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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:10:00 -
[1]
100 mil for the best (Or cheesiest) EVE themed pickup / inuendo line. This is in C&P because honestly the crowd here might be more inclined to reply and we all know that the bad boys get the girl in the end.
My personal favs so far (Which don't count for this contest)
Baby is that a hardener in your pocket or are you just happy to lock me?
Oh hell you gotta be -10 cause you got angel written all over you!
Come on folks bust out your best pod moves, this runs till sunday july 6th then i arbitrarily pick the winner (Cause it's my ISK i am giving).
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Celestal
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:19:00 -
[2]
There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:25:00 -
[3]
 Originally by: Celestal
There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
What you insinuating there.... 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Nimrias
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:30:00 -
[4]
Hey, baby! Why don't we go back to my place so I can uncloak my typhoon and dock in your hangar!
I'm going to hell for posting here, Kah (just so you know)... 
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:37:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Nimrias
Hey, baby! Why don't we go back to my place so I can uncloak my typhoon and dock in your hangar!
I'm going to hell for posting here, Kah (just so you know)...
As opposed to the hell that you go thru every day by hanging out in corp with me? :D
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Pan Fairchild
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:40:00 -
[6]
I don't mean to probe but can I harvest your gas?
Too much? ok how about...
You must be the damsel in distress? Theres pirate 'DNA' all over the place.
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Pan Fairchild
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:42:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Celestal
There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
What you insinuating there....
Nice bounty 
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Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:46:00 -
[8]
Don't try to MWD away, I got you dual webbed. Now get in my car or I'll take you down this alley and rapier.
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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.07.04 03:48:00 -
[9]
sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok?
Jake RIvers > okay
Zaiem > k come inside
Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom
Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been
Zaiem > jake warp out
Jake RIvers > k
Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out
Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in
Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so
Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:02:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Pan Fairchild
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Celestal
There are actually pirates that are interested in girls ?
wow , who would have guessed ?
What you insinuating there....
Nice bounty
I been a good little capsuleer... only ganked 1 non farmer since I joined Metafarmers and he was the alt of a guy that was in a gang that tried to gank me but failed because I too awesome for them to take out 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:03:00 -
[11]
oh, I just checked... haha, cheapskate 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Artemis Rose
Eleckrostatik
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:21:00 -
[12]
I'll give you a story. So in your intrepid travels, you happen to find a nice looking Gallente Lass.
"Hotness, please uncloak your Typhoon so I can dock my Armageddon of luv!"
She smiles, bats her eyelashes and giggles.
Then... when it happens...
"OMG! Your Armageddon is bigger than mine!!!!"
Its a rough universe out there, be prepared for anything.
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat. |
Sumi Pong
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:22:00 -
[13]
Girl, I would fly through Jita and back just to lock in your eyes. 
/Not a pirate yet! =( |
Pan Fairchild
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:32:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
oh, I just checked... haha, cheapskate
Now that I've bought you dinner perhaps you and I could do the transversal shuffle.
Booyah! I'm on a role tonight, tied back into thread. Or better yet; you might just be male irl but your female in eve... close enough for me 
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:39:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Pan Fairchild
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
oh, I just checked... haha, cheapskate
Now that I've bought you dinner perhaps you and I could do the transversal shuffle.
Booyah! I'm on a role tonight, tied back into thread. Or better yet; you might just be male irl but your female in eve... close enough for me
*Starts fumbling for doorknob*
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
MarleWH
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:45:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith
sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok?
Jake RIvers > okay
Zaiem > k come inside
Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom
Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been
Zaiem > jake warp out
Jake RIvers > k
Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out
Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in
Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so
Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
Holy shit thats hilarious.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 05:48:00 -
[17]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 04/07/2008 05:53:47
Originally by: MarleWH
Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith
sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok?
Jake RIvers > okay
Zaiem > k come inside
Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom
Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been
Zaiem > jake warp out
Jake RIvers > k
Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out
Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in
Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so
Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
Holy shit thats hilarious.
oh your god!
