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Vex Shallobar
Amarr Malevolent Intentions
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:13:00 -
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Edited by: Vex Shallobar on 14/07/2008 03:15:28 As I've gotten more and more into this game, I've started to realize how it is becoming a part of me. So that's why I made this thread,post reasons that would show why you play eve too much. You know you play EVE too much when....
you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you have to change a skill
you hear people talking and one says "tackle" and you hope that they play eve only to find out they were talking about football
when you walk through a door you wait a couple seconds before moving so that the lag can catch up
at night,you worry that your starbase (house) might get camped by pirates
you drink an energy drink and think in your head "capacitor recharger"
when stuck in traffic, you think "this is laggier than jita"
you think of drones when you tell your pet dog to do a trick
when in a rough part of town,you feel like you're in 0.0 space
That's all I've got,post all your ideas!
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Stormwind Bloodfeather
Minmatar Sogdian Traders Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:19:00 -
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You know you Play EVE to much when you change your real name to your characters name... In EVE, your only friend is your ship and it's weapons. All others are the enemy! |
Kaakao
Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:22:00 -
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when the light turns to red before you and you got "ah ****, traffic control"
also the fact that Im up at 6:20 am, reading a book because I thought it would be waste to try to get some sleep before logging into eve to change a skill at 6:50 ----
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Jhagiti Tyran
VersaTech Interstellar Ltd. Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:23:00 -
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You know you have played to much of any game when you have seen this thread posted for the 10,000th time.
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wifi
Frontier Technologies
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:25:00 -
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You get abunch of your buddys and go hang out at the entrance to the mall. Everytime someome you dont know comes out with bags of loot, you beat him to death
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Matthew Cooper
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:44:00 -
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Originally by: wifi You get abunch of your buddys and go hang out at the entrance to the mall. Everytime someome you dont know comes out with bags of loot, you beat him to death
No CONCORD in your neighborhood I take it?
Originally by: Tarminic Stop posting with your alt Kieron.
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Fabien Aldric
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.14 03:47:00 -
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When you facepalm at threads like this, one shitty repost at a time.
THE STATE PREVAILS! |
Faife
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:03:00 -
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you know you play eve too much when: - your pets die - you lose your job - you fail out of school - you get carpal tunnel syndrome - you get serious health complications from not eating / bathing / going to the bathroom - your SO leaves you - you die at your computer, forgotten by all real life acquaintances and alone - -
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Nicholas Barker
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:17:00 -
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once when i was waiting for the bus to go home from work, day dreaming, i noticed that i couldn't see my overview and assumed it was minimized (when it's still in the same position just one tiny bar), so started moving my head to shake it back down. Until i realised what i was doing and went back to listening to my music.
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Zurrar
Gallente Epiphyte Mining and Exploration Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2008.07.14 04:20:00 -
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you know you play eve too much when your driving on the freeway, and you accelerate letting the turbo spool up and you think to yourself 'mwd activated'
and yes, i drive a turbo charged vw :D
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Mordred Shadow
Battle Logistics and Mining Inc Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:04:00 -
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My wife and I just had a bad day with our children who were just arguing and generally grumbling. As we discussed it later I said that we all started the day off badly and it was just a "fail cascade". She nodded in agreement having no idea that I borrowed that term completely from reading the CAOD forums.
I just had my speed limiter removed from my scooter (moped). When I hopped on it and took off it was so much faster that I said out loud that I now have a nano-scooter. Anyone listening probably would have thought that I meant that the scooter was small.
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Soulita
Gallente Inner Core
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:10:00 -
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Damn ****.
Topics like this make me jealous. Too much work atm, not enough time to play eve
Yeah, you may give me a hug.
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Banana Torres
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:13:00 -
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You know you play Eve too much when you start threads in which you compare the small but perfectly formed Eve to the well endowed market leader.
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Liang Nuren
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:17:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker once when i was waiting for the bus to go home from work, day dreaming, i noticed that i couldn't see my overview and assumed it was minimized (when it's still in the same position just one tiny bar), so started moving my head to shake it back down. Until i realised what i was doing and went back to listening to my music.
That's freaking impressive. If it makes you feel better, I occasionally get stuck in a programming problem. I've built homes out of code segment-sticks, gone scuba-diving and seen code-fish, hunted through the Great Codestack for the piece I wanted...
