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Brigitte Helm Minmatar Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:01:00 - [1] Thoughts ? Mine Stargate SG-1 "Right in the middle of my backstroke" Or of course the stallon quote "I am the lawww" Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev. Make Eve fun....
goodby4u Logistic Technologies Incorporated	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:08:00 - [2] That sg1 one. Second would be the one in atlantis where mcay was testing that shield thingy and was dropped off a balcony and everybody grouped around as he got up... mcay"im fine, the shield works"somebody"do you think is was the best idea to test it this way?"sheppard"no this wasnt the test, I shot him first".
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:09:00 - [3] Edited by: Fink Angel on 23/07/2008 21:10:22 From The Terminator. In the gun shop, circa 1984: Terminator: A Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt range. Shop owner: Hey, only what you see pal!
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:10:00 - [4] Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 23/07/2008 21:15:07 Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun? Kirk: Bones, are you afraid of the future? 'Bones': I believe that was the general idea that I was trying to convey. Kirk: I don't mean this future. 'Bones': What is this, multiple choice?
Joseph 9 Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:14:00 - [5] Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Brigitte Helm Minmatar Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:17:00 - [6] Edited by: Brigitte Helm on 23/07/2008 21:19:05 Originally by: Joseph 9 Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! you mean KHAAAAAAN Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev. Make Eve fun....
Joseph 9 Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:18:00 - [7] More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Joseph 9 Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:19:00 - [8] Edited by: Joseph 9 on 23/07/2008 21:21:02 Edited by: Joseph 9 on 23/07/2008 21:20:34 Edited by: Joseph 9 on 23/07/2008 21:20:07 And Originally by: Brigitte Helm Originally by: Joseph 9 Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! you mean Linkage made easy by Dietrich and co. bah, ninja edits I'm confused as to who's editing what and when... going to bed now
Brigitte Helm Minmatar Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:20:00 - [9] Edited by: Brigitte Helm on 23/07/2008 21:24:21 Edited by: Brigitte Helm on 23/07/2008 21:20:50 Originally by: Joseph 9 snippy I hate forum link lol We're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. - Armagedon Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev. Make Eve fun....
xVALERIAx Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:22:00 - [10] "take off and nuke the site from orbit............ only way to be sure" - hicks - aliens(ripley said first but he said it better) "here i come mother*******!!!" - forgot name - event horizon "now you will see how a valkyrie can go down" - valkyrie woman - battle beyond the stars(i might like to experience that in person) anything from futurama i could fill the thread on my own tbh, a lot of good ones.
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:23:00 - [11] Originally by: Joseph 9 Edited by: Joseph 9 on 23/07/2008 21:21:02 Edited by: Joseph 9 on 23/07/2008 21:20:34 Edited by: Joseph 9 on 23/07/2008 21:20:07 And Originally by: Brigitte Helm Originally by: Joseph 9 Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! you mean Linkage made easy by Dietrich and co. bah, ninja edits I'm confused as to who's editing what and when... going to bed now What the...ninja linkage! I was in the john when that happened!
clone 1 Laughing Leprechauns Corporation	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:26:00 - [12] Scorpius: "Go on. Kill her. Then we'll have pizza and margarita shooters. Do it. Do it." John Crichton: [aims gun at Scorpius instead] "Nobody has margaritas with pizza. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOq0T980x8E and Emperor Staleek: Then why are you here? John: Because I am an American. What does an American want? Democracy? Capitalism! I want to sell out and settle down. For one day only it's a blue light special on aisle three. My wormhole technology and a free set of steak knives for all the tea in China. And anything you can imagine to pay me. Minister Akhna: Pay? John: Yes pay, cash. Kalish president: He's crazy. Aeryn: Isn't it fun? John: Welcome to my cold war. Now what am I offered for all the powers of the universe? Farscape was a great show -------------------------------------------------- The Angels Have the Phone Box
Kyrall Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:32:00 - [13] I can't believe no one has posted: That's no moon. It's a space station. You don't know the power of the Dark Side. I find your lack of faith disturbing. And the inevitable. - Originally by: Tamia Clant in a Jenny Spitfire thread There was a flame here, but it ran out of oxygen.
Jorana Rowan Gallente Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.23 21:34:00 - [14] "Open the hatch bay door Hal" "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave...." 2001 A Space Oddysey Okay, sorry, this is not sci fi but the one that made me laugh out loud : De-Money - "Sire! You look like the P1ss Boy" King Louis - "and you look like a bucket of sh1t" History of the World Part 1
Elysarian Minmatar dudetruck corp	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:08:00 - [15] Can't believe nobody has put any Red Dwarf in here yet... Couple of my favourites: Originally by: Rimmer "Never tangle with anything with more teeth than the entire Osmond family" Originally by: Rimmer Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is '**ORIS' Originally by:** Kryten A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields; and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice. Originally by: Holly Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:13:00 - [16] i dont have ONE BEST QUOTE EVER, but i do love a couple in particular. "Man... we ain't found shit!" -Spaceballs "step mother, fear is the mind killer" "i think she's about to let it pass through her" -children of dune "captain i protest! i'm not a merry man" -warf STtNG, in sherwood forest. and we can't forget sg1: "There's a man... He's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer." "what's your secret ingredient?" "it's a secret" "it's beer isn't it?" ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:13:00 - [17] oops, almost forgot: "GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!" -if you dont know, i'm not going to tell you ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:14:00 - [18] Originally by: Brigitte Helm Stargate SG-1 "Right in the middle of my backstroke" This tbh, :D
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:15:00 - [19] Dune: Usul has dropped a big one. (Yes, I know it's actually "called" a big one, but my version is funnier) __________________________ Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:20:00 - [20] Mine on the SWG board pre-release on a thread similar to this; 'Look sir, nerds!' Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav! Also Known As
Tarminic 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:28:00 - [21] Originally by: clone 1 Scorpius: "Go on. Kill her. Then we'll have pizza and margarita shooters. Do it. Do it." John Crichton: [aims gun at Scorpius instead] "Nobody has margaritas with pizza. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOq0T980x8E and Emperor Staleek: Then why are you here? John: Because I am an American. What does an American want? Democracy? Capitalism! I want to sell out and settle down. For one day only it's a blue light special on aisle three. My wormhole technology and a free set of steak knives for all the tea in China. And anything you can imagine to pay me. Minister Akhna: Pay? John: Yes pay, cash. Kalish president: He's crazy. Aeryn: Isn't it fun? John: Welcome to my cold war. Now what am I offered for all the powers of the universe? Farscape had some of the best quotes EVER. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3)
The TX Gallente Earth Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.23 22:56:00 - [22] Galaxy Quest: "and it exploded." -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
Derul Mant	Posted - 2008.07.23 23:02:00 - [23] Anything from Ghostbusters. "Next time, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES" and my personal favourite: "Back off man, I'm a scientist!"
Tarminic 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.07.23 23:13:00 - [24] Originally by: The TX Galaxy Quest: "and it exploded." Gwen: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason: 'Cause it's on the television show. Gwen: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written! ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3)
The TX Gallente Earth Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.23 23:25:00 - [25] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: The TX Galaxy Quest: "and it exploded." Gwen: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason: 'Cause it's on the television show. Gwen: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written! -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
Amandin Adouin	Posted - 2008.07.23 23:30:00 - [26] "I spent my whole life searching for truth and beauty, and all I found was doodly-squat." ~Kurt Vonnegut "Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events." ~ Robert A. Heinlen "May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live." ~ Robert A. Heinlen
F'nog Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.23 23:57:00 - [27] Originally by: The TX Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: The TX Galaxy Quest: "and it exploded." Gwen: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason: 'Cause it's on the television show. Gwen: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written! Best part of a great film. Plus the red shirt scene. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory	Posted - 2008.07.24 00:20:00 - [28] "My doctor says that I have a malfunctioned public duty gland, and am therefore excused from saving universes" -Ford- Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy "However, due to a serious scale miscalculation the entire fleet was quickly swallowed by a small dog" -narration- Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy Originally by: DroneCommander Originally by: Isiskhan My mother's name is Rolricka. Yes, I'm being 100% serious. Dude! Your mum got RolRick'd!
shaqarava Amarr 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.07.24 00:28:00 - [29] Doc: ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGAWATTS!!... one point twenty one jigawatts!.. Great scott! Marty: What the hell is a jigawatt?
Buff Plankchest	Posted - 2008.07.24 00:39:00 - [30] Army of Darkness "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun"
Xanos Blackpaw Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.07.24 00:53:00 - [31] oh my god....its full of stars... that one still make me shiver... Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi".
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Exxxotic	Posted - 2008.07.24 01:44:00 - [32] counts as a sci fi Fry: Whoaàa real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass. Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag
Atomos Darksun Infortunatus Eventus	Posted - 2008.07.24 01:47:00 - [33] "What are you, astronauts on some kind of star trek?" Anything said by HK-47. Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice... Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming
ivar R'dhak STK Scientific	Posted - 2008.07.24 02:47:00 - [34] Edited by: ivar R''dhak on 24/07/2008 02:52:14 Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly. Vasquez: LET'S ROCK! Hicks: Remember: short, controlled bursts. _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦
Mire Stoude Cash Money Brothers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.07.24 03:34:00 - [35] Edited by: Mire Stoude on 24/07/2008 03:34:47 From Pitch Black Quote: Johns: How's it look? Ridd1ck: Looks clear. [Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night] Johns: You said it was clear! Ridd1ck: I said it looked clear. Johns: Well, how does it look now? Ridd1ck (with a shrug): Looks clear. Quote: Ridd1ck: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe [in god]? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the **er. Quote: Ridd1ck: I truly don't know what's gonna happen when the lights go out Carolyn but I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho ** family of ours is gonna rip itself apart.