That's going in my bio
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Wideen
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.04 06:58:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Kirex
Don't try to MWD away, I got you dual webbed. Now get in my car or I'll take you down this alley and rapier.
don't use "rapier" in a pick-up line.. a slip of the tongue and you're screwed 
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Rhak Amharr
Minmatar
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.04 07:08:00 -
[19]
"What? You're actually female? Proof or stfu."
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.07.04 07:12:00 -
[20]
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Widz
Caldari
Third Return Inc.
Blue Sun Trust
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Posted - 2008.07.04 08:32:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
0.0 Win.
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.07.04 08:37:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
I want to try and make up an EVE pickup line but this is discouraging as it's better than anything I could ever think up. 
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Dihania
Gallente
Mucho Dolor
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Posted - 2008.07.04 10:21:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Jei'son Bladesmith
sortof on a related topic....
Zaiem > ok when u come inside start shooting the cruisers far away ok?
Jake RIvers > okay
Zaiem > k come inside
Jei'son Bladesmith > you really should use a condom
Jei'son Bladesmith > you dont know where hes been
Zaiem > jake warp out
Jake RIvers > k
Jei'son Bladesmith > condoms easier, then you dont have to worry bout pullin out
Jake RIvers > blew one up before my warp kicked in
Jei'son Bladesmith > see, told you so
Jei'son Bladesmith > sometimes you just cant hold it long enough
**** now I'm laughing in the office and all the guys are giving me wierd looks.
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EVE: "The Hand-holding Age".
I need isk!Accepting donations.
Renting sig space.Taking various jobs. |
Oregon sinful
Black Plague.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.04 10:28:00 -
[24]
Damn girl... Meet me behind planet six, I'll show you my blasterthron
o/... Meet me behind planet sex, I wanna test your tank...
o7 (.)(.) + B====D ?
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Manson Forte
A Private Space Venture
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Posted - 2008.07.04 10:57:00 -
[25]
Hey, let me **** you.
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Nocturnal Avenger
Black Plague.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:04:00 -
[26]
Wanna go home and see my collection of corpses?
- Carebear Pirate - |
the member
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:25:00 -
[27]
can i has yur stuffs?
Quote:
"You're obviously from France."
-- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:27:00 -
[28]
Hey dud.. erm "babe", I have voice editing software so it's easier to pretend.
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Violence isn't the answer, it is the question.
The answer is yes. |
Jebus Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.04 11:40:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Kahrek Laume
100 mil for the best (Or cheesiest) EVE themed pickup / inuendo line. This is in C&P because honestly the crowd here might be more inclined to reply and we all know that the bad boys get the girl in the end.
My personal favs so far (Which don't count for this contest)
Baby is that a hardener in your pocket or are you just happy to lock me?
Oh hell you gotta be -10 cause you got angel written all over you!
Come on folks bust out your best pod moves, this runs till sunday july 6th then i arbitrarily pick the winner (Cause it's my ISK i am giving).
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
My personal favorite pirate pick up line is..... "Heave to me lassie, and prepare to boarded!"
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:01:00 -
[30]
um.... align into position then we can grind this out together.....
or you could just go bumping people with yer iteron V saying 'you like to TOUCH!!' true borat style.......
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:05:00 -
[31]
i'll come in your gate and you wont be able to stop me....
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:26:00 -
[32]
Im ill and at home with eve not on..... im bored so's here's another sh#t one...
Mines a mammoth and id like to stick it in your POS...
bet you wanna get raptor round my mammoth...
id like taranisship right in your ares...
I prolly could come up with more but i boring you now....
YYYAAARRR!!
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carla ling
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:41:00 -
[33]
Hey there are you the type of girl who likes a bit of huggin and kissin, or would you just be up for a quick back shuttle.
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carling1
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:41:00 -
[34]
lol wrong bloody toon i posted with :) this is my main
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Lt Jester
Shade.
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:44:00 -
[35]
Are you in structure baby? Cause you're on fire!
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.04 12:50:00 -
[36]
Keeping in character with my chosen profession:
"Hey, Baby. You might be with him, and that's fine. Just be ready when I probe you down, and I'll salvage your wreck while he's still in there."
Nothing gets a girl hotter than a Ninja who's not too proud to share.
