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MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
Pax Romana Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.19 09:17:00 -
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Remembering the original thread, I await his return with baited breath. we in PAX have been shooting at TEST a fair amount recently and I would hate to see such a fine group dismantled by anything less than 10/10 trolling.
"Fools! I'll show them all!"
What do you mean that one's already taken? |
JamesCLK
Lone Star Exploration
Lone Star Partners
73
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Posted - 2012.03.19 09:30:00 -
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Digital Messiah wrote:St Mio wrote:Drama for the drama God!
Popcorn for the the popcorn throne! Milk for the cookies! Blood for the blood god! Drama for the mittani votes... wait a second.  Oh I see what is going on now.
The jig is up!
/jumps ship |
Jace Errata
Lawlz Brawlz
118
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Posted - 2012.03.19 09:31:00 -
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I'll give this guy a 10/10 rating if this actually works.
Stealth OST puns and blatant lies since 2009
Jace Errata on Twitter |
Inzax
2
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Posted - 2012.03.19 09:40:00 -
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Dude....crazy wins every time....just ask them.
Surrender quietly. Maybe nobody will notice. |
Hustomte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
74
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Posted - 2012.03.19 11:11:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Well I hope his plan is better than the Cylons' plan, otherwise he's going to find himself in the middle of Africa without internet.
Hey, I resemble that statement! 
representing Gëí-àGëí ߦ+ߦ¦ß¦+ߦ¦ß¦¦ß¦¦ in Ghana +¬(GùŦ«¦«¦âGÇó¦â)¦¦ |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
640
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Posted - 2012.03.19 13:01:00 -
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Mittens' Fanboi wrote:
I'm not some mad man shouting his demands down a toilet - I am serious.
There seems to be some debate about this statement.
If you're reading my sig you cannot claim ignorance, only stupidity or apathy, if you don't go VOTE now for CSM7. |
Khergit Deserters
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.03.19 13:32:00 -
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Quote:Howdy lovely folks of the internet,
I am Prencleeve Grothsmore, also known as Sir P. Grothsmore, also known as jjjggg50, also known as Lord Graphite - The Conquerer of Palestine.... You get the idea.
I am here today to give you Test Alliance peoples a one time offer. Break up your alliance and friendship with the Goonswarm Federation and I will spare you in my attack against every single Goon-allied corp and alliance in New Eden. Do not feel obliged to accept this lovely offer, however ignoring this offer will result in the termination of your space alliance.
I have a plan - it will work! Me and my coalition of spy networks will bring you down if you refuse to break away from the Clusterfuck and/or the Goonswarm Federation. I'm not some mad man shouting his demands down a toilet - I am serious.
You have 42 days to meet my demands - on the 43rd day, preparations will begin to collapse you and all the other alliances which refuse to break away from the Goons.
I'd have to say, Prencleeve writes some pretty decent creative b.s. for 13-year-old. |
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.03.19 13:39:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:I'd have to say, Prencleeve writes some pretty decent creative b.s. for 13-year-old.
It almost makes you think it's a grown (physically) ass man who's trolling way too hard. At the same time, a 13 y/o in the US is typically in 8th or 9th grade by then. I remember writing some serious essays and book reports back then.
Maybe this prencleeve is so serious, he's treating this like a school report. Oh ****, what if this is a meta-troll report on trolling, e-bullying and the internet?! |
Famble
Three's a Crowd
304
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Posted - 2012.03.19 13:49:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this.
I suspect his neighborhood is complaining of missing pets.
If anyone ever looks at you and says, "Hold my beer, watch this,"-á you're probably going to want to pay attention. |
seany1212
eXceed Inc.
No Holes Barred
109
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Posted - 2012.03.19 14:00:00 -
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Aiden Andraste wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:I'd have to say, Prencleeve writes some pretty decent creative b.s. for 13-year-old. It almost makes you think it's a grown (physically) ass man who's trolling way too hard. At the same time, a 13 y/o in the US is typically in 8th or 9th grade by then. I remember writing some serious essays and book reports back then. Maybe this prencleeve is so serious, he's treating this like a school report. Oh ****, what if this is a meta-troll report on trolling, e-bullying and the internet?!
