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Boba TehFett
Amarr Anarchy Unleashed
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Posted - 2008.08.28 10:59:00 -
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Out of sheer boredom (and because my old thread is locked due to inactivity..i cant be the Zombie master : (( RAISE MY CREATURE !! MUWAHAHAHA) im making another "tell me the best threats youve gotten" thread ;P
The old thread is [url=http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=512101&page=3]here[/url] ^-^
yarrr on ! 
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Captator
Universal Securities
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:04:00 -
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Fixed
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FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2008.08.28 12:07:00 -
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Quote: 2008.08.01 21:24 you ******* way to kill a newb ooohh yeah your a big man now ****ing sphinctard.
a what 
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Aramova
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.08.28 16:13:00 -
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I had someone tell me they were going to take over the systems I lived in... It made me sad. ________________________________
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Grandis Fustis
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.08.28 16:15:00 -
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You guys are DUDE!!!! 
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Inara Subaka
Caldari the united
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Posted - 2008.08.28 16:18:00 -
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I got told by a shuttle pilot (I bombed him carrying a retriever BPO that is dirt cheap and almost worthless) that he was going to become uber and come kill us all in two weeks when he could fly his battleship finally.
I guess he failed to notice the other ships I was flying with before I podded him as well.
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Kobrakilla
Caldari Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2008.08.28 16:54:00 -
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Edited by: Kobrakilla on 28/08/2008 16:54:42
Quote: [22:16:09] ******* > you and you small pen1s gang
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Tyr Vaantau
Amarr Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.08.28 16:55:00 -
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Had one guy threaten one of my corpmates in a lowsec belt, then go into our public chat threatening to wardec us and kill us all because apparently we ****ed him off.
In his bio it says he's a freighter pilot...and corp description says mining and mission running.
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Halo Olsen
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Posted - 2008.08.28 17:02:00 -
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i got this once. guy couldnt even spell my name right.
Dear Olse, i hpe one day in real life, you will get lucky and ran over ny a truck just like a cocoroach like you desrves, and i hope that no girls will have to be with such a looser like you.
Enjoy your time and sleep well dreaming of how low can you fall and how dirty can you get.
Cinserrelly yours. Jode
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Tony Tibbs
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Posted - 2008.08.28 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Halo Olsen i got this once. guy couldnt even spell my name right.
Dear Olse, i hpe one day in real life, you will get lucky and ran over ny a truck just like a cocoroach like you desrves, and i hope that no girls will have to be with such a looser like you.
Enjoy your time and sleep well dreaming of how low can you fall and how dirty can you get.
Cinserrelly yours. Jode
WOW great spelling there, i feel sorry 4 u u COCOroach
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supr3m3justic3
Caldari ACE'S OVER 8'S
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Posted - 2008.08.28 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Halo Olsen i got this once. guy couldnt even spell my name right.
Dear Olse, i hpe one day in real life, you will get lucky and ran over ny a truck just like a cocoroach like you desrves, and i hope that no girls will have to be with such a looser like you.
Enjoy your time and sleep well dreaming of how low can you fall and how dirty can you get.
Cinserrelly yours. Jode
cocoroach....lol@him...... __________________________________________________
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Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.08.28 20:04:00 -
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Edited by: Pegleg Punk on 28/08/2008 20:04:56
Originally by: ****inson116 2008.08.06 03:57 good job u dont copy every ****ing *** in the entire game u peice of sh*t ass clown. and im being ****in sarcastic u sh*t eating ****tard.
This email made me very sad, so I laughed through my tears. Laughed through my tears.
Originally by: Naga Saddow [16:38:06] "i must admit for an ahole ur pretty funny"
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Xi Tzu
Amarr Relentless Storm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.28 20:52:00 -
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Old one but still good... im rating in Soba leaving wreck about for the locals to poke about in... eventually a Cormy bites (i killed some of the spawn he was shooting) he dies horribly and these are the resulting mails...