We're Recruiting! |
iRnoone
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Posted - 2008.07.04 13:03:00 -
[37]
Guess I can't take cred for this. But This IS the best pickup line :P
Garmon > I WARRIOR FOR WOMEN BELONG TO ME
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.04 13:26:00 -
[38]
I bet i dont even need to chat you up, u look like 'A very bad woman'
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Niram Tar
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.07.04 13:44:00 -
[39]
Wanna see my spaceship?
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Lavraen
Minmatar
Repo Industries
R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.07.04 14:25:00 -
[40]
My favourite is "I'm the love pirate and I'm here for ya booty!!!"
Shout it loud like a pirate and pronounce booty "BOOHTAY"
I can't take the credit for this though, but it made me chuckle.
Lavraen |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.04 14:47:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Lavraen
My favourite is "I'm the love pirate and I'm here for ya booty!!!"
Shout it loud like a pirate and pronounce booty "BOOHTAY"
Uhh.. that'd be more like that girl i met in the ghetto
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.04 14:49:00 -
[42]
Originally by: techzer0
Uhh.. that'd be more like that girl i met in the ghetto
You tried to pick up your own Mom? SICK! (Tell her I Tchell said 'hi'! She'll remember me.)
We're Recruiting! |
Dotard
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.04 16:31:00 -
[43]
Alien abductors ask me to probe them.
Because I am the most interesting man in New Eden.
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Nerf You! Buff Me!
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.07.04 16:56:00 -
[44]
"Hey Babe I'm a space pirate."
Ether they immediately facepalm or grab your nuts.
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fixed for greater eve content |
Sol'Kanar
Minmatar
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.07.04 17:36:00 -
[45]
Quote:
Let's play pirates! You can put seamen on my p o o p deck!
Ummm...
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Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.04 17:47:00 -
[46]
Just a quicky I made.
we are recruiting!
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Karrade Krise
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Posted - 2008.07.04 17:47:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Karrade Krise on 04/07/2008 17:50:19
How much you wanna bet I can gank your tank?
It's not small, it's just AFK.
Trust me, you'll have killrights on me once I'm done with you.
I'll gank you so hard you'll wake up in a clone vat.
You know in space, no one can hear you scream. (Other than CCP)
Wanna cloak my Titan?
(In a really deep manly voice) HI! I'M JENNIFER, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME JENNY.
I'll jam you so hard you wont even fight back.
My ship is STD free, CCP said so.
They say that smuggling is a dead profession, wanna prove them wrong?
We'll have a good time, my skills are maxxed.
If you don't like the way I look, I can change my portrait for you.
Can my alt join in?
I use a macro, so I can go 23/7.
I can make you a star, they all start out as exotic dancers like you.
If you're good I'll let you play with my G15.
If you and I were carriers we'd make lots of drones.
Sometimes the protection you use just isn't enough, wanna see my heavy dic?
I'll gank you so bad you wont fly for weeks.
F1-F8 are for my love making modules.
Which of your low slots can I fit?
You must have Officer Cargo Expanders to fit all that ass in them jeans!
Are you lost? I can turn on the autopilot for ya.
Have you been to the EVE gate? With my 19kms Vaga I can get you there in less than half an hour.
Hey there, ever used a freeform contract?
If you'd like, we can go back to my place and make Reactions.
Can I mine your Crock?
Yea, strip mine for me baby!
I can get my clones and yours and we could have a gang bang baby.
Can I load your cargohold?
They don't call me NanoWhor-e for nothing.
Can I visit your clone vat?
They call me the Master of Jove Karma Sutra.
Can I troll your threads?
Mind I post in your topic?
Theres room for two in my pod.
Can I fill your pod with my ambiotic fluids?
My ship is still a virgin, wanna change that?
I have a bounty of 7 Billion isk on my head, wanna touch it?
Sig locked, I will not make fun of the forum mods |
Montmorency
No Nerdrage
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Posted - 2008.07.04 18:12:00 -
[48]
"Hey Baby, Warp on me"
No Nerdrage CEO |
Lailake
Emperor's Technology and Research.
