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Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.03.29 06:17:00 -
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Really good answers.
Another question that has bothered me a lot: why do I grow hair around my anus? |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2012.03.29 14:14:00 -
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Kevin Zanjoahir wrote:Why am I asking this question?
Alzheimer's.
It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1205
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Posted - 2012.03.29 14:15:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:Another question that has bothered me a lot: why do I grow hair around my anus?
So that when you go bald, the doctors have hairs to transplant to your head.
It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.29 19:21:00 -
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First of all, thanks to Floppie, for the help, but don't worry I got this.
Tyler: there is a popular myth that if you play "stairway to heaven" backwards it contains satanic messages. This is not true. Actually, it transmits subliminal messages to you to go and buy a happy meal. Yes, you heard me, a happy meal. McDonalds have advertised subliminally for years, and the fact they get away with it is a scandal.
Whitehound: Well, here is thre thing. There are these mythical beings, called "Dingleberry Monsters". They eat the dingleberry's created by human poo. Trouble is, the hair is needed to allow the poo to collect around the anus, and the forming of a "dingleberry" happens. Never shave it, or they will perish. |
Kevin Zanjoahir
The Craniac
The Aurora Shadow
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Posted - 2012.03.30 14:34:00 -
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What mood are you in?
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Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.30 17:59:00 -
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Kevin Zanjoahir wrote:What mood are you in?
Kevin, the fact you ask this is touching. Your query regarding my welfare really makes me feel all soft and gooey.
To answer, as I type this, I have finished work for the day, and am not back until Tuesday afternoon. I have plenty of cold beers in the fridge and it is sunny. I am, therefore, in an utterly SUPERB mood.
More questions please! |
2bhammered
Perkone
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2012.03.30 18:03:00 -
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Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3600
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Posted - 2012.03.30 18:20:00 -
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If train leaving Los Angels heading to new york and a train from new york left to LA a year before when would they collide?
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Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.03.30 18:51:00 -
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Why is that CCP does not know the difference between a new experience and a good experience? |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.30 19:10:00 -
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2bhammered : This is very easy to answer. Halle Berry is waaay more "fuckable" then Jolie. Angelina Jolie is just a weird marriage breaking *****. Paris Hilton is an interesting twist. I would like to "take her up the Arsenal" to see if she could cope, but maybe that is just me.
Nova : Unless one of the trains enters some kind of pseudo cosmic antimatter rip in the space time continuum, they will never collide.
Whitehound : Everyone knows that this game now only exists to supply Hilmar with $1000 japanese jeans, so I cannot help here sadly. |
THE L0CK
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
126
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Posted - 2012.03.30 19:24:00 -
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2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards???
I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina?
Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
2bhammered
Perkone
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2012.03.30 19:53:00 -
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THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina?
Taste? TASTE? this is a serious question to a realistic scenario and I asked for cpt stupid help!!
You party pooper ,
besides, you fail hard anyway, they are all anorectic, boobless and stupid |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
9
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Posted - 2012.03.30 19:57:00 -
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2bhammered wrote:THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina? Taste? TASTE? this is a serious question to a realistic scenario and I asked for cpt stupid help!! You party pooper , besides, you fail hard anyway, they are all anorectic, boobless and stupid
In my defence you didn't offer anyone in that scenario who WASN'T boobless and stupid! |
2bhammered
Perkone
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2012.03.30 20:00:00 -
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Captain Stupid wrote:2bhammered wrote:THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina? Taste? TASTE? this is a serious question to a realistic scenario and I asked for cpt stupid help!! You party pooper , besides, you fail hard anyway, they are all anorectic, boobless and stupid In my defence you didn't offer anyone in that scenario who WASN'T boobless and stupid!
Don't blame me, Simon says. Blame Simon.
****... they know my fetish... |
THE L0CK
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
128
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:10:00 -
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2bhammered wrote:THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina? Taste? TASTE? this is a serious question to a realistic scenario and I asked for cpt stupid help!! You party pooper , besides, you fail hard anyway, they are all anorectic, boobless and stupid
You seriously need glasses and a clue.
Do you smell what the Lock's cooking? |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1242
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:42:00 -
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Captain Stupid wrote:First of all, thanks to Floppie, for the help, but don't worry I got this.
I'm not sure you have enough stupid for everyone. It's quite the rage these days.
It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
2bhammered
Perkone
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2012.03.30 22:03:00 -
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THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina? Taste? TASTE? this is a serious question to a realistic scenario and I asked for cpt stupid help!! You party pooper , besides, you fail hard anyway, they are all anorectic, boobless and stupid You seriously need glasses and a clue.
