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Yvelle Mad Cow Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.07 05:45:00 - [31] Originally by: Gimpb Duct tape bots Your hull is passively repaired of 0.3% damage per level per minute. I want this !!!! Maybe at Advance Duct Tape 5, we can be allowed to have one additional low/medium module added to your ship !
Mithfindel Gallente Gariushi Foundation	Posted - 2008.07.07 06:30:00 - [32] Applied Thermodynamics * Your Heat Sinks act as, um, heat sinks. * All Heat Sinks reduce -5% heat damage per level of Applied Thermodynamics. Using multiple modules affecting the same stat is penalized.
Marion Rendois	Posted - 2008.07.07 06:39:00 - [33] Drone Recall (Rank 8) +5% drone speed per level when recalling to drone bay Drone Warp (Rank 8) +1 AU/s per level warp speed for drones returning to drone bay
Reven Cordelle Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.07.07 06:54:00 - [34] Aggressive Salvaging - Actively strips modules and components from target ships. - Chance of salvage increased 10% per level with Level 5 allowing entire modules to be salvaged complete. Muahaha, May the theft of Officer fittings begin. Though Ninja-Salvaging would be a right pain in the ass. Titan is just about to let off a DDD when a Slasher flies in and rips the DDD off. Hilarious though.
Bart Mag	Posted - 2008.07.07 07:42:00 - [35] Skill Management: Allows to set up a skill queue. 1 additional skill per level. Rank 6 (I would like to see that for real) Advanced Learning: Allows to learn multiple skills at a time. 1 additional skill per level. Rank 8 (Okay, i admit it. I would like to see that too)
Louis deGuerre Gallente Federation Zone Operations Command	Posted - 2008.07.07 08:13:00 - [36] Volume mastery -------------- The ability to percieve all voice channels on EVE Voice in a fleet at a volume which does not rupture ear drums. Prerequisites : permanent hearing damage caused by idiots. -------------------------------------------------- If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles - Sun Tzu
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Scalar Federation	Posted - 2008.07.07 08:52:00 - [37] Forum Operation 20% insensitivity to all forum post per level Forum Monitoring Skill in passively monitoring the forum Lvl 1 enables you to monitor for your name further levels enable you to monitor for one key word per level IE Lvl 1 :"Chribba" Lvl 2 :"veldspar" _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Yatta I	Posted - 2008.07.07 09:34:00 - [38] Bribery each time you agress in high sec, concord will not interfere if you pay this amount of isk: (SP * (10 - SEC STATUS)) * (1 - 0.1 * Bribery Skill Level)) Rubber Hull Upgrades Skills at ducttaping rubber plates to the hull of activated ships. Adds 10% chance of bouncing damage caused by projectile, railgun, and missile back at your enemy per level. Adds 10% taken damage/effect from energy, EW, blaster, and drone per level. Can not be trained if Mirror Hull Upgrades already trained. Mirror Hull Upgrades Skills at chewing-gumming mirror plates to the hull of activated ships. Adds 10% chance of bouncing damage caused by energy, EW, blaster, and drone back at your enemy per level. Adds 10% taken damage/effect from bouncing projectile, railgun, and missile per level. Can not be trained if Rubber Hull Upgrades already trained. Overview Ghosting Skills at creating ghost overview items on enemy overview. Adds one ghost to a selected enemy's overview in the current solarsystem. Jita Interfacing Be one with the Jita. Epeen Each level increases the length of your Epeen by 20%.
