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Akavari Entara Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.08.01 05:02:00 - [1] While in transit (only 13 more jumps to go!!!) I got thinking of a few ways to die in EVE that are very.. unconvential. Both of them are similar, due to 'computer malfunctions' you either crash into a star, or another ship and blow up. So, let's have a little fun. What way (outside of current methods) to die would make you just stare at your screen in disbelief the first time it happened to you?
Fahtim Meidires Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.08.01 05:09:00 - [2] Amarr ships could have on-board slave revolts, cutting off connections to your pod.
Mithfindel Gallente Gariushi Foundation	Posted - 2008.08.01 05:55:00 - [3] The Witchspace scenario would be creepy. You're jumping thru a gate, and it quite doesn't end like you'd expected. Instead you end up materializing through a wrong gate with disastrous results. The extreme version of this would be not materializing at all, but it's kind of hard to Prime Fiction spin how the mind transfer would happen, then - though getting randomly permakilled would certainly get a OMGWTFBBQSAUCE reflex working.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.01 06:15:00 - [4] Jumpgate loosing power midjump and only half your ship going through. nod My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Artemis Rose Odd End of the Universe	Posted - 2008.08.01 06:48:00 - [5] Probably a cloning accident. Your pod thinks it was destroyed, but it wasn't, so mid battle you sent across the galaxy to your new clone. I'd be like Then I'd try to figure out how it happened and repeat it on everybody I could __________________________________________________ Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat.
Kayla Karenzi	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:00:00 - [6] making a safespot in a planet or a star and then warping to it....
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:11:00 - [7] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Jumpgate loosing power midjump and only half your ship going through. nod That would totally suck lol. "AHA! My brand new faction fitted Bhalgorn is finally ready!, right let's and test this thing... JUMPS ... WOOPWOOP! KABOOM! ** SHIT ING **ERS!
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:27:00 - [8] Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. Another variation of that (and this one is surely an urban myth) was getting your covops cruising along, cloak, then eject. Gooooooooone Foreeeeeeever. Campfire stories. "There I was, mining solo, the only one in the system. When out of nowhere comes this pilotless crow, buzzes me and just keeps going. They say the Carry Molest is still zooming along to this day. Maybe in a few years it will pop up in the next system over". Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Flamewave Crimson Moon Society	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:44:00 - [9] Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. If it were true it'd probably have to be pre-RMR since the game never behaved that way since I joined not long after the patch. Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. __________
Jowen Datloran Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:26:00 - [10] Originally by: Flamewave Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. If it were true it'd probably have to be pre-RMR since the game never behaved that way since I joined not long after the patch. Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. It is true enough. I just can not remember how far back we have to go. I can also remember a time when you could eject after you had initiated warp and the ship would still enter warp by it self. I used that once to have a fleet of ghost rookie ships move around the system. An odd kill would be the m0o member who killed him self. Another old story from the time when torpedoes would travel very slowly. After having launched a large barrage against the victim, the victim ejects ship and our hero boards it only to have it seconds later blow up to his own torpedoes. ---------------- Mr. Science & Trade Institute
Crash Burn	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:30:00 - [11] Death by Space boobs would make me stop and stare open mouthed Imagine flying along maybe ratting in a random belt when 2 giant Space Boobs appear and crush your ship What a way to go
Morton Dark Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:41:00 - [12] Mauled to death by rampaging Exotic Dancers
Larg Kellein Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:49:00 - [13] Eaten by space whales. 'nuff said.
Wild Rho Amarr Silent Core	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:56:00 - [14] Being Shoop da whoop'd by an asteroid while mining.
Aria Seniste	Posted - 2008.08.01 09:07:00 - [15] Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in. You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments. Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop. You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes.
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 09:13:00 - [16] Stargate operator being drunk and turning the gate ... a few degrees off... sending you in nowhere land ------ Tides of Silence
