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Mazaron ACE'S OVER 8'S Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.08 14:24:00 - [211] My college tutor is looking at me funny now
Jaratsri	Posted - 2008.09.08 14:35:00 - [212] This is bad for me and my sore throat, being sick and laughing this much cant be good. That said, SJ, donÆt ever stop smoking what ever it is your having in your pipe =)
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:19:00 - [213] Originally by: Endel Originally by: Sheriff Jones thwack! This thread should be labeled NSFW Nothing in Java programming is that funny, everyone looks weird at me now... Well, to be fair, Swing is fairly amusing. ducks
rValdez5987 Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.	Posted - 2008.09.08 18:32:00 - [214] Originally by: Jimer Lins Originally by: Endel Originally by: Sheriff Jones thwack! This thread should be labeled NSFW Nothing in Java programming is that funny, everyone looks weird at me now... Well, to be fair, Swing is fairly amusing. ducks Oh god I can picture that. Quote: ROTFLHTMLLOLOLOLO
Shak'Rah	Posted - 2008.09.08 19:51:00 - [215] Edited by: Shak''Rah on 08/09/2008 19:53:01 Originally by: Sheriff Jones looks at thread ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can ihelp you? Shak'Rah: I wish to complain! Wrangler: And what about sir? Skah'Rah: I'm ugly! Wrangler: And the complaint? Skah'Rah: I want to redo my avatar to look pretty for all the boys. Wrangler: You mean girls? Skah'Rah: Right. Girls. Ahem. Wrangler: Well when ambulation hits, you can. Skah'Rah: But then it'll be too late! Wrangler: Oh i think it's too late for you already. Skah'Rah: What? Wrangler: Don't fix what you can't break no more. Skah'Rah: Excuse me?!! Wrangler: Better to have ugly face then no face at all? Skah'Rah: Outrageous! I demand to speak to someone in charge! Wrangler: This lasers charged. Skah'Rah: I demand to leave with most my bodyparts intact! Wrangler: I can't promise anything. Skah'Rah: ... ding... Skah'Rah: ...? ...ding! Wrangler: Right. who's next.... First off, i'm NOT gay Secondly, if i was i could do better than you Thirdly, I'M NOT GAY!! And fourth, SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT GAY!!!!1! oh right. i wish to complain. jove ships are too powerful. i want them nerfed. and to have all previous nerfs removed so i can rap... pwn noobs.
Taram Caldar Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.08 20:53:00 - [216] Quote: Customer: 'cause i'm the customer and you should keep me happy! Wrangler: Want a titan? Customer: What? Wrangler: Worked with Bob... Customer: WHAT!!!? Wrangler: Kidding, kidding...you want one? Customer: What are you trying? Wrangler: look i got nice titans back there, all shiny and new, ready to be deployed. I'll put it in jjita for oyu? Customer: If this is some kind of ploy to get me back ingame... Wrangler: No ploy. Honest. It'll be waiting for you there. Absolutely priceless :) I busted a gut laughing...
RagnhildR tu Caldari IRON CROSS LEGION	Posted - 2008.09.08 21:58:00 - [217] Pure Genius!!!!! S T I C K Y T H I S D A M N T H R E A D! Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
Faekurias Black Legion Command	Posted - 2008.09.09 00:25:00 - [218] Edited by: Faekurias on 09/09/2008 00:25:27 Don't mean to snipe, but I haven't seen a SINGLE one about kittens! So... well. I suck at it but here goes: ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can I help you? Customer: I'd like to buy kittens. Wrangler: Uhm... Kittens? Customer: Yes, for my missiles. Wrangler: Kitten missiles? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: What exactly do you intend to do with the poor kittens? Customer: I shall duct-tape them to my missiles so that they can claw at the enemy ship before detonation. Double effect. I am a genius! Wrangler: So basically blow up kittens in space? Customer: For great justice. Wrangler: That's terrible! Customer: Probably equally effective. Wrangler: Meh... I can live with that disappears into backroom Wrangler: Here's your kittens sir, a big fluffy basket of them! Customer: Thank you! I promise they won't last the day. IN your honour. Wrangler. Gee...well..thanks. ding ding ------------------ We are recruiting.
