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Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.03.19 00:47:00 -
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Hello spacefriends, TEST ne'er-do-well and forums raconteur Dr Kang here to tell you all Mittani fan #1 has returned, and this time he has a plan.
Quote:Howdy lovely folks of the internet,
I am Prencleeve Grothsmore, also known as Sir P. Grothsmore, also known as jjjggg50, also known as Lord Graphite - The Conquerer of Palestine.... You get the idea.
I am here today to give you Test Alliance peoples a one time offer. Break up your alliance and friendship with the Goonswarm Federation and I will spare you in my attack against every single Goon-allied corp and alliance in New Eden. Do not feel obliged to accept this lovely offer, however ignoring this offer will result in the termination of your space alliance.
I have a plan - it will work! Me and my coalition of spy networks will bring you down if you refuse to break away from the Clusterfuck and/or the Goonswarm Federation. I'm not some mad man shouting his demands down a toilet - I am serious.
You have 42 days to meet my demands - on the 43rd day, preparations will begin to collapse you and all the other alliances which refuse to break away from the Goons.
from: Dreddit Post
Who IS Prencleeve? For the uninitiated, he is a 13-year old Eve player that became obsessed with joining goons. He then began to stalk Mittens, which culminated in the young lad being permabanned from Eve for posting the RL information of The Mittani's parents.
For a refresher course on his work, please refer to: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=27541 https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1BwSgFFPVi7KMo48e9j908t87zJCQfunJ1hbH2RlL18Y&pli=1 http://www.thewarpbubble.com/2012/02/james-gibson-my-mission-statement.html
Now he has returned to us, sights set on the downfall of TEST using his nefarious spai network! I eagerly await the destruction of TEST, the worst alliance in a terrible game. The only real question involved is how many PLESKS will Booda get this time? |

Sendo Jarix
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.19 00:59:00 -
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Why give this sperg more attention. |

stoicfaux
790
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Posted - 2012.03.19 00:59:00 -
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Well I hope his plan is better than the Cylons' plan, otherwise he's going to find himself in the middle of Africa without internet.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Kai Tel
State War Academy Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2012.03.19 01:08:00 -
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Man, there are some bat **** crazy people in EVE... I can't figure out why this game attracts so many of the mentally unstable. If I could, I'd fix it with a patch. |

gfldex
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Posted - 2012.03.19 01:18:00 -
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Kai Tel wrote:I can't figure out why this game attracts so many of the mentally unstable.
Come on, don't be silly now!
The game has a tutorial that gives you a mining laser and a railgun and tells you to go shoot rocks and red crosses. It teaches you nothing else. It's been that way for 8 years, so are you really surprised that there are people who aren't aware that this is a pvp game? --Jafit McJafitson |

masternerdguy
Inner Shadow NightSong Directorate
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Posted - 2012.03.19 01:20:00 -
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gfldex wrote:Kai Tel wrote:I can't figure out why this game attracts so many of the mentally unstable. Come on, don't be silly now!
Ants....ants crawling on my spine.....THEY WONT GO AWAY! So....many ants.....must gank hulks. |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
986
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Posted - 2012.03.19 01:22:00 -
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Its days like this that I feel really, really sorry for some of the sad little people who play the games I do and end up reconsidering my subscription.
Then I remember that I get to shoot them. A vote for Akirei is a vote for Awesome! |

DIsposible Hero
State War Academy Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2012.03.19 01:42:00 -
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I can't wait to see what happens here. Most likely nothing. Hopefully hilarity. |

Aiden Andraste
State War Academy Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.03.19 01:47:00 -
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I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
986
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:10:00 -
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Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.
Consider this and this. A vote for Akirei is a vote for Awesome! |

Aiden Andraste
State War Academy Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:17:00 -
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Oh. My. God. Well, that's enough internet for today. |

masternerdguy
Inner Shadow NightSong Directorate
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:17:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this.

