| Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 8 :: one page |
|
|
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Anndarra Winge
   |
Posted - 2008.07.25 19:20:00 -
[91]
I'll be in my bunk.
-Jayne Cobb
It's getting mighty crowded in my sky.
-Capt. Mal Reynolds
|
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 19:47:00 -
[92]
Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes:
Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness.
Bomb: Let there be light.
--
There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |
Rhanna Khurin
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 19:55:00 -
[93]
 Originally by: Dantes Revenge
Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes:
Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness.
Bomb: Let there be light.
Hmm, sounds familiar. I think it is either Silent Running or Black Hole. I havent seen those films for yonks.
|
Deidranna
Tribal Liberation Force
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 19:57:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Dantes Revenge
Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes:
Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness.
Bomb: Let there be light.
Darkstar :)
--------------------------------------------------
GM Eldini > Hi, behaving are we?
GM Eldini > This chat is so intelligent it hurts..
|
Bela Okmyx
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 20:32:00 -
[95]
Course nothing is ever done without some Red Dwarf:
Kochanski: What are they, Hol?
Holly: They look uncannily like something you should be very, very afraid of.
Cat: What?
Holly: Mime artists.
--Pete, Part 1
HOLLY: It takes time, this. One slight error in any of my thirteen billion calculations and we'll be blasted to smithereens. Here we go, then: 10, 9, 8, 6, 5--
RIMMER: You missed out the seven.
HOLLY: Did I? I've always had a bit of a blind spot with sevens.
RIMMER: We're going to die.
Sir, I am programmed to relinquish my life. That's why the Mechanoid 4000 series was voted "Android of the Year" five years running! I have as much interest in saving my own life as a chronically-depressed lemming.
--Kryten, "Inquisitor"
RIMMER: Those kind of films really irritate me. Just not realistic. There isn't a man in the universe who wouldn't have taken the job and to hell with the woman. Total baloney.
LISTER: Rimmer, you said that about "King of Kings -- the story of Jesus!"
RIMMER: Well, it's true! A simple carpenter's son who learns how to do magic tricks like that and doesn't go into show-business? Do any of us believe that, even for a second?
LISTER: He was supposed to be the Son of God.
RIMMER: And when he was carrying that cross up the hill, any normal realistic bloke would have mule-kicked the guy on the left, clobbered the one on the right, and been over that green hill and far away before you could say "Pontius Pilate."
LISTER: Why do I feel that somehow you've missed the point?
CAT: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
KRYTEN: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.
RIMMER: No, not entirely useless. Think of the famous people we could meet, the famous places we could go.
KRYTEN: We could go back to Dallas, in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!" ... Oh, I'm sorry, I must have bypassed my "Good Taste" chip!
--Timeslides
Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.
--Newsreader, Better than Life
|
mattig89ch1
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 20:32:00 -
[96]
I don't remember exactly how this quote goes, but its from Firefly. When the captain kicks the guy into the engine. I think its:
Captain: "Now i'm giving all the money back to. Tell Mr. (what ever his name is) that I have no quarel with him."
Guy about to be kicked: "Your dead. You won't kill me. We'll find you wherever you go."
Kicks the guy into the engine
Captain to new guy"Now i'm giving all the money back to ..."
New guy "Yea, yea, I got it. I'll tell him."
|
Rhanna Khurin
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 20:40:00 -
[97]
"I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!"
|
Mangala Solaris
Caldari
Ma'adim Logistics
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 21:03:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Joseph 9
More seriously I like
"I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
THIS!
Such an amazing quote - especially once you find out it was totally adlibed by Hauer rather than a scripted line.
Oh and this from Babylon 5:
"I believe that when we leave a place, part of it goes with us and part of us remains. Go anywhere in the station, when it is quiet, and just listen. After a while, you will hear the echoes of all our conversations, every thought and word we've exchanged. Long after we are gone .. our voices will linger in these walls for as long as this place remains. But I will admit .. that the part of me that is going .. will very much miss the part of you that is staying."
G'Kar's parting words to Sheridan.
-------
|
Jaabaa
Minmatar
Dental Drilling Corporation
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 21:44:00 -
[99]
Edited by: Jaabaa on 25/07/2008 21:45:03
Originally by: Ivanova
And just one more thing on your trip back I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra.
Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations.
Ivanova is God.
And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.
--
EVE Mobile Skill Planner V3 !!
http://evemsp.sourceforge.net/ |
Kyanzes
Amarr
Utopian Research I.E.L.
The ENTITY.
|
Posted - 2008.07.25 23:35:00 -
[100]
"Close the blast doors!" ... "Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!!"
---------------------------------------------
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
|
|
Nuala Reece
Caldari
Trinity Nova
Trinity Nova Alliance
|
Posted - 2008.07.26 22:08:00 -
[101]
"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. " From Donnie Darko, although the Smurfette conversation needs a mention too:
Ronald Fisher: Beer and p*ssy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't f*ck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette f*cks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She f*cks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d*ck?
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Oh, can't believe no ones mentioned "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" and "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
Trinity Nova Mercenary Services Web Site - Nominated for the 2008 E-ON Magazine Awards |
Amandin Adouin
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 15:47:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/07/2008 15:48:09
From the Hogfather, Terry Pratchett...
Death: Humans need fantasy to *be* human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.
Susan: With tooth fairies? Hogfathers?
Death: Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies.
Susan: So we can believe the big ones?
Death: Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.
Susan: They're not the same at all.
Death: You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve, and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet, you try to act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is some, some rightness in the universe, by which it may be judged.
Susan: But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?
Death: You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?
|
zombiedeadhead
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 17:12:00 -
[103]
Originally by: HankMurphy
oops, almost forgot:
"GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!"
-if you dont know, i'm not going to tell you
Anything that guy says tbh...
