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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:08:00 -
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Some of you may be curious as to what the illustrious Mittani is so smug about. I aim to compile a list.
For starters:
The Mittani once procured an Erebus, expending only four exotic dancers.
The Mittani once soloed a 10/10 in a single hero Rifter.
The Mittani once ransomed a Revelation in his capsule.
The Mittani invented celestials. All of them. And named every one.
The Mittani does not require stargates, as he is present in EVERY system at ONCE.
Feel free to add to this list below ^-^ |
Warrick Sothr
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Fatal Ascension
1
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:09:00 -
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The Mittani once shutdown Jita for an entire day with nothing but a single noob ship.
The Mittani once hijacked a jump freighter by hiding in the plastic wrap |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
356
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:14:00 -
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The Mittani is the omnipotent and omniscient autocrat of the most highly disciplined elite fighting force in EVE. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
24
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:14:00 -
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The Mittani can invent a tech II blueprint using only a paperclip, chewing gum wrappers and a magnifying glass. |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
442
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:17:00 -
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Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina
and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Sasha Azala
Blood and Decay
83
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:17:00 -
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Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris. |
MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
187
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:19:00 -
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the mittani licked my nuts last night....
true story. |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill
EVE Animal Control
79
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:19:00 -
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"The Mittani once ate a bowl full of nails..."
"So"
"Without any milk..."
"Right this way sir"
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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
26
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:22:00 -
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Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.
The Mittani once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris into 37S-KO and simultaneously completed all incursions.
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Nikola Aivoras
Order Of Ibis
United Armed Forces Military Core
44
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:23:00 -
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Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.
And MacGyver |
Kehro Urgus
163
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:31:00 -
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Nikola Aivoras wrote:Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris. And MacGyver
Dame Edna
I hear voices and they don't like you very much! |
Grumpy Owly
323
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:37:00 -
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The "bogeyman" checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris before going to sleep. 
Bounty Hunting for CSM 7
Stop EvE Apathy |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
254
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:39:00 -
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Kehro Urgus wrote:Nikola Aivoras wrote:Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris. And MacGyver Dame Edna
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
27
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:45:00 -
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The Mittani does not refine. His gaze frightens asteroids into refining themselves. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
125
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:55:00 -
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Hexus Draidin wrote:The Mittani does not refine. His gaze frightens asteroids into refining themselves.
The Mittani lost a ship once.
Once.
He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller.
-Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Plus 1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
28
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:59:00 -
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This thread is like a ****** up Dos Equis commercial. |
Joshua Aivoras
Tech IV Industries
The Methodical Alliance
194
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:02:00 -
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Seems legit. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
29
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:03:00 -
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The Mittani has 10.0 standing with the Jove Empire and can enter their space at will. |
Takashi Kaeda
Perkone
Caldari State
25
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:04:00 -
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The Mittani once 'liked' one of my posts. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
32
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:20:00 -
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The Mittani has a special AoE module equipped on all of his vessels known as "The Wizard of EVE". Its power is said to be so great that those present in the system when it is activated forget ever having seen it. |
Oxylan
1 Caldaryjski Pluton Uderzeniowy
8
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris is still better than Mittani. |
Jonah Gravenstein
54
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:49:00 -
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Mittens is not The Stig
The icy gaze of Mittens is scarier than Medusa's
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
730
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:53:00 -
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This thread made me cringe
-áThough All Men Do Despise Us |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
473
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:59:00 -
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The Mittani once had sex with me. I, uh, hmmm, I mean, I once had sex with a giruy. I'm confused. Okay, lemme start again. The Mittani is so powerful his thrust are like hammers on my... No no, thats not right. Okay, okay. I think I've got it now. I once saw the Mittani and Chuck Norris making out on a park bench in the Jita 4-4 station just after dark, while Darius III played a fiddle that sounded like cats copulating. True Story.
Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.
-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Tobiaz
Spacerats
0
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:08:00 -
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Mittani's poo allegedly tastes like chocolate, hence all the brown-nosers in this thread. |
Frying Doom
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
12
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:43:00 -
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The Mittani changes his ideas to what he believes people want to hear.
Don't be a Goonsheep.
Vote Issler Dainze for CSM7!
http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=470 |
Takashi Kaeda
Perkone
Caldari State
28
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:44:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:The Mittani changes his ideas to what he believes people want to hear.
Don't be a Goonsheep.
Says the guy voting for WiS. |
Anastasia Shimaya
Viziam
Amarr Empire
23
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:50:00 -
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Ah so the day Mittani... I mean CCP nerfed TITANS Mittani gets a worship thread.... nice
RIP PL, RAIDEN, NCDot.... pen is mightier then the Tracking Titan |
Xavier Holtzman
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
9
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:51:00 -
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Tobiaz wrote:Mittani's poo allegedly tastes like chocolate, hence all the brown-nosers in this thread.
This made me laugh uncontrollably. |
Theon Severasse
EVE University
Ivy League
1
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:54:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina
and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread
I hear the man is married...
Although that might just be to himself |
Derth Ramir
Hellion Evolution
15
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Posted - 2012.03.14 04:02:00 -
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The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;) |
Landrae
Sinners Among Saints
301
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Posted - 2012.03.14 04:02:00 -
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Hexus Draidin wrote:Some of you may be curious as to what the illustrious Chuck Norris is so smug about. I aim to compile a list.
For starters:
Chuck Norris once procured an Erebus, expending only four exotic dancers.
Chuck Norris once soloed a 10/10 in a single hero Rifter.
Chuck Norris once ransomed a Revelation in his capsule.
