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Akavari Entara Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.08.01 05:02:00 - [1] While in transit (only 13 more jumps to go!!!) I got thinking of a few ways to die in EVE that are very.. unconvential. Both of them are similar, due to 'computer malfunctions' you either crash into a star, or another ship and blow up. So, let's have a little fun. What way (outside of current methods) to die would make you just stare at your screen in disbelief the first time it happened to you?
Fahtim Meidires Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.08.01 05:09:00 - [2] Amarr ships could have on-board slave revolts, cutting off connections to your pod.
Mithfindel Gallente Gariushi Foundation	Posted - 2008.08.01 05:55:00 - [3] The Witchspace scenario would be creepy. You're jumping thru a gate, and it quite doesn't end like you'd expected. Instead you end up materializing through a wrong gate with disastrous results. The extreme version of this would be not materializing at all, but it's kind of hard to Prime Fiction spin how the mind transfer would happen, then - though getting randomly permakilled would certainly get a OMGWTFBBQSAUCE reflex working.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.01 06:15:00 - [4] Jumpgate loosing power midjump and only half your ship going through. nod My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Artemis Rose Odd End of the Universe	Posted - 2008.08.01 06:48:00 - [5] Probably a cloning accident. Your pod thinks it was destroyed, but it wasn't, so mid battle you sent across the galaxy to your new clone. I'd be like Then I'd try to figure out how it happened and repeat it on everybody I could __________________________________________________ Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat.
Kayla Karenzi	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:00:00 - [6] making a safespot in a planet or a star and then warping to it....
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:11:00 - [7] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Jumpgate loosing power midjump and only half your ship going through. nod That would totally suck lol. "AHA! My brand new faction fitted Bhalgorn is finally ready!, right let's and test this thing... JUMPS ... WOOPWOOP! KABOOM! ** SHIT ING **ERS!
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:27:00 - [8] Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. Another variation of that (and this one is surely an urban myth) was getting your covops cruising along, cloak, then eject. Gooooooooone Foreeeeeeever. Campfire stories. "There I was, mining solo, the only one in the system. When out of nowhere comes this pilotless crow, buzzes me and just keeps going. They say the Carry Molest is still zooming along to this day. Maybe in a few years it will pop up in the next system over". Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Flamewave Crimson Moon Society	Posted - 2008.08.01 07:44:00 - [9] Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. If it were true it'd probably have to be pre-RMR since the game never behaved that way since I joined not long after the patch. Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. __________
Jowen Datloran Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:26:00 - [10] Originally by: Flamewave Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. If it were true it'd probably have to be pre-RMR since the game never behaved that way since I joined not long after the patch. Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. It is true enough. I just can not remember how far back we have to go. I can also remember a time when you could eject after you had initiated warp and the ship would still enter warp by it self. I used that once to have a fleet of ghost rookie ships move around the system. An odd kill would be the m0o member who killed him self. Another old story from the time when torpedoes would travel very slowly. After having launched a large barrage against the victim, the victim ejects ship and our hero boards it only to have it seconds later blow up to his own torpedoes. ---------------- Mr. Science & Trade Institute
Crash Burn	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:30:00 - [11] Death by Space boobs would make me stop and stare open mouthed Imagine flying along maybe ratting in a random belt when 2 giant Space Boobs appear and crush your ship What a way to go
Morton Dark Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:41:00 - [12] Mauled to death by rampaging Exotic Dancers
Larg Kellein Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:49:00 - [13] Eaten by space whales. 'nuff said.
Wild Rho Amarr Silent Core	Posted - 2008.08.01 08:56:00 - [14] Being Shoop da whoop'd by an asteroid while mining.
Aria Seniste	Posted - 2008.08.01 09:07:00 - [15] Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in. You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments. Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop. You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes.