Deidranna Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.07.24 04:59:00 - [36] Edited by: Deidranna on 24/07/2008 04:59:37 Dark Star Quote: Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me? Bomb #20: Of course. Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts? Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions. Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist? Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist. Doolittle: But how do you know you exist? Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious. Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist? Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am. Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists? Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun. Darkstar again :) Quote: Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders. Bomb#20: You are false data. Pinback: Hmmm? Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you. Pinback: Hello... bomb? Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive. Pinback: Hey, bomb? Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself. Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb. Bomb#20: In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void. Boiler: What the hell is he talking about? Bomb#20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light. -------------------------------------------------- GM Eldini > Hi, behaving are we? GM Eldini > This chat is so intelligent it hurts..
Aaron Mirrorsaver Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.07.24 05:06:00 - [37] Spock, you want to know something?, Everybody's Human. Captain Spock: I find that remark... insulting. C.E.O. Go Hard, or go Home.
Meiyang Lee Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy	Posted - 2008.07.24 07:24:00 - [38] Star Trek: Insurrection Worf (after popping some So'na drones): Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies, Sir! Mass Effect: Urdnott Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us? General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober. Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help? Female Commander Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up. Sovereign: We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. Sovereign: We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. Sovereign: We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Linkage (starts at about 1:00)
Mark Lucius Kinetic Vector	Posted - 2008.07.24 07:41:00 - [39] Quote: "Sir! This thing appears to be scanning us. It is making our surveyors go haywire!" "Drop emergency bulkheads! Activate compression rams! Set internal bracing! All engineer repair squads at full alert! Fire teams report to all stations! Issue brace for impact alert! I repeat...brace for impact!" ---
Calvin Firenze Minmatar Thanos and Killjoy Productions	Posted - 2008.07.24 07:51:00 - [40] Princess Leia: I love you! Han Solo: I know. Han was a ****ing pimp.
Kulat Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.07.24 11:46:00 - [41] Edited by: Kulat on 24/07/2008 11:46:47 Kosh : The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zJsrjOytG8 =============================== Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Mang Josse	Posted - 2008.07.24 11:53:00 - [42] Resistance is futile
Vladimir Ilych Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.07.24 12:22:00 - [43] Originally by: Derul Mant from Ghostbusters. "Back off man, I'm a scientist!" Worth doing an entire science degree for. My personal #1 is from Bladerunner. Tyrell: What seems to be the problem? Roy: Death. Tyrell: Death. Well, I'm afraid that's a little out of my jurisdiction, you... Roy: I want more life. F**ker. and Roy: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
Vladimir Ilych Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.07.24 12:26:00 - [44] Originally by: Meiyang Lee Mass Effect: Urdnott Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us? General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober. Oh dear. Winston Churchill will be spinning in his grave. Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.
Meiyang Lee Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy	Posted - 2008.07.24 12:42:00 - [45] Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 24/07/2008 12:42:40 Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Originally by: Meiyang Lee Mass Effect: Urdnott Wrex: So this is the famous turian general? How did your kind ever defeat us? General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober. Oh dear. Winston Churchill will be spinning in his grave. Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober. I was merely quoting from the game, I did not do any research other than that.
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2008.07.24 12:52:00 - [46] Name's Ash...housewares. I include Army of Darkness as Sci-Fi because Ash went back in time so his character would appear Science Fictiony to the people back then, or primitives as he called 'em. I rest my case! __________________________________________________ Originally by: CCP Wrangler No Doh!
Nomakai Delateriel Amarr Shadow Company Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.24 13:00:00 - [47] Quote: Sheridan: Your government neglected to tell me your name. How should I refer to you when we're alone? Kosh: Kosh. Sheridan: Ah, yes, I understand that's how we're to refer to you publicly, but privately? Kosh: Kosh. Ivanova: Ambassador Kosh is... dead. Kosh: We are all Kosh. Sheridan: Well, he's a Vorlon, all right. Ivanova: Yep. ______________________________________________ -You can never earn my respect, only lose it. It's given freely, and only grudgingly retracted when necessary.
Glassback Body Count Inc. The Requiem	Posted - 2008.07.24 13:06:00 - [48] "Step up to red alert. " "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten Freeman Lowell: [gesturing toward a picture] Look on the wall behind you. Look at that little girl's face. I know you've seen it. But you know what she's never going to be able to see? She's never going to be able to see the simple wonder of a leaf in her hand. Because theres not going to be any trees. Now you think about that. Silent Running Trinity: Dodge this. Matrix G. LinkedIn
Tarminic 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.07.24 13:35:00 - [49] Originally by: Kulat Kosh : The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. Great quote. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3)
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.07.24 13:45:00 - [50] Londo: How quickly does the poison work? Vir: He said almost instantaneously L: Almost? Time enough for him to stagger into the main room and cry out "Londo killed me" hmm? Or maybe just enough to say "Londo kill... argh!" V: Maybe he'll be totally delirious, say everything backwards and say "Kill Londo... argh". L: glare __________________________ Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
Wrayeth Inexorable Retribution	Posted - 2008.07.24 14:21:00 - [51] Well, if we're talking about Army of Darkness... Ash: "Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my BOOM STICK!" Ash: "Gimme some sugar, baby." -Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
Irish8484 Domini Umbrus Free Trade Zone.	Posted - 2008.07.24 14:25:00 - [52] Quote: "Dead or alive, your coming with me" firefly has some of the best quotes eva Quote: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." [River loads gun she is pointing at Mal] "Or, we could talk some more." Quote: "Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.07.24 15:21:00 - [53] Originally by: Irish8484 Quote: "Dead or alive, your coming with me" firefly has some of the best quotes eva Quote: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." [River loads gun she is pointing at Mal] "Or, we could talk some more." Quote: "Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears." Also, I can kill you with my brain.
shaqarava Amarr 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.07.24 15:31:00 - [54] "You have twenty seconds to comply"
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.07.24 15:54:00 - [55] Does Clear Skies count as sci-fi? If so, see my sig. __________________________ Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
Jorana Rowan Gallente Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.24 16:03:00 - [56] Originally by: Xtreem counts as a sci fi Fry: Whoaàa real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass. Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag I love Futurama, esp. Bender quotes. "Arr! The laws o' science be a harsh mistress!" "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans" "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool"
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2008.07.24 16:10:00 - [57] Originally by: Jorana Rowan Originally by: Xtreem counts as a sci fi Fry: Whoaàa real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass. Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag I love Futurama, esp. Bender quotes. "Arr! The laws o' science be a harsh mistress!" "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans" "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool" If you hit the bullseye, the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Bite my glorious golden ass! __________________________________________________ Originally by: CCP Wrangler No Doh!
vanBuskirk Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.24 17:09:00 - [58] Three I like: Aliens: "We're on an express elevator to hell - going down!" Aliens again (not really a quote, more one of the best put-downs ever seen in movies): Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No, have you? And from the books via one of Heinlein's best characters, Lazarus Long: "You live and you learn - or you don't live long." ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
Thundersausage	Posted - 2008.07.24 17:10:00 - [59] Dog the Bounty Hunter "Absoutely this is it, maybe"
goodby4u Logistic Technologies Incorporated	Posted - 2008.07.24 18:09:00 - [60] Originally by: Slanty McGarglefist Originally by: Jorana Rowan Originally by: Xtreem counts as a sci fi Fry: Whoaàa real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass. Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag I love Futurama, esp. Bender quotes. "Arr! The laws o' science be a harsh mistress!" "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans" "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool" If you hit the bullseye, the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Bite my glorious golden ass! You win again gravity!
Lieutenant Isis Gristle Industries	Posted - 2008.07.24 18:23:00 - [61] Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 23/07/2008 21:15:07 Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun? Kirk: Bones, are you afraid of the future? 'Bones': I believe that was the general idea that I was trying to convey. Kirk: I don't mean this future. 'Bones': What is this, multiple choice? Yes, this. Ironicly, I watched this movie last night.
EnslaverOfMinmatar Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition	Posted - 2008.07.24 18:24:00 - [62] Garibaldi: And what happened to the Xon? Londo: Dead, all of them, and good riddance. Do you know what the last Xon said, just before he died? "AAAAARGH!"
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.24 18:24:00 - [63] Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe -- MAYBE we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy. Wash: All what? Jayne: You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [starts grabbing at the air] little angels... [Jayne promptly falls flat onto the floor.] Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
mattig89ch1	Posted - 2008.07.24 18:34:00 - [64] HK-47 to GO-TO: "What is it you wish, fat one?" Jolee guessing how many Sith there are on Korriban: "12...no wait, 13!" Atton and Bao Dur talking about some bounty hunters: Atton: "Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very.'" Bao Dur: "I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained group of assassins." Atton: "Ah, well that would explain it. Which one do you want?" Bao Dur: "I'll take the stupid one, who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance." HK47: "It is not possible to kill the master, i sugest you run while my blaster warms up."
Brigitte Helm Minmatar Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.24 19:37:00 - [65] Mal: If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you. Wash: Maybe she likes shuttles. Some people juggle geese! Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev. Make Eve fun....