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.08.01 09:17:00 - [17] Originally by: Wild Rho Being Shoop da whoop'd by an asteroid while mining. I've heard there are some mission roids that actually blow up when you mine them. Probably a little less dramatic but still good for a wtf? moment. Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:11:00 - [18] undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p ------ Tides of Silence
GallenteCitizen20080615 Gallente Federation War News	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:15:00 - [19] ejecting from you tyranis to only then be run over by it Originally by: CCP Wrangler We are pleased to aim! Or was that the other way around?
Rana Ash Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:18:00 - [20] Originally by: Splagada undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p OMG the pile up, as ship after ship crashes into the one before them , not a nice way to go. lyret dedreen
GallenteCitizen20080615 Gallente Federation War News	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:21:00 - [21] Originally by: Splagada undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p man i would pay to see that the hilarity and it solves the second problem if people die there then they get clone to another clone far away and so jita is lag free oooh the joy Originally by: CCP Wrangler We are pleased to aim! Or was that the other way around?
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:14:00 - [22] Proper damaging collisions would be awful. Although it brings up new possibilities of RAMMING SPEED! type warfare.
Roc Wieler Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:17:00 - [23] Getting killed by an Amarr Militia member would be my OMGWTFBBQ moment. I mean, I've heard they exist, but to actually see one up close! "Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler
Kian Qel'Droma Amarr Skyble	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:25:00 - [24] Originally by: Splagada Stargate operator being drunk and turning the gate ... a few degrees off... sending you in nowhere land Oh yes... just imagine coming up to, say, the Rens gate, jumping, and ending up in an area of space not even within a hundred lightyears of any star! There would be no background nebula, only distant pin****s of light... spooky. And if you opened your map, the "you are here" dot would show up, but not the EVE Cluster. That*would be a horrible way to go...
Kazuo Ishiguro House of Marbles Zzz	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:27:00 - [25] Overheating an armour repairer, while carrying a full cargohold, with at least 1 EC fitted, and burning it out. I've never heard of anyone actually doing this, but it would probably be amusing... Zzz research towers Direrie NEW: Liekuri 20:1 low-end compression
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:34:00 - [26] Edited by: Crumplecorn on 01/08/2008 11:34:30 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. I joined post-RMR and I used to be able to do this in haulers and such. Originally by: Jowen Datloran An odd kill would be the m0o member who killed him self. Another old story from the time when torpedoes would travel very slowly. After having launched a large barrage against the victim, the victim ejects ship and our hero boards it only to have it seconds later blow up to his own torpedoes. What goes around comes around, I guess. - DesuSigs
ApaKaka Lone Starr Corporation	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:43:00 - [27] Your body accidentally being used as materials for manufacturing Miner I's. The tombstone would say "He gave his all to the carebears of EVE"
bUBbLeS Minmatar Morne Attitude	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:47:00 - [28] Originally by: Flamewave Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Quote: Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. I saw this happen, Sutty, me (in tempest) and Flatliner (in raven) were up north killing an apoc. Sutty was in a raven and real close, the apoc pilot ejected and warped off when he was way into stucture (he ejected get to -ve structure so we couldnt destroy his ship, it was a bug at the time). Sutty gets all excited, "ooo free apoc" We were all still shooting the unkillable apoc. Sutty ejects next to the apoc in the hope of boarding it. The torps sutty already launched did thier slow turn and hit the apoc... sutties pop goes boom. I have never laughed so much in my life. Also - the eject from a moving ship used to happen. I think it was Frst who did that with one of the first scorps way back when. He ejected so someone else could try it out, but the ship was moving at about 100 m/s. There then follows a benny hill chase of pods and cruisers to catch up with the scorp... Insert cAKe here!!!

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2008.08.01 12:37:00 - [29] Maybe instead of the next cinematic movie BoB can do a blooper movie? Pink Dread has been hijacked

Vyger The first genesis Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2008.08.01 12:54:00 - [30] Originally by: Rana Ash Originally by: Splagada undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p OMG the pile up, as ship after ship crashes into the one before them , not a nice way to go. The ironic twist to this scenario being that people could still dock. Eventually the entire population of EVE would find themselves trapped inside Jita 4-4 and the EVE servers would self-combust forming a new star.

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