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 09:13:00 - [16] Stargate operator being drunk and turning the gate ... a few degrees off... sending you in nowhere land ------ Tides of Silence
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.08.01 09:17:00 - [17] Originally by: Wild Rho Being Shoop da whoop'd by an asteroid while mining. I've heard there are some mission roids that actually blow up when you mine them. Probably a little less dramatic but still good for a wtf? moment. Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:11:00 - [18] undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p ------ Tides of Silence
GallenteCitizen20080615 Gallente Federation War News	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:15:00 - [19] ejecting from you tyranis to only then be run over by it Originally by: CCP Wrangler We are pleased to aim! Or was that the other way around?
Rana Ash Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:18:00 - [20] Originally by: Splagada undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p OMG the pile up, as ship after ship crashes into the one before them , not a nice way to go. lyret dedreen
GallenteCitizen20080615 Gallente Federation War News	Posted - 2008.08.01 10:21:00 - [21] Originally by: Splagada undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p man i would pay to see that the hilarity and it solves the second problem if people die there then they get clone to another clone far away and so jita is lag free oooh the joy Originally by: CCP Wrangler We are pleased to aim! Or was that the other way around?
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:14:00 - [22] Proper damaging collisions would be awful. Although it brings up new possibilities of RAMMING SPEED! type warfare.
Roc Wieler Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:17:00 - [23] Getting killed by an Amarr Militia member would be my OMGWTFBBQ moment. I mean, I've heard they exist, but to actually see one up close! "Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler
Kian Qel'Droma Amarr Skyble	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:25:00 - [24] Originally by: Splagada Stargate operator being drunk and turning the gate ... a few degrees off... sending you in nowhere land Oh yes... just imagine coming up to, say, the Rens gate, jumping, and ending up in an area of space not even within a hundred lightyears of any star! There would be no background nebula, only distant pin****s of light... spooky. And if you opened your map, the "you are here" dot would show up, but not the EVE Cluster. That*would be a horrible way to go...
Kazuo Ishiguro House of Marbles Zzz	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:27:00 - [25] Overheating an armour repairer, while carrying a full cargohold, with at least 1 EC fitted, and burning it out. I've never heard of anyone actually doing this, but it would probably be amusing... Zzz research towers Direrie NEW: Liekuri 20:1 low-end compression
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:34:00 - [26] Edited by: Crumplecorn on 01/08/2008 11:34:30 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. I joined post-RMR and I used to be able to do this in haulers and such. Originally by: Jowen Datloran An odd kill would be the m0o member who killed him self. Another old story from the time when torpedoes would travel very slowly. After having launched a large barrage against the victim, the victim ejects ship and our hero boards it only to have it seconds later blow up to his own torpedoes. What goes around comes around, I guess. - DesuSigs
ApaKaka Lone Starr Corporation	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:43:00 - [27] Your body accidentally being used as materials for manufacturing Miner I's. The tombstone would say "He gave his all to the carebears of EVE"
bUBbLeS Minmatar Morne Attitude	Posted - 2008.08.01 11:47:00 - [28] Originally by: Flamewave Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Quote: Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. I saw this happen, Sutty, me (in tempest) and Flatliner (in raven) were up north killing an apoc. Sutty was in a raven and real close, the apoc pilot ejected and warped off when he was way into stucture (he ejected get to -ve structure so we couldnt destroy his ship, it was a bug at the time). Sutty gets all excited, "ooo free apoc" We were all still shooting the unkillable apoc. Sutty ejects next to the apoc in the hope of boarding it. The torps sutty already launched did thier slow turn and hit the apoc... sutties pop goes boom. I have never laughed so much in my life. Also - the eject from a moving ship used to happen. I think it was Frst who did that with one of the first scorps way back when. He ejected so someone else could try it out, but the ship was moving at about 100 m/s. There then follows a benny hill chase of pods and cruisers to catch up with the scorp... Insert cAKe here!!!