All dreams, of course. :p
-Liang -- The Universe has a really good firewall. Why else do you think nobody has hacked the Universe yet? |
Jurgen Cartis
Caldari Interstellar Corporation of Exploration Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:38:00 -
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When you realize you've lost count of the number of times you've seen this topic. . . -------------------- ICE Blueprint Sales FIRST!! -Yipsilanti Pfft. Never such a thing as a "last chance". ;) -Rauth |
Hieronimus Rex
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Posted - 2008.07.14 05:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jhagiti Tyran You know you have played to much of any game when you have seen this thread posted for the 10,000th time.
QFT
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Fraszoid
Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.07.14 06:27:00 -
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Here is my favourite story of playing EVE too much. I was driving my old minivan to run some errands in the winter time, so it was cold, and snowy. First I turn on the heat, and lights, then it snows a bit, so the wipers are on, then I stop and think to myself, 'do I have enough cap to run the radio too?'. Then I remembered as long as I don't activate a MWD (not fitted) or use too much ECM, I'd be fine. So I went about my business secure in my knowledge that my minivan would have enough cap to run everything. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html |
Viriola
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Posted - 2008.07.14 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: Jhagiti Tyran You know you have played to much of any game when you have seen this thread posted for the 10,000th time.
^^ THIS oh god.
There hasn't been an original post in one of these threads since 2007. In fact these threads now work simply to identify the players who have never, ever looked at the forums before.
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Wideen
Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.14 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Vex Shallobar
you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you have to change a skill
this actually happens to me, thank God none of the other ones do because then I'd be rly worried
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Robert Rosenberg
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.07.14 06:45:00 -
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Originally by: Faife you know you play eve too much when: - your pets die - you lose your job - you fail out of school - you get carpal tunnel syndrome - you get serious health complications from not eating / bathing / going to the bathroom - your SO leaves you - you die at your computer, forgotten by all real life acquaintances and alone
check check check check che- ahrfghd;dfgh
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Stormwind Bloodfeather
Minmatar Sogdian Traders Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.14 06:48:00 -
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I frequently read the forums, and enjoy threads like this. So.. for the record...
You know you've played EVE to much when humor threads like this one cause you to complain about seeing n 10000 threads just like this one.. oh wait, maybe that just makes you a forum troll instead.........
Originally by: Viriola
Originally by: Jhagiti Tyran You know you have played to much of any game when you have seen this thread posted for the 10,000th time.
^^ THIS oh god.
There hasn't been an original post in one of these threads since 2007. In fact these threads now work simply to identify the players who have never, ever looked at the forums before.
In EVE, your only friend is your ship and it's weapons. All others are the enemy! |
Nathvas
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Posted - 2008.07.14 07:48:00 -
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When you build a thantos carrier completly from rat loot and it only toke you 2 months from start to finish.
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General StarScream
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.07.14 08:07:00 -
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You know you plat to mutch, when you thinking about logging into eve, while allready logged inn Please resize signature to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Roc Wieler
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.14 09:33:00 -
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You buy a "go anywhere" usb device for your laptop so that you can play EVE on your honeymoon.
"Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler |
Armoured C
Gallente The Aztecs Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.07.14 09:43:00 -
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you know when you play eve to much when you have to leave it you watch all the trailers again
im guilty of that
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Anubis Xian
Reavers
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Posted - 2008.07.14 09:46:00 -
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You know you are addicted to Eve when you remember the first thread with this subject and nobody else who posted in it still plays.
Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
I'm the Juggernaut, *****! |
Osman Range
Caldari Quam Singulari
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Posted - 2008.07.14 09:55:00 -
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You know you play too much Eve, when you wake up during night and have to go pee but first think "should change to smaller ship for faster align"
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Hesod Adee
Militants of Xen
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Posted - 2008.07.14 10:01:00 -
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Originally by: Vex Shallobar you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you have to change a skill
I actually did this, because I did have to change a skill
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Volarius
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.07.14 10:13:00 -
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You know you play eve too much when you've got a job watching, editing and publishing ****ography and you still spend time at work reading the forums and replying to threads such as this one
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Rana Ash
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.14 11:32:00 -
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When you hear someone call out BoB and you don't associate it with a person.
lyret dedreen
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