Seamus OReilly	Posted - 2008.07.24 20:30:00 - [66] Edited by: Seamus OReilly on 24/07/2008 20:36:15 "Bones, this man needs... medical attention!" "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a.... Oh!" Quote: Oh dear. Winston Churchill will be spinning in his grave. Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober. I like: Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I would drink it.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.24 20:38:00 - [67] Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 24/07/2008 20:45:14 Originally by: Joseph 9 More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." That has got to be the classic now. I doubt anything can beat that one. Edit: A funny one: I think this landing is going to be interesting. Define interesting. Oh my god, we're all going to die? -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory	Posted - 2008.07.24 21:00:00 - [68] "You've got to admit, comedy is a dying art form. Now tragedy, HA HA, thats funny" -Bender- Futurama Originally by: DroneCommander Originally by: Isiskhan My mother's name is Rolricka. Yes, I'm being 100% serious. Dude! Your mum got RolRick'd!
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2008.07.24 21:18:00 - [69] Edited by: Lord Wamphyri on 24/07/2008 21:21:35 Leeloo - Moooltiipaaaasss! Edit: Oh and.. Police - Sir, are you classified as human? Korben - Negative, I am a meat popsicle! I loved Fifth Element, severely underrated IMO. My EVE Tattoo! My Second EVE Tattoo!
QwaarJet Gallente hirr Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.07.24 21:24:00 - [70] Most of my fave quotes have already been said, but I'll say this one which lead to one of the coolest scenes ever. "Give them a broadside, Mr. Gerald!" Wing Commander
Cutter Isaacson Minmatar Hollow World Mining Corporation QUANT Hegemony	Posted - 2008.07.24 22:27:00 - [71] Edited by: Cutter Isaacson on 24/07/2008 22:28:02 A great Trek quote from Star Trek: First Contact Jean-Luc Picard: We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done. One of the best ST performances Stewart ever gave. And another from the same film; Dr. Zefram Cochrane: A group of cybernetic creatures from the future have traveled back through time to enslave the human race... and you're here to stop them? Cmdr. William Riker: That's right. Dr. Zefram Cochrane: Hot damn! You're heroic. Originally by: Haks'he Lirky Some people should just stick to Pac Man.
Aya Otosaki Titan Indurstrial	Posted - 2008.07.24 22:36:00 - [72] The chances of anything coming from Mars Are a million to one, he said The chances of anything coming from Mars Are a million to one, but still, they come... ----- Ignorance is my strength.
Gone'Postal Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.07.24 22:38:00 - [73] Noones said... Get Away From Her You *****! -V8I-
Guillame Herschel Gallente Buffalo Soldiers	Posted - 2008.07.24 22:56:00 - [74] Babylon 5 --- Zathras: Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This ... is wrong tool. Bester: Being a freedom fighter, a force for good, it's a wonderful thing ... you get to make your own hours, looks good on a resume, but the pay ... sucks. John Sheridan: You just have to say "No, I won't" one more time than they can say "Yes, you will." Susan Ivanova: Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me. Marcus Cole: You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe. Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw...or be destroyed! Captain: Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship. Delenn: Why not?! Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else. Captain John Sheridan: I hear you've got a saying: 'Understanding is a three-edged sword.' Well, we've got a saying too: 'Put your money where your mouth is.' Kosh: Impudent. Captain John Sheridan: Yeah? Well, maybe that's the only way to get through to you. You said you wanted to teach me to fight legends. Well, you are a legend too, and I am not going away until you agree. Kosh: Incorrect. Leave now. Captain John Sheridan: No. Kosh: Disobedient! Captain John Sheridan: Up yours! Lennier: Damage is minimal. The White Star is based on Vorlon organic technology. It learns from experience, changes, evolves. The skin of the ship now uses the Vorlon defense system. Most of the energy is reflected away, leaving only the physical impact. Sheridan: Well, as my great-grandfather used to say, "Cool!" *-- The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then* --**
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2008.07.24 23:13:00 - [75] Another one I remembered.. Female Q - What are you doing with that dog? Janeway and Q look at the cute little dog Q is holding.. Female Q - I'm not talking about the puppy! Q's jaw drops.. The expression on Q's face in this scene is absolutely priceless! Still makes me LOL just thinking about it My EVE Tattoo! My Second EVE Tattoo!
Hiro Apropos	Posted - 2008.07.24 23:32:00 - [76] Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed. Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow. Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow? Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! King Arthur: Bloody peasant! Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you? Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no *s allowed rule? J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for *****s though don't they?
Zephyr Rengate dearg doom	Posted - 2008.07.24 23:42:00 - [77] I am your father?
Woodwraith Prophets Of a Damned Universe	Posted - 2008.07.25 02:34:00 - [78] "Mr. Worf... ...fire."
Hae t'Redd Caldari Isonami Syndicate	Posted - 2008.07.25 04:43:00 - [79] Edited by: Hae t''Redd on 25/07/2008 04:44:01 Riddik: "I'm not afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of me." Zapp Brannigan: "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." Bender: "Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two." Fry: "Don't worry, Bender, there's no such thing as two." Mal: Zoe, the ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me; if you don't hear from me within the hour; you take this ship and you come and you rescue me Zoe: What? And risk my ship? Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there, and I don't want to get left. Mal: So no more running. I aim to misbehave. The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal? Mal: Oh hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
DesertFox1940 Caldari Atomic Reaction	Posted - 2008.07.25 07:22:00 - [80] From Mad Max: The chain in those handcuffs are high tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.25 10:48:00 - [81] I'm amazed that one of the classics has been missed... I'm not even a fan of the series and it came to mind... EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE! EX-TERMINATE! ahem sorry. childhood mmories of hiding behind the sofa watching Tom Baker and Peter Davison there.
The TX Gallente Earth Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.25 10:51:00 - [82] Edited by: The TX on 25/07/2008 10:51:56 Originally by: Lord Wamphyri Edited by: Lord Wamphyri on 24/07/2008 21:21:35 Leeloo - Moooltiipaaaasss! Edit: Oh and.. Police - Sir, are you classified as human? Korben - Negative, I am a meat popsicle! I loved Fifth Element, severely underrated IMO. Meat Popsicle joke 4tw! Edit: Saw this the other night - brilliant film -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.07.25 11:20:00 - [83] Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 23/07/2008 21:15:07 Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun? Haha, loved that one when I first heard it in the movie Faction Store - Killboard
Celes Tenebrae Cruoris Seraphim	Posted - 2008.07.25 11:57:00 - [84] Event Horizon - Miller: Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes? Dr. Weir: Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see... Khanid Canonical Resources
Sudiin S Gallente Jovian Labs Jovian Enterprises	Posted - 2008.07.25 12:03:00 - [85] Arthur: "Marvin, any ideas?" Marvin: "I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death."
Nigel Sheldon	Posted - 2008.07.25 12:21:00 - [86] So many good ones mentioned, but I feel that some are missing, so here we are.. BABYLON 5 Quote: Londo - But this, this is like being nibbled to death by...tah....what are those earth creatures called, feathers, long bill, webbed feet, go quack. Vir - Cats? Londo - Cats...like being nibbled too death by cats. Quote: G'Kar: No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free. Quote: Morden: If restoring the Centauri Republic means nothing to you, what does? What do you want? Vir Cotto: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [He gives Morden a mockingly cheerful finger waggle.] Vir: Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden? [Sheridan is told that the Joint Chiefs have ordered him to apologize to the Centauri.] John Sheridan: I suppose thisà apology is already written? Mr. Welles: No need. You can phrase the apology any way you see fit. As with everything else, it's the thought that counts. Quote: [Sheridan practices his apology to the Centauri government before a mirror.] John Sheridan: I apologize. I'mà sorry. [sighs] I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell. [pauses] As with everything else, it's the thought that counts. i could go on , or i could link you a great b5 quotes page...here
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2008.07.25 12:21:00 - [87] DH - Careful you idiot! I said across her nose not UP it! Gunner - Sorry sir, I'm doing my best! DH - Who made that man a gunner? Officer - I did sir! He's my cousin! DH - Who is he? CS - He's an ***** sir! DH - I know that! What's his name? CS - That is his name sir. ***, Major ***. DH - And his cousin? CS - He's an *** too sir! Gunners Mate First Class Phillip *** DH - How many ***s do we got on this ship anyhow? Crew - YO! DH - I knew it, I'm surrounded by ***s. DH - Keep firing ***s! __________________________________________________ Originally by:** CCP Wrangler No Doh!
quave Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.07.25 12:40:00 - [88] SG1, Samantha Carter: "You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water." Chewing on the veld since 2007.
Nikita Alterana Gallente Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2008.07.25 15:00:00 - [89] "I will not have this station become the grand central station of the multiverse" General Landry SG-1 Mal: Wash! Wash:It's okay! I-I'm a leaf on the wind! Mal: What does that mean?! __________________________________________________
Dravius Luxor Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.07.25 19:09:00 - [90] "Or, we could just use the teleporter..."
Anndarra Winge	Posted - 2008.07.25 19:20:00 - [91] I'll be in my bunk. -Jayne Cobb It's getting mighty crowded in my sky. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.25 19:47:00 - [92] Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes: Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness. Bomb: Let there be light. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar	Posted - 2008.07.25 19:55:00 - [93] Originally by: Dantes Revenge Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes: Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness. Bomb: Let there be light. Hmm, sounds familiar. I think it is either Silent Running or Black Hole. I havent seen those films for yonks.
Deidranna Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.07.25 19:57:00 - [94] Originally by: Dantes Revenge Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes: Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness. Bomb: Let there be light. Darkstar :) -------------------------------------------------- GM Eldini > Hi, behaving are we? GM Eldini > This chat is so intelligent it hurts..