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2008.08.01 12:37:00 - [29] Maybe instead of the next cinematic movie BoB can do a blooper movie? Pink Dread has been hijacked

Vyger The first genesis Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2008.08.01 12:54:00 - [30] Originally by: Rana Ash Originally by: Splagada undocking from Jita, and a freighter crashed at the exit, blocking the undocking bay. crushed between ships undocking, how horrible. there would be a thousand deaths :p OMG the pile up, as ship after ship crashes into the one before them , not a nice way to go. The ironic twist to this scenario being that people could still dock. Eventually the entire population of EVE would find themselves trapped inside Jita 4-4 and the EVE servers would self-combust forming a new star.
Somatic Neuron	Posted - 2008.08.01 12:59:00 - [31] Originally by: Kian Qel'Droma Oh yes... just imagine coming up to, say, the Rens gate, jumping, and ending up in an area of space not even within a hundred lightyears of any star! There would be no background nebula, only distant points of light... spooky. And if you opened your map, the "you are here" dot would show up, but not the EVE Cluster. Been there....back when the bumping physics were different....when a bump actually got you going past warp speed without going into warp. Had a ship out in the middle of nowhere...had to petition to get back in play. ----------
DiaBlo UK Killer Koalas	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:18:00 - [32] Crashing into another ship WHILE in warp. KaBOOM! WTF Originally by: CCP Navigator Pretty sure someone is selling tinfoil hats. You should buy one
Red Thunder Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:24:00 - [33] your ships crew go on strike in the middle of a fight Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
Sul Trewtis ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:27:00 - [34] Forgetting to turn off Self Destruct after escaping an ambush. Had this happen to me escaped into warp in my Scorp and when I exited I was in my pod and no mails. This is why my current Scorp is called "No Self Destruct" -------------------------------------------------- Civil Disobedience is still Disobedience The most damage is done by those that know how and not why
Malachon Draco eXceed Inc. eXceed.	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:27:00 - [35] Originally by: Aria Seniste Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in. You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments. Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop. You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes. You'd never get a highscore above Chribba.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Scalar Federation	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:31:00 - [36] You Minmatar ship realizes that it's nothing but a ramshackle flying collection of assorted spare parts realizes that the power of the WAAAGGHH!! only causes vehicles to work if the pilot is an ork and succumbs to reality _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
bUBbLeS Minmatar Morne Attitude	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:32:00 - [37] the techs at the station fill your pod with jack daniels and coke instead of the usual amionic fluids drowning in JD and coke mmmm Insert cAKe here!!!
Erim Solfara Amarr House of Solfara	Posted - 2008.08.01 13:47:00 - [38] Originally by: Aria Seniste Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in. You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments. Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop. You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes. This post wins, thread over tbh.
Father Dibbles Drunks And Addicts Combined	Posted - 2008.08.01 14:07:00 - [39] Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Maybe instead of the next cinematic movie BoB can do a blooper movie? Why BoB
WishBlade Caldari Atomic Heroes Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.08.01 14:47:00 - [40] Booster overdose Black hole *You name your sihp the Titanic, fly around a planet, and crash into The Doctor's TARDIS. Aweseomenessness
Lenori Kallis	Posted - 2008.08.01 15:19:00 - [41] Depleted Uranium loading accident. "Very commonly used by Minmatar pilots, this ammo is incendiary and also has great penetration. Just be careful handling it unless you want to wake up with an extra toe on your forehead."
Scagga Laebetrovo Ammatar Free Corps	Posted - 2008.08.01 15:33:00 - [42] Edited by: Scagga Laebetrovo on 01/08/2008 15:32:54 Get killed by a dev? Edit: Or a Jovian. San Matari Official forums
Tchell Dahhn Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.08.01 15:39:00 - [43] You're salvaging from some wrecks, and you suddenly notice your ship's sheilds, armor and hull - all at the same time - are slowly turning red... You get a message that tiny nanobots were in the salvage, and you see your ship quickly 'dissolve' from view, leaving only your pod. We're Recruiting!