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Terminal Insanity
Convex Enterprises Unprovoked Aggression
294
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:27:00 -
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Daaaamn, TEST is goin down now You guys should totally take the deal. |

Andski
GoonWaffe
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Posted - 2012.03.19 03:05:00 -
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I wonder if Daley is part of his SPY NETWORK "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |

Written Word
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
226
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Posted - 2012.03.19 03:10:00 -
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Fountain by December
Right? |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
214
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Posted - 2012.03.19 03:22:00 -
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http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA2MDU2MzQyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzMxOTQ5._V1._SY317_CR11,0,214,317_.jpg wis: a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, all the evolving new and exciting things you've ever wanted. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6192
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:22:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this.
I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER MITTANI
I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!!! The Mittani, CSM7: Vote Here - One EVE. One Vote. One Chairman
The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
989
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:24:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:
I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER MITTANI
I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE A vote for Akirei is a vote for Awesome! |

Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
222
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:30:00 -
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I demand SA thread ****.
I know it must exist. Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter |

Ender Karazaki
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:33:00 -
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This is kinda weird/creepy/disturbing... gotta be a troll. Nobody is that weird. Right? |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
989
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:36:00 -
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Ender Karazaki wrote:This is kinda weird/creepy/disturbing... gotta be a troll. Nobody is that weird. Right?
From experience, yes, some people are just... yeah. A vote for Akirei is a vote for Awesome! |

St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
536
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:39:00 -
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Drama for the drama God! Popcorn for the the popcorn throne! |

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:58:00 -
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I've often said that a perfect, 10/10 troll rating is not achievable by mortals--think of it like perfect thermodynamic efficiency, a theoretical ideal only--but this...
This comes closer than anything I've ever seen:
9.99975/10
That, or this sad kid really is that ****** up, in which case someone should get him professional help.
Like, immediately. In irae, veritas. |

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
286
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Posted - 2012.03.19 05:58:00 -
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St Mio wrote:Drama for the drama God! Popcorn for the the popcorn throne!
POOP FOR THE POOP-GOD!!
In irae, veritas. |

Rune Star
Trauma Ward Free Beer.
4
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Posted - 2012.03.19 06:12:00 -
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*grabs popcorn*
The man who trolled the self styled master trolls of Eve is back, all is right in the 'verse once again. |

Ender Karazaki
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.03.19 06:17:00 -
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Rune Star wrote:*grabs popcorn*
The man who trolled the self styled master trolls of Eve is back, all is right in the 'verse once again.
If this and these youtube links are a troll, it's an act of genius. Watching these videos was so painful I couldn't watch anymore. I just felt so embaressed for him. |

Digital Messiah
Heroic Era
143
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Posted - 2012.03.19 06:21:00 -
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St Mio wrote:Drama for the drama God! Popcorn for the the popcorn throne! Milk for the cookies! Blood for the blood god! Drama for the mittani votes... wait a second.
Oh I see what is going on now. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" Enter a Heroic Era Today |

IsTheOpOver
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Posted - 2012.03.19 08:33:00 -
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came to this thread expecting disappointment.
left very entertained!
Wow.. just wow. I missed this back in Oct/Nov.. Thanks for posting
Sorry about TEST going down... you guys had a good run.
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
990
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Posted - 2012.03.19 08:45:00 -
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Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:I've often said that a perfect, 10/10 troll rating is not achievable by mortals--think of it like perfect thermodynamic efficiency, a theoretical ideal only--but this...
This comes closer than anything I've ever seen:
9.99975/10
That, or this sad kid really is that ****** up, in which case someone should get him professional help.
Like, immediately.
There are photos of this kid in a special ed class. A vote for Akirei is a vote for Awesome! |

CatreX Nolen
The Syndicate Inc Eternal Syndicate
5
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Posted - 2012.03.19 09:01:00 -
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Made my day. can't wait to see more bullshit out of this one :D |
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