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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Krxon Blade on 02/07/2008 16:25:25
Son asks father:
- Is it true that internet turns ppl stupid?
- WTF? ROFLMAO!
Your turn!
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Eve battle simulator
EVE character creator
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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Krxon Blade on 02/07/2008 16:25:25
Son asks father:
- Is it true that internet turns ppl stupid?
- WTF? ROFLMAO!
Your turn!
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Eve battle simulator
EVE character creator
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Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:26:00 -
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Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
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 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
Doh! |
Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:26:00 -
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Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
Doh! |
CryoHead
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:55:00 -
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Mark David Chapman was asked by a reporter once:
- Why did you kill John Lennon?
- Lennon? I thoguht it was Lenin.
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Plumpy McPudding
Profit Development and Research Association
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:00:00 -
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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
OMFG I SHOULD DO STANDUP!!!!!!!!!
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Fear me for I have an insatiable appetite!
Proprietor and inventor of Chocolate Chip Chocolate Donut flavored Ice Cream. |
Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:05:00 -
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a baby seal walked into a club...
Its great using old memes isn't it? |
Arvald
Caldari
Aurora Acclivitous
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:09:00 -
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two muffins were sitting in an oven and one muffin sais "oh man its hot in here" and they other muffin replies "HOLY **** A TALKING MUFFIN"
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw
Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid don't mean there isnt a invisible demon about to eat your face) |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:50:00 -
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Lifes a *****, but i got her phone number.
Two guys walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them saw it.
William Shakespeare walks into a bar, the barman says "get out, you're Bard!"
You're about as useful as a one legged man at an arsekicking contest.
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Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:54:00 -
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Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 02/07/2008 18:56:50
Originally by: Blane Xero
Two guys walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them saw it.
It's actually two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks!
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
Doh! |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Blane Xero on 02/07/2008 19:38:24
Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist
Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 02/07/2008 18:56:50
Originally by: Blane Xero
Two guys walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them saw it.
It's actually two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks!
Actually, those are different jokes.
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Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 02/07/2008 19:38:24
Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist
Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 02/07/2008 18:56:50
Originally by: Blane Xero
Two guys walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them saw it.
It's actually two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks!
Actually, those are different jokes.
Doh! You win good sir!
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
Doh! |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:50:00 -
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:16:00 -
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Doctor, I've broken my arm in two places.
Well, don't go to those places.
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downies
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Posted - 2008.07.02 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist
Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 02/07/2008 19:38:24
Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist
Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 02/07/2008 18:56:50
Originally by: Blane Xero
Two guys walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them saw it.
It's actually two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks!
Actually, those are different jokes.
Doh! You win good sir!
isnt poasting images in t3h fread noughtey?
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:01:00 -
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EASTER JOKE!!!!
two chocolate bunnies are next to each other. One has no rear, the other no ears
Butt-less bunny: My ass f***ing hurts.
Ear-less bunny: WTF did you say?
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Dheorl
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:23:00 -
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves.
The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves.
The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Can I have some corn?
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Zapp Brenigan
Caldari
Terran Resurrection
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Posted - 2008.07.03 01:00:00 -
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A man starts to walk into a club but the bouncer stops him and tells him he has to be wearing a tie as the club has a dress code. The man runs back to his car thinking he has one in his duffel bag. He looks through his duffel bag, trunk, glove compartment, everywhere, but no tie. At this point the guy sees his jumper cables sitting in the trunk and thinks 'Why not'. So he heads back to the club with the cables around his neck. As he goes to enter the bouncer stops him again, looks him up and down and says,"OK buddy, I'll let you in this time, but you better not start anything."
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.07.03 03:07:00 -
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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What? Is this, a joke?"
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"Of course," said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, "there's no paradox if I shoot you!"
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
Corp 1 Allstars
The Requiem
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Posted - 2008.07.03 04:48:00 -
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A man strolls into town seeking a job. The priest at the church says you can ring the bell for sunday church. The man gets on the roof, runs full speed at the bell, and dives face first into the bell, causing it to ring. He gets the job.
After years of the man ringing the bell in this manner, the weather is very windy. The man runs and dives at the bell, but the wind blows the bell out of the way. The man plummets to his doom.
A crowd gathers, the priest walks out and says "this is horrible! did anyone even know this mans face?"
One of the townsfolk speaks up:
I dont know his name, but his face rings a bell.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.03 09:03:00 -
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A cheese and tomato sandwich walks into a pub.
The barman says "sorry mate, we don't serve food here"
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Bom Bast
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Posted - 2008.07.03 09:21:00 -
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My dad used to tell me this stupid one...
"I used to go hiking naked through the woods. They called my the three legged hiker."
Is that going to get me banned?
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ReePeR McAllem
Blood Corsair's
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Posted - 2008.07.03 10:50:00 -
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Where does Superman buy his favorite food?
(At a supermarket.)
What do you get if you cross a lion and a parrot?
(I don't know, but if it wants a *****er, you'd better give it one.)
Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you"
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Ch Tang
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Posted - 2008.07.03 11:27:00 -
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'Waiter. There's a dead fly in my soup.'
'Sorry sir. It was alive when it left the kitchen.'
'Waiter. This food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Excuse it sir. I'll bring you some that is.'
'Waiter. Your thumb is in my soup.'
'That's okay sir. It's not hot.'
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Sueme Sideways
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Posted - 2008.07.03 12:03:00 -
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A man entered a pun competition in his local newspaper, he sent in ten puns hoping one of them would win him the prize.
Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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Sueme Sideways
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Posted - 2008.07.03 12:04:00 -
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Did you hear about the man who cut off the bottom of his trouser leg and sent it to a library?
That was a turn up for the books.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Demon Theory
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.03 12:05:00 -
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Where's the best place to have a party on a ship?
-Where the funnel be.
I cringed when I heard that one last christmas. Ughh.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.07.03 13:01:00 -
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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from prison?
A small medium at large.
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Elliot Reid
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.07.03 18:10:00 -
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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman is shocked but says
"did you know we serve a whiskey with the same name as you?"
the white horse replies "what, George?"
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Straight Chillen
Gallente
Solar Wind
Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
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Posted - 2008.07.03 18:26:00 -
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Your Mommas' Soo Fat!
BoB thought she was a region and claimed her
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