I wish I had your delusion. |
Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.03.31 09:34:00 -
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2bhammered wrote:THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:THE L0CK wrote:2bhammered wrote:Who is more fuckable today? Halle Berry or Angelina joli and what was hotter? Halle berry naked in monster or Jolis lesbian nake scene?
Or is Paris Hilton better in both regards??? I never thought you had much taste and that last line easily proved it. How do you even justify a comparison between the halfwit boobless anorexic to the likes of Halle and Angelina? Taste? TASTE? this is a serious question to a realistic scenario and I asked for cpt stupid help!! You party pooper , besides, you fail hard anyway, they are all anorectic, boobless and stupid You seriously need glasses and a clue. I wish I had your delusion.
Angelina Jolie. Sha can give three guys a BJ: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/34500/Angelina-Jolie-Mouth-Eyes-34986.jpg |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
9
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Posted - 2012.03.31 11:21:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Captain Stupid wrote:First of all, thanks to Floppie, for the help, but don't worry I got this. I'm not sure you have enough stupid for everyone. It's quite the rage these days.
I can assure you I have plenty of Stupid, more than enough to go around!
More questions please, I am here all day!
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Obax Bannon
Fidelis Technologies
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Posted - 2012.04.04 09:29:00 -
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[quote]
Obax Bannon - Now, I have discussed this on a drunken night in the pub once and have a great theory. This is actually the answer to perpetual motion. You see, as you are correctly leading towards, is the fact cats and buttered sides always land face down. So, as you drop the cat, there will be a conflict of interest, and both will try to face down, resulting in the cat rotating just above ground. Now this where the fun begins, placing several of these "buttered toast cats" in a row will give a long line of rotating cats, thus providing a platform of perpetual motion, and free energy (scientists have not yet experimented with taxidermised cats yet though) for moving things. We could even power trains with this.
[quote]
Nice answer...made me lol in the office this morning
meh...managed to mess up the quote thingamabobs but nvm  |
Rajan Marelona
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.04 11:01:00 -
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it fall, why does anybody care whether it makes a sound ?
If a genie in a lamp offers me three wishes and says I can not wish for more wishes, can I wish for more lamps with wish-fulfilling genies in them ?
If we would achieve world peace, how boring will the world be ?
If Chuck Norris could chuck wood, would we still have any forests ?
What is the exact maximum amount of stupid one can have before they start to stop realizing they're stupid ?
Does this top make me look fat ? |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
249
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Posted - 2012.04.04 14:14:00 -
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1) Why are blue whales so big? It seems kind of unnecessary.
2) Why do cicadas live underground sucking tree sap for 17 years?* Then come out live as adults for only about a month. I don't see any point to all that.
Also is there some numerological significance to the fact that the stay underground either 2, 13, or 17 years? That sounds kind of sinister.
*The nymph burrows into the soil and crawls to a tree root (using its claw-like front legs). The nymph will suck the tree's sap through straw-like mouthparts (called the rostrum). The nymph stage lasts either 2, 13 or 17 years. There is no pupal stage -- cicadas undergo incomplete metamorphosis. |
Tsadkiel
S0utherN Comfort
Cascade Imminent
64
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Posted - 2012.04.04 18:03:00 -
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If jimmy crack corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? =D
also, what's a boffin? |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
11
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Posted - 2012.04.18 16:15:00 -
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It fills my heart with utter joy to see this thread make a comeback. I will, of course, try to answer them in my own unique style!
Rajan Marelona:
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it fall, why does anybody care whether it makes a sound ?
It is important to remember, the squirrels. Not the grey "rats with bushy tails" that America gave us, but the lovely cute red ones. They care, and for this, so should we.
If a genie in a lamp offers me three wishes and says I can not wish for more wishes, can I wish for more lamps with wish-fulfilling genies in them ?
This is a much debated loophole, with no definitive answer as noone has managed to prove their existence. However, I have, as always, a theory. The genie uses a little known technique to manifest your wishes, called "trans-perambulation of pseudo cosmic antimatter". This is highly unstable and to have two near each other could possibly cause the world to implode. So, in short, no.
If we would achieve world peace, how boring will the world be ?
We would always have things to dislike, so boredom would not happen. I for example dislike inconsiderate parking, and even with world peace there will always be gits who park in such a manner they take up enough spaces for 2. So don't worry, you will always have things to dislike.
If Chuck Norris could chuck wood, would we still have any forests ?
Yes, of course we would, they would just be relocated to wherever he threw them!
What is the exact maximum amount of stupid one can have before they start to stop realizing they're stupid ?
I am getting close to this threshold, so get back to me in a few weeks and I might have an answer!
Does this top make me look fat ?
Not really, just a little "comfortable". I don't like skinny girls anyway.
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Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
11
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Posted - 2012.04.18 16:21:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:1) Why are blue whales so big? It seems kind of unnecessary.