Abrazzar	Posted - 2008.08.01 15:51:00 - [44] - Having a Fedo slowly gnaw its way through your pod. As soon as the pod detects a hull breach you'll get the neurotoxin injection and transfered to your medical clone. - Jumping through a get to end up in a empty black space with a hexagonal mothership attack you with a bunch of equally hexagonal fighters, ending as a simple neural scan information transmission on the other side of the gate. Thargoids can do that. - Someone contaminating your podfluid with a nanopoison that first eats up your higher brain functions and then the lower ones. When the pod realizes you are dead there won't be enough brain left for a proper scan and you'll end up with a backup copy and a memory leak. - Of course the classic from the book is getting run over in your interceptor by a dreadnaught cynoing in. OMGWTFSPLAT! -------- Ideas for: Mining Ships
Sheriff Jones Amarr Please Enter Password	Posted - 2008.08.01 15:56:00 - [45] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/08/2008 15:56:27 Homeless guy outside my ship in a spacesuit washing my laser crystals when suddenly... It was an accident honest! My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Hrrothgar	Posted - 2008.08.01 16:02:00 - [46] Scenario: Rogue drones have battered down your shields, punched through your armor, and are now beginning to eat through your hull. Suddenly, the awful sounds of explosions and metal scraping metal cease and all is eerily silent. Out of the cloud of debris floating around your ship's battered remains, there looms a giant, cube-shaped Drone Hive Mother. Static crackles over your comm line and you hear a synthesized feminine voice declaim: "He will make an excellent drone..." You must then watch as your ship is ripped apart and fed on, as the drones slowly work their way toward your pod...
Riga Mortiss	Posted - 2008.08.01 16:23:00 - [47] Originally by: Kian Qel'Droma Edited by: Kian Qel''Droma on 01/08/2008 11:28:05 Originally by: Splagada Stargate operator being drunk and turning the gate ... a few degrees off... sending you in nowhere land Oh yes... just imagine coming up to, say, the Rens gate, jumping, and ending up in an area of space not even within a hundred lightyears of any star! There would be no background nebula, only distant points of light... spooky. And if you opened your map, the "you are here" dot would show up, but not the EVE Cluster. Thatwould be a horrible way to go... Edit: Actually, I think the most shocking part would be for the normal system/constellation/sovereignty etc text to be completely blank. Or in gibberish of some sort. Furthermore, imagine if a gate dumped you in an un-populated system outside the EVE cluster, with no stations or jumpgates! That actually happened a few years ago.. it was a bug. Some people found themselves an insane distance off of the map. Literally the "you are here" point was 50% map width away from the edge of known space...
Amandin Adouin	Posted - 2008.08.01 16:25:00 - [48] You should be able to OD on boosters (not that anyone ever uses them, but it would be a fun flavor aspect)
Soporo Caldari	Posted - 2008.08.01 16:43:00 - [49] Give every gate a 1% chance to send you to a random constellation.
Orar Ironfist Toys R Us	Posted - 2008.08.01 17:31:00 - [50] tbh if you did something so badass the devs would have to bring the SWAT CONCORD back out of retirement.......if they ever showed up on me id be in shock.