2007.06.30 15:50 i'm find you & kill on real life... ------------------
2007.06.30 16:07 To me without a difference whose there there was a box. I killed the pirate, and you simply one last time in it have got, therefore have shown, that your box. Because of you I have lost the ship and property. Translate me on the account of money, cost of my ship and I shall try to forget about your nonsense. (900 ' 000 ISK) ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:13 DONT SLEEP. I'M WAIT MONEY FROM YOU. 900'000.00 ISK ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:19 YOU WANT THAT I HAVE KILLED YOU IN THE REAL LIFE? NOT TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW, BUT I CAN FIND YOU... GIVE MONEY AND I SHALL TRY TO FORGET ABOUT YOU... -------------------- 2007.06.30 16:24 LISTEN the UGLY CREATURE. YOU STILL to the PRESIDENT of America PERHAPS. YOU HAVE acted AS the PROSTITUTE. At YOU the SHIP was better than mine In SOME TIMES. And YOU EQUALLY ATTACKED ALL. I HAVE written down YOU. I SHALL find YOU SOONER OR LATER.
all for 900k ^^ still makes me chuckle
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Orogaldeo
Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.08.28 21:31:00 -
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Xth in another threat mails thread.
they do are funny,sometimes, the bests are the foregin ones  ________________________________
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Gaby Hartnett
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Posted - 2008.08.28 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Halo Olsen i got this once. guy couldnt even spell my name right.
Dear Olse, i hpe one day in real life, you will get lucky and ran over ny a truck just like a cocoroach like you desrves, and i hope that no girls will have to be with such a looser like you.
Enjoy your time and sleep well dreaming of how low can you fall and how dirty can you get.
Cinserrelly yours. Jode
i've been told that i would be tracked and killed in real life along with my family etc. in broken english and from a russian corp. always get the most crap from the russians.

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Rawrior
Gallente Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.08.29 08:57:00 -
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hold this one dearly, makes me chuckle every time i read it..
2008.06.16 12:41 I hope that you'r happy, you ruined my will to play, this was a ****ed up day allready and you ****s come and **** everything even more, i didnt do anything and was on auto pilot, ***** i hope you die in RL
_____ TEH FORUM POLICE!!1!11!@2! |

TerrorBaBy
Nearly Feared
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Posted - 2008.08.29 14:34:00 -
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I love hatemate, makes me laugh every time.
In fact...it's what makes the griefing/pirating/ganking worth it. _______________
Originally by: Constance Harme It's like willfully getting into a car full of strangers and then being driven out to the woods and being shot.
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Priory
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Posted - 2008.08.29 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Xi Tzu Old one but still good... im rating in Soba leaving wreck about for the locals to poke about in... eventually a Cormy bites (i killed some of the spawn he was shooting) he dies horribly and these are the resulting mails...
2007.06.30 15:50 i'm find you & kill on real life... ------------------
2007.06.30 16:07 To me without a difference whose there there was a box. I killed the pirate, and you simply one last time in it have got, therefore have shown, that your box. Because of you I have lost the ship and property. Translate me on the account of money, cost of my ship and I shall try to forget about your nonsense. (900 ' 000 ISK) ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:13 DONT SLEEP. I'M WAIT MONEY FROM YOU. 900'000.00 ISK ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:19 YOU WANT THAT I HAVE KILLED YOU IN THE REAL LIFE? NOT TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW, BUT I CAN FIND YOU... GIVE MONEY AND I SHALL TRY TO FORGET ABOUT YOU... -------------------- 2007.06.30 16:24 LISTEN the UGLY CREATURE. YOU STILL to the PRESIDENT of America PERHAPS. YOU HAVE acted AS the PROSTITUTE. At YOU the SHIP was better than mine In SOME TIMES. And YOU EQUALLY ATTACKED ALL. I HAVE written down YOU. I SHALL find YOU SOONER OR LATER.
all for 900k ^^ still makes me chuckle
I would have petitioned and gotten the guy perma-banned for making out of game threats. That's an insta-super-duper-perma right there. That would have increased the funny by say 2 to 3X at least.
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kor anon
Amarr Grail Seekers
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Posted - 2008.08.29 18:58:00 -
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some noob> Ill get goonswarm on you
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Prime Sniper
Sure Start Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.08.29 19:35:00 -
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Had a ***** threaten to fly to the UK and **** my mother and sister
I said it would be doing them a favour
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Dizeezer Velar
Caldari League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees
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Posted - 2008.08.29 19:42:00 -
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Originally by: Xi Tzu Old one but still good... im rating in Soba leaving wreck about for the locals to poke about in... eventually a Cormy bites (i killed some of the spawn he was shooting) he dies horribly and these are the resulting mails...
