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R3aliti
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:20:00 -
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I see so many negative posts, so much trolling and so much flaming every time I come here. I figured it would be worth a try to get a little humor going. So, what fantasy skill would you like to see added to the skill tree? I will start with one just to give an idea. This one is for the Gallente Freighter; of course there would be one for each race as there is a Freighter skill for each race.
Skill: Gallente Freighter Hacking (aka:oreomatic)
Description: Skill for the operations and structural modifications to Gallente Freighter class ships. Cannot be trained on Trial or School Based Accounts.
Freighter Hacking Skill Bonus: Level I: Additional Drone Bay, 375 m3/125 Mbit/sec Drone Bandwidth Level II-V: Two High Slots, One Mid Slot and One Low Slot per Level. Special CPU needs reduction: Allowing the fitting of Strip Miner and Ice Harvester turrets. 6% better yield for Strip Miners and 6% reduction in Ice Harvester duration per level. 7.5% bonus to all shield/armor resistances per level
Attributes: Primary, Perception Attributes: Secondary, Willpower Training Time Multiplier: 14X
Required Skills: Primary Skills Required: Mining Barge Level V, Exhumers Level V, Advanced Spaceship Command Level V, Spaceship Command Level V and Gallente Freighter V
Secondary Skills Required: Gallente Industrial Level V, Gallente Cruiser Level V and Gallente Frigate Level V
I look forward to seeing what others will come up with.
R3
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diabolic clone
Amarr Anomaly Collective
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:38:00 -
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Corpse navigation, ability to lock your warp drive onto frozen corpses.
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Illwill Bill
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:42:00 -
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Necromancy! ____________________ Honk if you think that I'm a n00b Lance fighter > Honk. |
Gone'Postal
Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:50:00 -
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Hulk Interlocking: AKA The Hulk Conga Line
Skill for interlocking "hulk" class ships together. Grants the user to interlock one Hulk to another (1 Per Level) Not on trial accounts.
Primary - Willpower Secondary - Perception Multiplier - 16
Required Skills Spaceship Command 5 Advanced Spaceship Command 5 Mining Barge 5 Exhumers 5 Electronic Upgrades 5
Questions, Comments, Problems, Please address them to the CSM.. Now CCP Never have to visit the forum. -V8I-
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:50:00 -
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Advanced Drone Tracking Rank: 8 Requires: Drone Sharpshooting IV +5% To drone tracking per level
Combat Drone Pinpointing Rank: 8 Requires: Drone Sharpshooting IV, Advanced Drone Interfacing V +3% To Drone Damage per level
Drone Stealth Operation Rank: 6 Requires: Advanced Drone Interfacing V, Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing IV 5% Reduction to Drone Signature Radius per level
Advanced Drone Maneuvering Rank: 6 Requires: Advanced Drone Interfacing V, Drone Navigation IV +5% to Drone Orbit Velocity
Target Painter Drone Operation Rank: 6 Requires: Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing IV +7.5% Effectiveness to Target Painter Drones
ECM Drone Operation Rank: 6 Requires: Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing IV +10% Effectiveness to ECM Drones
Sensor Dampener Drone Operation Rank: 6 Requires: Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing IV +5% Effectiveness to Sensor Dampener Drones
Tracking Disruptor Drone Operation Rank: 6 Requires: Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing IV +5% Effectiveness to Tracking Disruptor Drones
Drone *****, me? NEVER! ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Sergeant Spot
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:53:00 -
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Necromatic Ammo Production
The ability to turn a frozen corpse into ammo. Corpse ammo does triple damage against the player it was made from.
Play nice while you butcher each other.
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Revonanist
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Posted - 2008.07.06 20:26:00 -
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Station Manager Connnections
Skill at interacting with the Station manager at NPC stations. Ability to persuade the manager to eject 1 docked pilot per level.
Requires Social 5 Connections 5
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Tek'a Rain
Gallente Collegium Mechanicae Holding
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Posted - 2008.07.06 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Drone Love
Seconded. Wait.. this is a joke thread? I demand to see these Skills ingame, Now! Expand the meager drone skilltree! UNlock our potential and give drone lovers something to train!
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles Zzz
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:23:00 -
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Forum Necromancy: level I allows posting in threads for up to 1 month after the 90-day auto-lock. Each subsequent level doubles this figure, with unlimited reply capabilities at level V.