Aprudena Gist GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.08.01 17:34:00 - [51] getting podded by a miner
Alz Shado Ever Flow HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.08.01 17:46:00 - [52] I <3 Dictors who end up in their own bubble and on their own killmails. //// ---------=== []= ---------=== \\\\ Rifter(RedBad) "Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand
Amitious Turkey Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works	Posted - 2008.08.01 17:51:00 - [53] Get killed by Goonfleet (\_/) (O.o) (> <)[]==^= (urtok's bunny-its a machinegun) (\_/) (O.o) (> <) Anything i say on the forums is my own opinion, not of my corporation or alliance. The writer of the article
soldieroffortune 258	Posted - 2008.08.01 18:07:00 - [54] Originally by: Alz Shado I <3 Dictors who end up in their own bubble and on their own killmails. lmfao
Apoctasy The Python Cartel	Posted - 2008.08.01 18:08:00 - [55] Your ship blowing up upon eject. (Has happened to me before) ----
Neth'Rae Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 18:44:00 - [56] Originally by: Father Dibbles Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Maybe instead of the next cinematic movie BoB can do a blooper movie? Why BoB They are already doing, or were doing that CGVid with the pod that gets cut in half in the end of it. Something like that but instead 100 ways to die horribly would be awesome :D Request signatures at EVE-GFX
Batolemaeus Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.08.01 21:25:00 - [57] "It's pitch black. A grue eats your face"

CCP Taera	Posted - 2008.08.01 21:38:00 - [58] Originally by: Larg Kellein Eaten by space whales. 'nuff said. I'll have to cast my vote for organic spacebeasts eatting my ship. Imagine watching a giant spacesquid phase in beside your ship mid-mission, suck your ship into its gaping maw, then slowly phase out again before you appear in the clone vat. There's really not much to say to that! Taera Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Email

PI Staker	Posted - 2008.08.01 21:51:00 - [59] Originally by: Apoctasy Your ship blowing up upon eject. (Has happened to me before) that happened to me, my mission raven was at 11% hull and i didnt have an large hull reppers, so i decide, i'll get my basilisk and some remote hull reppers. eject BLAMMO! anyway, back on topic, being in a Caldari station that is about to get rammed by a Nyx. or Walking along in a minmatar station, tripping on the deck, falling 6 feet to the ground, but the deck gives way as the cardboard was just washed, and eventually falling out of the station into the icy blackness void of space
Batolemaeus Caldari Free-Space-Ranger Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.08.01 21:56:00 - [60] Originally by: CCP Taera I'll have to cast my vote for organic spacebeasts eatting my ship. Grues! Grues i say!
Orogaldeo Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.08.01 22:10:00 - [61] I'd say, Blue screen of death. in your pod. DUH ________________________________
Akavari Entara Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.08.01 22:11:00 - [62] How about your computer getting a space-aged computer virus and shutting off the life support to your pod? Akavari Entara's Ship Log
Ekscalybur Caldari Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.08.01 22:50:00 - [63] How about racing your self destruct timer while docking only to have the station controller that guides your ship to your hangar forget to disable the self destruct. Not only are you dead, but a few thousand station inhabitants die. You fly back in your clone to watch others scooping the few remaining intact items from your hangar and salvaging the wrecks of your other ships. Would the station guns open fire on your clone as you approached?
Elysarian Minmatar dudetruck corp	Posted - 2008.08.01 22:53:00 - [64] Edited by: Elysarian on 01/08/2008 22:53:33 To steal an idea or two from Elite: 1. Make so all ships need fuel to warp (liquid Hydrogen?) - run out of fuel at high warp = carry on til you die of boredom/eject (did this in First Encounters a few times). 2. small % chance of jump-drive malfunction added to game, increasing on each jump unless you have the ship serviced regularly = drive explodes killing you in your ship or drive melts leaving you stranded wherever you are. I also think planets and moons should be solid & anything bigger than a pod should damage/destroy your ship if you crash into it (pods bounce off or 'splode doing little damage) crashing into a station would, if your pod survived, get Concord on your ass to podkill you
Lubimchik Power Seed Enterprises	Posted - 2008.08.01 22:56:00 - [65] Windows based Starship operating systems meens that your computer randomly activates the self destruct system for no reason... more importantly while your afk at a gate.. so you think it was sucide ganked!