2007.06.30 15:50 i'm find you & kill on real life... ------------------
2007.06.30 16:07 To me without a difference whose there there was a box. I killed the pirate, and you simply one last time in it have got, therefore have shown, that your box. Because of you I have lost the ship and property. Translate me on the account of money, cost of my ship and I shall try to forget about your nonsense. (900 ' 000 ISK) ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:13 DONT SLEEP. I'M WAIT MONEY FROM YOU. 900'000.00 ISK ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:19 YOU WANT THAT I HAVE KILLED YOU IN THE REAL LIFE? NOT TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW, BUT I CAN FIND YOU... GIVE MONEY AND I SHALL TRY TO FORGET ABOUT YOU... -------------------- 2007.06.30 16:24 LISTEN the UGLY CREATURE. YOU STILL to the PRESIDENT of America PERHAPS. YOU HAVE acted AS the PROSTITUTE. At YOU the SHIP was better than mine In SOME TIMES. And YOU EQUALLY ATTACKED ALL. I HAVE written down YOU. I SHALL find YOU SOONER OR LATER.
all for 900k ^^ still makes me chuckle
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Bela Okmyx
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Posted - 2008.08.29 22:10:00 -
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Message: >Dude why you kill me? And in Hi-Sec? >You stole from me. >That aint right how you do that? Hi Sec is no Pvp ! >Rule 1: There is no safe place in Eve. >Oh yea, rule 2, There is no safe place in Eve.
(stats show 2 week old player trying to school this to a year old player. Uhm...)
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oilio
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.08.30 05:13:00 -
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Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale
Originally by: Xi Tzu Old one but still good... im rating in Soba leaving wreck about for the locals to poke about in... eventually a Cormy bites (i killed some of the spawn he was shooting) he dies horribly and these are the resulting mails...
2007.06.30 15:50 i'm find you & kill on real life... ------------------
2007.06.30 16:07 To me without a difference whose there there was a box. I killed the pirate, and you simply one last time in it have got, therefore have shown, that your box. Because of you I have lost the ship and property. Translate me on the account of money, cost of my ship and I shall try to forget about your nonsense. (900 ' 000 ISK) ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:13 DONT SLEEP. I'M WAIT MONEY FROM YOU. 900'000.00 ISK ----------------------- 2007.06.30 16:19 YOU WANT THAT I HAVE KILLED YOU IN THE REAL LIFE? NOT TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW, BUT I CAN FIND YOU... GIVE MONEY AND I SHALL TRY TO FORGET ABOUT YOU... -------------------- 2007.06.30 16:24 LISTEN the UGLY CREATURE. YOU STILL to the PRESIDENT of America PERHAPS. YOU HAVE acted AS the PROSTITUTE. At YOU the SHIP was better than mine In SOME TIMES. And YOU EQUALLY ATTACKED ALL. I HAVE written down YOU. I SHALL find YOU SOONER OR LATER.
all for 900k ^^ still makes me chuckle
I would have petitioned and gotten the guy perma-banned for making out of game threats. That's an insta-super-duper-perma right there. That would have increased the funny by say 2 to 3X at least.
I'm sure I read somewhere about a guy in Asia who played WoW and killed his friend because he stole an in-game sword or something.
I suppose if Eve gets enough players, it will only be a matter of time before someone gets offed in real-life for blowing up a CNR or something.
That will be interesting - terrible and tragic, of course - but interesting nonetheless. |

Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.30 06:51:00 -
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Edited by: Gneeznow on 30/08/2008 06:52:27 I think I've posted this before, but its good, worth posting again.
edit: I was moving a sniper apoc through low sec and spotted him in a belt, was a guy with me from sniggwaffe in a vexor who went in and tackled him, I warped in at 100 and 2 or 3 volleyed him with tach's, he was also in a vexor.
Quote: 2008.03.19 01:42 ***** .. **** you
Quote: 2008.03.19 02:00 there's an extra 1 mil added to your bounty ***** .. I'll be adding another assload here very shortly .. now that I think of it -- I can just go online and buy ISK for cheap and really make your life miserable (lets say 100 MIL ?)... see how you like it when you get blindsided
Quote: 2008.03.19 02:30 Well put douchebag... you'd better be good becuase your getting 50,000,000 ISK put on your head within an hour. ANd NO you're not the best pirate and you'll see why .. lol ... ***** you ... You're little sidekick did'nt even have a bounty before he decided to shoot at me .. I thin you see he already has 2,000,000 couresy of me ... best of luck to you both .. hope you have a battleship .. muhuhahahaa
Quote: 2008.03.19 02:35
I understand your good .. yuou can beat up on a guy who has been playing for a week and was already engage with serps .. you're definately the best .. thats why I am going to honor you with such a huge bounty .
Quote: 2008.03.19 04:04 27 million ISK Bounty on your head.. We'll see how good you are for sure won't we? You'll be tested no doubt. Best of luck *******. L8tr
Quote: 2008.03.19 04:21 ***** you ... thats what you get asswipe .. I had no beef with you and you wreck my 4.5 milloin dollar ship with about 5 Mil in hardware on it while I was engaged with Serps. - which makes you a petty opportunist.... You're the best so why should you worry? Or are you realizing that you're about to lose your ship to a bigger ******* just like yourself in the near future?
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z0de
Gallente The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.08.30 07:27:00 -
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I think Gneez wins.
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Jogvan
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.30 08:14:00 -
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Edited by: Jogvan on 30/08/2008 08:14:26
Originally by: Inara Subaka I got told by a shuttle pilot (I bombed him carrying a retriever BPO that is dirt cheap and almost worthless) that he was going to become uber and come kill us all in two weeks when he could fly his battleship finally.
I guess he failed to notice the other ships I was flying with before I podded him as well.
Aren't retriever BPO's like 500 mil? 
TBH one of the reasons I started pirating was because of the hatemail and convo's I saw on forums, here are some that I've received, tho i've never got any of the really creative ones 
Quote: 2007.05.22 03:28 your **** just got so much larger. W00t! *****.
Quote: 2007.05.23 00:40 your on my shit list ass ****!
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Inara Subaka
Caldari the united
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Posted - 2008.08.30 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Inara Subaka I got told by a shuttle pilot (I bombed him carrying a retriever BPO that is dirt cheap and almost worthless) that he was going to become uber and come kill us all in two weeks when he could fly his battleship finally.
I guess he failed to notice the other ships I was flying with before I podded him as well.
Aren't retriever BPO's like 500 mil? 
Nah, they're cheap iirc. It was probably just all the poor fool had to his digital name... *pours a mug out of a bottle labeled "Tears"*
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Noelle Fay
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.08.30 11:58:00 -
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Reading through hatemails can lighten up your day in a heartbeat. I demand MOAR! -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke. |

Dotard
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.30 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Tony Tibbs
WOW great spelling there, i feel sorry 4 u u COCOroach
Don't feel sorry. COCOroaches are coo-coo for cocopuffs.
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Omae Gaw'd
Gallente VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2008.08.30 13:39:00 -
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I saved some as well..
Quote: Thx for that - my son was playing whilst i was out the room - hope ur proud - PS. watch ur back
Quote: i will hunt you down and kill u.
Quote: first time in low sec.... AND my first enemy. CU again!
Last but not least (quite old)
Quote: I will be working out the details for Fang Alliance to declare war on your corp or at the very least to make you red and your areas of known travel be broadcasted throughout our alliance and allies this weekend just so you know. Make amends for your mindless slaughter or pay the cosequences. I expect 2 Ravens to be transferred to me at Sukuuvestaa station in Sivala as that is what you have destroyed of mine now and the 60 million extorted from me not to be podded the first time. You have seven days and Fang, Smash, Roadkill and other allies will be coming for you. I do not take kindly to pirates this close to Empire causing Havoc. Just so you know, you will be the primary focus of our ambitions. Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing you in the future. Attacking people in the middle of missions this close to Empire is dirty business and very weak of you feel free to come too BWF sometime when you feel like fair odds.
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