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Stormwind Bloodfeather
Minmatar
Sogdian Traders Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.14 11:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Rana Ash
When you hear someone call out BoB and you don't associate it with a person.
THIS! 
In EVE, your only friend is your ship and it's weapons. All others are the enemy! |
Cmdr Baxter
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2008.07.14 11:50:00 -
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..... your co-workers are discussing WoW and you tell them your Ferox and a bunch of Hobgoblins will pwn the s*** out of their dwarf.
..... your co-workers all think you're "strange" for saying dual 150mm hybrids with antimatter charges can snipe the s*** out of all those annoying locusts buzzing around outside the door.
..... your leading chief petty officer catches you humming the rock music from the EVE soundtrack and thinks you're singing something her teenage daughter might be familiar with.
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Dotard
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.14 11:58:00 -
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You refer to "pinching a loaf/dropping a stool/making a doo-doo" as "jetting unwanted cargo" then thinking to yerself "Let's see the Ninjas come salvage that!"
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Nerf You! Buff Me!
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Krets
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:00:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Jhagiti Tyran
You know you have played to much of any game when you have seen this thread posted for the 10,000th time.
This, tbh.
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Dotard
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:04:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Dotard on 14/07/2008 12:06:14
And another one;
Your small child runs up, unseen by you, latches on to your legs knocking you to the ground and you say, "Damn! Tackled by an intercepter!" Then open up on him/her with your dreaded 425 Large Auto-Tickle-Cannons.
(edited to add; Yes this is the 10,000th thread like this, but they are still fun. So you nay-sayers should just STFU and GTFO.)
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Nerf You! Buff Me!
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The Wounded
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:23:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Rana Ash
When you hear someone call out BoB and you don't associate it with a person.
Actually thats common here, its slang for someone whos tricked into driving home from the bar/club/etc so cant drink alcoholic drinks
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:32:00 -
[37]
When, after having not logged in for six months, you start playing again and could swear you never left.
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Djana Libra
Caldari
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:36:00 -
[38]
When you ask your girl if you're gonna play the dock/undock game
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Gobi Mettle
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:53:00 -
[39]
I caught myself looking out the window at the rain and decided that my bike leather could just about tank that level of water but if it got much heavy the shields wouldn't hold. 
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.07.14 12:58:00 -
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I was dreaming that I was mining the biggest Veld roid EVAR!!!
My wife makes me sleep on the couch now 
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.14 13:24:00 -
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Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 14/07/2008 13:32:14
When you get cut up by another driver and start dropping back in order to get them into optimal range and then look at the dash hoping to get an idea of transversal.
When you have a text file on your desktop with a cut-paste response to this thread when it comes up next time round.
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There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |
kyoukoku
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Posted - 2008.07.14 13:37:00 -
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When you go to Oxford Street to do some shopping and you think it feels like you've just jumped in to Jita.....
Ninja Salvaging ain't stealing
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Leviathan9
Gallente
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.07.14 13:39:00 -
[43]
When you try nano your car to dodge bullets.
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Ellie Stone
az2ogaming Corporation
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Posted - 2008.07.14 13:41:00 -
[44]
When you use your business to offer Eve Killboard Hosting 
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Az2o Gaming - Hosting Dynamic Killboards
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K'uata Sayus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.14 14:03:00 -
[45]
When you take your dogs for a walk, unleash them in an open area, and think "Launch Drones"...
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. |
Anope
Black Reign
The Five
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Posted - 2008.07.15 01:51:00 -
[46]
haha everytime I see cops at the side of the road w8in for people speeding, I think gate camps
any1 else?
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Syniztur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.07.15 02:31:00 -
[47]
Originally by: General StarScream
You know you plat to mutch, when you thinking about logging into eve, while allready logged inn
WIN
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K'orbin Hayato
Minmatar
Meridian Dynamics
Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.07.15 04:31:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Anope
haha everytime I see cops at the side of the road w8in for people speeding, I think gate camps
any1 else?
Never thought gate camp, but I do think of known speed trap areas as hi sec.
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Phony v2
Caldari
Heavens Gate Consortium
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Posted - 2008.07.15 04:46:00 -
[49]
When you write a fictional short story based in the EVE universe...my friends will never let me live that one down...Damn me for showing it to them.
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Cassius Rex
Solitary Rogue
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Posted - 2008.07.15 05:04:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Cassius Rex on 15/07/2008 05:05:32
Edited by: Cassius Rex on 15/07/2008 05:04:44
But you KNOW you've played too much EVE when:
You are watching the TV show COPS and an officer Tasers someone who trys to run away and you scream out loud "POINT", then scream "WEBBED" when they guy gets handcuffed.....
(I just know when my department finally authorizes us to use Tasers this is what I'm going to think the 1st time I have to use it lol)
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.07.15 23:27:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Phony v2
When you write a fictional short story based in the EVE universe...my friends will never let me live that one down...Damn me for showing it to them.
May I read it?
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Martin Mckenna
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.07.15 23:47:00 -
[52]
You know you dont read the forums enough when you make a thread like this.
Serious im counting like 50 to 60 of these in the last year.
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Joe Starbreaker
AnTi.
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.07.16 01:07:00 -
[53]
When you can't drag yourself out of bed before 9 to go to the gym, but will wake up five minutes before your alarm clock goes off for a 6:30am skill change.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.16 01:32:00 -
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when you think aaaaw shit....not another one of these threads...
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Naval Protection Corp
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.07.16 02:20:00 -
[55]
You need more objects than your fingers and toes to count these threads.
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
Terianna Eri Corp
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Posted - 2008.07.16 03:14:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
When you can't drag yourself out of bed before 9 to go to the gym, but will wake up five minutes before your alarm clock goes off for a 6:30am skill change.
THIS. 
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Originally by: Arthur Frayn
How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Deverian Tarik
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.16 03:19:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Deverian Tarik on 16/07/2008 03:18:57
When a fast car overtakes you on the road and you think "Damn nanos".
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Sarizah
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Posted - 2008.07.16 03:26:00 -
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I was reading wall street journal article about oil prices projected to go up and up as demand is rising and was thinking to myself "Damn, the patch is coming. Wouldn't it be great if i could buy it up and sell it later at higher price post-patch."
and then it struck me ...
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Joe Starbreaker
AnTi.
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.07.16 04:31:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
When you can't drag yourself out of bed before 9 to go to the gym, but will wake up five minutes before your alarm clock goes off for a 6:30am skill change.
THIS.
I totally went to the gym and worked out after writing that. I felt great, like I had so much willpower! I beat EVE. I then resolved to finish my overdue term paper after showering and eating dinner. Instead, I am back on the forums...
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Sarizah
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Posted - 2008.07.16 05:04:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Deverian Tarik
Edited by: Deverian Tarik on 16/07/2008 03:18:57
When a fast car overtakes you on the road and you think "Damn nanos".
lolz
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