Althea Nar'agh StarHunt Fallout Project	Posted - 2008.08.01 22:59:00 - [66] Originally by: Jowen Datloran Originally by: Flamewave Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. If it were true it'd probably have to be pre-RMR since the game never behaved that way since I joined not long after the patch. Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. It is true enough. I just can not remember how far back we have to go. I can also remember a time when you could eject after you had initiated warp and the ship would still enter warp by it self. I used that once to have a fleet of ghost rookie ships move around the system. An odd kill would be the m0o member who killed him self. Another old story from the time when torpedoes would travel very slowly. After having launched a large barrage against the victim, the victim ejects ship and our hero boards it only to have it seconds later blow up to his own torpedoes. I remember giving dock command and ejecting from ship just before it was in range (pre warp to zero) but i dont remember why we were doing this... maybe not able to leave ship in station... cant remember War. War never changes. Training Monitor / iMonitor / iCEO iPOS iHelp
Internet Knight	Posted - 2008.08.01 23:10:00 - [67] Starbase broke its anchor and came careening towards my poor little ship. It didn't stand a chance! :( --- How to resolve Singularity character syncing
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.01 23:44:00 - [68] or simply a black hole. horrendous death seeing your ship getting spaghetti shaped ------ Tides of Silence
soldieroffortune 258	Posted - 2008.08.02 00:13:00 - [69] oh i konw one, lmao like my first day in FW, we were in tama on the nourv gate (i konw, i know, what else is new) but we were in tama on the nourv gate, and some guy in a drake uncloaks trying to jump through the gate, but apparently he couldnt/ thought we wouldnt fire, anyway we pop his drake in like 30 seconds easy, and then i get a lock on the poor saps pod, and the FC tells me NOT to shoot was going to be my frist pod kill, and the FC tells me not to shoot him, but i soon found out why. . . apparently the FC has a thing for making people in their pods his "pet" because he told me not to shoot, but to keep him warp scrambled and webbed, so i did, and some other guy also came in and scrammed/ webbed the poor fella, and we made him our "pet" lmao, he just sat there, inching at like 1 m/sec towards the gate, and the FC was like "i wonder how long before he realizes he's going to have to self destruct?" LMAO it still makes me laugh, because if this guy wouldnt self destruct his ship to get away, he must have had a pretty penny's worth of implants, because he didnt self destruct, and when his friends showed up some 10-15 minutes later, wwith us still laughing, we snuffed him out, so im going to guess he had a few hundred million/ about a billion in implants so add that to the list: becoming someone's "pet" in your pod, and having them name you "squishy", i think that is in the top 5 in "interesting way to die"
Little Matt Caldari New Fnord Industries Black Scope Project	Posted - 2008.08.02 03:54:00 - [70] Originally by: Orogaldeo I'd say, Blue screen of death. in your pod. DUH Well, I've been blue-screened and relogged to find myself in my pod. I love it when the emergency warp fails to activate. I liked that manticore.
D'ceet Shadows of the Dead Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.08.02 04:15:00 - [71] Originally by: Erim Solfara Originally by: Aria Seniste Suddenly, asteroids from all sides begin closing in. You try to shoot them, but each shot only breaks the asteroid into two smaller fragments. Though you fight bravely, one finally reaches you. Your ship flashes a few times, beeps, and then disappears with a little pop. You're asked to enter your initials for CONCORD highscore purposes. This post wins, thread over tbh. holy shit! this is epic!
kryptteacher	Posted - 2008.08.02 04:23:00 - [72] chribba's veldnaught gets mined by a monster veldspar asteroid.
Thorestano	Posted - 2008.08.02 05:34:00 - [73] A little static in your cargo hold detinated all of your 20k missiles then your ship blows up. that would be interesting
Havok Dryke Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative	Posted - 2008.08.02 07:00:00 - [74] I would invent a Black Hole Generator, then deploy it outside Jita 4-4. I'll vote for getting your Titan slowly eaten by all of Goonswarm in rookie ships. Then the Titan DDDs for several thousand kills : P --- Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME
Dahak2150 Chaos Monkeys	Posted - 2008.08.02 07:42:00 - [75] I'm fond of thinking about what would happen if people I disliked jumped into a system and emerged within another ship. Of course, two things occupying the same space is an impossibility, and people who commit impossibilities tend to meet unfortunate ends. I'm banking on a rather large explosion.