Capt Kees a clockwork orange	Posted - 2008.07.07 10:00:00 - [39] Combat Skills Skill : Barricade R&R - Gives Players 5% gain on every consumed beverage while Barricading. 10% Increase in any beverage containing alcohol. Pro's: Makes boring long lasting Barricades more Bareable and enjoyable. Cons : The longer Barricades last, the more movitated pilots are, but become less effective in actual combat (drunk) Mining Skills Order Pizza : Miners can order while Mining a Pizza delivery boi too cut down on Mining downtimes.. Pizzaboi deleveries gain 5% free toppings on each level gain, and 5min quicker delivery time per accumulated level.. Order Pizza in fleets of 5 pilots or more gives 10% discount per ordered Pizza. Social and Haggle skills gives 5% cost reduce per level per Order
Ringo Jeicha Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.07.07 10:01:00 - [40] Some of these skills are actually pretty cool, and dude: Originally by: Gimpb Duct tape bots Your hull is passively repaired of 0.3% damage per level per minute. We already HAVE minmatar ships
Tau Chien	Posted - 2008.07.07 11:22:00 - [41] * Advance Beam - Allow you to equip advance tractor beam that pull target ship to you. 20% range bonus and 50% tractor speed per lvl !!!! you cant run from me
Alurexar Freelance Assassins Tenth Legion	Posted - 2008.07.07 11:23:00 - [42] Edited by: Alurexar on 07/07/2008 11:24:06 Looting Drones Ability to use Looting Drones. + 5% to cargo bay capacity of the drone per level. Salvaging Drones Ability to use Salvaging Drones. + 5% increase in chance of salvage retrieval per level. Cynosural Field Generation Probes This deep space probe can create Cynosural Field from several light years away. + 1 Active probes per level. Initially probe can only create one Cynosural Field before it expires, each level increases it with + 1 to total of 5 on Level V 30 days lifetime. After that the probe will expire. Can only be dropped by Black Ops Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.07.07 11:24:00 - [43] Originally by: Tyr Vaantau Veldnought proficiency +10% veldspar mining yield and +5% mining cycle speed boost per skill level while using a Dreadnought. Requirements Racial Dreadnought IV Must be Chribba. Thread won. - Lt. Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Celeste Coeval The Gosimer and Scarab	Posted - 2008.07.07 11:27:00 - [44] Originally by: Revonanist Station Manager Connnections Skill at interacting with the Station manager at NPC stations. Ability to persuade the manager to eject 1 docked pilot per level. Requires Social 5 Connections 5 this Originally by: Lance Fighter This is either a troll or a noob... Ill take the noob route.
Letri Bimmet Gallente Estrale Frontiers	Posted - 2008.07.07 11:47:00 - [45] Edited by: Letri Bimmet on 07/07/2008 11:48:20 Edited by: Letri Bimmet on 07/07/2008 11:47:57 Salvage Interfacing: Description: Ability to destroy random wrecks when salvage thieves are nearby, resulting in a small shockwave damaging everything close. 5% damage increase per level 5% Shockwave range increase per level Stargate Control: Description: Command stargate to lockdown for one minute. 50% increase in lockdown duration per level Drone Pinpointing: Description: Enables your drones to shoot down enemy torpedoes 7% Chance of missile destruction per level Starship Pimping: Description: Enables one paintjob per level Petition Forwarding: Description: Speeds up gm petition reading and solving 1% GM reading speed increase per level
Lucy Light	Posted - 2008.07.07 12:23:00 - [46] Edited by: Lucy Light on 07/07/2008 12:24:37 Forum Skills Grammar 20% per lvl in grammar accuracy in forums (I need that) Ambulation Skills Harakiri 10% extra blood per level Table manner 5% food waste reduction and 10% extra social skills per level Beer drinking 10% resilience to beer per level. 5% less chance of being stopped outside the station for drink and fly. Advanced Beer drinking 20% chance to pull an ugly toon per level Eve-Gameplay Expert Cloaking Allows you to jump (not warp!) a gate cloaked but leaving behind a can of exotic dancers. 10% extra exotic dancers per level Toilet break Pause eve while you go to the lou. starts at 15 secs. 5 extra seconds per level Universe Crossover Increases your other MMOS character (wow, age of conan, city off heroes) level by 15% per level Advanced Universe crossover Allows you to replace your eve character with your WOW mage or your AoC barbarian at login I like to eat one nutella sandwich for breakfast
Caffeine Junkie 2 Guys In Motherships	Posted - 2008.07.07 12:25:00 - [47] Ambulation +20% bonus to all supercaptials in the game being able to dock, to pretend to take part in 'Ambulation'. Nothing special, not big or clever, just 20 fighters and one hell of a tank....
Karrade Krise	Posted - 2008.07.07 13:37:00 - [48] Trailer Wannabe Grants the player the ability to crash their Carrier into stations and shoot big blue balls of fire from their Abaddon. Sig locked, I will not make fun of the forum mods
Lysianna Gallente Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative	Posted - 2008.07.07 13:52:00 - [49] - Zero G. Flame Thrower. Specially designed to kill the pilot inside the pod without destroy the pod. Each level adds 10% range. - Pod recycling Learn the incredible technique of emptying a pod of it's dead corpse without cracking the shell. The skills also enables the use of Pod tracker, giving the pilot the ability to bring the pod on board of his ship. Lysianna Hazumason
Dihania Gallente Mucho Dolor	Posted - 2008.07.07 13:55:00 - [50] Originally by: Revonanist Station Manager Connnections Skill at interacting with the Station manager at NPC stations. Ability to persuade the manager to eject 1 docked pilot per level. Requires Social 5 Connections 5 This. . EVE: "The Hand-holding Age". I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting sig space.Taking various jobs.