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Posted - 2008.07.04 18:16:00 -
[49]
I WARRIOR FOR WOMEN BELONG TO ME
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kublai
Caldari
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.07.04 18:34:00 -
[50]
Take off your clothes and have sex with me or, I will declare war on your alliance, send an eve-mail to EVERY CEO in it and inform them that your loose tounge is the reason for their haulers dying in jita, have you suicide ganked at least once a week for a year, blow up your CNR, spread a rumour you're a corp thief and be quite dissapointed.
Methods of Torture - Latrocinium |
Mizz Wolf
Minmatar
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.07.04 20:05:00 -
[51]
Nice ship wanna F***?
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ceyriot
Entropians on Vacation
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Posted - 2008.07.04 23:27:00 -
[52]
Originally by: kublai
Take off your clothes and have sex with me or, I will declare war on your alliance, send an eve-mail to EVERY CEO in it and inform them that your loose tounge is the reason for their haulers dying in jita, have you suicide ganked at least once a week for a year, blow up your CNR, spread a rumour you're a corp thief and be quite dissapointed.
I personally like "Want to see my Thorax?"
Faction Store - Killboard |
Joe Starbreaker
AnTi.
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Posted - 2008.07.04 23:30:00 -
[53]
Check out my Armageddon, babe. I've got Energy Management V and I can go all night long.
Is it getting hot in here? Don't worry, I've got a full load of nanite paste for ya.
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Flipout
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.05 01:22:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Flipout on 05/07/2008 01:25:27
Edited by: Flipout on 05/07/2008 01:22:15
Wanna roleplay? You can be a Curse and suck me dry.
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Deitre Cibrus
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.07.05 01:35:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
I want to try and make up an EVE pickup line but this is discouraging as it's better than anything I could ever think up.
lol @ that pic
also nexus fails
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes
Please don't derail your own thread.
What is this sig missing?
Pretty colours? -Conuion
Not true! Has plenty -Deitre
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osbaldo81
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Posted - 2008.07.05 02:06:00 -
[56]
Hay baby nice Asstarte, wanna come over and play with my Megashlong?
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.07.05 02:06:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 05/07/2008 02:06:16
Originally by: Deitre Cibrus
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
I want to try and make up an EVE pickup line but this is discouraging as it's better than anything I could ever think up.
lol @ that pic
also nexus fails
DEITRE CIBRUS MY LOVE!!
<3
ps deitre how was the enforced posting holiday? Enjoy it?
edit; **** this is a mini pyramid.... be wary dei... be wary.
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Opertone
Caldari
SIEGE.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 03:03:00 -
[58]
hey, you've got a nice optimal
would you like me to warp you to my POS?
your cap looks so good!
let's go to a plex, i have a pass code for two
have you ever done it at the gate?
your hull is gorgeous!
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Tai Paktu
Ataraxia.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 03:30:00 -
[59]
Baby, my Howitzer is tremoring and you're the primary...
XXX for gang...
Once you see my Phobos, you'll never warp out...
My dic(tor bubble) stops girls midflight...
Wanna become a member of the 1,000,000,000,000 mile high club?
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http://eve-files.com/sig/TaiPaktu/sig3.PNG |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.05 03:51:00 -
[60]
Hey, Baby. I'm friends with Mitnal!
We're Recruiting! |
Dapanman1
Amarr
Beets and Gravy Syndicate
The InterBus Initiative
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Posted - 2008.07.05 05:01:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Dapanman1 on 05/07/2008 05:01:15
If I may have a minute of your time to test your forum software.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sig removed for inappropriate content.~~~Applebabe |
Solomunio Kzenig
Amarr
SPORADIC MOVEMENT
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.07.05 06:59:00 -
[62]
'Wanna see my bacon torpedo' points to Phobos.
'Point, web an' no foreplay, 'tis the pirate way lass, yarrrrr!'
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.05 18:44:00 -
[63]
Okay that celestis one had me laughing out loud, that puts the bar quite far up there in my books.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Tai Paktu
Ataraxia.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 19:35:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Kahrek Laume
Okay that celestis one had me laughing out loud, that puts the bar quite far up there in my books.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
Much to my dismay, that is indeed winsauce.