Wall of Text: 5% bonus to post incomprehensibility per level
Flaming: Ability to alienate 20% of the forum population per level.
Trolling: 5% increased chance of successful troll per per level.
Rickrolling: Requires Trolling II. 5% increase to rate of rolls per level.
Advanced Rickrolling: Requires Rickrolling V. Adds 1 Rickroll variant per level.
Zzz research towers Direrie NEW: Liekuri
20:1 low-end compression |
Markin Lea
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:29:00 -
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Combat Strip Miner Skill.
Grants the ability to use the strip miners on other ships and "mine" their armor and hull.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:36:00 -
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Signature Images] Ability to create forum signature images +5 signature images per level +20% signature popularity per level.
Signature Image Proliferation Spreading your signature images to other peoples' signatures. Requires Signature Images IV. +5 other people using your signature images per level -
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn Signature Images] Ability to create forum signature images +5 signature images per level +20% signature popularity per level.
Signature Image Proliferation Spreading your signature images to other peoples' signatures. Requires Signature Images IV. +5 other people using your signature images per level
I see you've trained both of those to V.
Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tamia Clant
Originally by: Crumplecorn Signature Images] Ability to create forum signature images +5 signature images per level +20% signature popularity per level.
Signature Image Proliferation Spreading your signature images to other peoples' signatures. Requires Signature Images IV. +5 other people using your signature images per level
I see you've trained both of those to V.
More like 8.
Also, welcome back Crumplecorn. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |
Tyr Vaantau
Amarr Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:44:00 -
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Veldnought proficiency
+10% veldspar mining yield and +5% mining cycle speed boost per skill level while using a Dreadnought.
Requirements
Racial Dreadnought IV Must be Chribba.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Tamia Clant I see you've trained both of those to V.
More like 8.
Also, welcome back Crumplecorn.
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Couldn't say no to two free weeks. -
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Feng Schui
Minmatar Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:59:00 -
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Skill: Advanced Energy Emissions
Description: Allows the pilot of a capacitor warfare ship to increase their range of energy emissions by 25% per level.
Primary Attribute: Intellegence Secondary Attribute: Memory
Required skills: Engineering 5, Energy Emissions 4
Project:Gank
Pilgrim Guide
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.07 00:01:00 -
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Edited by: Neth''Rae on 07/07/2008 00:03:57
Originally by: Crumplecorn Signature Images] Ability to create forum signature images +5 signature images per level +20% signature popularity per level.
Signature Image Proliferation Spreading your signature images to other peoples' signatures. Requires Signature Images IV. +5 other people using your signature images per level
also.
Signature Image Marketing Talent for selling your signatures for isk. +1 Signature requests per week and +15mil isk signature price per level.
Request signatures at EVE-GFX |
Sniper Wolf18
Gallente Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:26:00 -
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WoW beam:
Allows you to zap one whining carebear back to WoW per level.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 WoW beam:
Allows you to zap one whining carebear back to WoW per level.
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Tippia
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:30:00 -
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Shift blame 10% chance per level that CONCORD will go after some other, completely innocent, nearby ******* whenever you do something nasty.
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Whosyour Daddy
Amarr 30 ounces
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Spot Necromatic Ammo Production
The ability to turn a frozen corpse into ammo. Corpse ammo does triple damage against the player it was made from.
/Signed -------------------------------
Originally by: thisiswrong
I tried to petitin to get my sec back up but the gm turned me down ok CCP thats it im cancelling my account.
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Caffeine Junkie
2 Guys In Motherships
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:34:00 -
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Edited by: Caffeine Junkie on 07/07/2008 01:44:50
Advanced Thermodynamics -10% per level to heat build up amount Requires: Thermodynamics V
Drone Bandwidth Optimisation: Allows 20% of spare drone bandwidth to be used above the maximum number of drones per level, with 100% at level V. Requires: Drone Interfacing V, Advanced Drone Interfacing V (i.e. 125m3 Bandwidth = 25 Warrior IIs @ Lvl 5)
Statis Webifer Drone Spec: 10% increase to Webber Drone Statis Webification effect per level 100% Bonus to Statis Webifer Drone Speed per level Requires: Propulsion Jamming V, Drones V, Adv Drone Interfacing IV
Capacitor Protection: 10% reduction in the effect of enemy Nosferatu / Neuts per level Requires: Energy Emissions V, Energy Management V
Fighter Interfacing / Durability / Navigation / Sharpshooting: Same specs as standard drones but for fighters. Requires: Fighters V
Gallente / Caldari / etc Fighter Spec 2% per level increase in racial fighter damage. Allows use of T2 fighters.