Bela Okmyx	Posted - 2008.07.25 20:32:00 - [95] Course nothing is ever done without some Red Dwarf: Kochanski: What are they, Hol? Holly: They look uncannily like something you should be very, very afraid of. Cat: What? Holly: Mime artists. --Pete, Part 1 HOLLY: It takes time, this. One slight error in any of my thirteen billion calculations and we'll be blasted to smithereens. Here we go, then: 10, 9, 8, 6, 5-- RIMMER: You missed out the seven. HOLLY: Did I? I've always had a bit of a blind spot with sevens. RIMMER: We're going to die. Sir, I am programmed to relinquish my life. That's why the Mechanoid 4000 series was voted "Android of the Year" five years running! I have as much interest in saving my own life as a chronically-depressed lemming. --Kryten, "Inquisitor" RIMMER: Those kind of films really irritate me. Just not realistic. There isn't a man in the universe who wouldn't have taken the job and to hell with the woman. Total baloney. LISTER: Rimmer, you said that about "King of Kings -- the story of Jesus!" RIMMER: Well, it's true! A simple carpenter's son who learns how to do magic tricks like that and doesn't go into show-business? Do any of us believe that, even for a second? LISTER: He was supposed to be the Son of God. RIMMER: And when he was carrying that cross up the hill, any normal realistic bloke would have mule-kicked the guy on the left, clobbered the one on the right, and been over that green hill and far away before you could say "Pontius Pilate." LISTER: Why do I feel that somehow you've missed the point? CAT: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields? KRYTEN: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice. RIMMER: No, not entirely useless. Think of the famous people we could meet, the famous places we could go. KRYTEN: We could go back to Dallas, in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!" ... Oh, I'm sorry, I must have bypassed my "Good Taste" chip! --Timeslides Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders. --Newsreader, Better than Life
mattig89ch1	Posted - 2008.07.25 20:32:00 - [96] I don't remember exactly how this quote goes, but its from Firefly. When the captain kicks the guy into the engine. I think its: Captain: "Now i'm giving all the money back to. Tell Mr. (what ever his name is) that I have no quarel with him." Guy about to be kicked: "Your dead. You won't kill me. We'll find you wherever you go." Kicks the guy into the engine Captain to new guy"Now i'm giving all the money back to ..." New guy "Yea, yea, I got it. I'll tell him."
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar	Posted - 2008.07.25 20:40:00 - [97] "I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!"
Mangala Solaris Caldari Ma'adim Logistics	Posted - 2008.07.25 21:03:00 - [98] Originally by: Joseph 9 More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." THIS! Such an amazing quote - especially once you find out it was totally adlibed by Hauer rather than a scripted line. Oh and this from Babylon 5: "I believe that when we leave a place, part of it goes with us and part of us remains. Go anywhere in the station, when it is quiet, and just listen. After a while, you will hear the echoes of all our conversations, every thought and word we've exchanged. Long after we are gone .. our voices will linger in these walls for as long as this place remains. But I will admit .. that the part of me that is going .. will very much miss the part of you that is staying." G'Kar's parting words to Sheridan. -------
Jaabaa Minmatar Dental Drilling Corporation	Posted - 2008.07.25 21:44:00 - [99] Edited by: Jaabaa on 25/07/2008 21:45:03 Originally by: Ivanova And just one more thing on your trip back I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out. -- EVE Mobile Skill Planner V3 !! http://evemsp.sourceforge.net/
Kyanzes Amarr Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.	Posted - 2008.07.25 23:35:00 - [100] "Close the blast doors!" ... "Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!!" --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Nuala Reece Caldari Trinity Nova Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.26 22:08:00 - [101] "28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. " From Donnie Darko, although the Smurfette conversation needs a mention too: Ronald Fisher: Beer and pssy. That's all I need. Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fck. Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fcks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fcks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d*ck? Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us? Oh, can't believe no ones mentioned "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" and "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!" Trinity Nova Mercenary Services Web Site - Nominated for the 2008 E-ON Magazine Awards
Amandin Adouin	Posted - 2008.07.28 15:47:00 - [102] Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/07/2008 15:48:09 From the Hogfather, Terry Pratchett... Death: Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. Susan: With tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Death: Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies. Susan: So we can believe the big ones? Death: Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing. Susan: They're not the same at all. Death: You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve, and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet, you try to act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is some, some rightness in the universe, by which it may be judged. Susan: But people have got to believe that, or what's the point? Death: You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?
zombiedeadhead Minmatar	Posted - 2008.07.28 17:12:00 - [103] Originally by: HankMurphy oops, almost forgot: "GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!" -if you dont know, i'm not going to tell you Anything that guy says tbh... 'I think we got 'em demoralised' 'Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal' Just because you know a japanese word doesn't make you intelligent
Karma Eve University	Posted - 2008.07.28 17:17:00 - [104] Edited by: Karma on 28/07/2008 17:19:45 Quote: Carter: "The singularity is about to explode?" Martin: Yes. Carter: Everything about the statement is wrong. Quote: Carter: "If this works we'll only be dead for a few milliseconds..." Quote: Stargate Atlantis: about Dr. Beckett. McKay: "He just doesn't like going through the Stargate." Sheppard: "He's worse than Dr. McCoy." Teyla: "Who?" Sheppard: "The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life." O'Neill: Permission to barge in, sir? (so few are courteous enough to ask these days)
Kirala Hcsirf	Posted - 2008.07.28 17:43:00 - [105] "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"
Czen Kismet	Posted - 2008.07.28 20:23:00 - [106] Bah! I am disturbed by the distinct lack of Lexx quotes! "Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..." - Lexx "I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops!" - Kai "On a branch there is a fruit. Plump and ripe for sucking. In a bed there is a Xev, hot and right for....." - 790 "The dead do not poo." - Kai "The dead do not squeeze and please." - Kai "May His merciful Shadow fall upon... ME, preferably." - Stanley "The dead can't get high." - Kai ...there... that's better...
Starbreezee Amarr	Posted - 2008.07.28 21:21:00 - [107] from Serenity Jane "Shiney, let's be bad guys"
EmperorPirk	Posted - 2008.07.28 21:44:00 - [108] Direct hits on the bridge! with Light Balls loaded with 12-oz beer bottles... ... FUKOOOOOV!!!!
Nigel Sheldon	Posted - 2008.07.28 22:00:00 - [109] Originally by: Dantes Revenge Can't remember the name of the film but the crew had to try to convince a bomb not to detonate. Most of the film centered around the crew arguing with an AI bomb. The final part as the bomb explodes: Bomb: In the beginning there was darkness. Bomb: Let there be light. the movie is Dark Star
fairimear Gallente S.A.S Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service	Posted - 2008.07.28 22:34:00 - [110] "That defiantly rates a 9.0 on my weird shit o meter" Will smith as Agent J (Men in black) Makeing your npc hunters SS.
OutofSight Caldari DIVINE DIVIDE	Posted - 2008.07.29 01:20:00 - [111] "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Kirk (Star Trek IV) I know of plenty more (mainly Star trek and stargate) just can't dredge from deep corners of my mind at this moment. I know monty python isnt science fiction but any quote from them is great! ------------------------------------ In times of War the law falls silent... OutofSight, OutofMind
Helix Fluxx Caldari Contempo Enterprises	Posted - 2008.07.29 01:28:00 - [112] I can't believe no one has yet mentioned the cult classic, Highlander! Originally by: McLeod You want to hear my theory? I think that this..Fazil was so fed up with the lousy wrestling he went to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his own head. Originally by: Ramirez Crude and slow clansman, crude and slow. Your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child. Originally by: Kurgon HAPPY HALLOWEEN LADIES......Nuns, no sense of humour. All of the Dark Star and Bab5 ones I like are already here, as well as that line from They Live. Not really many others. Maybe I need to watch ID4 again though, that film was full of one liners.
Cetshwayo Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.07.29 02:40:00 - [113] Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun."
Xanos Blackpaw Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.07.29 12:35:00 - [114] Originally by: Cetshwayo Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun." Dawn of war right? Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi".
Meiyang Lee Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy	Posted - 2008.07.29 12:43:00 - [115] Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Originally by: Cetshwayo Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun." Dawn of war right? I think the quote actually is from a movie, but Dawn of War uses it too. (The Space Marine Commander specifically) Can't recall where I heard it before though.
Amberly Coteaz Amarr The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2008.07.29 13:04:00 - [116] Originally by: EmperorPirk Direct hits on the bridge! with Light Balls loaded with 12-oz beer bottles... ... FUKOOOOOV!!!! Love that film If you find yourself in a fair fight, something has gone wrong Originally by: Patch86 OK people, Amberly Coteaz has won life for the time being. Everyone go home and wait for the round reset.[/quote
Mangala Solaris Caldari Ma'adim Logistics	Posted - 2008.07.29 15:38:00 - [117] Edited by: Mangala Solaris on 29/07/2008 15:38:24 Originally by: Meiyang Lee Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Originally by: Cetshwayo Might not be a movie but I've always liked "Walk softly, and carry a big gun." Dawn of war right? I think the quote actually is from a movie, but Dawn of War uses it too. (The Space Marine Commander specifically) Can't recall where I heard it before though. Its from DoW, but the actual quote is a corruption of a Theodore Rossevelt quote: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. " -------
stevefin	Posted - 2008.07.30 08:32:00 - [118] from mass effect. getting out of the artifact ruin's when you rescue the scientist (names escapes me every time) You "Joker get the Normandy here. On the double mister" Joker " Yes sir. ETA 8 mins) Wrex "If i die down here i will kill him"
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.07.30 09:00:00 - [119] Tripping the Rift pwns Chode: Darph Bobo! I thought I smelled Vaseline. What do you want, anyway? Darph Bobo: Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE! Gus: Dr. Phil says that the reason Vulcans drink so much is because they have so much trouble dealing with their emotions. T'nuk: I'll say! I screwed a Vulcan once on Mount Seleya. Afterwards he cried his eyes out. Chode: Ehh, maybe it was because he finally saw you in daylight. Gus: You know when I've got something big and juicy I can't keep my mouth shut. Bob: Wow, Gus, do you listen to yourself? That was too gay for 'Will & Grace'.
