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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.27 17:30:00 -
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Well, for those that check the boards and arent politicle officianados, I think we need to have a few "statement translation" things... note this should be tongue in cheak, keep personal ventettas out or to a minimum...
Statement: "C4 is not a part of CA, but has CA members." Trnslation: When the going gets tough, we run to mommy
Statement: "You guys are carebears!" Translation: "I wish I made that much money doin nothing"
Statement: "Safespots everyone" Translation: "Watch as the mice try and find the cheese!" Translation: "Discretion is the better part of valor" Translation: "DAMN! Who took the stack of frigates!" Translation: "Hey Billy Jo... who told them SA's theys was allowed to count?" Translation: "Achem achem achem! How do they get than many frigs!" Translation: "I'm leading the gang and need to take a ****!"
Statement: "You have been wtfpwned" Translation: "You got lagged to death... repeatedly" Translation: "We dont have the numbers nor the proof... but rest asured, unless you know better or were there, your team got beat" Translation: "We got our salids tossed by you guys, but arent man enough to admit it"
Statement: "Your edging dangerously close the Jericho Land" Translation: "Your corp has more than 5 members who post constenetly and somehow manage to make it self agrandising Translation: "You and your cronies somehow manage to miss the part about them being complete idiots and proving it by commenting en masse."
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:00:00 -
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"We brake for nobody"
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DeathsLight
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:08:00 -
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LOL
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Kulach
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:25:00 -
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I think you been podded too many times...
Just because something is fixed doesn't mean you can't break it
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:30:00 -
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more:
Statement: "We declare war on X Alliance" Translation: "I'm insecure and need to feel manly"
Statement: "Official Spokemen" Translation: "When I'm not in game, I'm officially whoring the forums"
Statement: "We won the war in X Region" Translation: "They have bigger fish to fry."
Statement: "Invite Only" Translation: "WE FIGURED IT OUT! Big is good, but HUGE is not!"
Statement: "Shut Bared" Translation: "I'm oozing with love for you man... they only talk about this kind of love in shakespear and prison shower rooms."
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Notferr
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Posted - 2004.05.27 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt more:
Statement: "Official Spokemen" Translation: "When I'm not in game, I'm officially whoring the forums" rooms."
WHO TOLD YOU THAT I ....
I mean, that is hurtful to me as a person....
LOLROTF
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Cowboy - Celestial Apocalypse Now hear this, I am selling clues on market in gehi.
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Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2004.05.27 22:40:00 -
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Statement: "I got owned while reading the forums." Translation: "I'm a newb and need excuses as to why i got bent over and shafted"
Coulnd't resist heh. Reverend Necrona |

Nafri
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Posted - 2004.05.27 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Reverend Necrona Statement: "I got owned while reading the forums." Translation: "I'm a newb and need excuses as to why i got bent over and shafted"
Coulnd't resist heh.
much better: "i got owned while browing p0rn"
Translation "**** im pretty dumb but i want to look like a real man" Wanna fly with me?
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.05.27 23:00:00 -
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Whats the matter bared wernt the center of attention for 5 min. couldent resist a troll or a flame. funny thing is your the spokesman for SA. should give you some idea how pethetic and petty SA is.
"we are bored of fighting CA" translation: "we are done getting our buts kicked"
"we killed 15 bs today" tranlation: "we killed 2 ca frigs that were unmaned in dead space"
"frigs are too powerfull" translation: "we are getting wtfpwnd by frigs"
"CA posters are wrong and stupid. they make inncorect and inacurate statments then prove them selvs wrong." translation: "i was not at the battle" ----------------------------------------------
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TornSoul
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Posted - 2004.05.28 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt
Translation: "WE FIGURED IT OUT! Big is good, but HUGE is not!"
*nod*nod*nod*
Sorry, that was just to much bait for me to resist  BIG Lottery
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Susan Chase
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Posted - 2004.05.28 02:42:00 -
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Statement: "We are the most powerful alliance in the game! no one can beat us at pvp." Translation: We can make a bigger blob
Statement: "We have proof of (insert corp or alliance) dealing with pirates and paying them to attack us" Translation: CCP's game is boring without targets so we made a half hearted attempt to find a reason to attack you.
Statement: "We prefer fighting in frigates" Translation: Battleships are too much to risk and frigates don't matter
Statement: "We are wtfpwning m0o" Translation: We killed one of their ships and had a party to celebrate
Statement: "I was really drunk" translation: I was really drunk or I did something really stupid and can't admit it
Statement: "I love Eris Discordia" translation: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop locking/modding my posts/threads. |

teewii
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Posted - 2004.05.28 03:25:00 -
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Statement: "Exploiting ****'s!!!!" Translation: "uhh.. someone think up a good explanation as too what happened!"
sounded better in my head :/
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JaiMaster
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Posted - 2004.05.28 03:30:00 -
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Statement: Any post by Bared Bel'Madalt or Bared Bel'medar Translation: "Im hiding in a safespot or on a station cos there be bad guys around" ------- Skill points. ISK. Ships, rare equipment. Its all just a means to an end...
Your end.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.05.28 06:24:00 -
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Some people take things far too seriously 
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.05.28 06:30:00 -
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Statement: Joshua Calvert sat at a safespot all night. Translation: Joshua Calvert sat at a safespot all night.

LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Seleene
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Posted - 2004.05.28 06:49:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 28/05/2004 06:52:45
Statement: "I've got to contact my friend for the rest of the ransom. Just a minute, please." Translation: My three buddies in thier battleships are just two jumps away... Translation: I forgot to insure my ship. Translation: The CEO is going to be mad.
Statement: "You *****! My corp is going to hunt you down and kill you!" Translation: I am meager and insignificant yet need to vent my anger in a way I hope makes me seem more important. Translation: I can't believe I forgot to upgrade my clone!!
Statement: "Why did you declare war on us?!" Translation: Awww, crap. Now I have to train my gunnery and missile skills.  Translation: I'm quitting and going to play City of Heroes.
Statement: "You griefing bastards!" Translation: I was stupid enough to undock and get podded twice in thirty minutes. Translation: I have no idea what the map button does.
Statement: "I've only been playing xxxxx months! I'm not undocking!" Translation: I have four implants. Translation: There is no way I'm bringing out my Megathron and eight heavy drones to fight you in your Crow!!
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.05.28 07:00:00 -
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Edited by: Deathwing on 28/05/2004 07:02:28
Quote: "i got owned while browing p0rn"
Hey, its not funny, it almost happened to me once, you have no idea how fast you loose a stiffy when the targeting noise goes off and you re-open eve to see a few battleships from the enemy saying hi with cruise missles and tac beams.......I now play eve with two monitors 
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |

Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 08:26:00 -
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Statement:"We refuse to accept we lost any ships" Translation:"OMGOMGOMGOMG THE FLYING MONKEYS!!! THEY SPANK ME TOO HARD"
Statement:"We are new members of this alliance" Translation:"OMGOMGOMGOMG MORE FLYING MONKEYS TO SPANK ME!!"
Statement:"This is our official statement on the matter" Translation:"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WE GOT WTFPWNED ON THE FORUMS AND STUFF SO IM SUMMING UP THE TOTAL STUPIDITY OF THIS TOPIC INTO ONE POST!!!!!!!!"
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert Some people take things far too seriously 
Nope it has just begun... --------------------------------------
Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life. Ritual of the Qua'nadhar. |

Gloomash
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:07:00 -
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Edited by: Gloomash on 28/05/2004 10:09:22 Nifty.
********************* Optimist: Yeeha, we survived. Pesimist: For digging our grave the time will last, at least.
►Alliance flamewar spectator.◄ Motto:Flame it on, I want to see the boards burning.
NMCPPFaSA(Non MainChar Player Post Flame and Spam Alt) |

Reptar
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:09:00 -
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so true
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:14:00 -
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Statement: 'It was a bug I tell you' Translation: AFK doing laundry or chatting on the phone
Statement: 'whoops, it fired all by itself' Translation: indy
Statement: 'Sorry, I didn't count in the cycle' Translation: I really wanted your corpse
Statement: 'I have been inactive lately' Translation: EVE , whats that?
Statement: ' I'm a good, nice girl' Translation: You are getting screwed, one way or the other
Statement: 'I actually like Curse' Translation : Its my fav enemy
Statement: 'Shrike is underestimated' Translation : 
Statement: 'Its really nice to play with your bf in the same corporation' Translation: you get to kill him without concord meddling
This is not a hijack
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:26:00 -
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You need to update your sig lianhaun, it isnt like ive tried to hijack a thread or two
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:27:00 -
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Yeah I know, but me and Miso actually coordinated attacks through MSN. But your right, as soon as I have an image again i'll change it all 
This is not a hijack
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:32:00 -
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well im just gonna go sulk in the corner then
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Tatsue Nuko
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lianhaun Yeah I know, but me and Miso actually coordinated attacks through MSN. But your right, as soon as I have an image again i'll change it all 
Co-ordinated hijacks!?! That's friggin' hardcore!
Now, this thread here...
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:37:00 -
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well the fun has to come from somewhere
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Kipkruide
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:38:00 -
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lol funny thread
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.28 16:39:00 -
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Edited by: Bared Bel'Medalt on 28/05/2004 16:59:01 Statement: "Proud Member of the Stain Alliance" Translation: Of course I know what a safespot is... its that place you go to so you wont get ganked!"
Statement: "You spend to much time whoring the forums" Translation: I'm a bigger *****, because I actually read and commented.
Statement: "You spend all your time docked or at a safespot whoring the forums" Translation: But I'm such a crappy fighter that I do it, too. Except, I'm not man enough to admit it.
Statement: "I've lost ships delighting my self in proving my intellectual superiority over the idiot who think themselves intenet Ron Jerimies... but in truth, theres not much there." Translation: Hello, my name is Bared and I'm a forumaholic. Translation: While proving beyond the shadow of a doubt OC has allowed far to many idiots to speak on the forums, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt I'm an idiot by getting killed in game by said idiot while prving he was an idiot. Damn, so whos the bigger idiot here? Translation: Hey Jade, looking for a new member?
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Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2004.05.28 16:50:00 -
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Heh.. you genuinley are a retard. Reverend Necrona |
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