RagnhildR tu Caldari IRON CROSS LEGION	Posted - 2008.09.09 02:38:00 - [219] Can't have this masterpiece dissappear onto page 2. Bump!!!!! Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
Ruze Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.09 03:33:00 - [220] Quote: WAR KITTENS!?!?! Originally by: CCP Greyscale consciously deciding not to join a corp is pretty much deciding that you don't want to have fun
Thenoran Caldari Border Rim Enterprises	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:04:00 - [221] Edited by: Thenoran on 09/09/2008 08:09:18 ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can I help you? Customer: Ah yes, can I...um...make a complaint? Wrangler: Of course. Customer: Great...erm...yeah so like, I got this Hulk you see. Wrangler: Ah, you are a miner! Customer: Yeh, I mine in <high sec system> a lot, but well...it's kinda boring. Wrangler: Boring? Mining? Customer: Yeh...I mean...I just like...warp to the belt, hit the miners and then...done Wrangler: I see, well I'm sure that... DING DING Somebody: haHaaa! Time to die n00b! Wra/Cust: Customer: Huh? Somebody: Oh yes! Carebear! Wrangler: There is like...a line you know? Wait your turn! Somebody: I can fix that. (fires 8xChelm Modified EMP Large Smartbomb) Customer: ZOMG! Wrangler: Oh no...none of that! NONE. OF. THAT. Somebody: Muhahahaha! (fires 8xChelm Modified EMP Large Smartbomb) Distant stomping and noise in the distance Wrangler: Oh dear...now you did it... Customer: HELP!!111eleven! DING DING DING DING DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDING DING CONCORD: HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAY! Wrangler: Oh great... CONCORD: AND WE LOOK FABOLOUUUUSSS! Customer: HELP! Somebody: ...wut the? CONCORD: FACE OUR WRATH! SMITE THEE! wimpy magical swing Cannot target as Somebody's ship is about to explode Somebody: ......WHAT? Wrangler: snicker Customer: ...fiew...heart slows Somebody: I will so..- Wrangler: There! Customer: What you do? Wrangler: Send his pod into the main fleet of GoonSwarm, I'm sure they'll know what to do... CONCORD: SAVED THE DAY WE HAAAAAAAAVE AAAGGGGGAAAIIINNNN! Wrangler: Yeh sure...look you bunch of heros go and save the galaxy, alright? CONCORD: Certainly, Master Customer: ...Master? Wrangler: Yeh...nvm...you were saying? Customer: ...Right...ermm...where was I? Wrangler: Your Hulk, boring, eyestrain...? Customer: Ah yes, Mining could use a boost and... DING DING Somebody: WONT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY Wrangler: For the love of... Somebody: DIE! Wrangler: I think not... Wrangler: (extremely girly voice) Oh CONCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD... Lots of stomping and noise DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDING DING Somebody: Ack! YOU! CONCORD: HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAY! Customer: whisper Who programmed CONCORD like that? Wrangler: whisper Navigator's April Fool's Joke... Somebody: You won't take me al- CONCORD: SMITE THEE! wimpy magical swing Cannot target as Somebody's ship is about to explode Somebody: I will so-! Wrangler: Some day this turned about to be...Okay CONCORD...go shove off now... CONCORD: BUT WE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TO PROTECT YOUUUUU! Wrangler: Oh that is it! Where is that... ruffle ruffle, zoink boink! **t rwatt There! CONCORD: We shall stay for one hour sir. Wrangler: Much bett...one hour? Oh right the despawn timer, I don't need that, go on! CONCORD: We. Will. Stay. Wrangler: ... Wrangler: Fine then!... throws Wrangler's Modified Uber Extra-Large Smartbomb CONCORD ships all destroyed Wrangler: Finally! Some peace... Customer: huddled in a corner Wrangler: Calm down, it's ok now Customer: But...won't destroying CONCORD just...spawn more? Wrangler: Don't be sill-... Wrangler: ... Wrangler: . . . *Enormous overpowering of stomping and noise* *DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI* *DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI* *DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI* *DING DING* CONCORD: Wrangler: Customer: I think I'll....leave you to it then... *Crank! Dang! Woosh! Thud! Croink! Argh! Oef! Krenggg! Iaaa!* ------------------------ Ship Yield Calc Improve Mining