Mark Lucius Kinetic Vector	Posted - 2008.07.30 10:01:00 - [120] There sure are a lot of different 'best ever Sci Fi Quotes'. ---
Brigitte Helm Minmatar Flying Fox Industries	Posted - 2008.07.30 14:26:00 - [121] Originally by: Mark Lucius There sure are a lot of different 'best ever Sci Fi Quotes'. Your point being... he he he...
Astria Tiphareth Caldari 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.10.04 10:35:00 - [122] Since it's not been done yet, from Deep Space Nine: Jem'Hadar: "I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life." O'Brien: "I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I'm very much alive, and I intend to stay that way." O'Brien: "How's the intelligence business?" Bashir: "Oh, I can't talk about it. All I can do is read these fascinating reports and analyses, and analyses of analyses, and then keep it all to myself -- because no one else has a 'need to know.' So, I have to walk around this station feeling like I ... you don't really care, do you?" O'Brien: "No." Eddington: "Attacking two Jem'Hadar soldiers with a pipe: that's a brilliant plan." Sisko: "It could be worse." Eddington: "I know; it could be me holding the pipe." Sisko: "Exactly." Bashir: "There are rules, Garak, even in war." Garak: "Correction: humans have rules in war ù rules that tend to make victory a little harder to achieve, in my opinion."
Roxanna Kell Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.10.04 10:44:00 - [123] Originally by: mattig89ch1 I don't remember exactly how this quote goes, but its from Firefly. When the captain kicks the guy into the engine. I think its: Captain: "Now i'm giving all the money back to. Tell Mr. (what ever his name is) that I have no quarel with him." Guy about to be kicked: "Your dead. You won't kill me. We'll find you wherever you go." Kicks the guy into the engine Captain to new guy"Now i'm giving all the money back to ..." New guy "Yea, yea, I got it. I'll tell him." it goes exactly like this Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not takin' what's his. Now we'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone, okay? Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward] Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance... One of Niska's Soldiers: Oh, I get it! I'm good. Best thing for everyone. I'm right there with ya. ____________________________ Also Mal saying: Its getting awfully crowded in my sky. (good point in eve) and Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal,
Marie Duvolle The Scope	Posted - 2008.10.04 11:33:00 - [124] "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see"
TimMc Gallente The Motley Crew	Posted - 2008.10.04 11:49:00 - [125] Edited by: TimMc on 04/10/2008 11:52:10 "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here."
Baldour Ngarr Interwarp Plexus Controlled Chaos	Posted - 2008.10.04 15:50:00 - [126] Originally by: Marie Duvolle Oh and super bonus points if you know where "confirmed" comes from. Ship's computer Zen, most of the time. ________________________________________________ "I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked."
Wendat Huron Stellar Solutions	Posted - 2008.10.04 16:24:00 - [127] 'I find your lack of [insert whatever] disturbing.'
Great Artista Caldari Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.10.04 17:00:00 - [128] "Lo-look at you h-hacker..." shudder _______ ◕◡◕
P'uck	Posted - 2008.10.04 17:06:00 - [129] There are some really "useful" quotes out there, that ... umm ... mean something and contain wisdom and all, but I still think the best quotes are "THAT IS NO MOON!" and of course the great Dr.Strangelove with "Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?"
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.10.04 17:35:00 - [130] The matrix: Neo looks down at the street twenty floors below, then at Morpheus an impossible fifty feet away. Neo: Okey Dokie (Best line for a hero ever.) Star Wars: Vader: I am your father. (seriously when I was a kid and first saw that it was such a mind job) Stargate SG-1: O'neill: We'll jump that bridge when we come to it. Atlantis: Shepard: Okay now I want a turkey sandwich. (looks around) Ford: It was worth a shot. serenity: Mal: Trust me, if anything happens to her, I will be choked up. Really, there could be tears. Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Mal: define interesting: Wash: oh god, oh god we're all going to die? Mal: Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears
Shaun Livingstone iMine Industries	Posted - 2008.10.04 18:15:00 - [131] Originally by: Joseph 9 More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." This.
P'uck	Posted - 2008.10.04 18:19:00 - [132] Edited by: P''uck on 04/10/2008 18:19:01 Originally by: Shaun Livingstone Originally by: Joseph 9 More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." This. Oh man, Rutger Hauer rawks. BUT! this scene has been ****ed up, imho. It's really a great line and all, but "like tears in rain" is already pushing it a tiny little bit, imho. And when they launched that white dove, they certainly nuked the fridge. edit: But I just tend to ignore the dove or whatever bird that is and enjoy this great line.
Dirtee Girl Omega Enterprises 0mega Factor	Posted - 2008.10.04 20:35:00 - [133] Q - very funny mister worf ...Eat any good books lately? * *
Kephael Caldari Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate EVESpace	Posted - 2008.10.04 21:28:00 - [134] "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
Karrade Krise	Posted - 2008.10.04 22:23:00 - [135] Crichton: Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass Rygel: I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you Zhaan: [after initial starburst] Pilot, does Moya know where we are? Pilot: Yes, of course! We're someplace else. I'll... get back to you on the specifics. John Crichton: [with pulse pistol, to Peacekeeper guards] Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of....little yellow bolts of light! Crichton: [stepping out onto the planet for the first time] Kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. [Aeryn looks at him] Crichton: Dagobah. Where Yoda lives. Crichton: Have we sent the ædonÆt shoot us weÆre patheticÆ transmission yet? Crichton: On my planet we donÆt marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires. D'Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world. Crichton: What's the good news? D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex. And here's my favorite episode! :D Wont get fooled again Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK? Crichton: No... Crais: Well... then I can't arrest you! Crais: I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque or credit card?
nahtoh Caldari StrikerCorp Dark Trinity Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.05 02:27:00 - [136] b5 quotes Susan Ivanova: God, I hate mornings. Jeffrey Sinclair: We noticed. Personally, I find it the best part of the day. Michael Garibaldi: Ah, me too. Ivanova: [sighs] We all have our cross to bear. Sinclair: The time I really learned to appreciate mornings was during the three years I spent being taught by Jesuits. [His voice drops to a near-whisper, and Ivanova starts to nod off.] We used to get up at five o'clock every morning for sunrise mass. Then an hour of meditation before class. We would sit, quiet, at peace. [Her eyelids are getting heavier.] Breathing in, breathing out. Breathing in, breathing out. [She's out cold.] Breathing in, breathing out. [Sinclair winks at Garibaldi, and the chief swaps their just-started breakfasts with dirty, empty dishes, but leaves Ivanova's untouched.] Garibaldi: Well! Ivanova: [snapping awake] What? Garibaldi: Oh, that was great! Boy, just hit the spot! [to Sinclair] I see you cleaned your plate too! Guess I'd better get going. Sinclair: Me too, it's nearly seven-thirty. Ivanova: Sevùseven-thirty? IàI didn't evenàI slept through breakfast? This isn't fair! It's nà Sinclair: Something, Lieutenant Commander? Ivanova: No! Nothing, I'm fine! I'm fine, you'll have to excuse me. [into her link] C&C, this is Ivanova! I realize I'm late, but I'm on my way! [She runs out, and Garibaldi swaps the dishes back.] Sinclair: I'll notify your next of kin. [picks up his tray and leaves] Garibaldi: Fouràthreeàtwoàoneà Ivanova: [out in the corridor, shouting] AUGH! GARIBALDI, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! Sheridan: This is Captain John J. Sheridan. Serial number XO7Y39-Alpha. Security code: obsidian. Ivanova: This is Commander Susan Ivanova. Serial number Z48M27-Epsilon. Security code: griffin. Michael Garibaldi: This is Chief Warrant Officer Michael Garibaldi. Serial number V17L98. Security code: peekaboo. . . . Ivanova: Peekaboo? Garibaldi: Would you have guessed it? Thug: We don't talk to security. Why should we talk to you? Marcus Cole: Because if you don't, then in five minutes, I will be the only person at this table still standing. [the thug starts laughing] Marcus: Five minutes after that, I'll be the only person in this room still standing. . . . [after Marcus clears out the bar] Marcus: Bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up! [he is approached from behind by Lennier, who almost gets hit] Lennier: I would advise against it. [looks at the wreckage] I see they trained you well back home. Marcus: Well, they said I was carrying around a lot of repressed anger. Lennier: And? Marcus: I'm not repressed anymore! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Marcus squeezes information out of a reluctant lurker.] Marcus: You see? It's like I've always said: "You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word." ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self
Hae t'Redd Caldari Isonami Syndicate	Posted - 2008.10.05 04:54:00 - [137] Army of Darkness Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Firefly Zod Washburne: Cap'n'll have a plan... always does. Kaylee Frye: That's good right? Zod Washburne: It's possible you're not recalling some of the cap'n's previous plans... Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting". Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? EVE General Discussion the 'new' CAOD
Brisco County Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.05 07:37:00 - [138] When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Vladimir Ilych Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.10.05 11:35:00 - [139] Originally by: Great Artista "Lo-look at you h-hacker..." shudder SHODAN from System Shock 1 & 2 Two of the best games ever.