THE GAME.
Potentially the most epic tinfoil hat moment ever?  |
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
17
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Posted - 2012.03.19 14:01:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this.
The second vid was actually painful to watch... I can't even mock the kid. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
641
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Posted - 2012.03.19 14:06:00 -
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The D1ngo wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this. The second vid was actually painful to watch... I can't even mock the kid.
I suspect he'll be mangling Kelly Clarkson's song now that he's over his MiitenfatuationGäó
If you're reading my sig you cannot claim ignorance, only stupidity or apathy, if you don't go VOTE now for CSM7. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3448
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Posted - 2012.03.19 15:22:00 -
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I just find it hard to predict the end of any allaince with any degree of acuracy unless you got militarty metrics indicating the rate of conquer vs the rate of resistances.
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Roime
Shiva Furnace
302
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Posted - 2012.03.19 15:45:00 -
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Where are his parents |
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.03.19 16:05:00 -
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Roime wrote:Where are his parents
Probably watching this thread and laughing like the rest of us. |
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
245
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Posted - 2012.03.19 16:16:00 -
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Someone, for the sake of this child, contact his parents. He's clearly very unstable. He shows delusional (Dat singing voice) narcissistic tendencies as well as almost certainly having a personality disorder. Threatening someone to let you play with them is akin to the abusive husband who threatens to kill their wife if she leaves him. He must get a rough time at school.
Damn nature, you scary! |
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
245
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Posted - 2012.03.19 16:37:00 -
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DelBoy Trades wrote:clearly unstable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmxlXj0iw&feature=plcp&context=C4ad58a9VDvjVQa1PpcFNoHsibJkugIVr6nj2CR5X-wJGXSqdGjtM%3D
Damn nature, you scary! |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
357
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Posted - 2012.03.19 17:07:00 -
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If someone did manage to pull off such a feat as to disband all teh alliances in the CFC could we please reform into one SuperAlliance as this would cause more tears than anyone could possibly imagine.
Just think... One Supersize alliance, tens of thousands of pilots under ONE banner. It makes me want to touch myself.
Mittens for space president. Just saying.
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Dr Kang
Ascendent.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
144
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Posted - 2012.03.19 20:39:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:
Mittens for space president. Just saying.
Nah, this wouldn't work. Just as President Jimmy Carter had his short bus brother Billy derping things up for him, CONDI will forever be saddled with TEST. Just as President Mittens takes the oath of Space Office, we here in TEST will be doing keg stands in the Rose Garden, or doing sick burn outs on dirt bikes in the West Wing. DoviBike goes *vroomvroom*
Anyway, back to the madness. From the Reddit thread in my OP:
Quote:Shadow51585
So... if you're targeting the entire CFC, can you at least tell GENTS about it? We're waiting patiently for your declaration.
I would think your spy networks could tell you who to contact and where to post it. vOv
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Gents have been contacted internally
HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO MAN? Someone tell Shangpo I love him before it's too late.
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masternerdguy
Inner Shadow
NightSong Directorate
23
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Posted - 2012.03.19 20:39:00 -
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Roime wrote:Where are his parents
They probably have no idea this is happening. |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
238
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Posted - 2012.03.19 20:58:00 -
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Prencleeve did medal-worthy sperging. The lingering human tragedy that was his life in Eve remains entertaining to me.
"For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
433
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:07:00 -
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Meh. I had a CEO at one time who would rail on and on about how angry he always was at CCP and how he was going to use his millions of RL money to buy CCP and make everything "right." He issued crazy threats at people in-game too. Just a nutter. I'm surprised TEST is putting much stock in it. To me this just reads like an e-mail from a scam victim... which I'll grant you is good for a chuckle. 
