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Somatic Neuron
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Posted - 2008.08.01 12:59:00 -
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Originally by: Kian Qel'Droma Oh yes... just imagine coming up to, say, the Rens gate, jumping, and ending up in an area of space not even within a hundred lightyears of any star! There would be no background nebula, only distant points of light... spooky. And if you opened your map, the "you are here" dot would show up, but not the EVE Cluster.
Been there....back when the bumping physics were different....when a bump actually got you going past warp speed without going into warp. Had a ship out in the middle of nowhere...had to petition to get back in play. ---------- |
DiaBlo UK
Killer Koalas
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:18:00 -
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Crashing into another ship WHILE in warp. KaBOOM! WTF
Originally by: CCP Navigator Pretty sure someone is selling tinfoil hats. You should buy one
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Red Thunder
Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:24:00 -
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your ships crew go on strike in the middle of a fight
Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines |
Sul Trewtis
ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:27:00 -
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Forgetting to turn off Self Destruct after escaping an ambush.
Had this happen to me escaped into warp in my Scorp and when I exited I was in my pod and no mails. This is why my current Scorp is called "No Self Destruct" -------------------------------------------------- Civil Disobedience is still Disobedience The most damage is done by those that know how and not why |
Malachon Draco
eXceed Inc. eXceed.
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Seniste Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in.
You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments.
Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop.
You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes.
You'd never get a highscore above Chribba.
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Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Scalar Federation
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:31:00 -
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You Minmatar ship realizes that it's nothing but a ramshackle flying collection of assorted spare parts realizes that the power of the WAAAGGHH!! only causes vehicles to work if the pilot is an ork and succumbs to reality
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Why do i even need a sig? |
bUBbLeS
Minmatar Morne Attitude
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:32:00 -
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the techs at the station fill your pod with jack daniels and coke instead of the usual amionic fluids
drowning in JD and coke mmmm
Insert cAKe here!!! |
Erim Solfara
Amarr House of Solfara
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Posted - 2008.08.01 13:47:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Seniste Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in.
You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments.
Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop.
You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes.
This post wins, thread over tbh.
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Father Dibbles
Drunks And Addicts Combined
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Posted - 2008.08.01 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Maybe instead of the next cinematic movie BoB can do a blooper movie?
Why BoB
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WishBlade
Caldari Atomic Heroes Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.08.01 14:47:00 -
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*Booster overdose *Black hole *You name your sihp the Titanic, fly around a planet, and crash into The Doctor's TARDIS.
Aweseomenessness |
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Lenori Kallis
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Posted - 2008.08.01 15:19:00 -
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Depleted Uranium loading accident.
"Very commonly used by Minmatar pilots, this ammo is incendiary and also has great penetration. Just be careful handling it unless you want to wake up with an extra toe on your forehead."
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Scagga Laebetrovo
Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2008.08.01 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: Scagga Laebetrovo on 01/08/2008 15:32:54 Get killed by a dev?
Edit: Or a Jovian.
San Matari Official forums |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.01 15:39:00 -
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You're salvaging from some wrecks, and you suddenly notice your ship's sheilds, armor and hull - all at the same time - are slowly turning red... You get a message that tiny nanobots were in the salvage, and you see your ship quickly 'dissolve' from view, leaving only your pod.
We're Recruiting! |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.08.01 15:51:00 -
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- Having a Fedo slowly gnaw its way through your pod. As soon as the pod detects a hull breach you'll get the neurotoxin injection and transfered to your medical clone.
- Jumping through a get to end up in a empty black space with a hexagonal mothership attack you with a bunch of equally hexagonal fighters, ending as a simple neural scan information transmission on the other side of the gate. Thargoids can do that.
- Someone contaminating your podfluid with a nanopoison that first eats up your higher brain functions and then the lower ones. When the pod realizes you are dead there won't be enough brain left for a proper scan and you'll end up with a backup copy and a memory leak.
- Of course the classic from the book is getting run over in your interceptor by a dreadnaught cynoing in. OMGWTFSPLAT!
-------- Ideas for: Mining Ships |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.01 15:56:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/08/2008 15:56:27 Homeless guy outside my ship in a spacesuit washing my laser crystals when suddenly...
It was an accident honest!