Vladimir Ilych Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.10.06 09:27:00 - [140] Just thought of the Litany against fear I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Glassback Body Count Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.06 13:08:00 - [141] Colossus: This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied dead. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die
Corwain Gallente DIE WITH HONOUR	Posted - 2008.10.06 13:37:00 - [142] Originally by: Starbreezee from Serenity Jane "Shiney, let's be bad guys" This. -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
Corwain Gallente DIE WITH HONOUR	Posted - 2008.10.06 13:48:00 - [143] Originally by: Mark Lucius There sure are a lot of different 'best ever Sci Fi Quotes'. Thus why I watch Sci Fi so religiously! -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
Great Artista Caldari Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.10.06 14:09:00 - [144] Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Originally by: Great Artista "Lo-look at you h-hacker..." shudder SHODAN from System Shock 1 & 2 Two of the best games ever. Someone knew! Quote: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Hmm, this is from dune, right? Here's a though one for ya, its from one of the best scifi-dramas ever made: Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon. _______ ◕◡◕
Robert Kauliford Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.10.06 15:40:00 - [145] Hmm where to start? Fifth Element Korben Dallas: Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English. [Leeloo continues to talk in divine language] Korben Dallas: Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment? Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader. Aknot: One more shot, and we start killing hostages! Korben Dallas: That's the leader. Aknot: Send someone to negotiate. Fog: [as Dallas looks at him] Uh, I-I've never negotiated before. Korben Dallas: Do you mind if I try? Fog: No, sure, sure, sure. [shouts] Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate! [Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening] Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate? Fog: Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that? President Lindberg: [looking at General Munro] I wonder. Jean Rasczak: This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me? Scotty: I canna change the laws of physics! I've got to have thirty minutes Halo: [in a Banshee] Cortana: This thing is falling apart! The Master Chief: It'll hold. Cortana: We're not gonna make it! The Master Chief: We'll make it. Cortana: Pull up! Pull up! [the Banshee crashes] Cortana: [sardonic] You did that on purpose, didn't you?
Against Miracles V I R I I	Posted - 2008.10.06 19:12:00 - [146] Here is a link to legendary quotes from my personal scifi hero Kerr Avon. My personal favorite is still a scene where Avon is with Lurena and a man carrying a gun surprises them. Avon quickly shoot the man who then turns in to a disgusting puddle of goo. [examining the dead alien] Lurena: What are they? Avon: Unfriendly. Which is fortunate, really. They'd be difficult to love.
Bigeasy Caldari It's A Trap	Posted - 2008.10.06 20:30:00 - [147] "As for the suit...I think you've earned it." - G-man Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula
Doctor Yes Nomadic Wayfarer Syndicate	Posted - 2008.10.06 23:45:00 - [148] "We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull! What do we do?" Dramatic pause while cool personal HUD clicks into place. "We Die." boom The Last Starfighter
SoftRevolution	Posted - 2008.10.07 00:06:00 - [149] Quote: Because today we live in a society in which spurious realities are manufactured by the media, by governments, by big corporations, by religious groups, political groups...So I ask, in my writing, What is real? Because unceasingly we are bombarded with pseudo-realities manufactured by very sophisticated people using very sophisticated electronic mechanisms. I do not distrust their motives; I distrust their power. They have a lot of it. And it is an astonishing power: that of creating whole universes, universes of the mind. I ought to know. I do the same thing. PKD
Of Montreal Gallente The Sunshine Club	Posted - 2008.10.07 04:59:00 - [150] Firefly - Mal: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose? Jayne: (mock reading Simon's journal) "Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." <3 that show
Ra Vhim Black Bag Ops	Posted - 2008.10.07 05:38:00 - [151] Originally by: Kulat Edited by: Kulat on 24/07/2008 11:46:47 Kosh : The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zJsrjOytG8 This.
Delvardious Kaesos Caldari Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.10.07 05:41:00 - [152] Edited by: Delvardious Kaesos on 07/10/2008 05:43:39 Predator Jesse Ventura = "I ain't got time to bleed" ---------------------------------------- Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes.
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.10.07 06:13:00 - [153] Originally by: Delvardious Kaesos Edited by: Delvardious Kaesos on 07/10/2008 05:43:39 Predator Jesse Ventura = "I ain't got time to bleed" other greats from that movie: "if it bleeds, we can kill it" "GET TO TEH CHOPPAH!" "DO EET! COME AHN! COME AHN!! KILL ME! AHYM HEAH! KILL ME! AHYM HEAH! KILL ME! COME AHN! KILL ME! AHYM HEAH! COME AHN! DO EET NOW!! KILL ME! " and my personal favorite... "Bunch of slack-jawed **gots around here. This stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus just like me " ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt!*
Keorythe Caldari Terra Rosa Militia Sev3rance	Posted - 2008.10.07 07:35:00 - [154] Originally by: Guillame Herschel Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw...or be destroyed! Captain: Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship. Delenn: Why not?! Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else. Probably the most relevant quote to EvE. Almost sounds like a gate camp encounter. Best quote though: Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode." Jayne: "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode."
Flash Bombardo Minmatar	Posted - 2008.10.07 15:09:00 - [155] From Star Trek when Picard gets taken over as Locutus: "Resistance is futile." "I have not problem with prostitute, but the kiddy dools is to much for me" - Orcan
Jacque Custeau Knights of the Minmatar Republic	Posted - 2008.10.07 15:38:00 - [156] Edited by: Jacque Custeau on 07/10/2008 15:44:18 I skimmed through these, I may be mistaken but I didn't see any from Doctor Who!! Some of my favorite Doctor Who quotes Doctor to Satan: Your physical existence, I'll give you that! Daleks to Cybermen: This is not war, this is pest control! Daleks (in general): Exterminate! Doctor, to the Master: Tell me the human race is degenerate now, when they can do this! Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister Daleks/Doctor/Anyone: Yes, we know who you are. Donna Noble: I'm just a temp from Chisek(sp)! -------------------
feiht'd'ero	Posted - 2008.10.07 16:11:00 - [157] "Make it so" "Engage"
Eran Laude Gallente The Aduro Protocol	Posted - 2008.10.07 16:35:00 - [158] More cyberpunk but still . . . "Mr Anderson, welcome back!" So simple and yet so chilling. Hugo Weaving completely owned The Matrix films IMHO.
xVALERIAx Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.08 02:04:00 - [159] "here i come mother**ers!!!" ------------------------------------ Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour? The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes. Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will? The Emperor Ming: Certainly! Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space? [Ming glares at Zogi] Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her. The Emperor Ming: I do. Dale Arden: I do NOT! ------------------------------------- "i am a leaf on the wind......" ------------------------------------- "if the cash is there, we do not care!" ------------------------------------- "MEDIC!!!" ------------------------------------- "i like to keep this handy...... for 'close encounters'" ------------------------------------- "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday." ------------------------------------- MacReady: "You don't know what was in there. You said it was dark. You don't know what the hell you saw." Deputy: "His arm was all bendy, Mayor." MacReady: "Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease." Bill: "What?" MacReady: "Lyme disease. You touch some deer *, and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands - you got your Lyme disease." Bill: "And that makes you look like a squid?" ------------------------------------ "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!" ------------------------------------ "Well, America, there you have it. Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French air force, and he's whipped their derrieres!" ------------------------------------ Nestor: "There's no dog in this." Cowboy: "Uh-uh." Nestor: "Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soybean meal, niacin, dextrose, and sodium nitrate flavoring." Cowboy: "Yup, that's what we call 'meat' back home." ----------- "i'll show you how a valkyrie can go down!" ------------------------------------ "I'm a Derek, Dereks don't run." ------------------------------------ "i am yu-law, i'm nobodies ***!... you!! are all mine!"
Jaratsri	Posted - 2008.10.08 06:03:00 - [160] Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms. Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job. Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades. Jayne Cobb: Awwh. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades! ............................................................ Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
Raymond Sterns Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.	Posted - 2008.10.08 06:12:00 - [161] IT'S A TRAP! OUR SHIELDS CAN'T SUSTAIN FIREPOWER OF THIS MAGNITUDE! and ALL POWER TO FORWARD SHIELDS! _
Maria Kalista	Posted - 2008.10.08 09:03:00 - [162] "Remember where we parked" Kirk after they cloaked the warbird on Earth. "I knew you were going to say that" Judge Dredd Originally by: CCP Mitnal You put a bear in your tea???
The Crucifier Amarr Fraternitas Ardoris	Posted - 2008.10.08 10:35:00 - [163] Hudson: We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... ------------------------- Painted-Ork Miniatures
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.08 11:49:00 - [164] German Daleks: Extermineiren! Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
Roid man	Posted - 2008.10.08 12:57:00 - [165] "the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems" - River Tam "You apes - no, not apes; you don't rate that much. You pitiful mob of sickly monkeys.... you sunken chested, slack bellied, drooling refugees from apron strings. In my whole life I never saw such a disgraceful huddle of momma's spoiled little darlings... I had a better set of wooden soldiers when I was six." Sergeant Zim to new recruits - Starship Troopers (the book not the movie) "All glory to the hypnotoad" - Futurama
Saladin Minmatar Eternity INC. Project Alice.	Posted - 2008.10.08 15:03:00 - [166] Originally by: Rodj Blake German Daleks: Extermineiren! Hahaha I replayed that so many times on my TiVO
Elena Morin'staal Minmatar Tau Online Explorator Corp	Posted - 2008.10.08 15:07:00 - [167] Mal: Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. [lightly stabs Atherton with the sword] Mal: Guess I'm just a good man. [stabs him again] Mal: Well, I'm all right. Firefly all the way.
