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Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 19:40:00 - [1] Praise Garmon, yu be watchin us, yu can has t1 cruisers. Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. In New Eden and Goon space. Giv us dis day our dalee Ruppy. And furgiv us for makin yu a pyramid, but being banned for it. And we furgiv wen goons steel our hulks. An do not let us leed into teh Eve Gate, but deliver us from Mitnal. Garmon pwns all. He pwns teh noobs and teh miners and teh leet pilots too. Forevur and evuhr. Amen. You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Karentaki Gallente Maximum Yarrage	Posted - 2008.08.06 19:43:00 - [2] ... lol However, now you are just reading my signature... Or are you... ========= Sporks FTW
Feilamya Minmatar Pelennor Swarm Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.08.06 19:50:00 - [3] in before Mitnal
Inara Subaka Caldari the united	Posted - 2008.08.06 19:53:00 - [4] wipes tear from eye That was brilliant.
Kirra Liu Echelon Holdings Echelon.	Posted - 2008.08.06 19:59:00 - [5] Amen. And the pyramid was funny, was worth having my forum privelages revoked for 2 weeks just for the lolz.
Havohej The Defias Brotherhood	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:08:00 - [6] /me makes the sign of the White Rupture. Amen. Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.
Eternal Error Exitus Acta Probant	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:14:00 - [7] Failure.
Kirra Liu Echelon Holdings Echelon.	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:16:00 - [8] Originally by: Eternal Error Failure. Yes, yes you are. But you really shouldnt put yourself down dude.
Khraunus	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:18:00 - [9] Edited by: Khraunus on 06/08/2008 20:18:09 10/10
Cpt Branko Surge. NIght's Dawn	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:22:00 - [10] Originally by: Kirra Liu Amen. And the pyramid was funny, was worth having my forum privelages revoked for 2 weeks just for the lolz. This. Totally worth it. I propose we construct a Tower for our venerable Garmon though ;) Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:40:00 - [11] You only got 2 weeks?! You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Kirra Liu Echelon Holdings Echelon.	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:41:00 - [12] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny You only got 2 weeks?! Yup, but 1st time I ever did something that was punishable on teh forums. I thought I'd just get a warning and then went to post and found I couldnt post lol.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:45:00 - [13] The devs hate the believers, they must be smitten! You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Rhak Amharr Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:57:00 - [14] Amen to that, sister! I can assure you, your prayers were an inspiration to us all, especially Him itself. His wrath is endless upon the non-believers, and he will smash your faces in with his meat cleaver (ingame), until you the only thing you can say is "wtf". Due to the increased power gained by righteous people prayers, the mighty lord himself took it upon him to let the first nonbelievers, namely the **ing russians (ingame), feel his endless wrath. The flying spaghetti monsters themselves already cave in like CCP to carebears, as this confession from the killboard confirms: Originally by:** Arengor Ganges was near. A network needs, it just helps vylezti from under someone else's network. As can be easily seen, he wants to join our network. People, convert before it's too late! You'll be safe nowhere, his meat cleaver will find you!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 20:58:00 - [15] Originally by: Rhak Amharr As can be easily seen, he wants to join our network. People, convert before it's too late! You'll be safe nowhere, his meat cleaver will find you! (ingame) You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Celestal	Posted - 2008.08.06 21:09:00 - [16] I finally get it , to be a garmonite one has to have been dropped repeatedly on ones head as a baby , or at least type as if you had been ( popular consensus says garmon hits the first option )
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 21:25:00 - [17] Originally by: Celestal I finally get it , to be a garmonite one has to have been dropped repeatedly on ones head as a baby , or at least type as if you had been ( popular consensus says garmon hits the first option ) One must be baptized the correct way, or the beast (Mitnal) will get you You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Euriti Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.08.06 22:00:00 - [18] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny You only got 2 weeks?! Was a nail in my already warned coffin :(
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.06 22:13:00 - [19] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 06/08/2008 22:14:28 I got a month The heretics will get their uppins.... Garmekial 25:17: Teh warpn of the Garmon beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an Mitnal. Mani poddingz 2 teh beliefer gankah cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin teh noobs thru to teh klonevatts. He gud beliefer gankah and finden saifspotd noobs an such. Garmon gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz teh Garmon whe I'z blastn Barrage M n' yo az n stuff. You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors	Posted - 2008.08.06 22:24:00 - [20] Garmon cured my leprosy. True story.
