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Captain Stupid
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Posted - 2012.03.21 17:08:00 -
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In honour of the thread by the clever boffin Tsadkiel, perhaps I can help with those unimportant questions that have nothing to do with particle physics.
Ask away!
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Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.03.21 17:21:00 -
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If Chuck Norris were to fight himself, who would win? |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
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Posted - 2012.03.21 17:31:00 -
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Which is smartest: chimps, dolphins or Paris Hilton? |
Liam Mirren
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Posted - 2012.03.21 18:14:00 -
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What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?
Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
My guides: http://mirren.freeforums.org |
So Sensational
Ventures
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Posted - 2012.03.21 18:34:00 -
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Liam Mirren wrote:What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?
An unladen swallow flies as fast as an unladen swallow cares to fly. |
Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2012.03.21 18:39:00 -
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So Sensational wrote:Liam Mirren wrote:What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow? An unladen swallow flies as fast as an unladen swallow cares to fly.
Wrong answer! You are supposed to ask if he is referring to an African or European Swallow. |
Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.03.21 19:25:00 -
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How does it feel? |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2012.03.21 19:26:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:So Sensational wrote:Liam Mirren wrote:What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow? An unladen swallow flies as fast as an unladen swallow cares to fly. Wrong answer! You are supposed to ask if he is referring to an African or European Swallow.
They both swallow, if it was a good date. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
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Posted - 2012.03.21 20:36:00 -
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I would ask to you, but I don't know how to post a message in a forum.
EVE residents: 5% Wormholes; 8% Lowsec; 20% Nullsec; 67% Highsec.
CSM 6: 100% non-Highsec residents.
Change that! Vote Issler Dainze for CSM7!
http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=470 |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:02:00 -
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Wow, I go out for a little and so many questions. Ok here I will try to answer.
The fight between Chuck Norris and himself would never happen, as he is blue to himself. Of course, if it was an evil doppelganger then the evil Chuck would win. We pray this never happens.
In order of smartness, Dolphins >>> Chimps >>> Anything else >>> Me >>> Paris Hilton
As has already been mentioned, the question regarding swallows can only be answered when specifying if it is African or European. This difference is very important. I even asked Siri, and he said the same thing.
How does it feel? Well, it feels great.
Keep em coming! |
Something Random
The Barrow Boys
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:23:00 -
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Can i sue my shadow for stalking ?
"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."
"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsn++ all here!" |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:35:00 -
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Where does the other sock go? |
Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:45:00 -
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If you're going 60mph, how long does it take you to cover 60 miles? |
So Sensational
Ventures
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:04:00 -
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Cpt Syrinx wrote:If you're going 60mph, how long does it take you to cover 60 miles?
I heard you cut that in half, so 2 hours? |
Mike Bear
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:22:00 -
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If there are so many Communists, how come there aren't more communes? How come every time I see a communist he's try to confiscate my capital, instead of trying to produce something, he's (OR she) is just trying to snatch the production of others? TY in advance. |
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:59:00 -
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Is Rainbow Dash lesbian, bi or straight?
Unbanned since 2011.10.20. |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.22 08:25:00 -
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Ok, so after a good nights sleep, I now have more to answer so here goes.
Something Randomn: Actually, you and the shadow are both victims here. The sun is the entity that should be sued on this occasion. Can you? Well, it depends where you are. If you are in America, the land of the sue anyone/anything, then of course you can! If not, I am afraid you can't.
Michael Dietrich: There are many theories on this, the "sock monster" being the favourite. However, the grim reality, is they usually end up snagged in something else, like boxer shorts, or inside a t-shirt.
Cpt Syrinx: The clue is in the meaning of the acronym really. MPH stands for miles per hour, so the answer here, is an hour.
So sensational: You heard incorrectly, you should stick to Stupid for your sources.
Mike Bear: Communism is an axis of evil and the very ideal of sharing is not true. Well, actually, it is kinda, but only amongst the elite. A little known fact (aka probably madeup by me) is nuns used to be communist too, until one day they changed to totalitarian, and thus communes were no longer associated with communism. Josef Stalin apparently liked to dress as a nun in his spare time also.
Nerath Naaris: She is a groupie with a pet called "Tank". I think from this we can be certain she is lesbian, and I can even put my neck on the line and be more specific, she's the "man of the couple" who wears the comfy shoes. |
Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.03.22 09:02:00 -
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your amount of stupid disappoints I'm afraid |
Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.03.22 12:46:00 -
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Does the ignorance over our reality lead to questions? |
Obax Bannon
Fidelis Technologies
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Posted - 2012.03.22 13:42:00 -
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If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? |
Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2012.03.22 13:46:00 -
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If 666 is the sign of evil does that mean that 25.8 is the square root of all evil? |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.22 15:40:00 -
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Again, some interesting questions, that shall of course be answered from my "unique" stupid perspective.
Whitehound - Quite the opposite actually. The very nature of existence, coupled with our self awareness can only lead to more questions!
Obax Bannon - Now, I have discussed this on a drunken night in the pub once and have a great theory. This is actually the answer to perpetual motion. You see, as you are correctly leading towards, is the fact cats and buttered sides always land face down. So, as you drop the cat, there will be a conflict of interest, and both will try to face down, resulting in the cat rotating just above ground. Now this where the fun begins, placing several of these "buttered toast cats" in a row will give a long line of rotating cats, thus providing a platform of perpetual motion, and free energy (scientists have not yet experimented with taxidermised cats yet though) for moving things. We could even power trains with this.
Michael Dietrich - Not quite, as 25.8 squared is only 665.64, so therefore 25.8 is possibly classified as "quite evil" only.
Keep them coming! |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
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Posted - 2012.03.22 17:00:00 -
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Why do you always find something in the last place you look? |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.22 17:22:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
Well, to continue looking once you find it would be silly!
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Kevin Zanjoahir
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.03.25 08:03:00 -
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Why am I asking this question?
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Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.25 19:45:00 -
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Kevin Zanjoahir wrote:Why am I asking this question?
The answer to this may vary, generally depending on what I have had to drink.
As I am in one of my rare sober situations, the answer is thus: you ask because the invisible man holding the invisible gun to your head told you to.
Next! |
Kevin Zanjoahir
The Craniac
The Aurora Shadow
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Posted - 2012.03.26 14:05:00 -
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Would you like to declare an expression of a longing to be included within the congregation of many individuals in a desire to converse, said congregation identified sometimes as a whole as plural bamboo subsisting mammalians noted for their monochromatic colors and cuteness?
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Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.03.26 18:16:00 -
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Something that has annoyed me for many years ... why do my feet smell? |
Captain Stupid
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2012.03.28 19:31:00 -
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Again, some intersting questions!
Kevin Zanjoahir : My current crop of friends and family mean it is not important that I am included in anyones group. Regarding the theory of animals and monochromatic views, I have a theory. (unsurpsrisingly). If animals can not see colour, why does nature use a colour coded danger system? No denying that pandas are cute though.
Whitehound: I once had this problem, believe it or not. I used to work for a well known toy company (they had a backwards "R" in the name) and was on my feet a lot. One day my manager said, and I quote "your feet hum". So I set about investigating this. Turns out I had 2 problems, firstly, my feet were not dry. You must keep your feet dry. Use Scholl athletes foot powder, it is superb. And secondly, use good shoes. Never skimp on the wheels. If you are wearing man made fibres, you are in trouble. Your shoes need to be good quality leather.
Hope that helps! |
Tyler Rainez
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Posted - 2012.03.29 04:58:00 -
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In the song "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin, if played backwards what does it really say? |
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