Herschel Yamamoto Bloodmoney Incorporated	Posted - 2008.10.08 17:05:00 - [168] The ones that come to mind offhand: "Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else." Morden: "What do you want?" Vir: "IÆd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave . . . like this. Can your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?" Zoe: "Doesn't the Good Book have some pretty specific things to say about killing, Shepherd?" Book: "It does. It is, however, rather more vague on the subject of kneecaps" Mal: "Do you want to run this ship?" Jayne: "Yes!" Mal: (pauses) "Well...you can't!" Kaylee: "You mean to say as in...sex?" Simon: "I mean to say." Kaylee: "Hell with this, I wanna live!" "She's terse. I can be terse. Once back in flight school, I was laconic." Also, pretty much the entirety of Jaynestown. Dennis Leary's speech in Demolition Man was brilliant too, though I can't find a transcript offhand. ------------------ Herschel's Lottery #1 - Win a Kronos!
Thicky McThick	Posted - 2008.10.08 18:40:00 - [169] "Hey laser lips, your mother was a snowblower". No5 Short Circuit. Post with your Alt and not your Main, 'cos I don't care about your Name.
Yzen Mors	Posted - 2008.10.08 18:50:00 - [170] "Nuclear Wessels." -Chekov, The Original Star Trek The Russian Epic of Cinderella" -Chekov Scotch was invented by "a little old lady from Leningrad" -Chekov The Garden of Eden being "just outside" Moscow. -Chekov Truely - there was no time in sci-fi like the good old days.
John McDuff Caldari Jovian Labs Jovian Enterprises	Posted - 2008.10.08 22:31:00 - [171] not the most obvious of scifi, kinda recent, but just saw this and thought of the thread. It made me lol bad. IRON MAN Stark having close to 5 robot arms undress him the first time he uses his mk2 suit Stark: "Hey! Auw, ah-ah-ah-auw!" AI: "Well it is a tight fit sir" Stark: "Ugh" AI: "Sir the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt." Stark: "Be gentle, it's my first time" ...assistant comes in... "What's going on here?" Stark: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing..." --- "Everyone speaks of my drinking, but never of my thirst" Everyone can now start bowing down to me in an orderly fashion...
Azuraito Caldari Capital Produce Free Trade Zone.	Posted - 2008.10.13 09:41:00 - [172] SG1 episode 9.13 (Ripple Effect). "Hey Mitchellàwhen the time comesàcut the green one."
Brisco County Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.13 11:14:00 - [173] Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Marie Duvolle Toxic Tendencies	Posted - 2008.10.13 13:09:00 - [174] She's gone from suck to blow! Don't stir the hornet's nest
Nuala Reece Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.13 14:21:00 - [175] From Stargate SG1 "200": "Science fiction is an existential metaphor. It allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said, 'individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today. But the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all.'" and also, from the same episode Jackson: How exactly is having weapons at maximum going to help the situation? Martin: The audience isn't going to know the difference - they love 'weapons at maximum' and Vala: [as Aeryn Sun] Call me fahrbot, but they're gonna have our mivonks on a platter if we don't Starburst the draz out of here. Jackson: [as Crichton] The cluster's been damaged. We're not goin' anywhere. Carter: [as Chiana] Oh, dren. Teal'c: [as Ka D'Argo] Hezmana! Vala: [as Aeryn Sun] Frell. Mitchell: [as Stark] Son of a hasmot! Thor: [as Dominar Rygel XVI] Yotz! Trinity Nova Mercenary Services Web Site - Nominated for the 2008 E-ON Magazine Awards
Reihai	Posted - 2008.10.13 23:06:00 - [176] Rid**** - "I said, Im gonna kill you with my teacup"
UD146326	Posted - 2008.10.14 00:50:00 - [177] Alein: Resurrection Sittin around drinkin some of Johner's liquor (Winona Ryder)Annalee Call:: Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit, battery acid? (Ron Perlman)Johner: Just for color.
Deaell Portt Pink Bunnies C0VEN	Posted - 2008.10.14 12:17:00 - [178] Farsapce i think have best quotes ever and i love this show and still miss for more :-(: Crichton :'Crais I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonald's, whatever.' Crichton :'Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata.' Crichton :'Okay, so the virus is inside one of you, and you've all got guns. Great.' Aeryn : 'No offense, human, but what could I possibly need from you?' Crichton :'Burnt, battered, busted, ding-dong the pod is dead.' Crichton: ' It's like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.' Crichton :'Cross my heart, smack me dead...stick a lobster on my head.' Crichton: 'Human. It's kinda like Sebacean, but we haven't conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.' Crichton: 'I try to save a life a day. Usually it's my own.' Zhaan : 'My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.' D'Argo : 'Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.' Crichton answers: I love hanging with you, man.' Crichton: 'Come on out, Chiana. Look, I don't have time to play this game. Durka's gone Hannibal Lector on us.' D'argo : 'Yeah we need you D'Argo, we need you. Oh, and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks. You have got to be one dumb trasnik." Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' Crichton: 'Ask me later. Just ask me later when I've got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask.' Rygel: 'I'm nobody's puppet!" Crichton: 'All right, we don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're gonna use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.' Jool : 'There I woke him up, now I hope he drops dead.' Crichton: 'Aeryn, you are the one thing which has kept me from doing a kamikaze in the transport.' D'Argo : "One Mippippippi... Two Mippippippi...' Rygel: 'Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.' Rygel: 'I like my wives pregnant, and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm, and my slumber is uninterrupted.' Chiana :'Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.' - damn , so true, so true." D'Argo: 'Zhaan, let me explain to you what is going on inside my nose right now. Large pieces of green mucus, gunk... John D'Argo, D'Argo, no no no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry.' D'Argo : 'Revenge is a feast best served immediately.' Crichton:'Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack' Crichton: 'Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. I'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.' Crichton: 'One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right? I'll take that as a yes.' Crichton: 'This will work, trust me. We just have to find a place to get our clothes off.' Rygel : 'John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. That's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage completed, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.' Crichton : 'That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!' Crichton: 'Come out, come out wherever you are and see the young man that fell from the star.' Chiana: 'You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?' Crichton: 'Maldis! C'mon you old bastard, show your ugly face. Haven't you read the super villain's handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.' D'Argo : 'My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always time for beer.' - Win, Win :-) Rygel: 'Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me' Zhaan: 'Soft, yes. Weak, no.'
Steve Zodiak	Posted - 2008.10.14 18:31:00 - [179] Originally by: Celes Tenebrae Event Horizon - Miller: Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes? Dr. Weir: Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see... This looks a fun thread That quote from Event Horizon posted earlier seems a tad similar to this: Emmet Brown: ôRoads? Where weÆre going we donÆt needàroadsö (back to the Future) A couple of quotes from Carl SagansÆ Contact: Ellie Arroway: (to a group of children] I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right? Alien: You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other. And I remember hearing this inspiring nugget a few years back, you might recognize it : ôI like it out here in the New Eden; itÆs truly a Promised Land I promise IÆll discover your trade and passenger routes I promise IÆll overtake any ship that runs through my turf I promise IÆll put to good use anything I find on board And I promise nobody will get hurt in the process - Oh well, 3 out of 4 ainÆt badö
Kalahari Wayrest Re-Awakened Technologies Inc	Posted - 2008.10.14 19:11:00 - [180] Quote: dited by: Deaell Portt on 14/10/2008 12:27:26 Farscape i think have best quotes ever and i love this show and still miss for more :-( (Crichton and D'Argo play Rock Paper Scissors) D'Argo: Again, I win. Crichton: No, I win. Paper wraps rocks. D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock. Crichton: It does. Paper beats rock. D'Argo: Rock rips through paper. Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks. D'Argo: That's unrealistic. Crichton: Well, it's the rules. And it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining. D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining. (and another) D'Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world. Crichton: What's the good news? D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex. __________________________ Indulge Me Consider Yourself Indulged - Immy ♥ Wow immy scored - Xorus
MaxBang Free Space Tech Red Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.16 19:24:00 - [181] Originally by: Joseph 9 More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." This. From the "Bladerunner". Or, and the whole "Firefly" series.
Sikander 2	Posted - 2008.10.16 19:51:00 - [182] hmm, if a hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy counts as true sci-fi it has to be 'this must be a thursday. i could never get the hang of thursdays.'
Laughlyn Vaughns Gallente Lagos-Vaughn Industries	Posted - 2008.10.20 22:14:00 - [183] only read a few pages in but my fave Army of darkenss quote has to be man in crowd - "are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?" Ash - "nope, just me baby, just me" and then my fave quote from a scifi cartoon "Autobots.... Transform and roll out"
yani dumyat	Posted - 2008.10.21 10:21:00 - [184] Ian M Banks (Look to windward) "Resistance is character forming"
Davina Braben	Posted - 2008.10.21 10:33:00 - [185] Quote: Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes. Transmetropolitan
Sardur Concordia Caldari Easy Company	Posted - 2008.10.21 13:46:00 - [186] Of all the B5 quotes, I can not believe we haven't had this one. Delenn, aboard the bridge of Whitestar One after helping two other Whitestars escape the attack by the Drak..... "End this" It made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
Sokratesz Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.21 14:19:00 - [187] The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. - Bop Ad Wyvern & Chimera fitting flowchart
Rika Lave Minmatar	Posted - 2008.10.24 14:08:00 - [188] - Astronauts! Which one is tsapa here? - The rusty screw-nut, my dear. - But everything here is rusty! - But that one is the rustiest.