Viqtoria Caldari Groping Hand Social Club	Posted - 2008.07.07 13:56:00 - [51] humour
Fangedterror Caldari The Devils Brigade The Threshold	Posted - 2008.07.07 14:19:00 - [52] Exloderation Requries: Cool V Abillity to exploderate 1 ship per lvl. Need some Help with EVE? -Guides -Ship Setups -People Singing for their ships -Eve Time Cards -and MORE!!!! www.eve-onlineguides.com
Marcus Rah	Posted - 2008.07.07 14:29:00 - [53] Pack Rat: 2% bonus to cargo space per level. Obsessive compulsive Hoarder: 2% bonus to cargo space per level. Requires Pack Rat lvl5. I need to sell some junk and get outside more often: 1% bonus to cargo space per level. Requires Obsessive compulsive Hoarder lvl5.
Marquis Zenas Gallente m3 Corp	Posted - 2008.07.07 15:44:00 - [54] Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 07/07/2008 15:44:39 Advanced target painting: Ability to use target painters to paint laser pictures on dustclouds, ships, etc. lvl 1 - ability to project a smily face lvl 2 - ability to project words lvl 3 - ability to project "the finger" and profanities -=- Holographics Ability to fit the hologram drive Hologram drive: Ability to "cloak" ship in a hologram so that appears as different ship of a similar size. ____ Originally by: Akita T The Drake is designed with a 5-minute AFK timer... enough for the launchers to empty the full FoF rack, reload, and eagerly await your F1 to F7 keypresses...
andresimmia	Posted - 2008.07.07 19:45:00 - [55] Gravity Bomb, and Advance Gravity Bomb. Effect: Pulls all astroids and wrecks into one spot. Can be fitted to Hulks and will pull objects upto 1AU per level. Advance Gravity Bomb Level 5 Pulls everything in the current system into one spot. That includes :Stations :jumpgates Mission Runners and the missions themselves and all Pirates. (Oh what fun)
Bleeshtar	Posted - 2008.07.07 19:48:00 - [56] Originally by: Khrillian Amidoinitrite? * Appraise * Balance * Bluff * Climb * Concentration * Craft * Decipher Script * Diplomacy * Disable Device * Disguise * Escape Artist * Forgery * Gather Information * Handle Animal * Heal * Hide * Intimidate * Jump * Knowledge * Listen * Move Silently * Open Lock * Perform * Profession * Ride * Search * Sense Motive * Sleight of Hand * Speak Language * Spellcraft * Spot * Survival * Swim * Tumble * Use Magic Device * Use Rope You sir rolled a 1 Now bend over and take it like a man.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.07.07 20:02:00 - [57] Clippy, the ship fitting assistant Each additional level of Clippy gives you more hints _ SUPPORT or CRITICIZE the issue of mineral and moon material balance !
Praesus Lecti Gallente Blueprint Haus Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.07.07 20:35:00 - [58] Pod Interface Disruption Rank: 10 Required Skills: Hacking V, Electronic Warfare V, Frequency Modulation V, Signal Suppression V, Signal Dispersion V, Cybernetics V, Electronic Engineering V Attributes: Intelligence, Perception Description: Ability to cause the pod of the targeted ship to eject. 2% increase in chance per level. Required Modules: Pod Interface Disruptor (high slot)
Titen	Posted - 2008.07.07 20:53:00 - [59] Skill: Ship Identification Alteration (aka:chameleon) Description: Skill for the use of Chameleon modules (would require a med slot, similar to ECM). Cannot be trained on Trial or School Based Accounts. Ship Identification Alteration Skill Bonus: Level I: Ability to appear as another ship in same class / same race Level II: Ability to appear as another ship in same class / any race Level III: Ability to appear as another ship in lower class / same race Level IV: Ability to appear as another ship in higher class / same race, other than Mother Ships Level V: Ability to appear as another ship in any class / same race, other than Mother Ships Usage: Depending on level attained, skill allows pilot to project a false image to visual and electronic devices. Example: At level III, a pilot of a Dominix is seen on all pilot screens/overviews as a Vexor At level IV, a pilot of a Vexor is seen on all pilot screens/overviews as a Dominix Attributes: Primary, Perception Attributes: Secondary, Willpower Training Time Multiplier: 14X Required Skills: The skills required for the ship the pilot intends to Chamelion Secondary Skills Required: Hacking V, Astrometrics V
Pithecanthropus	Posted - 2008.07.07 21:03:00 - [60] Amarr Boost Boost's all Amarr ships by actually boosting their stats. --------------------------------- Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man.

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