Chuck Norris invented celestials. All of them. And named every one.
Chuck Norris does not require stargates, as he is present in EVERY system at ONCE.
Fixed
My cow collapsed, and now there's a human to animal infection outbreak among illegal immigrants. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
Wonder Kids
39
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Posted - 2012.03.14 05:16:00 -
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Derth Ramir wrote:The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;)
The Mittani once flew his Tengu into a swarm of CFC frigates and lost. NOPE, that was Derth :P |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
225
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Posted - 2012.03.14 05:37:00 -
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Hexus Draidin wrote:Derth Ramir wrote:The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;) The Mittani once flew his Tengu into a swarm of CFC frigates and lost. NOPE, that was Derth :P
Can I get a link to that killmail? Sounds like it would be hilarious
Take all the tech
Build all the titans
Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
Daneirkus Auralex
The Foreign Legion
Test Alliance Please Ignore
30
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Posted - 2012.03.14 05:41:00 -
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The Mittani hates pubbies, including the ones that reply to this thread. |
Serene Repose
Perkone
Caldari State
372
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:19:00 -
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IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
128
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:26:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote:IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.
Eve Online General Discussion doesn't include discussion of facts which may (or may not) pertain to a CSM candidate in Eve Online?
Interesting. What do you suspect we can talk about then?
EDIT: The Mittani once modded the mods.
He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller.
-Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Frying Doom
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
12
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:28:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote:IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.
Might be moved to another folder but I doubt they would lock the forum over some Goonsheep bleating about their master.
Vote Issler Dainze for CSM7!
http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=470
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
128
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Posted - 2012.03.14 06:37:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:Serene Repose wrote:IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE. Might be moved to another folder but I doubt they would lock the forum over some Goonsheep bleating about their master.
That's a lot of written words wasted on people you equate with sheep there, bub!
PS Thanks to democracy in action, he's likely to be your new master for another term, too!
Did you own a Titan?
EDIT: The Mittani blapped Titans with his words!
He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller.
-Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Roime
Shiva Furnace
281
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Posted - 2012.03.14 10:35:00 -
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The Mittani's ship doesn't have a warp drive. When he presses the button, celestials warp to him.
The CONCORD gets a popup dialog "You are about to shoot the Mittani - proceed with this dangerous act?" before they can pop him.
The Mittani doesn't own tech moons. He holds them at ransom from the Universe.
The Mittani needs to fit point on his PVE ships, or the rats all warp out.
The Mittani once had to wait in traffic queue. The stargate from Vattuolen to Jita was never rebuilt.
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Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
343
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Posted - 2012.03.14 11:01:00 -
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The MIttani has visited The Virgin Islands, now they are just calle The Islands.
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Tore Vest
289
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Posted - 2012.03.14 11:07:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote:IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.
If mittens says NO...
They dont dare to lock this thread 
A real highsec carebear. |
Roime
Shiva Furnace
281
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Posted - 2012.03.14 11:09:00 -
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It's true.
The Mittani once posted an off-topic post on the forums. The mods couldn't remove it, so they made General Discussion.
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Zagdul
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
421
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Posted - 2012.03.14 12:23:00 -
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The Mittani doesn't do electronic mail, it's faster for him to hand deliver.
It's not Rocket Surgery |
Knobbler Jobbler
Seniors Clan
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2012.03.14 12:31:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina
and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread
What other sort of Vagina is there?
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thecunning mrfox
Darwin's response
13
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Posted - 2012.03.14 12:35:00 -
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Did you know that mittani is an anagram from titi man, spooky 
All Hail the TITI MAN. |
Warrick Sothr
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Fatal Ascension
4
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:20:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Hexus Draidin wrote:Derth Ramir wrote:The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;) The Mittani once flew his Tengu into a swarm of CFC frigates and lost. NOPE, that was Derth :P Can I get a link to that killmail? Sounds like it would be hilarious
Looks like it was lost to 30 Gents, the still count as goons right? http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10578874 |
Seb Seba
Polaris Distribution
6
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:23:00 -
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With all the love from grown up guys he surely is a gaylord. |
Eso Es
War Tribe
8
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:23:00 -
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The Mittani reminds me of Bill Clinton.
1) Rabble rousing speeches: check
2) Shady dealings with assorted shady power brokers: check
3) Blowj*bs under the desk from CCP: check
4) You love to hate him, or hate to love him: check and check.
 |
Wacktopia
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
210
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:28:00 -
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The Mittani is a douche bag.
(see what I did there)
Vote Alekseyev Karrde for CSM7. -áhttp://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=433
Get War Decs, Sov, Low Sec that works.-á |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
475
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Posted - 2012.03.16 20:16:00 -
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The Mittani once spit in my eye and told me I was suffering from dry eyes. He's so giving.
Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.
-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
177
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Posted - 2012.03.16 20:19:00 -
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Oh, oh, oh, I have two!
The Mittani was in my corp a long time ago!
The Mittani is a handsome guy!
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Got Item? |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
455
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Posted - 2012.03.16 21:04:00 -
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Knobbler Jobbler wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina
and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread What other sort of Vagina is there?
Dont make me call you a **** as this forum is full of them.
There is your answer
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
151
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Posted - 2012.03.16 21:09:00 -
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The Mittani recruited Hilmar to Goonwaffe, but not before Hilmar paid a security deposit of 5T ISK.
He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller.
-Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
125
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Posted - 2012.03.16 21:18:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:...of the most highly disciplined elite fighting force in EVE.
He said true facts. |
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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
1089
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Posted - 2012.03.16 21:19:00 -
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Spam.
Thread locked.
CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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