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Johnny Gurkha
Maleficus Cruentus Interfeci
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Posted - 2008.08.02 23:40:00 -
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After 2 years and countless battles I'm retiring from Eve... I could go in-depth into why but frankly I couldn't give a rats arse anymore, I've more enjoyable things to waste my time and money on
So what is the point of this thread and why post it here? Call it a competition for the bastards, the ****s, the vagabonds, the bad apples, the downright evil mother****ers... I've been a pirate most of my Eve life so a fellow pirate gets the lewt...
....the best reply gets all my shit, my alts shit, and ISK. Reply how you want, I'll be the judge of what makes me wet my knickers 
Killboards will be checked so if your a scabby alt **** - **** off and die
Competition closes the day before my subscription runs out: 29/08/08, I'll check back to this thread and transfer the virtual shit then o7
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Ask Unbeatable
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.02 23:42:00 -
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no
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar
The Movement
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Posted - 2008.08.02 23:50:00 -
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Can I have your account info so I can transfer all the stuff so you dont need?
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oodin
Mentally Unstable Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.02 23:50:00 -
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i think you should use that rl money on me,whine and dine me with every buck you save from quitting eve.
and when were done eating you can rub my feet while i grief some poor idiot in low sec with your isk and "shit" tbfh!!
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Sirus Ade
Relinquo.
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Posted - 2008.08.02 23:54:00 -
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The difference between a pirate and a merc is that a merc ransoms a complete stranger for your ship. Now that's smart piracy!!
Can I have your stuff now for this clever insight into the murky world or pvp? 
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UberNero
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:02:00 -
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Edited by: UberNero on 03/08/2008 00:03:36
Edited by: UberNero on 03/08/2008 00:03:12
As a new pirate whose still new to the game, i can assure you, every single isk would be used to inflict pain and misery upon anyone i could.
So in conclusion
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Avan Sercedos
A-1 Bonding
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:06:00 -
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Thread does not deliver, was expecting stuff without effort.
2/10
 Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Please do not post images directly into threads.
Please do not post lolcats.
Ever.
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coldplasma
The Revolutionary Guard
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:12:00 -
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This is what C&P needs, more threads.
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Jogvan
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:14:00 -
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ITS A TRAP!
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Gamov
Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:14:00 -
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ok ok... i retire too. pls dont cry about it. altho this is a sad thread.
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coldplasma
The Revolutionary Guard
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:14:00 -
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I'd like this thread now to be a discussion on the philosophical and ontological meaning of using more than one Energized adaptive nano membrane on an Iteron Mark III.
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Alari'Surrenza
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:15:00 -
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Here is my reply:
No...
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coldplasma
The Revolutionary Guard
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:17:00 -
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Should I fit 2 tractor beams on my itty5, or should I fit 1 tractor and 1 salvager???? helpz 
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Anubis Hatak
OUTLAWZ IMMORTAL
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Posted - 2008.08.03 00:27:00 -
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Edited by: Anubis Hatak on 03/08/2008 00:29:10
No screw asking, give me your stuff you ****ing ****er..
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Jack Torrence
Caldari
Kabuki Intrasolar
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Posted - 2008.08.03 01:09:00 -
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I got botox injected into my balls to get those wrinkles out!
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Some men aren't looking for anything logical
They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with
Some men just wanna watch the world burn |
Letava
Gallente
Svefn-G-Englar
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Posted - 2008.08.03 01:14:00 -
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I think I killed your poorly fitted destroyer while you were afk at a moon once.
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Omae Gaw'd
Gallente
VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2008.08.03 02:10:00 -
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You're too much of an a$$hole to quit this game Johnny...It needs you!
Keep that friggin stuff for when you'll come back eventually so you don't start from scratch again.
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Mark Interiis
Gallente
Disorder.
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Posted - 2008.08.03 02:16:00 -
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Goodbye
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.08.03 02:33:00 -
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I don't need your smelling, rotting shit and neither your alt's pathetic shit infected with AIDS. You can keep it for yourself in case you want to take a bath, or if you're hungry. If you're thirsty, then lick your wet knickers.
AND FOR ****S SAKE YOUR COMPETITION ENDS RIGHT ****ING NOW SO SEND THE ****ING ISK.
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Dura'Lorth
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Posted - 2008.08.03 02:38:00 -
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I did this the first time i left eve, and then i came back 3 years later. It was odd podding my production alt that i had back in the day.
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Mickline
VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2008.08.03 02:48:00 -
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Farewell Kuntface(tm), hope it's an au revoir though. |
Santo Clawz
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Posted - 2008.08.03 02:51:00 -
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I would like your stuff, simply because i am new to the game, learning skills suck to train and u can only flip so many times in a rifter before that gets old, so if this is real, why not give all your shit to someone who will use it to kill the nubz that deserve to die?
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Cal Sinai
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.08.03 03:12:00 -
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I give your material. He used will become to kill persons and persons of massacre to finance. This manner can you deads of persons remain although you no longer played.
-CEO of a piratey group of murderer people |
Clair Bear
Coalition of Nations
Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.08.03 03:30:00 -
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Sooner or later your stuff will be mine through market PvP anyway. Cut out the middleman and contract it on over.
Alternatively, since I'm a carebear and clearly too scared to ever go into lowsec consider it bait for your fellow pirates. Either way, gimme.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.03 03:39:00 -
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Keep your stuff, you may want to come back one day. Would be a shame to give it all away and then later come back to having nothing.
P.S. If your still insisting on giving away your gear then I am allways happy to relieve people from their stuff
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Shar'Tuk TheHated
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Posted - 2008.08.03 03:51:00 -
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Quitter! I don't want nor need your nano ships. 
DRINK RUM It fights scurvy & boosts morale!
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES! |
Zombiefly
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Posted - 2008.08.03 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: Clair Bear
Sooner or later your stuff will be mine through market PvP anyway. Cut out the middleman and contract it on over.
Alternatively, since I'm a carebear and clearly too scared to ever go into lowsec consider it bait for your fellow pirates. Either way, gimme.
Pirates don't beg. We live off what we kill. Anyone here who begs should be shunned from the C&P forums. NOT banned. Shunned.
Keep your stuff. You might need it later.
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.08.03 04:44:00 -
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Dear sir, I would appreciate your stuffs as I would enjoy using it to purge carebears and other undesirables from Eve Online.
Sincerely,
A Baby Eater
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JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.03 04:53:00 -
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A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says.
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.03 05:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Torrence
I got botox injected into my balls to get those wrinkles out!
After this, nobody stands a chance.
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