2) Why do cicadas live underground sucking tree sap for 17 years?* Then come out live as adults for only about a month. It's hard to see any point to all that.
Also is there some numerological significance to the fact that they stay underground either 2, 13, or 17 years? Those numbers seem kind of sinister.
*The nymph burrows into the soil and crawls to a tree root (using its claw-like front legs). The nymph will suck the tree's sap through straw-like mouthparts (called the rostrum). The nymph stage lasts either 2, 13 or 17 years. There is no pupal stage -- cicadas undergo incomplete metamorphosis.
1. They aren't actually big at all, but use a clever mix of mirrors and david blaine style tricks to make them look big. They are actually slightly smaller than a cod.
2. They signed a charter upon creation, that they were only allowed to suck tree sap, even though anyone who knows, will know they prefer coffee. As for the time, it is a mystery for sure, but some think it was originally to make sure they avoided the song "Everything I do, I do it for you" by Bryan Adams. For some reason the timescale just stuck after that. |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
11
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Posted - 2012.04.18 17:02:00 -
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Tsadkiel wrote:If jimmy crack corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? =D
also, what's a boffin?
Jimmy cracks corn, because he signed a pact with Dave Grohl once (while Dave Grohl was dressed as a Devil, filming the video for Tenacious D's song "Tribute"). The pact stated in return for a set of the great Grohls old drum kit, he had to crack corn forever. So you see, no one cares, but Jimmy cares even less. Poor soul.
A boffin, is a genetically mutated employee of japanese electrical product company, "Tefal". They injected their employees in the head to expand their brains, thus improving their research. A picture of these "creations" can be seen here: Tefal "boffins" |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
263
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Posted - 2012.04.19 16:21:00 -
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Captain Stupid wrote:Telegram Sam wrote:1) Why are blue whales so big? It seems kind of unnecessary.
2) Why do cicadas live underground sucking tree sap for 17 years?* Then come out live as adults for only about a month. It's hard to see any point to all that.
Also is there some numerological significance to the fact that they stay underground either 2, 13, or 17 years? Those numbers seem kind of sinister.
*The nymph burrows into the soil and crawls to a tree root (using its claw-like front legs). The nymph will suck the tree's sap through straw-like mouthparts (called the rostrum). The nymph stage lasts either 2, 13 or 17 years. There is no pupal stage -- cicadas undergo incomplete metamorphosis. 1. They aren't actually big at all, but use a clever mix of mirrors and david blaine style tricks to make them look big. They are actually slightly smaller than a cod. 2. They signed a charter upon creation, that they were only allowed to suck tree sap, even though anyone who knows, will know they prefer coffee. As for the time, it is a mystery for sure, but some think it was originally to make sure they avoided the song "Everything I do, I do it for you" by Bryan Adams. For some reason the timescale just stuck after that.
I highly appreciate that whack at Bryan Adams, Captain. Though I do wish that name had not been mentioned at all. It triggers a lot of repressed and traumatic auditory memories. |
Culmen
Culmenation
25
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Posted - 2012.04.19 18:20:00 -
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
There is a fine line between a post and a signature. |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
11
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Posted - 2012.04.19 19:24:00 -
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Culmen wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
This, is a fantastic question to ask Siri if you posess an iPhone 4S. The answers are somewhat amusing. My personal favourite, "Is that an African or European woodchuck?"
As always, Siri knows best. |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
11
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Posted - 2012.04.19 19:25:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:Captain Stupid wrote:Telegram Sam wrote:1) Why are blue whales so big? It seems kind of unnecessary.
2) Why do cicadas live underground sucking tree sap for 17 years?* Then come out live as adults for only about a month. It's hard to see any point to all that.
Also is there some numerological significance to the fact that they stay underground either 2, 13, or 17 years? Those numbers seem kind of sinister.
*The nymph burrows into the soil and crawls to a tree root (using its claw-like front legs). The nymph will suck the tree's sap through straw-like mouthparts (called the rostrum). The nymph stage lasts either 2, 13 or 17 years. There is no pupal stage -- cicadas undergo incomplete metamorphosis. 1. They aren't actually big at all, but use a clever mix of mirrors and david blaine style tricks to make them look big. They are actually slightly smaller than a cod. 2. They signed a charter upon creation, that they were only allowed to suck tree sap, even though anyone who knows, will know they prefer coffee. As for the time, it is a mystery for sure, but some think it was originally to make sure they avoided the song "Everything I do, I do it for you" by Bryan Adams. For some reason the timescale just stuck after that. I highly appreciate that whack at Bryan Adams, Captain. Though I do wish that name had not been mentioned at all. It triggers a lot of repressed and traumatic auditory memories.
I sincerely apologise for this, and can only offer my condolences. However, we cannot shy away from our past, you need to confront it. I am available for hugs of course.
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