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http://eve-files.com/sig/TaiPaktu/sig3.PNG |
Minsuki
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.07.05 19:44:00 -
[65]
50 mil an' ye finest wenches or yeh'll be sucking vacumm, laddie!
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White Chasm
Caldari
Blood In Blood Out
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Posted - 2008.07.05 20:13:00 -
[66]
Wanna take a ride on my cruise missile raven, baby?
(Just don't tell her about the fast fire rate)
_________________
Flagrant E-Peen Stroking - Check
Bragging over the littlest crap - Check
Endless stream of self-contradicting smacktalk - Double Check |
Dark Phox
Caldari
Demon Theory
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.06 14:26:00 -
[67]
Lets proove CCP wrong, I want you to help me dock my Avatar.
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.07.06 21:32:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Hey, Baby. I'm friends with Mitnal!
This one wins.
Although it's comforting to note that the majority of pirates will be remaining single for the foreseeable future.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Games, EVE Online
Email / Netfang |
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D0INK
Minmatar
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.07 00:22:00 -
[69]
My naglfar's guns ain't the only thing that's 3500mm of pure Brutor force.
That's D0INK, with a zero. kthx <3
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Run. |
Rebus Valstay
Deneb Kaitos Engineering
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Posted - 2008.07.07 00:38:00 -
[70]
Originally by: D0INK
My naglfar's guns ain't the only thing that's 3500mm of pure Brutor force.
That's D0INK, with a zero. kthx <3
3500mm of love? That's a bit much (and that must certainly must sting a bit too).
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infinityshok
ZYNC
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:17:00 -
[71]
Lets find an empty asteroid belt where I can bust out my Modulated Deep Core Miner II and pretend your colon is zydrine.
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DR STUMPY
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:26:00 -
[72]
Let me show you how you eject while docked...
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Ruri Dant
Onorata Societa
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:37:00 -
[73]
My torpedo has an explosive warhead all for you baby
I thought the hole in the back on your raven would have been tighter
if you didnt want my stabber in your ship you should have closed that hole in your raven
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.07 03:18:00 -
[74]
"Please bend over so i can widen your undocking ramp with my avatar"
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.07 13:27:00 -
[75]
Small delay in ISK distribution as i have very limited access to the internet till i get back home tonight :) should be around 6 or 7 pm EST. Sorry about the delay but i have no time to read everything before then.
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Karrade Krise
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Posted - 2008.07.07 13:32:00 -
[76]
Here's a new one.
I taught Garmon everything he knows.
Sig locked, I will not make fun of the forum mods |
Rowl Arak
Amarr
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.07 22:33:00 -
[77]
Hey baby, wanna play Factional Warfare?
I'll sit in a plex and you blow the **** outta me.
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Dirtball
PinK TacO Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.07 22:49:00 -
[78]
"I look exactly like my avatar in rl"
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.07.08 01:33:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Dirtball
"I look exactly like my avatar in rl"
that's not a good thing for you
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Kahrek Laume
Gallente
Atropos Asylum
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Posted - 2008.07.08 05:33:00 -
[80]
Okay just got home and reread the thread, there's some pretty good stuff there but "Damp" by Scatim Helicon still wins. ISK transfered and gratz man :)
And well to be honest there are no runner up prizes, because in this situation second place usualy means you just get to go home and give yourself the five fingered salute to the flagpole which really means you fail :)
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
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Strange Kid
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Posted - 2008.07.08 08:34:00 -
[81]
"Hi."
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Yatta I
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Posted - 2008.07.08 08:46:00 -
[82]
I WARRIOR FOR WIFE AND HONOR; wanna be my wife?
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Lavraen
Minmatar
Repo Industries
R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.07.08 08:51:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Kahrek Laume
Okay just got home and reread the thread, there's some pretty good stuff there but "Damp" by Scatim Helicon still wins. ISK transfered and gratz man :)
And well to be honest there are no runner up prizes, because in this situation second place usualy means you just get to go home and give yourself the five fingered salute to the flagpole which really means you fail :)
Regards,
Kahrek Laume.
I can testify to this because I came second in the last compo you ran and you sent my 0.1 isk. Many Minmatar children starved that day...