Advanced Logistics: 250% per level bonus to scan resolution when targeting friendly fighters. 8% per level reduction in Capital Remote Repair Modules Cap need when used on friendly fighters.
Nothing special, not big or clever, just 20 fighters and one hell of a tank.... |
YourMain
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Posted - 2008.07.07 02:22:00 -
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Alt Characters Skill at creating alts 10% reduction in the time needed to terminate a character
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Cpl Punnishment
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.07 02:25:00 -
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Return to Sender Skill= Being able to redirect Enemy fire back to its sender postage due..
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Caffeine Junkie
2 Guys In Motherships
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Posted - 2008.07.07 02:27:00 -
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Originally by: Cpl Punnishment Return to Sender Skill= Being able to redirect Enemy fire back to its sender postage due..
lulz
Nothing special, not big or clever, just 20 fighters and one hell of a tank.... |
andresimmia
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Posted - 2008.07.07 03:27:00 -
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1. Pod salvaging. Ability to salvaged implants from Pods. Note cannot be salvaged by the player who was podded.
2. Timelord Science Lvl 5 grants ability to move planets and moons to better locations and to travel forwards in eve time by 2 days per level. (This would be a great tool for players that trade. Also has 5% resistance per level to Damage Types ;Dalak, Cybermen and Vashdanarada.
3. Cameilion Circuits Lvl 5. Ability to change the ships apperance to something Else. Level 5 allows the player to make his/her ship look like a Jumpgate. ( you could have so much fun with that one )
4. Spell Checking 5. Ability to talk jibberish and will result in well formed sentences. Level 5 Allows leet speak to appear as perfect English.
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Khrillian
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.07.07 03:31:00 -
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Amidoinitrite? * Appraise * Balance * Bluff * Climb * Concentration * Craft * Decipher Script * Diplomacy * Disable Device * Disguise * Escape Artist * Forgery * Gather Information * Handle Animal * Heal * Hide * Intimidate * Jump * Knowledge * Listen * Move Silently * Open Lock * Perform * Profession * Ride * Search * Sense Motive * Sleight of Hand * Speak Language * Spellcraft * Spot * Survival * Swim * Tumble * Use Magic Device * Use Rope
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory
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Posted - 2008.07.07 04:27:00 -
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Doggy Launching
Allows usage of Dog Guns
Every level increases effectiveness of dogs ****ing in the opposing ship, peeing on the opposing ship's furniture, and biting the pod-pilot and crew by 300000000% per level.
Originally by: DroneCommander
Originally by: Isiskhan My mother's name is Rolricka. Yes, I'm being 100% serious.
Dude! Your mum got RolRick'd!
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Rostran Targo
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.07.07 05:15:00 -
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Lag Reduction
Reduces the amount of lag experienced by 20% per level.
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Gimpb
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Posted - 2008.07.07 05:23:00 -
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Hull volatility Requires hull upgrades 5 Performing self destruct deals explosive damage equal to 100% of the ship's hull hitpoints to all ships within 5km. Each level increases the range by 5km.
Space mobster Instead of automatically destroying your ship, concord demands a bribe equal to the platinum insurance payout of your target's ship. Bribe cost is decreased by 10% per level.
Spider drone upgrade Requires drone interfacing 5 Increases the speed, armor, shield, hull, and slowing effect of webber drones by 40% per level.
Signal deadening Sensor dampers decrease the sensor strengths of the target by 10% per level.
Shockwave propagation Increases the damage and range of smart bombs by 7.5% per level.
Servo heat sink upgrades Overheated turrets gain 10% additional tracking speed per level.
Disruption radiator Requires heavy interdictors 4 Overheating a warp disruption field generator causes it to generate a deadspace field. Range is 4km per level.
Duct tape bots Your hull is passively repaired of 0.3% damage per level per minute.
Feedback Increases the effect of neuts against targets using a nos by 30% per level.
Warp tunnel tracking Allows a covert ops ship to detect and warp to warp tunnel destinations within 2au per skill level.
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