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.06 10:14:00 - [76] real ship failures.... one wing going off, your ship starting to spin like crazy, dismantling, pod being crushed in the wreck ------ Tides of Silence
Glassback Body Count Inc. The Requiem	Posted - 2008.08.06 10:57:00 - [77] Originally by: Althea Nar'agh Originally by: Jowen Datloran Originally by: Flamewave Edited by: Flamewave on 01/08/2008 07:45:10 Originally by: Roy Batty68 Well, if you mean die as in losing your ship... I heard once that you could eject from your inty while it was hauling ass and it would sail off into the distance and never be seen again. Never saw it myself, and this was back in 2006 so maybe it some RMR bug... Who knows. If it were true it'd probably have to be pre-RMR since the game never behaved that way since I joined not long after the patch. Another story from before my time harkens back to the days when torps had splash damage. A pilot ejected his ship to board another ship he had been firing upon but his torpedo boat didn't stop firing and he podded himself with his own torp splash damage. It is true enough. I just can not remember how far back we have to go. I can also remember a time when you could eject after you had initiated warp and the ship would still enter warp by it self. I used that once to have a fleet of ghost rookie ships move around the system. An odd kill would be the m0o member who killed him self. Another old story from the time when torpedoes would travel very slowly. After having launched a large barrage against the victim, the victim ejects ship and our hero boards it only to have it seconds later blow up to his own torpedoes. I remember giving dock command and ejecting from ship just before it was in range (pre warp to zero) but i dont remember why we were doing this... maybe not able to leave ship in station... cant remember Yup. It was a way to dock your ship and be left in space in your pod. Worked well in 0.0 when you couldn't find a shuttle. LinkedIn
Jowen Datloran Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.08.06 11:49:00 - [78] Originally by: Dahak2150 I'm fond of thinking about what would happen if people I disliked jumped into a system and emerged within another ship. Of course, two things occupying the same space is an impossibility, and people who commit impossibilities tend to meet unfortunate ends. I'm banking on a rather large explosion. In the final days of beta I undocked from a station at found that my Ibis had become stuck in a Bantam making some kind of Ibis/Bantam hybrid ship. I warped the hybrid to the stargate, he warped us back to station and then me to the stargate. We could have been going on like that forever. ---------------- Mr. Science & Trade Institute
Tonkin D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.08.06 12:15:00 - [79] getting stuck in between systems with stargate malfunction. years of warping back.
Michayel Lyon Hematite Rose Bionic Dawn	Posted - 2008.08.06 13:09:00 - [80] /heal 0. --- Lasiverin Dark > Is everyone here allied? Red Knight > we are allied by our zombie like ability to ***** missions GM Xamother: "Beeing online is not considered harassment or exploit."
Lorna Loot Caldari Nox Eternus	Posted - 2008.08.06 13:25:00 - [81] I would say jumping into a group of over 20 drakes, ravens and a few caracals would be an interesting way to die..... oh wait, sry, you wanted interesting.... ummm.... ----------
John Bishop Caldari XERCORE	Posted - 2008.08.06 13:26:00 - [82] back in the days of dual micro warp drive ravens there was a guy in m0o corp ,cant recall the name' might have been stravos, but i digress , fired a bunch of torps at an enemy bs 70k away the guy ejected so he warped to it ejected and got podded by his own torps.. back then torps did splash damage... yes this is a true story _______________________________________________ Originally by: Rodj Blake Large Beam Spec 5 is a really good skill to have, because it almost puts you on a par with people using T1 projectiles. [:lol:
Alz Shado Ever Flow HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.08.06 15:22:00 - [83] Originally by: CCP Taera Originally by: Larg Kellein Eaten by space whales. 'nuff said. I'll have to cast my vote for organic spacebeasts eatting my ship. Imagine watching a giant spacesquid phase in beside your ship mid-mission, suck your ship into its gaping maw, then slowly phase out again before you appear in the clone vat. There's really not much to say to that! Thar she blows! With a hump like a snowhill ... it is Diicky Mob! //// ---------=== []= ---------=== \\\\ Rifter(RedBad) "Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand

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