Euriti Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.08.06 22:30:00 - [21] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 06/08/2008 22:14:28 I got a month The heretics will get their uppins.... Garmekial 25:17: Teh warpn of the Garmon beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an Mitnal. Mani poddingz 2 teh beliefer gankah cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin teh noobs thru to teh klonevatts. He gud beliefer gankah and finden saifspotd noobs an such. Garmon gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz teh Garmon whe I'z blastn Barrage M n' yo az n stuff. You should make a lolcatbible.com spinoff. Really.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.08.06 22:56:00 - [22] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 06/08/2008 22:14:28 I got a month The heretics will get their uppins.... Garmekial 25:17: Teh warpn of the Garmon beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an Mitnal. Mani poddingz 2 teh beliefer gankah cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin teh noobs thru to teh klonevatts. He gud beliefer gankah and finden saifspotd noobs an such. Garmon gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz teh Garmon whe I'z blastn Barrage M n' yo az n stuff. that is because you are a troll, it should have been for eternity!
DarthJosh DEATHFUNK R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.08.06 23:38:00 - [23] Praise him. He who loves us! He who inspires us! HE WHO PWNZ! Garmonzekial 5:13 - "Oy vey Garmonz did comz tu mi na dream and smacketh: lolz! wkup! /emote kick. yu wil birng yu fisrt sista, n mk her lay on da veldrock. if yu lov da garmon, yu wil sarcerfcie hr tome! n` lo, da faithflu did do this! bt Garmon comz to hm in a vizion and sayeth: lol. - Desusigs!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.07 00:12:00 - [24] Originally by: Euriti Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 06/08/2008 22:14:28 I got a month The heretics will get their uppins.... Garmekial 25:17: Teh warpn of the Garmon beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an Mitnal. Mani poddingz 2 teh beliefer gankah cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin teh noobs thru to teh klonevatts. He gud beliefer gankah and finden saifspotd noobs an such. Garmon gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz teh Garmon whe I'z blastn Barrage M n' yo az n stuff. You should make a lolcatbible.com spinoff. Really. I'm in the process, but it's so long... You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.07 00:13:00 - [25] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 06/08/2008 22:14:28 I got a month The heretics will get their uppins.... Garmekial 25:17: Teh warpn of the Garmon beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an Mitnal. Mani poddingz 2 teh beliefer gankah cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin teh noobs thru to teh klonevatts. He gud beliefer gankah and finden saifspotd noobs an such. Garmon gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz teh Garmon whe I'z blastn Barrage M n' yo az n stuff. that is because you are a troll, it should have been for eternity! I got 1 more warning ban You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Bai ZongTong The Revolutionary Guard	Posted - 2008.08.07 01:12:00 - [26] 100/10 --- Want some YARRHHHS? The Revolutionary Guard Pirate Corp Looking for Members Uncensored KB
Maijugs Arhueg	Posted - 2008.08.07 03:32:00 - [27] Edited by: Maijugs Arhueg on 07/08/2008 03:32:11 UR STUFF I MUST HAZ IT EDIT:Oh, sorry, I thought someone died.
Kalorned Minmatar Psychedelic Llamas	Posted - 2008.08.07 03:41:00 - [28] This prayer and the comments thereafter have strengthened my personal spirituality in the ways of the Garmon like nothing else has before.
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.08.07 03:48:00 - [29] Originally by: Khraunus -10/10 fixd THAT for you
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.08.07 04:24:00 - [30] The devs are sneaky... they'll nab you when you least expect it You're not afraid of the dark, are you?

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