I agree. |
Nikola Aivoras
Order Of Ibis
United Armed Forces Military Core
44
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:46:00 -
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CCP is like Newt Gingrich. He has the potential to say/do some awesome things, and then he says something really dumb that leaves you wondering... |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
172
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:49:00 -
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I'd pay some other guy 20 bucks to punch out CCP, then when he tries, I'd jump in to defend CCP. CCP, smitten with my gallant defense would throw itself into my arms and we would kiss deeply, and then they'd buy me a house in Iceland for all the subs I got them. |
Marwood Ford
Pink Sunshine Inc.
9
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:56:00 -
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If Lord Ryan was a person and you ran into him at a bar...
...would you care? |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
254
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:57:00 -
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Knowing CCP it probably started drinking early and I'd have to carry it home in a wheelbarrow.
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Serene Repose
Perkone
Caldari State
372
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:27:00 -
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Nikola Aivoras wrote:CCP is like Newt Gingrich. He has the potential to say/do some awesome things, and then he says something really dumb that leaves you wondering... Bearing in mind "awesome" is always what we agree with, and "dumb" is always what we disagree with. As badly as I've ragged on CCP I'd never stoop so low as to compare them to this megalomaniacal, gal-pal, fork-tongued talker. (If you like Newt only for a minute, I have a bridge in San Francisco I'll sell yah, cheap.)
If I saw CCP in a bar, I'd pretend not to notice.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
AllUrIskRBelongToMeToo
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:54:00 -
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anarll wrote:i would beat ccps ass and then try to **** ccps girlfriend
I second that. The reason? Because of their lazy fuckin way with Faction Warfare, their stupid switch to shader 3 without sending a god damn warning for those that are not 23/7 forum whores wagging epeens around..and not refunding the god damn GTC that I had just got the day before they made the switch that booted me from the game.
****, I wouldn't **** ccp's girlfriend, I'd be having a 4some with ccp's mom,girlfriend, and sister in his front yard. Punch ccp in the face with a wrecking shot to the nose...like a boossssss |
Gantz Tleilax
Tleilax Foundation
48
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:58:00 -
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It's a gay bar isn't it? |
Teron Radec
Enslave.
Suddenly Spaceships.
29
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Posted - 2012.03.14 07:17:00 -
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I'd sit down and patiently watch them as they drink. They buy a beer, start drinking it, tell everyone at the bar how good it tastes and how they can't wait to finish it, then watch as they slyly pour it into a nearby plant pot and then order a coffee. "This coffee's great guys! Can't wait to drink it all down...." In the plant pot it goes. |
Nirnias Stirrum
Ore Mongers
BricK sQuAD.
30
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Posted - 2012.03.14 09:59:00 -
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Id buy them a drink, spike it! take them home and have my dirty way with them! |
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
39
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Posted - 2012.03.14 10:08:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:I would hug him. Then say thank you so much for this great game. Why. Because I am like one of 5 people on this forum that actually enjoy the game.
This.
As far as i read this thread only 2 of 5 missing. |
Obsidian Dagger
Nitrus Nine
29
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Posted - 2012.03.14 10:09:00 -
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I've seen pictures of the guys that work in Iceland, and I imagine CCP as being somewhat like them in appearance.
So, punching is out.
Waiting till I get him out the door of the pub and having my 20 friends jump him while I promise to let him go if he hands over his wallet however.... |
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
30
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Posted - 2012.03.14 10:14:00 -
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It will never happen. I don't hang out at Karaoke bars. |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
390
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Posted - 2012.03.14 10:37:00 -
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Lord Ryan wrote:Would you punch him in the face?
No, because I played many MMOs and CCP did atrocious errors but also did great things.
They really work hard and try stay ahead of the technology curve. Most other producers cobble some boring clone together, push it out and then barely update it before expansions, which they ask money for.
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Snatcha Pursia
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.03.14 11:40:00 -
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I would get us both drunk, my tab ofc. We will latter punch fight most likely and try to beat some sense in him about some issues with the game I'm having. But in the morning all will be good again and friendship restored. |
Flyberius
Intergalactic Shrimp Emporium
0
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:33:00 -
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If I was like half the whiners on this forum I would probably go over to them and ask:
"What's it like living a life where you are a productive member of society and yet a hoard of hopeless, feckless tards tell you how you aren't doing your job properly?"
I wouldn't listen to their answer because that would the the response of a polite, functional human being. |
Gerald Taric
F-H Schwerindustrie und Sicherheit
KRAUTZ-FEDERATION
41
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:46:00 -
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Quote:If CCP was a person and you ran into him at a bar....... ... i would hug him, thank him for such a nice game, offer him a free beer and start a relaxed conversation about EVE.  |
Ana Vyr
Vyral Technologies
173
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:54:00 -
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I'd shake their hand and give praise for an awesome game!
Then, I'd go out to the parking lot and firebomb their car and leave them a kill mail :) |
jonnus ursidae
Blacklight Incorporated
Broken Chains Alliance
13
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:11:00 -
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I'd avoid him/her as they'd be the neckbeard freak wearing $1000 jeans. |
Lord Ryan
True Xero
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:14:00 -
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Marwood Ford wrote:If Lord Ryan was a person and you ran into him at a bar...
...would you care?
You would want to sex my body.
As for the rest of you nonperverts, I respect your opinions. This guy though, if you knew the things he wants to do me. Shocking!
-á"Nerf it cause I can't fly it".
I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |
Lord Ryan
True Xero
515
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:18:00 -
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jonnus ursidae wrote:I'd avoid him/her as they'd be the neckbeard freak wearing $1000 jeans.
I went up to Bestbuy Saturday to pick up that Game of Thrones boxset. Everyone says it's really good. Walking up to the store I see 2 real life neckbeards walking out. They may have been brothers. I thought neckbeards were like women on the internet. I was wrong they're real! I was terrified!
-á"Nerf it cause I can't fly it".
I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |
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