'I think we got 'em demoralised'
'Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal'
Just because you know a japanese word doesn't make you intelligent |
Karma
Eve University
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 17:17:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Karma on 28/07/2008 17:19:45
Quote:
Carter: "The singularity is about to explode?"
Martin: Yes.
Carter: Everything about the statement is wrong.
Quote:
Carter: "If this works we'll only be dead for a few milliseconds..."
Quote:
Stargate Atlantis: about Dr. Beckett.
McKay: "He just doesn't like going through the Stargate."
Sheppard: "He's worse than Dr. McCoy."
Teyla: "Who?"
Sheppard: "The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life."
O'Neill: Permission to barge in, sir?
(so few are courteous enough to ask these days)
|
Kirala Hcsirf
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 17:43:00 -
[105]
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"
|
Czen Kismet
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 20:23:00 -
[106]
Bah! I am disturbed by the distinct lack of Lexx quotes!
"Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..." - Lexx
"I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops!" - Kai
"On a branch there is a fruit.
Plump and ripe for sucking.
In a bed there is a Xev,
hot and right for....." - 790
"The dead do not poo." - Kai
"The dead do not squeeze and please." - Kai
"May His merciful Shadow fall upon... ME, preferably." - Stanley
"The dead can't get high." - Kai
...there... that's better...
|
Starbreezee
Amarr
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 21:21:00 -
[107]
from Serenity
Jane "Shiney, let's be bad guys"
|
EmperorPirk
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 21:44:00 -
[108]
Direct hits on the bridge!
with Light Balls loaded with 12-oz beer bottles...
...
FUKOOOOOV!!!!
|
Nigel Sheldon
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 22:00:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Dantes Revenge
Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes:
Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness.
Bomb: Let there be light.
the movie is Dark Star
|
fairimear
Gallente
S.A.S
Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
|
Posted - 2008.07.28 22:34:00 -
[110]
"That defiantly rates a 9.0 on my weird shit o meter"
Will smith as Agent J (Men in black)
Makeing your npc hunters SS. |
|
|
OutofSight
Caldari
DIVINE DIVIDE
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 01:20:00 -
[111]
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Kirk (Star Trek IV)
I know of plenty more (mainly Star trek and stargate) just can't dredge from deep corners of my mind at this moment.
I know monty python isnt science fiction but any quote from them is great!
------------------------------------
In times of War the law falls silent...
OutofSight, OutofMind |
Helix Fluxx
Caldari
Contempo Enterprises
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 01:28:00 -
[112]
I can't believe no one has yet mentioned the cult classic, Highlander!
Originally by: McLeod
You want to hear my theory? I think that this..Fazil was so fed up with the lousy wrestling he went to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his own head.
Originally by: Ramirez
Crude and slow clansman, crude and slow. Your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child.
Originally by: Kurgon
HAPPY HALLOWEEN LADIES......Nuns, no sense of humour.
All of the Dark Star and Bab5 ones I like are already here, as well as that line from They Live. Not really many others. Maybe I need to watch ID4 again though, that film was full of one liners.
|
Cetshwayo
Veto.
Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 02:40:00 -
[113]
Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun." 
|
Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 12:35:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Cetshwayo
Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Dawn of war right?
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi". |
Meiyang Lee
Gallente
Azteca Transportation Unlimited
Gunboat Diplomacy
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 12:43:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw
Originally by: Cetshwayo
Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Dawn of war right?
I think the quote actually is from a movie, but Dawn of War uses it too. (The Space Marine Commander specifically) Can't recall where I heard it before though.
|
Amberly Coteaz
Amarr
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 13:04:00 -
[116]
Originally by: EmperorPirk
Direct hits on the bridge!
with Light Balls loaded with 12-oz beer bottles...
...
FUKOOOOOV!!!!
Love that film
If you find yourself in a fair fight, something has gone wrong
Originally by: Patch86
OK people, Amberly Coteaz has won life for the time being. Everyone go home and wait for the round reset.[/quote |
Mangala Solaris
Caldari
Ma'adim Logistics
|
Posted - 2008.07.29 15:38:00 -
[117]
Edited by: Mangala Solaris on 29/07/2008 15:38:24
Originally by: Meiyang Lee
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw
Originally by: Cetshwayo
Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Dawn of war right?
I think the quote actually is from a movie, but Dawn of War uses it too. (The Space Marine Commander specifically) Can't recall where I heard it before though.
Its from DoW, but the actual quote is a corruption of a Theodore Rossevelt quote:
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. "
-------
|
stevefin
|
Posted - 2008.07.30 08:32:00 -
[118]
from mass effect.
getting out of the artifact ruin's when you rescue the scientist (names escapes me every time)
You "Joker get the Normandy here. On the double mister"
Joker " Yes sir. ETA 8 mins)
Wrex "If i die down here i will kill him"
|
Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
Ethereal Dawn
|
Posted - 2008.07.30 09:00:00 -
[119]
Tripping the Rift pwns
Chode: Darph Bobo! I thought I smelled Vaseline. What do you want, anyway?
Darph Bobo: Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE!
Gus: Dr. Phil says that the reason Vulcans drink so much is because they have so much trouble dealing with their emotions.
T'nuk: I'll say! I screwed a Vulcan once on Mount Seleya. Afterwards he cried his eyes out.
Chode: Ehh, maybe it was because he finally saw you in daylight.
Gus: You know when I've got something big and juicy I can't keep my mouth shut.
Bob: Wow, Gus, do you listen to yourself? That was too gay for 'Will & Grace'.
|
Mark Lucius
Kinetic Vector
|
Posted - 2008.07.30 10:01:00 -
[120]
There sure are a lot of different 'best ever Sci Fi Quotes'. 
---
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
| Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 8 :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |