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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.27 17:30:00 -
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Well, for those that check the boards and arent politicle officianados, I think we need to have a few "statement translation" things... note this should be tongue in cheak, keep personal ventettas out or to a minimum...
Statement: "C4 is not a part of CA, but has CA members."
Trnslation: When the going gets tough, we run to mommy
Statement: "You guys are carebears!"
Translation: "I wish I made that much money doin nothing"
Statement: "Safespots everyone"
Translation: "Watch as the mice try and find the cheese!"
Translation: "Discretion is the better part of valor"
Translation: "DAMN! Who took the stack of frigates!"
Translation: "Hey Billy Jo... who told them SA's theys was allowed to count?"
Translation: "Achem achem achem! How do they get than many frigs!"
Translation: "I'm leading the gang and need to take a ****!"
Statement: "You have been wtfpwned"
Translation: "You got lagged to death... repeatedly"
Translation: "We dont have the numbers nor the proof... but rest asured, unless you know better or were there, your team got beat"
Translation: "We got our salids tossed by you guys, but arent man enough to admit it"
Statement: "Your edging dangerously close the Jericho Land"
Translation: "Your corp has more than 5 members who post constenetly and somehow manage to make it self agrandising
Translation: "You and your cronies somehow manage to miss the part about them being complete idiots and proving it by commenting en masse."
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:00:00 -
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"We brake for nobody"
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DeathsLight
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:08:00 -
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LOL
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Kulach
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:25:00 -
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I think you been podded too many times...
Just because something is fixed doesn't mean you can't break it
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.27 19:30:00 -
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more:
Statement: "We declare war on X Alliance"
Translation: "I'm insecure and need to feel manly"
Statement: "Official Spokemen"
Translation: "When I'm not in game, I'm officially whoring the forums"
Statement: "We won the war in X Region"
Translation: "They have bigger fish to fry."
Statement: "Invite Only"
Translation: "WE FIGURED IT OUT! Big is good, but HUGE is not!"
Statement: "Shut Bared"
Translation: "I'm oozing with love for you man... they only talk about this kind of love in shakespear and prison shower rooms."
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Notferr
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Posted - 2004.05.27 20:07:00 -
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 Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt
more:
Statement: "Official Spokemen"
Translation: "When I'm not in game, I'm officially whoring the forums"
rooms."
WHO TOLD YOU THAT I ....
I mean, that is hurtful to me as a person....
LOLROTF
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Cowboy - Celestial Apocalypse
Now hear this, I am selling clues on market in gehi.
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Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2004.05.27 22:40:00 -
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Statement: "I got owned while reading the forums."
Translation: "I'm a newb and need excuses as to why i got bent over and shafted"
Coulnd't resist heh.
Reverend Necrona |
Nafri
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Posted - 2004.05.27 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Reverend Necrona
Statement: "I got owned while reading the forums."
Translation: "I'm a newb and need excuses as to why i got bent over and shafted"
Coulnd't resist heh.
much better: "i got owned while browing p0rn"
Translation "**** im pretty dumb but i want to look like a real man"
Wanna fly with me?
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.05.27 23:00:00 -
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Whats the matter bared wernt the center of attention for 5 min. couldent resist a troll or a flame. funny thing is your the spokesman for SA. should give you some idea how pethetic and petty SA is.
"we are bored of fighting CA"
translation: "we are done getting our buts kicked"
"we killed 15 bs today"
tranlation: "we killed 2 ca frigs that were unmaned in dead space"
"frigs are too powerfull"
translation: "we are getting wtfpwnd by frigs"
"CA posters are wrong and stupid. they make inncorect and inacurate statments then prove them selvs wrong."
translation: "i was not at the battle"
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TornSoul
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Posted - 2004.05.28 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt
Translation: "WE FIGURED IT OUT! Big is good, but HUGE is not!"
*nod*nod*nod*
Sorry, that was just to much bait for me to resist 
BIG Lottery
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Susan Chase
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Posted - 2004.05.28 02:42:00 -
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Statement: "We are the most powerful alliance in the game! no one can beat us at pvp."
Translation: We can make a bigger blob
Statement: "We have proof of (insert corp or alliance) dealing with pirates and paying them to attack us"
Translation: CCP's game is boring without targets so we made a half hearted attempt to find a reason to attack you.
Statement: "We prefer fighting in frigates"
Translation: Battleships are too much to risk and frigates don't matter
Statement: "We are wtfpwning m0o"
Translation: We killed one of their ships and had a party to celebrate
Statement: "I was really drunk"
translation: I was really drunk or I did something really stupid and can't admit it
Statement: "I love Eris Discordia"
translation: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop locking/modding my posts/threads. |
teewii
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Posted - 2004.05.28 03:25:00 -
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Statement: "Exploiting ****'s!!!!"
Translation: "uhh.. someone think up a good explanation as too what happened!"
sounded better in my head :/
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JaiMaster
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Posted - 2004.05.28 03:30:00 -
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Statement: Any post by Bared Bel'Madalt or Bared Bel'medar
Translation: "Im hiding in a safespot or on a station cos there be bad guys around"
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Skill points. ISK. Ships, rare equipment. Its all just a means to an end...
Your end.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.05.28 06:24:00 -
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Some people take things far too seriously 
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.05.28 06:30:00 -
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Statement: Joshua Calvert sat at a safespot all night.
Translation: Joshua Calvert sat at a safespot all night.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Seleene
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Posted - 2004.05.28 06:49:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 28/05/2004 06:52:45
Statement: "I've got to contact my friend for the rest of the ransom. Just a minute, please."
Translation: My three buddies in thier battleships are just two jumps away...
Translation: I forgot to insure my ship.
Translation: The CEO is going to be mad.
Statement: "You *****! My corp is going to hunt you down and kill you!"
Translation: I am meager and insignificant yet need to vent my anger in a way I hope makes me seem more important.
Translation: I can't believe I forgot to upgrade my clone!!
Statement: "Why did you declare war on us?!"
Translation: Awww, crap. Now I have to train my gunnery and missile skills. 
Translation: I'm quitting and going to play City of Heroes.
Statement: "You griefing bastards!"
Translation: I was stupid enough to undock and get podded twice in thirty minutes.
Translation: I have no idea what the map button does.
Statement: "I've only been playing xxxxx months! I'm not undocking!"
Translation: I have four implants.
Translation: There is no way I'm bringing out my Megathron and eight heavy drones to fight you in your Crow!!
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.05.28 07:00:00 -
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Edited by: Deathwing on 28/05/2004 07:02:28
Quote:
"i got owned while browing p0rn"
Hey, its not funny, it almost happened to me once, you have no idea how fast you loose a stiffy when the targeting noise goes off and you re-open eve to see a few battleships from the enemy saying hi with cruise missles and tac beams.......I now play eve with two monitors
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 08:26:00 -
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Statement:"We refuse to accept we lost any ships"
Translation:"OMGOMGOMGOMG THE FLYING MONKEYS!!! THEY SPANK ME TOO HARD"
Statement:"We are new members of this alliance"
Translation:"OMGOMGOMGOMG MORE FLYING MONKEYS TO SPANK ME!!"
Statement:"This is our official statement on the matter"
Translation:"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WE GOT WTFPWNED ON THE FORUMS AND STUFF SO IM SUMMING UP THE TOTAL STUPIDITY OF THIS TOPIC INTO ONE POST!!!!!!!!"
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Some people take things far too seriously
Nope it has just begun...
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Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life.
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Gloomash
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:07:00 -
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Edited by: Gloomash on 28/05/2004 10:09:22
Nifty.
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Optimist: Yeeha, we survived.
Pesimist: For digging our grave the time will last, at least.
►Alliance flamewar spectator.◄
Motto:Flame it on, I want to see the boards burning.
NMCPPFaSA(Non MainChar Player Post Flame and Spam Alt) |
Reptar
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:09:00 -
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so true
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:14:00 -
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Statement: 'It was a bug I tell you'
Translation: AFK doing laundry or chatting on the phone
Statement: 'whoops, it fired all by itself'
Translation: indy
Statement: 'Sorry, I didn't count in the cycle'
Translation: I really wanted your corpse
Statement: 'I have been inactive lately'
Translation: EVE , whats that?