Lavraen |
Antarr Slagh
QUANT Corp.
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Posted - 2008.07.08 12:18:00 -
[84]
I popped Garmon, baby. |
Plumpy McPudding
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Posted - 2008.07.08 12:28:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Plumpy McPudding on 08/07/2008 12:28:34
I WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME?
edit - Booo too late!
__________________________
Fear me for I have an insatiable appetite!
Proprietor and inventor of Chocolate Chip Chocolate Donut flavored Ice Cream. |
Flynn Tagart
Caldari
JinTech Industries
Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
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Posted - 2008.07.08 21:13:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Flynn Tagart on 08/07/2008 21:19:43
Would you like to rattle my snake baby?
Girl, you put the rattle into rattlesnake!
*edit: added a second one =D* |
Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.07.08 21:45:00 -
[87]
Booya
Also I tl:dr'd the OP and didn't even realise there was a prize attached so this was a nice surprise ^____^
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Dareef
Gallente
Vitai Lampada
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Posted - 2008.07.08 23:36:00 -
[88]
"Hey babe, I can't wait for the ambulation patch so that we can preformed simulated sexual acts through heavy usage of the lying down pose and the crouch key"
Get's them wet everytime
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Ammoina
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.09 03:22:00 -
[89]
Edited by: Ammoina on 09/07/2008 03:22:11
Hey baby, wanna wax my phobos?
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.09 17:50:00 -
[90]
Your man may look good, but I've got a full set of +4's.
We're Recruiting! |
Sin Fae
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.07.09 22:51:00 -
[91]
Oh, your Minmatar. Do you like to be tied up?
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Severe Civire
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Posted - 2008.07.09 23:21:00 -
[92]
Hi I have a hot new Drake. Wanna see me spam javelins?
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Sin Fae
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.07.10 02:17:00 -
[93]
Here is an actual one:
Pirate Starstuck from my uber pirate skills > well u need any help cos this pritty boreing here?
Pirate Starstuck from my uber pirate skills > or just conpany lol i could keep u warm in the cold dark deeps of space ;)
Sin Fae > heh can i post that in the Eve pickup lines thread? Ive been forum posting like crazy lately lol
Pirate Starstuck from my uber pirate skills > if you like
"Suicide Gank Someone Day"(prizes)
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Sezarim
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Posted - 2008.07.10 03:30:00 -
[94]
In order this is how I pickup. If the first one doesn't work i move to the next:
1. "I know Garmon..."
2. "I flew my crow into Garmon space... wonna touch it?"
3. "My crow got Rapier'd by Garmon, I rage quit and thats why im here in a 'Public place'"
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Xsodus Waste
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Posted - 2008.07.10 12:59:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Xsodus Waste on 10/07/2008 13:00:35
part of a much dodgier conversation ...
Leon 026 > /emote brings out the canadian maple syrup
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.10 13:03:00 -
[96]
"I've got more ISK than Chribba. Wanna date?"
We're Recruiting! |
General StarScream
CocioCom
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Posted - 2008.07.10 19:13:00 -
[97]
the bulk of my pod, could hide titans
Please resize signature to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Vvaren VonSchlegel
Diplomatic Disruption
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.07.12 11:36:00 -
[98]
Sadly, I only know breakup lines :(
"our relationship is like a minmatar ship...An unsalvagale wreck"
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Oimira
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Posted - 2008.07.12 11:48:00 -
[99]
I said whaaaa i am not awake yet
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Scrutt5
Snuff inc
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Posted - 2008.07.12 11:48:00 -
[100]
I'm a pirate , wanna see my jolly rodger ?
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Scrutt5
Snuff inc
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Posted - 2008.07.12 11:50:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Dirtball
"I look exactly like my avatar in rl"
And I thought Freddy Mercuary was dead.
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Ashen Angel
Minmatar
AA Mining
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Posted - 2008.07.12 12:31:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Ashen Angel on 12/07/2008 12:31:38
"hey little girl want a popsicle?" said to a rat from a mack pilot
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Najri
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.07.12 15:49:00 -
[103]
Now that we have met lets enjoy the miracle of our encounter
Please flame to your hearts contempt
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Drexis
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.07.12 20:51:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Drexis on 12/07/2008 20:55:01
Edited by: Drexis on 12/07/2008 20:54:13
Edited by: Drexis on 12/07/2008 20:51:12
I'm an Amarr and I would love for you to be my slave for the night
Forgot this one... Are you a roid because I'd love to mine you?