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seany1212
eXceed Inc.
No Holes Barred
109
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:15:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Meh. I had a CEO at one time who would rail on and on about how angry he always was at CCP and how he was going to use his millions of RL money to buy CCP and make everything "right." He issued crazy threats at people in-game too. Just a nutter. I'm surprised TEST is putting much stock in it. To me this just reads like an e-mail from a scam victim... which I'll grant you is good for a chuckle.
So hilmar actually did it then? 
God why does he have to be british, its actually an insult to be on the same planet as him nevermind the same island  |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
887
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:24:00 -
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All I have to say is "lol"
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Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
887
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:27:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Meh. I had a CEO at one time who would rail on and on about how angry he always was at CCP and how he was going to use his millions of RL money to buy CCP and make everything "right." He issued crazy threats at people in-game too. Just a nutter. I'm surprised TEST is putting much stock in it. To me this just reads like an e-mail from a scam victim... which I'll grant you is good for a chuckle.
I met a couple of those disturbed jerks in game. They're just disturbed people who can't make the difference anymore between RL and a game. This gives me crazy lol
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KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force
Fatal Ascension
454
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:28:00 -
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THIS is the avocado!
http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose
Remove all incursions from hisec |
SpaceSquirrels
268
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:33:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this.
Oh lord... I saw "The crazy eyes".
Some brit some where needs to give him a football or whatever the hell else you play and distract him with real things before its too late. Also lesson him in the ways of getting laid... Might be too much to ask, but do it before you have Jack the Ripper 2.0  |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
887
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:41:00 -
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SpaceSquirrels wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this. Oh lord... I saw "The crazy eyes". Some brit some where needs to give him a football or whatever the hell else you play and distract him with real things before its too late. Also lesson him in the ways of getting laid... Might be too much to ask, but do it before you have Jack the Ripper 2.0
Then you guys ask yourselves why most people think brits are all "disturbed", you're forced to feck with each other for century's now, I guess some mental diseases are the result of such life
Ho and this kid just proves it !! |
Plus 1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:56:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this.
It's like a younger, creepier, crack-addicted version of Ferris Bueller's friend Cameron. |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
433
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:58:00 -
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SpaceSquirrels wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Aiden Andraste wrote:I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true. Consider this and this. Oh lord... I saw "The crazy eyes". Some brit some where needs to give him a football or whatever the hell else you play and distract him with real things before its too late. Also lesson him in the ways of getting laid... Might be too much to ask, but do it before you have Jack the Ripper 2.0
Ha! I didn't even watch those YouTube vids... I stand corrected. This is a cut above 'scam eve-mail."
I'll be honest with you though... I kinda felt sorry for the kid watching this. It's easy for me to scam people and laugh when I get hate mail because I picture some dude my age getting p***ed on the other end, and thinking how awesome it is to inspire so much hate from a grown a** man over internet spaceships. That s*** is funny to me. ...but in those vids I see a kid who really likes the game and really needs some friends. I actually feel bad for him. Sure he's crazy... but all teenagers are f****** retards. Without. Exception. Goons (...and I am not in, nor have I ever been or had an alt associated in any way with, the goons, so insert gain of salt here --> ) are used to dealing with the very cutting edge in super creep-o over the top EvE players. They seem to specialize in it. Some of the insane stories I've read... I tell ya... This kid shouldn't even be on their radar. Goons should be focusing on eccentric arabic princes and russian mafia bosses. This target seems a bit soft for their brand anything-goes meta-combat.
The first question in my mind is of course "of all the corps in EvE... why does he want to join the goons?" If you are reading this, I strongly suggest you reconsider joining the goons... just for right now. Instead consider RvB, EvE University (I know people talk a lot of smack about them but they are actually really helpful and have a strong community), or any number of large corps to get you in and playing a meaningful game. Even FW. ...just stop stalking... in general. It's not healthy. I don't see your "happiness index" increasing as a result.
Rare friendly advice, for what it's worth. ^
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