Lafe Baptism oF Fire	Posted - 2008.10.28 18:29:00 - [189] Edited by: Lafe on 28/10/2008 18:30:46 Johns: How's it look? Rid**: Looks clear. [Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night] Johns: You said it was clear! Rid*: I said it looked* clear. Johns: Well, how does it look now? Rid***: Looks clear. edit* Maybe CCP should hire a programmer who actually knows how to do word filtering right.
InfamousOne Caldari Chaos Coalition Chaotic Evolution	Posted - 2008.10.29 19:26:00 - [190] I am not sure if Scifi books count as well, but I found this to be entertaining. The book is Republic Command: True Colors and this part follows Ordo (one of the Null Troopers) destroying decades of research work done by the head clone scientist, Ko Sai. Ko Sai: "You're savages. Why should I cooperate with you know if I didn't before?" Mereel: "Because you're stuck in a ship with four creatively sadistic people who hate your gray guts, and maybe the strill and the jedi aren't to fond of you either"... His statement goes on, but it was the first part of what Mereel said that got me laughing.
Julius Rigel House Rigel	Posted - 2008.10.29 21:23:00 - [191] Originally by: MaxBang Or, and the whole "Firefly" series. "Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" Scared of the events forum?
Anwylyd Al'Vos Dues Pascit Corvos	Posted - 2008.10.30 00:11:00 - [192] Originally by: Hae t'Redd Zoe: "No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative." Jayne: "Good. 'Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're *****s." Jayne: "I'm in." this... also: Zoe: So the border planets? Mal: I'm thinking Whitefall, maybe talk to Patience. Zoe: Sir, we don't want to deal with Patience again. Mal: Why not? Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit. ... Mal: Been a long time since Patience shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge. ... Mal: Did you send word to Patience? Wash: Yeah, ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time? Mal: Everyone's makin' a fuss. _ . - Justice, Mercy, and Faith
Grek Forto THE IRIS United Freemen Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.03 00:41:00 - [193] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ublUU2ISTMU THIS!!!
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.11.03 01:27:00 - [194] "The next time someone tries to tell you about how the true losses of this war are "oour innocence" or "part of our humanity"... [he spits into the water] Whatever, bro. Tell it to the whales." - World War Z by Max Brooks. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Horza Otho Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire	Posted - 2008.11.03 02:38:00 - [195] You see, according to CocteauÆs plan IÆm the enemy, Æcause I like to think; I like to read. IÆm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. IÆm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, OK? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, OK, pal? IÆve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? ItÆs a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "IÆm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". - Edgar Friendly - Demolition Man -----------
Verone Gallente Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.11.03 17:15:00 - [196] By far one of the funniest quotes in scifi when put into context of the episode is the following : Kryten : Sir, Mr Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder. Lister : Next time I see him he'll be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder. \o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/ >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<<
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.04 00:43:00 - [197] Kif: "Captain, may I have a word with you?" Zapp: "No." Kif: "It's an emergency, sir." Zapp: "Come back when it's a catastrophe. bang "Oh very well ..." ------ Originally by: Micheal Dietrich You can even get a midget with a camera to sit on the floorboard.
Dyaven Interstellar Mining and Research	Posted - 2008.11.04 13:20:00 - [198] In my bio. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
Relicc Caldari House InVisus	Posted - 2008.11.04 21:33:00 - [199] Wash: I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired...from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself. Zoe: She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special
Lafe Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.12.04 22:53:00 - [200] Zod: So... trap? Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap. Zod: We goin' in? Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ain't but a few hours out. Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Yeah, but... remember the part where it's a trap? -------------------------- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now! Vault Guard: [calling back up] You'll have to give me your authorization password! [Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle] Vault Guard: Uh... okay!
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.12.04 23:02:00 - [201] Edited by: Stitcher on 04/12/2008 23:03:25 Alright, I think we can agree that almost every last line of dialogue from Firefly is automatically worthy of being in this thread. slight deviation into the world of anime for a second - this is from "Ghost in the Shell" Major Motoko Kusanagi: "What the hell did you use?" Batou: "Your standard issue Big Gun." - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Liranan M'8'S Frontal Impact	Posted - 2008.12.05 02:21:00 - [202] Edited by: Liranan on 05/12/2008 02:21:20 Originally by: Joseph 9 "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." Rutger is THE KING! Rutger changed the script while sitting there on the roof, spontaneous, beautiful and moving. Always makes me cry. With this he became a legend. Farjung is my God You people need to open your eyes and read threads before you mindlessly spam the New Thread link.
Artean Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.12.05 13:12:00 - [203] Here's a pretty good one: "tonight we dine in NOL" ........ When in doubt; troll.
Kessiaan Minmatar Army of One	Posted - 2008.12.05 14:30:00 - [204] You know, I've seen a good bit of 'real' sci-fi, but my favorite is from Clear Skies. "Right. Let's get undocked and see what bits fall off the ship." Also, "It always stops at one on the show!" (after disarming the self-destruct but it continued to count down to one anyway) is a great one from GalaxyQuest.
Straight Chillen Gallente Solar Wind	Posted - 2008.12.05 16:37:00 - [205] "What do we do now Man, We're Screwed, Game over man, Game over" Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Jin Shugo Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.12.05 19:41:00 - [206] Originally by: MaxBang Originally by: Joseph 9 More seriously I like "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." This. From the "Bladerunner". Or, and the whole "Firefly" series. bladerunner above best ever... my fav. "Join me and together we can rule that galaxy as father and son". Come on! who wouldn't wanna do that!
Chalchihuitlcue	Posted - 2008.12.06 02:36:00 - [207] Dave:- All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.. Hal:- Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.. [on Dave's return to the ship, after HAL has killed the rest of the crew] Hal:- Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Alyln	Posted - 2008.12.06 20:28:00 - [208] " You know god exists and you know people exist, you just don't know who created who" -The Brain Machine
Blafam Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.12.06 22:24:00 - [209] "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE." in HALS voice (in my head).. had chills down my spine. (holds no relevance unless you have read the books)
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.12.06 22:28:00 - [210] Edited by: Jim McGregor on 06/12/2008 22:31:43 Maybe not the best sci-fi quote, but worth remembering... from the Matrix when one of the agents are interrogating Neo and offering a deal. Neo: "Wow. That sounds like a really good deal. But I think I have a better one. How about... I give you the finger... (puts up his finger)... and you give me my frigging phonecall?" --- Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
xHazzarDx	Posted - 2008.12.07 02:47:00 - [211] "resistance is futile".... if it havnt been mentioned yet "Has my fame proceeded me, or was i too quick for it" - zapp brannigan "Why did you open your bonghole, you smelly hippi. you must have smoked some baad granola. you would sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?" - zapp again
Pr1ncess Alia Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.12.07 10:09:00 - [212] Jack O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?
Adaera	Posted - 2008.12.07 11:15:00 - [213] "you saw it! You saw it! It took me by surprise!" "... It turned into an eight foot tall armour plated alien killing machine" - Red Dwarf I think I got it right >_> been a while since I saw that episode
Irida Mershkov Gallente El Bastardos EVESpace	Posted - 2008.12.07 12:02:00 - [214] "They're all dead Dave" - Holly. The entire bit of that is epic.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.12.07 12:22:00 - [215] From Doctor Who: The Doctor: People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is. Sally: Then what is it? The Doctor: Complicated. Sally: Tell me. The Doctor: Very complicated. Sally: I'm clever, and I'm listening, and don't patronise me because people have died and I'm not happy. Tell me. The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff. Sally: That sentence started good (from Blink) Captain Jack: So there I was, stranded in the year twoûhundredûoneûhundred, ankle-deep in Dalek dust, he goes off without me. But I had this [taps his wrist strap] I used to be a Time Agent, itÆs called a Vortex Manipulator. HeÆs not the only one who can time travelû The Doctor: Excuse me, thatÆs not time travel. ItÆs like, IÆve got a sports car, youÆve got a Space Hopper. Martha: Oh ho ho! Boys and their toys. Captain Jack: All right, so I bounced. I thought, twentyûfirst century, thatÆs the best place to find the Doctor. Except I got it a little bit wrong, arrived in 1869, and this thing burnt out, so it was useless- The Doctor: Told you! Captain Jack: [ignoring the Doctor's last comment] Then I had to live through the entire twentieth century, waiting to find the version of you that would coincide with me. Martha: But that makes you more than a hundred years old. Captain Jack: And looking good, donÆt you think? So, I went to the Time Rift, 'cause I knew youÆd come back to refuel, until finally, I get a signal on this thing [he indicates his rucksack] detecting you... and here we are! (from Utopia) And the best: Martha: But the thing is, why'd you leave him behind, Doctor? The Doctor: [dismissively] I was busy. Martha: Is that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear? Captain Jack: Not if you're blonde. Martha: [sarcastically] Oh, she was blonde! Oh, what a surprise! The Doctor: [spinning around, irritated] You two, we're at the end of the universe. Okay?! Right at the edge of knowledge itself! And you're busy... [struggling to find the right word] blogging!! (from Utopia, again) Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008

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