Statement: ' I'm a good, nice girl'
Translation: You are getting screwed, one way or the other
Statement: 'I actually like Curse'
Translation : Its my fav enemy
Statement: 'Shrike is underestimated'
Translation :
Statement: 'Its really nice to play with your bf in the same corporation'
Translation: you get to kill him without concord meddling
This is not a hijack
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:26:00 -
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You need to update your sig lianhaun, it isnt like ive tried to hijack a thread or two
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:27:00 -
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Yeah I know, but me and Miso actually coordinated attacks through MSN.
But your right, as soon as I have an image again i'll change it all 
This is not a hijack
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:32:00 -
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well im just gonna go sulk in the corner then
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Tatsue Nuko
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lianhaun
Yeah I know, but me and Miso actually coordinated attacks through MSN.
But your right, as soon as I have an image again i'll change it all
Co-ordinated hijacks!?! That's friggin' hardcore!
Now, this thread here...
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:37:00 -
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well the fun has to come from somewhere
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Kipkruide
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:38:00 -
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lol funny thread
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.28 16:39:00 -
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Edited by: Bared Bel'Medalt on 28/05/2004 16:59:01
Statement: "Proud Member of the Stain Alliance"
Translation: Of course I know what a safespot is... its that place you go to so you wont get ganked!"
Statement: "You spend to much time whoring the forums"
Translation: I'm a bigger *****, because I actually read and commented.
Statement: "You spend all your time docked or at a safespot whoring the forums"
Translation: But I'm such a crappy fighter that I do it, too. Except, I'm not man enough to admit it.
Statement: "I've lost ships delighting my self in proving my intellectual superiority over the idiot who think themselves intenet Ron Jerimies... but in truth, theres not much there."
Translation: Hello, my name is Bared and I'm a forumaholic.
Translation: While proving beyond the shadow of a doubt OC has allowed far to many idiots to speak on the forums, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt I'm an idiot by getting killed in game by said idiot while prving he was an idiot. Damn, so whos the bigger idiot here?
Translation: Hey Jade, looking for a new member?
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Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2004.05.28 16:50:00 -
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Heh.. you genuinley are a retard.
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.28 16:53:00 -
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I just want to point out, that pp until Tobruk decided to act like a child, this was supposed to be a tongue in cheek, humorus post. nothing serious, no innuendo, no personal vendettas. Just a bit of fun. No personal attacks, no direct insult, none of that crap. So guys, lets all clean up our acts and quit acting like whiny little middle schoolers. If you can't admit your own mistakes while pointing out someone elses, you shouldn't post. If you cant make fun of yourself, you do not belong in this thread, because that means you arent grown up enough to understand the nature of personal insight and humor.
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Lightor
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Posted - 2004.05.28 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt
Statement: "You spend to much time whoring the forums"
Translation: I'm a bigger *****, because I actually read and commented.
Statement: "You spend all your time docked or at a safespot whoring the forums"
Translation: But I'm such a crappy fighter that I do it, too. Except, I'm not man enough to admit it.
Statement: "I've lost ships delighting my self in proving my intellectual superiority over the idiot who think themselves intenet Ron Jerimies... but in truth, theres not much there."
Translation: Hello, my name is Bared and I'm a forumaholic.
Translation: While proving beyond the shadow of a doubt OC has allowed far to many idiots to speak on the forums, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt I'm an idiot by getting killed in game by said idiot while prving he was an idiot.
Translation: Hey Jade, looking for a new member?
May I suggest that the ôintellectual superiorityö adjust his text to something like this before claming it's self announced title?
Statement: "You spend too much time being a forum *****"
Translation: I'm a bigger *****, because I actually read and commented on the thread.
Statement: "You spend all your time docked or at a safespot whoring the forums"
Translation: But I'm such a crappy fighter that I have to spend my time on the forums too. However, I'm not enough of a man to admit it.
Statement: "I've lost ships delighting my self in proving my intellectual superiority over the idiot who think of themselves as internet Ron Jerimies. However, in truth, thereÆs not much there."