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:13:00 - [222] (Faekurias, please request, or this happens ) ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome o the CCP! How can i help you? Faekurias: Yes hello, i was informed you have kittens here. Wrangler: Kittens? Must be some form of propaganda attempt at our good name looks at camera. We have no kittens here! Faekurias: No no, you do. Wrangler: We do NOT. Faekurias: This other guy came in, got a basket of kittens and went off blowing them to bits. Wrangler: He didn't. Faekurias: He most certainly did! Wrangler: Look, there's no kittens in EVE. There's tabbys and other stuff like that in WoW...holds hand on wizard robe under counter Faekurias: Screw WoW! Wrangler takes hand off; "Right, thought so. Faekurias: I want my damn kittens! Wrangler: Look, you're being silly now... Faekurias: KITTENS!! Wrangler: If you coul Faekurias: KITTYMITTENS!!! Wrangler: .... Faekurias: KITTYWITTYDIPPYNIPPYS!!! Wrangler: You done? Faekurias: One more? Wrangler: Fine... Faekurias: WILLYNILLYKITTYSTEW! Wrangler: If you want kittens that bad, hello kitty is that way. Or so i've heard. Faekurias: No! I want kittens in Wrangler: FINE!!! Faekurias: Thank you. ding ding Wrangler: I'll show you damn kittens...taps away moments later ding ding! Wrangler: Hello th...you. Faekurias: Ny ship is pink, my drones look awful fluffy and go "meowmeow" instead of "pewpew" and i think my launchers shoot furballs! Wrangler: nods That's kittens for you. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:17:00 - [223] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 09/09/2008 08:22:15 (Right! ) DUN DUN! LOCATION: CONCORD Penitentiary. TIME: 2008.09.09 08:17:00 Thenoran: Look i'm sorry... CONCORD: You sit quietly and think what you've done. Thenoran: But i just... CONCORD: Thread flipping is a crime! Thenoran: Bu CONCORD: No buts! You'll get plenty of buts where you're going mister! Thenoran: ... CONCORD: Now here's your soap, no rope, and in you go! Thenoran: Can i ju CONCORD: Only thing i want to hear from those lips is "yes sir", "thank you sir" and "can i have another spanking sir!" CONCORD 2: Spanking? CONCORD: Shut uuuup. Thenoran: Yes. CONCORD: Excuse me?! Thenoran: Yes sir... My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Jaketh Ivanes Amarr Imperial Servants	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:29:00 - [224] Sheriff, we need one with G.I.R.L's Awesome work.
Faekurias Black Legion Command	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:40:00 - [225] Originally by: Sheriff Jones (Faekurias, please request, or this happens ) ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome o the CCP! How can i help you? Faekurias: Yes hello, i was informed you have kittens here. Wrangler: Kittens? Must be some form of propaganda attempt at our good name looks at camera. We have no kittens here! Faekurias: No no, you do. Wrangler: We do NOT. Faekurias: This other guy came in, got a basket of kittens and went off blowing them to bits. Wrangler: He didn't. Faekurias: He most certainly did! Wrangler: Look, there's no kittens in EVE. There's tabbys and other stuff like that in WoW...holds hand on wizard robe under counter Faekurias: Screw WoW! Wrangler takes hand off; "Right, thought so. Faekurias: I want my damn kittens! Wrangler: Look, you're being silly now... Faekurias: KITTENS!! Wrangler: If you coul Faekurias: KITTYMITTENS!!! Wrangler: .... Faekurias: KITTYWITTYDIPPYNIPPYS!!! Wrangler: You done? Faekurias: One more? Wrangler: Fine... Faekurias: WILLYNILLYKITTYSTEW! Wrangler: If you want kittens that bad, hello kitty is that way. Or so i've heard. Faekurias: No! I want kittens in Wrangler: FINE!!! Faekurias: Thank you. ding ding Wrangler: I'll show you damn kittens...taps away moments later ding ding! Wrangler: Hello th...you. Faekurias: Ny ship is pink, my drones look awful fluffy and go "meowmeow" instead of "pewpew" and i think my launchers shoot furballs! Wrangler: nods That's kittens for you. aahahahah ------------------ We are recruiting.