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Zeon Mackie
Caldari
Global Dominion Enterprise
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:26:00 -
[105]
1) I'd treat you the same was as I treat a gank target - get in close, flail around helplessly, drop my drones then pull out.
2) Hey baby, like my thorax? It's built to thrust in, fire a salvo then limp on back to station.
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JDTaylor
Caldari
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.13 06:53:00 -
[106]
Can somebody pod me?
Are you over 18?
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Specture
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.13 07:04:00 -
[107]
I hope you don't mind if I deploy my web from behind with my ****ier
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Pyro Ninja
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Posted - 2008.07.13 23:35:00 -
[108]
My Thorax is looking for your eve gate
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Detria
House Liao
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Posted - 2008.07.14 08:12:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Detria on 14/07/2008 08:13:16
Pirates!
"I seem to have frequent bouts of premature undockulation..."
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deathtron
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.07.18 22:56:00 -
[110]
Hi baby I'm a spaceship pilot, next trip is to Ur Anus
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Azirapheal
Amarr
Insane Decision
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Posted - 2008.07.19 01:38:00 -
[111]
my personal and most effective RL one "hey does this rag smell of chloroform to you? have a sniff"
eve "i pack t2 civilian guns, because im NOT overcompensating for something"
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari
Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.07.19 09:28:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Ancy Denaries on 19/07/2008 09:32:07
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
*snip*
Although it's comforting to note that the majority of pirates will be remaining single for the foreseeable future.
I can do nothing but agree wholeheartedly on this one....
And to be honest, there's only two posts in this thread that comes even close to good. Damp being the absolute win! :D
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Lubimchik
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Posted - 2008.07.19 10:27:00 -
[113]
I know this is gonna be cliche but!
"Is that a titan in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
It would be more of a pick up line for a girl to a guy but hey... whateva right?
Me> Wanna go to low sec and randoms some stuf?
Unmentioned Person> Naa we are anti pirates
Me> *Epic sigh* You still want to go to low sec?
Unmentioned Person> Why?
Me> So me and my buddie |
TheTerribleTerryTate
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.07.19 12:47:00 -
[114]
I have an IQ over 10 and my two favorite things are honesty and commitment. During my spare time I pick up abandoned drones and give them new homes with the nooblets of Pator whilst giving Mining Foreman bonuses. Would you like to dine chez Planet V - Moon 10 - Quafe Warehouse & Restaurante?
There are other ways to snag em...
--
No Pain No Game!
POST WITH YOUR ALT! |
Admiral Asteroidkiller
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Posted - 2008.07.20 13:07:00 -
[115]
Come ride in my Hulk and Juggle my rocks baby .....and i bet you will forget about Darth Vader
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Naunet
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Posted - 2008.07.20 20:12:00 -
[116]
"Want to come over to my station?
We can do some docking/undocking together..."
*He opens a convo*
"-Hey babe, entertain me please."
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.20 23:38:00 -
[117]
come sit on my mega and play with my blaster, dont go too far though cus you might pop...
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Sang Jin
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.21 00:46:00 -
[118]
Me and my corp mates are gona scan you down and gank you.
Guess this explains why I don't get many girls eh.
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Tonxic
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Posted - 2008.07.21 11:56:00 -
[119]
girl: hey you want to go to the movies?
guy: NO U!!
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Tashiie
Perpetua Umbra
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.07.21 15:40:00 -
[120]
Protection? I'm more into Target Painting.
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Lubimchik
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Posted - 2008.07.22 23:17:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Tashiie
Protection? I'm more into Target Painting.
/vote
Me> Wanna go to low sec and randoms some stuf?
Unmentioned Person> Naa we are anti pirates
Me> *Epic sigh* You still want to go to low sec?
Unmentioned Person> Why?
Me> So me and my buddie |
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