Translation: Hello, my name is Bared and I'm a forum addict.
Translation: While proving beyond the shadow of a doubt OC has allowed far too many idiots to speak on the forums, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt I'm an idiot by getting killed in game by said idiot while proving he was an idiot.
Translation: Hey Jade, looking for a new member?
Replying on this thread of course puts me under the first statement, but then I am only an alt replying to another alt
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.28 17:08:00 -
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Edited by: Bared Bel'Medalt on 28/05/2004 17:10:33
Originally by: Lightor
Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt
Statement: "You spend to much time whoring the forums"
Translation: I'm a bigger *****, because I actually read and commented.
Statement: "You spend all your time docked or at a safespot whoring the forums"
Translation: But I'm such a crappy fighter that I do it, too. Except, I'm not man enough to admit it.
Statement: "I've lost ships delighting my self in proving my intellectual superiority over the idiot who think themselves intenet Ron Jerimies... but in truth, theres not much there."
Translation: Hello, my name is Bared and I'm a forumaholic.
Translation: While proving beyond the shadow of a doubt OC has allowed far to many idiots to speak on the forums, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt I'm an idiot by getting killed in game by said idiot while prving he was an idiot.
Translation: Hey Jade, looking for a new member?
May I suggest that the ôintellectual superiorityö adjust his text to something like this before claming it's self announced title?
Statement: "You spend too much time being a forum *****"
Translation: I'm a bigger *****, because I actually read and commented on the thread.
Statement: "You spend all your time docked or at a safespot whoring the forums"
Translation: But I'm such a crappy fighter that I have to spend my time on the forums too. However, I'm not enough of a man to admit it.
Statement: "I've lost ships delighting my self in proving my intellectual superiority over the idiot who think of themselves as internet Ron Jerimies. However, in truth, thereÆs not much there."
Translation: Hello, my name is Bared and I'm a forum addict.
Translation: While proving beyond the shadow of a doubt OC has allowed far too many idiots to speak on the forums, I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt I'm an idiot by getting killed in game by said idiot while proving he was an idiot.
Translation: Hey Jade, looking for a new member?
Replying on this thread of course puts me under the first statement, but then I am only an alt replying to another alt
OMG! Somebody got the Joke... Lightor, send me amessage in game, I'm sending you 1 million isk for being the first person to get the joke in using this alt!
Oh, and I considered using "addict" and "junkie" but decided "...aholic" was funnier.
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Propehcy
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Posted - 2004.05.28 17:10:00 -
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LOL. Great stuff Bared
Quote:
Statement: "Official Spokemen"
Translation: "When I'm not in game, I'm officially whoring the forums"
Well.. it's true.. =/
-The DarkHand
** Ex-CA Rep and Ex-CA Member **
http://www.designegrafix.com/eve/prop5.jpg
Props Chop Shop: Ships, Arms, and Armaments producer for Northern Eve! Located at Torrinos 5 - 6 - Home Guard Assembley.
The Prop And Notferr Chronicles
Notferr> Propehcy Owns me! Yet I feel so much Fear in his Evil Presence!
Propehcy> Bow Down, You know who your Master is.
Notferr> Only Prop is King!! Only Prop!! I Am nothing!
Propehcy> I think Stav would be Proud.
Propehcy> I Need a Tool... Where is that Notferr...
[ 2004.09.11 28:63:98 ] Propehcy 2004.09.11 29:05:33.3 combat Your Miner II perfectly strikes Notferr, wrecking for WTFPWNAGE. |
Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.28 17:25:00 -
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Statement: Your a n00b!
Translation: but in the grand sceme of things, so am I.
Statement: Your a newb!
Translation: Ever heard of Commander Keen? Yah, your such a fricken newbie.
Statement: The war with X alliance will be over in Y (Amount of time here).
Translation: Look you ****ing idiot, SA and cA have bene at war for WAY to long... If niether one of THEM has one, what do you think YOUR chances are?
Statement: Your losing the war
Translation: But we arent sure how much longer
Statement: Your such a (insert insult), dont you realise your wrong?"
Translation: "If I was a bigger man, I'd have left this post alone. But I'm not."
Translation: the average post by Me posting with this character, any member of m0o, any Member of OC, and that one guy from VotF.
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Propehcy
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Posted - 2004.05.28 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Bared Bel'Medalt
Statement: Your a n00b!
Translation: but in the grand sceme of things, so am I.
Statement: Your a newb!
Translation: Ever heard of Commander Keen? Yah, your such a fricken newbie.
Statement: The war with X alliance will be over in Y (Amount of time here).
Translation: Look you ****ing idiot, SA and cA have bene at war for WAY to long... If niether one of THEM has one, what do you think YOUR chances are?
Statement: Your losing the war
Translation: But we arent sure how much longer
Statement: Your such a (insert insult), dont you realise your wrong?"
Translation: "If I was a bigger man, I'd have left this post alone. But I'm not."
Translation: the average post by Me posting with this character, any member of m0o, any Member of OC, and that one guy from VotF.
LMFAO! Those are friggin' hilarious. And true! Great stuff man 
-The DarkHand
** Ex-CA Rep and Ex-CA Member **
http://www.designegrafix.com/eve/prop5.jpg
Props Chop Shop: Ships, Arms, and Armaments producer for Northern Eve! Located at Torrinos 5 - 6 - Home Guard Assembley.
The Prop And Notferr Chronicles
Notferr> Propehcy Owns me! Yet I feel so much Fear in his Evil Presence!
Propehcy> Bow Down, You know who your Master is.
Notferr> Only Prop is King!! Only Prop!! I Am nothing!
Propehcy> I think Stav would be Proud.
Propehcy> I Need a Tool... Where is that Notferr...
[ 2004.09.11 28:63:98 ] Propehcy 2004.09.11 29:05:33.3 combat Your Miner II perfectly strikes Notferr, wrecking for WTFPWNAGE. |
XeQtR
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Posted - 2004.05.29 00:41:00 -
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Jesus Bared that's just pathetic.
and you behave so civilized when in local.
Oh well. Guess you never can tell.
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.05.29 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Statement: Joshua Calvert sat at a safespot all night.
Translation: Joshua Calvert sat at a safespot all night.
lol your a good sport man
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Jet Jagowrath
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Posted - 2004.05.29 05:43:00 -
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Statement: "I would have beaten you if i wasnt setup for Travel/Mining/NPCing"
Translation: "You won fair and square against my best setup"
JJx
King Jadrut of The Alliance That Kicks Your Arse Very Badly And Whoops You Like You've Never Seen Before, TATKYAVBAWYLYNSB for short, owns all Jove space, stay away or bad things will happen to you and your hamsters and/or gerbils mmmk
La Maison de tous les plaisirs - Where politics and pleasure meet...
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Bared Bel'Medalt
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Posted - 2004.05.29 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: XeQtR
Jesus Bared that's just pathetic.
and you behave so civilized when in local.
Oh well. Guess you never can tell.
So, uh, how is my behavior in game differnet from my behavior on the forums? I'd really like to know, cause otherwise, I think you may just not be clever enough to come up with your own "Statement/Translations". Although Tobruks were blatantly offensive, HE tried. I'm starting to think Omega Corp is drifting mighty close to Jerico Land...
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juduzz
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Posted - 2004.05.29 21:49:00 -
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Statement: "We will conserve our resources and strike where you are weak, avoid your strength"
Translation: " we will gank indies in frigates and hide in safe spots when any battle worthy ship comes"
sorry couldnt resist :P
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Tenashi
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Posted - 2004.05.29 22:33:00 -
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atleast he`s doing it on the forums then in corp channel
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Lord Drax
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Posted - 2004.05.30 12:08:00 -
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statement: "ooh you're so l33t/uber etc"
Translation: "erm i cant actually make a valid arugment so i'll just insult you instead."
statement " Duke droklar is a {insert insult here}"
Translation: "I know squat about him, and secretly i really respect him, but i cant let anyone else know that can i?"
the second one was just for you Bared.
statement "lord drax is a [add insult]"
translation "lord drax is a [add insult] and he agrees with me."
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