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Hrrothgar
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Posted - 2008.08.01 16:02:00 -
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Scenario:
Rogue drones have battered down your shields, punched through your armor, and are now beginning to eat through your hull. Suddenly, the awful sounds of explosions and metal scraping metal cease and all is eerily silent. Out of the cloud of debris floating around your ship's battered remains, there looms a giant, cube-shaped Drone Hive Mother. Static crackles over your comm line and you hear a synthesized feminine voice declaim: "He will make an excellent drone..."
You must then watch as your ship is ripped apart and fed on, as the drones slowly work their way toward your pod...
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Riga Mortiss
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Posted - 2008.08.01 16:23:00 -
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Originally by: Kian Qel'Droma Edited by: Kian Qel''Droma on 01/08/2008 11:28:05
Originally by: Splagada Stargate operator being drunk and turning the gate ... a few degrees off... sending you in nowhere land
Oh yes... just imagine coming up to, say, the Rens gate, jumping, and ending up in an area of space not even within a hundred lightyears of any star! There would be no background nebula, only distant points of light... spooky. And if you opened your map, the "you are here" dot would show up, but not the EVE Cluster.
Thatwould be a horrible way to go...
Edit: Actually, I think the most shocking part would be for the normal system/constellation/sovereignty etc text to be completely blank. Or in gibberish of some sort. Furthermore, imagine if a gate dumped you in an un-populated system outside the EVE cluster, with no stations or jumpgates!
That actually happened a few years ago.. it was a bug. Some people found themselves an insane distance off of the map. Literally the "you are here" point was 50% map width away from the edge of known space...
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Amandin Adouin
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Posted - 2008.08.01 16:25:00 -
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You should be able to OD on boosters (not that anyone ever uses them, but it would be a fun flavor aspect)
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.01 16:43:00 -
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Give every gate a 1% chance to send you to a random constellation.
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Orar Ironfist
Toys R Us
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:31:00 -
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tbh if you did something so badass the devs would have to bring the SWAT CONCORD back out of retirement.......if they ever showed up on me id be in shock.
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Aprudena Gist
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:34:00 -
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getting podded by a miner
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Alz Shado
Ever Flow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:46:00 -
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I <3 Dictors who end up in their own bubble and on their own killmails. //// ---------=== []= ---------=== \\\\ Rifter(RedBad)
"Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand |
Amitious Turkey
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.08.01 17:51:00 -
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Get killed by Goonfleet
(\_/) (O.o) (> <)[]==^= (urtok's bunny-its a machinegun)
(\_/) (O.o) (> <)
Anything i say on the forums is my own opinion, not of my corporation or alliance.
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soldieroffortune 258
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Alz Shado I <3 Dictors who end up in their own bubble and on their own killmails.
lmfao
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:08:00 -
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Your ship blowing up upon eject.
(Has happened to me before) ----
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.01 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Father Dibbles
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Maybe instead of the next cinematic movie BoB can do a blooper movie?
Why BoB
They are already doing, or were doing that CGVid with the pod that gets cut in half in the end of it. Something like that but instead 100 ways to die horribly would be awesome :D
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Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.08.01 21:25:00 -
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"It's pitch black. A grue eats your face"
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CCP Taera
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Posted - 2008.08.01 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: Larg Kellein Eaten by space whales. 'nuff said.
I'll have to cast my vote for organic spacebeasts eatting my ship. Imagine watching a giant spacesquid phase in beside your ship mid-mission, suck your ship into its gaping maw, then slowly phase out again before you appear in the clone vat. There's really not much to say to that!
Taera Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Email |
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PI Staker
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Posted - 2008.08.01 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: Apoctasy Your ship blowing up upon eject.
(Has happened to me before)
that happened to me, my mission raven was at 11% hull and i didnt have an large hull reppers, so i decide, i'll get my basilisk and some remote hull reppers. eject *BLAMMO!*
anyway, back on topic, being in a Caldari station that is about to get rammed by a Nyx.
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Walking along in a minmatar station, tripping on the deck, falling 6 feet to the ground, but the deck gives way as the cardboard was just washed, and eventually falling out of the station into the icy blackness void of space
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Batolemaeus
Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.08.01 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Taera
I'll have to cast my vote for organic spacebeasts eatting my ship.
Grues! Grues i say!
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