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.09.09 08:55:00 - [226] ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to... Wrangler: Oh... it's you. RoyBatty: Heya Wrangly, old buddy, old pal. Wrangler: goes back to reading Wrangler: What ya want this time, Roy? RoyBatty: Oh, nothing. Was just wondering if you could pass on a request to SJ. Wrangler: A request? RoyBatty: Yep. Tell him I think he should do a skit about the greatest Eve bug there ever was. Wrangler: Greatest Eve bu... What are you on about? RoyBatty: Mind if I show...? Wrangler: Hey! No touchy the compy! RoyBatty: It's just right... just a sec... Wrangler: Watch it, Roy! No deleting CONCORD. RoyBatty: No, no... I'd never... Hold a sec... RoyBatty: There it is! This one right here! Wrangler: Oh, man! I'd forgotten all about that! RoyBatty: Yeah, that was awsome, wasn't it? Wrangler: Oh yeah... Good times! RoyBatty: Heh heh. Yeah, your response was sig worthy! Wrangler: chuckles Wonder what ever happened to that guy... RoyBatty: Ok. That was it. Going to take off now. Don't want SJ getting all touchy about hijacking his thread. Might put me in a skit with a Boy Band or something. Wrangler: Probably a good idea. RoyBatty: Alrighty. Hasta lasagna! Wrangler: rolls eyes Yeah, yeah... Don't get any on ya... ding ding Wrangler: mumbles as he writes Tell SJ... Roy... Boy Band... lasagna... Oh, what the hell? S&M shop. Wrangler: Like I'm his secretary... goes back to reading Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Jocelyn Jesseria	Posted - 2008.09.09 09:30:00 - [227] Originally by: Sheriff Jones moments later ding ding! Wrangler: Hello th...you. Faekurias: Ny ship is pink, my drones look awful fluffy and go "meowmeow" instead of "pewpew" and i think my launchers shoot furballs! Wrangler: nods That's kittens for you. Linkage Keep 'em coming Sheriff Jones....this thread is absolute gold!!
LordSwift INTERSTELLAR ENTERPRISE	Posted - 2008.09.09 09:42:00 - [228] Originally by: Jocelyn Jesseria Originally by: Sheriff Jones moments later ding ding! Wrangler: Hello th...you. Faekurias: Ny ship is pink, my drones look awful fluffy and go "meowmeow" instead of "pewpew" and i think my launchers shoot furballs! Wrangler: nods That's kittens for you. Linkage Keep 'em coming Sheriff Jones....this thread is absolute gold!! Haha awesome. how did you do that? Would be funny to see someone flying that design. You would have to shoot them for it tho. SJ keep up the good work, loving it every time. Everyone who is posting there own, be wary of SJ wrath. dont think he likes you copying him.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.09 09:44:00 - [229] Originally by: LordSwift dont think he likes you copying him. Oh not at all, let creative juices flow. I suck 'em up and spit them back out though My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Jocelyn Jesseria	Posted - 2008.09.09 09:52:00 - [230] Originally by: LordSwift Haha awesome. how did you do that? Would be funny to see someone flying that design. You would have to shoot them for it tho. Google is your bestest friend :P. I believe first time i came across it, someone posted it in in-game chat so i sadly do not know whom to credit the 'artwork' to.
RagnhildR tu Caldari IRON CROSS LEGION	Posted - 2008.09.09 12:48:00 - [231] Boom Boom!!!!! Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
5akki	Posted - 2008.09.09 16:01:00 - [232] I was laughing so hard tears came to my eyes and corporate office (about 100 yards back with crap load of metal between us) came by to see what was wrong..... oh man this thread needs sticky
stadshage Caldari Universal Star Final Retribution Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.10 00:13:00 - [233] stil got tears in my eye's how even pods name am i going to sleep but kee up the good work
Meepness22 The Lighthouse Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.10 01:59:00 - [234] This thread is made of pure win. Keep it up SJ STICKY THIS!!!!
Pliauga Gallente Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.09.10 09:42:00 - [235] STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!!STICKY!!! Me likey :) ---------- DRONE love rulez!! 'mkay?! LONG range/"OUT OF SYSTEM" artillery
Meepness22 The Lighthouse Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.10 22:55:00 - [236] B U M P ! ! no way this can go onto page 4
RagnhildR tu Caldari IRON CROSS LEGION	Posted - 2008.09.11 02:48:00 - [237] n' Grind Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.09.11 04:17:00 - [238] Originally by: Thenoran Wrangler: Finally! Some peace... Customer: huddled in a corner Wrangler: Calm down, it's ok now Customer: But...won't destroying CONCORD just...spawn more? Wrangler: Don't be sill-... Wrangler: ... Wrangler: . . . *Enormous overpowering of stomping and noise* *DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI* *DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI* *DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI* *DING DING* CONCORD: Wrangler: Customer: I think I'll....leave you to it then... *Crank! Dang! Woosh! Thud! Croink! Argh! Oef! Krenggg! Iaaa!* seriously, almost ****ed myself Faction Store - Killboard
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.11 04:20:00 - [239] Request! we need you to do one about lofty and this old gem Exiled to Beta Applebabe ate my signature :( but the fish hat forgives! Nemotology is the EvE religion of choice!
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.11 05:57:00 - [240] (Author notice: Been sick from monday-wednesday, fever stole all my creativity, will return to this later today ) My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.

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